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Top 18 paid Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Paid chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Are you tired? Because you've been running around in my mind all day... getting paid more than me.

  2. Hey, girl, did you practice karate?

    Cause it really looks like your practice has paid off. Good form.

  3. Hey girl, if you’re looking for a man with good credit then here I am, Jesus paid for all of my debts!

  4. In all the power meetings I’ve ever been to, this room is one of the hottest... for real, it’s hot! Just like your paid search campaign, you’ve made quite the impression on me.

  5. What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

    Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
    But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

    Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
    Her: Taking care of something, she's around

    Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
    Her:How much longer do you have left?
    Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
    Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
    Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

    Her: Yeah
    Me: What high school?
    Her*responds*
    Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
    Her: I think I know of him
    He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
    Her: Not really:
    Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
    Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
    Me:
    if a tree falls in the forest
    And there's no one around to hear it
    Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
    Her: I'd love to
    Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
    Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
    *exchanged numbers*

    Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

  6. Do you know why I want to be a dermatologist?

    So I could put cream on your face and get paid for it.

  7. Roses are red, Violets are sorta blue..

    I’d really like to have a drink with you.

    Hydrangeas can be purple, carnations can be green,
    You’re the cutest, that I’ve truly ever seen.

    Marigolds are yellow, daisies are white,
    You could come home with me, if you play your cards right.

    Flowers grow in dirt, they don’t grow in sand,
    And if you’d paid attention, my number’s already on your hand.

    Plants grow in water, and not in the rock,
    Don’t hesitate to text, and I’ll entertain your... flock.

    ;)

  8. Hey girl, do you know the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

    I've never paid 300 dollars to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

  9. Lotus grow on water, not in sand...

    If you’d paid attention, my number’s already on your hand, trust me these lines are unplanned

    - Day 18

  10. Are you a plumber (or name any well paid job)? Because that is a solid career choice with a decent wage and I crave stability.

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You're the picture, girl, I just painted. I got it, you name it it's all paid for: big castle on the seashore, with the Willy Wonka décor. (Wanna Love You Girl)

If you paid me a visit, I would butter your toast and take you for breakfast.

After sighting the object of your vehicular desire. Get in front of her in the toll lane and pay her toll. Instruct the toll collector to inform her that "The incredibly charming guy in the (color & make of car) paid your toll for you!

I never paid for a date with Bitcoin, will you be the first one?

How is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?

Just like your paid search campaign, you’ve made quite the impression on me.

Wow, you're beautiful! I see praying five times a day has paid off.

The ladies here would agree—I've taken the place of the paid-off mortgage as the status symbol of choice.