Top 50 Charge Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Charge pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. I like my girls like my charging ports

   Next to my bed and always turned on.

2. Hey are you an atom with a net charge

   Because I have an ion you

3. Are you an atom with a charge?

   Because I got my ion you.

4. I’m in charge of swabbing the Poop Deck.

5. You're coming at me fast, but I'd take a charge for you.

6. Hey baby, if being hot and sexy was a crime,

   I’d need to call Sherif Caitlyn because you’re guilty as charged.

7. How much do you charge? My paper-grading job doesn't pay a lot.

8. Damn girl, if not obeying gender conventions were a crime, you would be guilty as charged!

9. Is your passive charged? Cause' you're stunning.

10. Damn, if being tasty was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Funny charge pickup lines

You're the lightning bolt that charges my creeper.

Want to see my fully charged skyward strike?

Hey are you a charged particle?

Because I got my ‘ion’ you ;)

I’ve got some charge you can blow!

Hey baby, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. Happy Sexyday!

If being sexy was a crime, you'd be unfairly charged, put on death row, and saved at the last minute because I never gave up on you.

Nobody’s in charge of this thing, just like nobody’s in charge of our bodies, baby.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, And they're like It's better than yours, Damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you, But I have to charge I know you want it, The thing that makes me, What the guys go crazy for.

I got a charge out of bonding with you.

Are you a negatively charged atom?

Because I'm positively attracted to you

Hey girl are you an explosive charged touch sensitive plate?

Cause i can call you “mine”

Hey girl are you charge multiplied by time?

Because you're a Qt.

Are you a damaged laptop battery

Cause I can charge you day and night to get you going.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Girl are you a German commander In 1945 facing war crime charges?

Cause I love jew too

I'll have to start charging you rent

Because you stay in my mind 24x7

Are you a cloth?

Because I get an electrostatic charge when you rub against me.

Babe I have a USB-C and you have a port, lets charge the laptop

I last longer than goku charging up his spirit bomb.

Are you going to charge me microtransaction?

Because you're b(EA)utifil

I like my girls like type-C charging ports...

Going both ways.

Girl are you a charged atom, because I've got my ion you. 

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, I'd have to call Sherif Caitlyn because you're guilty as charged.