Top 50 Charge Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Charge pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

I like my girls like my charging ports

Next to my bed and always turned on.
Hey are you an atom with a net charge

Because I have an ion you
I’m in charge of swabbing the Poop Deck.
You're coming at me fast, but I'd take a charge for you.
Hey baby, if being hot and sexy was a crime,

I’d need to call Sherif Caitlyn because you’re guilty as charged.
How much do you charge? My paper-grading job doesn't pay a lot.
Damn girl, if not obeying gender conventions were a crime, you would be guilty as charged!
Is your passive charged? Cause' you're stunning.
Damn, if being tasty was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
You're the lightning bolt that charges my creeper.

Funny charge pickup lines

Want to see my fully charged skyward strike?

Hey are you a charged particle?

Because I got my ‘ion’ you ;)

I’ve got some charge you can blow!

Legal studies Major: If being sexy were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Nobody’s in charge of this thing, just like nobody’s in charge of our bodies, baby.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, And they're like It's better than yours, Damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you, But I have to charge I know you want it, The thing that makes me, What the guys go crazy for.

If being sexy was a crime, you'd be unfairly charged, put on death row, and saved at the last minute because I never gave up on you.

I got a charge out of bonding with you.

Hey girl are you an explosive charged touch sensitive plate?

Cause i can call you “mine”

Hey girl are you charge multiplied by time?

Because you're a Qt.

Babe, you really buff me. You gave me Endurance Charge, Frency Charge, and Power Charge.

Are you a damaged laptop battery

Cause I can charge you day and night to get you going.

Girl are you a German commander In 1945 facing war crime charges?

Cause I love jew too

I'll have to start charging you rent

Because you stay in my mind 24x7

Are you a cloth?

Because I get an electrostatic charge when you rub against me.

I last longer than goku charging up his spirit bomb.

Are you going to charge me microtransaction?

Because you're b(EA)utifil

I like my girls like type-C charging ports...

Going both ways.

Girl are you a charged atom, because I've got my ion you.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, I'd have to call Sherif Caitlyn because you're guilty as charged.

Do you have positive charge?

Cuz i'm attracted to you

Call me ben

Because all my girls are ten

Now in all seriousness am I the asshole here?

My sister just bought me a apple watch, it wasn't the newest so I was super pissed. Like what the hell? Who buys an apple product and not the newest? But anyway I was annoyed all day. It was my birthday and my dad bought me a new Ipad which was nice altough only the 128 GB version and I asked for the 256 GB.

So to the point. I was at the train station with my sister and my dad. And I put the Apple watch my sister gave me on craigslist for free to pick up. (Who's gonna use that trash LMAO) So my sister saw me do that. She got angry at me like what the hell? So as the train came up to the platform I pushed her in front of it.

I am now faced with charge of murder, like wtf she got what she deserved. I am now posting this from her funeral laughing my ass off.

Was I the asshole? I don't think I did wrong neither do my friends and 4 million instagram followers. This is just a waste of time smh...

1. Hey baby, how 'bout some nuclear fusion tonight?

2. I don't know, I sense the Coulomb Force which would cause our protons to repel each other.

1. Yeah baby, but our protons are positively charged and even though they might repel each other they will nonetheless stick together.

2. Yes, but the force has a strong dependence on distance, and I sense it's a short range force.

1. But baby, this force can overcome the electrocstatic repulsion.

2. Maybe, but it all depends on the size of the atomic nuclei.

1. I thought size doesn't matter. Besides large atomic nuclei release no energy.

2. Size doesn't matter, unless the atomic nuclei is too small. Besides, I feel sure the kinetic energy, due to inverse square force, cannot overcome the electrostatic repulsion. Therefore our nuclear fusion will instead become nuclear fission...or worse yet, nuclear fizzle.

1. Ouch.