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Top 50 Bond Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Bond pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Bond conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you the multiple carbon-carbon double bonds to my unsaturated fatty acids?

    Because I have a kink for you

  2. Is your name James?

    Because I wanna bond :)

  3. I'll issue us a bond with equity warrants. It'll bring us closer and you can own all of me.

  4. Our bond is so tight i just might tap.

  5. Let's talk dirty: Euro bonds!

  6. To find out if there is the double bond between us, you must do Bae's test first.

  7. Do you feel the high-yield bond between us?

  8. You must be chlorine because you are polarizing my bond! 

  9. Are you a carbon atom?

    Because I sure as heck would form a bond with you

  10. Are you a hydrogen atom?

    Because you are forming strong bonds with me when you take my Oxygen.

    Girl used this on me when she found out I loved chemistry and we kissed 10 minutes later.

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The chemical bonding between us is so strong because of the forces attraction...

If you take a short position, I'll show you my long bond.

Are you from my chemistry book?

Cause I know U(uranium) and I(iodine) could bond!

Are you part of MI6?

Because I feel a bond between us.

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James Bond: I tend to notice little things like that - whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette... Tiffany Case: And which do you prefer? James Bond: Well, as long as the collars and cuffs match.

Strawberry Fields: "If you attempt to flee, I will arrest you, drop you off at the jail, and take you to the plane in chains, understand?" James Bond: "Perfectly. After you." Mathis: "I think she has handcuffs." James Bond: "I hope so."

Major Anya Amasova: "That it's very important to have a positive mental attitude." James Bond: "Nothing more practical than that?" Major Anya Amasova: "Food is also very important." James Bond: "Mm hmm. What else?" Major Anya Amasova: "When necessary, shared bodily warmth." James Bond: "That's the part I like."

Domino: "How do you know my friends call me Domino?" James Bond: "It's on the bracelet on your ankle." Domino: "So . . . what sharp little eyes you've got." James Bond: "Wait till you get to my teeth."

The name's Bond!

Poly Bond! I'm here to fill your crack.

Are you a carbon atom?

Because I want to bond with you.

Are you the element Flourine?

Cause I think we're about to make a bond

I think I have an excess of adenine cause U are the only one I want to bond with.

Because in rna ADENINE bonds with URACIL.

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Working Bond tinder opener

Hey girl, you know chemistry

Cause in our chemistry, we might be the strongest bond together. :)

We can be like hydrogen and bond between some Beta Sheets.

Honey Ryder: Looking for shells?
James Bond: No. I'm just looking.

Hotel Receptionist: "I have a message for you."
James Bond: "I think you just delivered it."

If I was James Bond's martini, how would you want me? Shaken or stirred?

James Bond: [James is in bed with a Ling, a Chinese woman] Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls?
Ling: You think we better, huh?
James Bond: No, just different. Like Peking Duck is different from Russian Caviar. But I love them both.
Ling: Darling, I give you very best duck.

James Bond: "I approve."
Goodnight: "You do?"
James Bond: "Oh, not the wine, your frock. Tight in all the right places, not too many buttons."

James Bond: "I tend to notice little things like that — whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette."
Tiffany Case: "Which do you prefer?"
James Bond: "Well, as long as the collar and cuffs match . . . "

James Bond: "I think I'll call it a Vesper."
Vesper Lynd: "Because of the bitter aftertaste?"
James Bond: "No, because once you've tasted it, that's all you want to drink."

James Bond: "I was wrong about you."
Dr. Christmas Jones: "Yeah, how so?"
James Bond: "I thought Christmas only comes once a year."

James Bond: "I'll tell you at dinner."
Jill Masterson: "Where?"
James Bond: "Oh, I know the best place in town."