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Top 50 Bond Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Bond chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I'll issue us a bond with equity warrants. It'll bring us closer and you can own all of me.

  2. Our bond is so tight i just might tap.

  3. Let's talk dirty: Euro bonds!

  4. To find out if there is the double bond between us, you must do Bae's test first.

  5. Do you feel the high-yield bond between us?

  6. You must be chlorine because you are polarizing my bond! 

  7. Are you a hydrogen atom?

    Because you are forming strong bonds with me when you take my Oxygen.

    Girl used this on me when she found out I loved chemistry and we kissed 10 minutes later.

  8. Damn girl, you a nucleotide?

    Cause you’re basic at your core but I still wanna bond with you

  9. The chemical bonding between us is so strong because of the forces attraction...

  10. If you take a short position, I'll show you my long bond.

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Are you from my chemistry book?
Cause I know U(uranium) and I(iodine) could bond!

Are you part of MI6?

Because I feel a bond between us.

Tinder + Bioengineers

(if you know anymore good ones please let me know, this is the only thing getting me through classes)

If i had to choose between DNA and RNA I'd choose RNA because it has U in it.

I wish I were Adenine so I could be paired with U.

If you were a single strand of DNA i'd follow polymerase so I could be your compliment.

If you were a strand of DNA I'd be your transcription factor so I could help you unwind.

You be GFP and I'll come at you at 395 nm and we'll see how excited we can get.

You be graphite and I'll be an electron and move freely through your sheets.

If you were a ligand, I'd be your receptir going through up regulation because my affinity for you is increasing.

My transcription domains wants to work on your Leucine Zipper.

We can be like hydrogen and bond between some Beta Sheets.

Like RNA polymerase I've been waiting for you.

I hope Rho protein is missing because I don't want this to terminate.

Rho protein or not, I'll work like a TATA box to always get you going.

Are you a sodium channel? because you get me excited.

I got a charge out of bonding with you.

Are you a carbon atom?

Because I want to bond with you.

Are you the element Flourine?

Cause I think we're about to make a bond

I think I have an excess of adenine cause U are the only one I want to bond with.
Because in rna ADENINE bonds with URACIL.

Hey girl, are you a James Bond villain?

Because you make me want to murder pussy galore.

Hey girl, you know chemistry

Cause in our chemistry, we might be the strongest bond together. :)

Bond: "That gun, it looks more fitting for a woman."
Largo: "You know much about guns, Mr. Bond?"
Bond: "No, but I know a little about women."

Della Leiter: "Oh, James, would you mind? Felix is still in the study and we've got to cut this cake."
James Bond: "I'll do anything for a woman with a knife."

Domino: "How do you know my friends call me Domino?"
James Bond: "It's on the bracelet on your ankle."
Domino: "So . . . what sharp little eyes you've got."
James Bond: "Wait till you get to my teeth."

Eve: "That was hardly my best shot."
James Bond: "I'm not sure I could survive your best."
Eve: "I doubt you'll get the chance."

Fancy a shag? My other car is an Aston Martin. I have a huge apendege.

Female Receptionist: Could I interest you in something?
James Bond: I'm tempted to say yes immediately but I think I'd maybe have a look around.

Good day darling, how would you liek to bond?

Helga Brandt: "I've got you now."
James Bond: "Well, enjoy yourself."

Honey Ryder: Looking for shells?
James Bond: No. I'm just looking.

Hotel Receptionist: "I have a message for you."
James Bond: "I think you just delivered it."

If I was James Bond's martini, how would you want me? Shaken or stirred?

James Bond: [James is in bed with a Ling, a Chinese woman] Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls?
Ling: You think we better, huh?
James Bond: No, just different. Like Peking Duck is different from Russian Caviar. But I love them both.
Ling: Darling, I give you very best duck.

James Bond: "I approve."
Goodnight: "You do?"
James Bond: "Oh, not the wine, your frock. Tight in all the right places, not too many buttons."

James Bond: "I tend to notice little things like that — whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette."
Tiffany Case: "Which do you prefer?"
James Bond: "Well, as long as the collar and cuffs match . . . "

James Bond: "I think I'll call it a Vesper."
Vesper Lynd: "Because of the bitter aftertaste?"
James Bond: "No, because once you've tasted it, that's all you want to drink."

James Bond: "I was wrong about you."
Dr. Christmas Jones: "Yeah, how so?"
James Bond: "I thought Christmas only comes once a year."