Top 14 Assignment Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Assignment pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Baby, my love for you is like a copied assignment: I just can't explain it.
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Would you like me to assign someone to gravy your mashed potatoes?
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I’ll assign you a post, but I really don’t mind if you blow it
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Hey girl are you my pending assignment?
Cause I desperately wanna do you..
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Hey are you late assignment
Cos imma take you home and do you all night long
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Ay gurl are you a math assignment
Because you'd keep me awake until 2am while I'm doing you
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Are you my math assignment?
Cause you keep me up all night!
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You're like my math assignment
Because I gotta smack you on the table and do you all night.
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Are you my assignment?
Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue.
You do the assignments.
While I do you

Funny assignment pickup lines
If you were to fly my airline...
...your seat assignment would say “MF”, for My Face
For cat lovers
Baby, are you my next assignment? cause I don’t intend to purrrcrastinate on you meow or never.
Baby are you my next assignment, cause I don’t want to purrrcrastinate on you meow or never.
For cat lovers
Are you my last minute assignment?
Because I wanna do you in the backseat of my car