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Top 14 Assignment Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Assignment pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Assignment conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Baby, my love for you is like a copied assignment: I just can't explain it.

  2. Would you like me to assign someone to gravy your mashed potatoes?

  3. I’ll assign you a post, but I really don’t mind if you blow it

  4. Hey girl are you my pending assignment?

    Cause I desperately wanna do you..

  5. Hey are you late assignment

    Cos imma take you home and do you all night long

  6. Ay gurl are you a math assignment

    Because you'd keep me awake until 2am while I'm doing you

  7. Are you my math assignment?

    Cause you keep me up all night!

  8. You're like my math assignment

    Because I gotta smack you on the table and do you all night.

  9. Are you my assignment?

    Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.

  10. Roses are red

    Violets are blue.

    You do the assignments.

    While I do you

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What is a Assignment pickup line?

Funny assignment pickup lines

If you were to fly my airline...
...your seat assignment would say “MF”, for My Face

For cat lovers

Baby, are you my next assignment? cause I don’t intend to purrrcrastinate on you meow or never.

Baby are you my next assignment, cause I don’t want to purrrcrastinate on you meow or never.

For cat lovers

Are you my last minute assignment?

Because I wanna do you in the backseat of my car