Top 24 Issue Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Issue pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Issue conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. I'll issue us a bond with equity warrants. It'll bring us closer and you can own all of me.

2. A commission of inquiry has been appointed to investigate and penetrate into the issue deeply.

3. Hey, do you have body image issues? Because I think you'd feel better without those pants.

4. Hey baby, want to have some intercourse from which spurious issue may arise?

5. Your undressing of this issue has raised certain developments... now please come closer to the microphone.

6. Girl are you a newspaper?

   Because there’s a new issue with you every single day.
   
   (Disclaimer: not an original pickup line, found it elsewhere on Reddit)

7. It's clear from my briefs that you have handled the risk of any deflation issues down south.

8. Are you a newspaper

   Cause you have a new issue everyday

9. You're hotter than this issue that we are protesting.

10. What do relationships and Github have in common?

    I have issues committing to them.

Funny issue pickup lines

Are your legs corona?cuz i have an issue if anyone except me spreads em
Also they're killing me.

Hey girl, are you a magazine?

Cause you got issues

Issue command to allies in my bed now.

Girl, you could issue command anytime without ATB bar.

Do you work for Publisher's Clearing House?

Because I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues.

Are you my mommy issues
Cause I think about you all the time.

You’re so hot that you’re making the polar ice caps melt

But you need to stop, global warming is an issue.

Girl are you a newspaper?

Because there's a new issue with you everyday.

Girls do you have any Apple issues? This Genius can solve your problems.

Size is not an issue, I got weapon perfection.

As to the issue of sufficient evidence, we'll discuss that tomorrow -- that is, if we still have a relationship tomorrow.

I’d like to issue a severe lovin’ watch.