It's clear from my briefs that you have handled the risk of any deflation issues down south.

"I might have anger issues, but one look at you, darling, calms even the roughest seas inside me."

"No worries, I understand trust isn't given overnight. We're just chatting here, let's keep it light and fun."

Are you pirates of the pancreas? Cuz we gonna be having a shit load of legal issues after one ride.

"My mental issue? I'm helplessly attracted to brilliant girls with sass. You're the one making me this way."

What was that about performance issues.

"I must've said something dumb, because your beauty left me utterly speechless."

"You must be into clinical psychology, because you've cured my commitment issues just by existing."

"I was lured in by your bio - it's the only one that didn't say 'Enjoy long walks on the beach'. I've got sand issues."

"Hey, trust takes time to build. Let's enjoy getting to know each other and let things unfold naturally."

"My words may have stumbled, but that's because your charm left me speechless."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for, including the answer to my commitment issues!"

"Excuse me Miss, my phone seems to be missing your number. Could you help rectify this issue?"

Are you a newspaper

Cause you have a new issue everyday

"Sorry if I sounded off earlier, but I guess I'm just mentally challenged by your beauty."

"Got anger issues? Let's analyze them over dinner - my treat for a handsome, curious mind like yours."

"Absolutely, I respect that! Let's schedule our calls then, make them a little date to look forward to."

"Well, in that case, how about we cook some spaghetti together? Because life is too short for trust issues."

"Abandonment issues, huh? Well, I promise I'm better company than any ex-boyfriend. You won't want to leave."

"Trust is like a mirror, once broken it's hard to fix. But let's keep things light and fun, shall we?"

"You're so hot, you must be the reason global warming is a serious issue; fancy adding some heat to my night?"

"Sorry if I gave that impression! Let's slow down and enjoy getting to know each other better. By the way, you're really intriguing!"

"Are you a therapist? Because with your beauty, I feel my anger management issues melting away."

"Trust me, the only thing that can heat me up as much as my anger issues is your incredibly seductive charm."

"I'm not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together, discussing world issues over coffee."

You're hotter than this issue that we are protesting.

"Tech issues? With a spark like yours, I'm surprised you're not powering the whole city."

"I must be crazy, because I can't imagine a world without your smile brightening my day."

"Trust issues already? But I promise my reason to be here is as genuine as your handsome smile."

"Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes... and trust me, that’s the only place I'd get lost, size isn't an issue."

"Sorry, my gym closed because of lockdown, otherwise lifting was never an issue. But for now, can I interest you in some light-hearted banter?"

"Well, trust is like a mirror, once broken it's hard to mend. Yet, the reflection you see in mine is irresistibly charming ;)"

"Well, the only mental issue I have is being absolutely crazy about your smile, miss."

What do relationships and Github have in common?

I have issues committing to them.

"Are those biceps standard issue? Because they should be considered a lethal weapon."

"Hey gorgeous, is your uniform custom made? Because in my eyes, perfection like yours can't be standard issue."

Are your legs corona?cuz i have an issue if anyone except me spreads em

Also they're killing me.

Hey girl, are you a magazine?

Cause you got issues

"They say fire is dangerous, but your hotness makes me forget about my anger issues."

Girl, you could issue command anytime without ATB bar.

Gurl I’m going to do so many things to you

You could write a whole cosmopolitan issue

Do you work for Publisher's Clearing House?

Because I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues.

Are you my mommy issues

Cause I think about you all the time.

You’re so hot that you’re making the polar ice caps melt

But you need to stop, global warming is an issue.

Girl are you a newspaper?

Because there's a new issue with you everyday.

Size is not an issue, I got weapon perfection.

Girls do you have any Apple issues? This Genius can solve your problems.

I'm issuing a severe lovin' watch!

As to the issue of sufficient evidence, we'll discuss that tomorrow -- that is, if we still have a relationship tomorrow.

I’d like to issue a severe lovin’ watch.