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Top 26 Issue Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Issue pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I'll issue us a bond with equity warrants. It'll bring us closer and you can own all of me.

  2. A commission of inquiry has been appointed to investigate and penetrate into the issue deeply.

  3. Hey, do you have body image issues? Because I think you'd feel better without those pants.

  4. Hey girl are you a newspaper?

    Because there is a new issue with you every fucking day

  5. Girl, are you a newspaper?

    Coz there is a different issue with you every fucking day

  6. Hey baby, want to have some intercourse from which spurious issue may arise?

  7. Your undressing of this issue has raised certain developments... now please come closer to the microphone.

  8. Girl are you a newspaper?

    Because there’s a new issue with you every single day.

    (Disclaimer: not an original pickup line, found it elsewhere on Reddit)

  9. It's clear from my briefs that you have handled the risk of any deflation issues down south.

  10. Are you a newspaper

    Cause you have a new issue everyday

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You're hotter than this issue that we are protesting.

What do relationships and Github have in common?

I have issues committing to them.

Hey girl, are you a magazine?

Cause you got issues

Issue command to allies in my bed now.

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Do you work for Publisher's Clearing House?

Because I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues.

Gurl I’m going to do so many things to you
You could write a whole cosmopolitan issue

Are you my mommy issues

Cause I think about you all the time.

Girl are you a newspaper?

Because there's a new issue with you everyday.

You’re so hot that you’re making the polar ice caps melt

But you need to stop, global warming is an issue.

I'm issuing a severe lovin' watch!

Girls do you have any Apple issues? This Genius can solve your problems.

Are you pirates of the pancreas? Cuz we gonna be having a shit load of legal issues after one ride.

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Size is not an issue, I got weapon perfection.

I’d like to issue a severe lovin’ watch.