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Top 24 issue Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Issue chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. I'll issue us a bond with equity warrants. It'll bring us closer and you can own all of me.

  2. A commission of inquiry has been appointed to investigate and penetrate into the issue deeply.

  3. Hey, do you have body image issues? Because I think you'd feel better without those pants.

  4. Hey girl are you a newspaper?

    Because there is a new issue with you every fucking day

  5. Girl, are you a newspaper?

    Coz there is a different issue with you every fucking day

  6. Hey baby, want to have some intercourse from which spurious issue may arise?

  7. Your undressing of this issue has raised certain developments... now please come closer to the microphone.

  8. Girl are you a newspaper?

    Because there’s a new issue with you every single day.

    (Disclaimer: not an original pickup line, found it elsewhere on Reddit)

  9. It's clear from my briefs that you have handled the risk of any deflation issues down south.

  10. Are you a newspaper

    Cause you have a new issue everyday

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Latest issue chat up lines

What do relationships and Github have in common?
I have issues committing to them.

Hey girl, are you a magazine?

Cause you got issues

Do you work for Publisher's Clearing House?

Because I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues.

Gurl I’m going to do so many things to you

You could write a whole cosmopolitan issue

Are you my mommy issues

Cause I think about you all the time.

How to Accelerate your results in Game?

What are the 4 shifts you must go through?

(Part 1/ 2)

One of the core issues man have is:

What are you thinking about when you are gaming?

A lot of guys are WASTING a lot of their MENTAL RAM in what is the next step.

What should I say next?

What is she thinking about me?

Does she like me?

How can I sexualize more?

One of the key things to do is to get free of all those worries.

You should already assume that she likes you.

This will free up some space and allow you to relax more in the interaction.

The only thing that you should be concerned about is her logistics and if they are people around like friends who might cock block you.

The main thought should be around what are the possibilities.

What are the odds of getting her home?

You should allow yourself to be in the moment and not be in state of doing something or trying to do something.

This will allow you to be present and actually listen to the girl

That's why many of your interactions end up not going anywhere...

Get rid of that mental RAM usage!

Only use the mental RAM for logistics, understand the current situation and move things forward.

The rest is assumed!

You should get to a point where you have a paradigm shift.

You might get results with routines and stuff like that...

However,

You will figure out that the goal is not only the result

You should be able to ENJOY THE ALL PROCESS and not seeing it as a job or something you are doing to the girl.

STOP SEEING EVERYTHING AS A COMPETITION!

For example when she is shit testing you and you think that you must win her over.

Start seeing it more as a COLLABORATION where you and she are on the same team.

You should be feeling EMPATHY and not COMPETITIVENESS.

Instead as seeing other man as competition or cock blockers see them as your friends.

Realise that NOBODY is against you.

They are all part of YOUR TRIBE.

This frame of mind will make you pretty much UNSTOPPABLE.

You are NO LONGER in your interactions to WIN something.

What happens is that you're just being NORMAL and not competing like everybody else

The funny thing is girls start noticing you more.

She will ask herself why is he not behaving like the other guys?

She will be chasing you like you never seen before.

When the quarantine is over go out and try this and let me know what changes did you see

Btw don't miss PART 2 where im going to talk about the final and most important paradigm shift that will explode YOUR RESULTS.

Girl are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you everyday.

You’re so hot that you’re making the polar ice caps melt

But you need to stop, global warming is an issue.

I'm issuing a severe lovin' watch!

Are you pirates of the pancreas? Cuz we gonna be having a shit load of legal issues after one ride.

Girls do you have any Apple issues? This Genius can solve your problems.

As to the issue of sufficient evidence, we'll discuss that tomorrow -- that is, if we still have a relationship tomorrow.

Size is not an issue, I got weapon perfection.

I’d like to issue a severe lovin’ watch.