Top 23 Issue Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth Issue chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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I'll issue us a bond with equity warrants. It'll bring us closer and you can own all of me.
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A commission of inquiry has been appointed to investigate and penetrate into the issue deeply.
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Hey, do you have body image issues? Because I think you'd feel better without those pants.
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Hey girl are you a newspaper?
Because there is a new issue with you every fucking day
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Girl, are you a newspaper?
Coz there is a different issue with you every fucking day
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Hey baby, want to have some intercourse from which spurious issue may arise?
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Your undressing of this issue has raised certain developments... now please come closer to the microphone.
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Girl are you a newspaper?
Because there’s a new issue with you every single day.
(Disclaimer: not an original pickup line, found it elsewhere on Reddit) -
It's clear from my briefs that you have handled the risk of any deflation issues down south.
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Are you a newspaper
Cause you have a new issue everyday
Funny issue pickup lines
What do relationships and Github have in common?
I have issues committing to them.
Hey girl, are you a magazine?
Cause you got issues
Do you work for Publisher's Clearing House?
Because I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues.
Gurl I’m going to do so many things to you
You could write a whole cosmopolitan issue
Are you my mommy issues
Cause I think about you all the time.
Girl are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you everyday.
You’re so hot that you’re making the polar ice caps melt
But you need to stop, global warming is an issue.
Are you pirates of the pancreas? Cuz we gonna be having a shit load of legal issues after one ride.
As to the issue of sufficient evidence, we'll discuss that tomorrow -- that is, if we still have a relationship tomorrow.
Girls do you have any Apple issues? This Genius can solve your problems.
I'm issuing a severe lovin' watch!
Size is not an issue, I got weapon perfection.
I’d like to issue a severe lovin’ watch.