I am a Shopify Developer, I solve all of your problems to get money.

If I can solve a Rubik’s cube you have to come home with me.

Can you help me with a math problem that I just can't get?

You + me. Would mind solving it?

Chidi: It turns out life isn’t a puzzle that can be solved one time and it’s done. You wake up every day, and you solve it again.

Hey girl, I'm trying to solve the equation

U+V= 11, V can be 1 cause U sure are a 10.

Are you a rubik's cube?

Because I'll solve all your problems

Excuse me ma'am, there has been an heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.

"Are you a puzzle? Because every piece of you fits perfectly into the space in my heart."

"You once mentioned you're into mysteries, but the biggest one I'm trying to solve is how to win your heart."

"Your complexity is a puzzle I find intriguing, care to help me solve it over coffee?"

"Your chastity intrigues me, it's like a puzzle that makes your allure even stronger; can I attempt to solve it?"

"This hand I'm holding feels like a missing puzzle piece, perfectly fitting mine. How about we solve life together?"

"Are you an unknown variable? Because I'm lost in your value and trying to solve the equation of your heart."

"Your gorgeousness is a puzzle, and I'm a man who loves solving mysteries. Let me persist?"

"I'm curious, can you help me solve a mystery? What does it take to win over someone as enchanting as you?"

"Are you a math book? Because you've got a lot of problems, but I'm willing to solve them all with you."

"Living rent-free in your heart gives me the richest feeling, no mystery there, just pure love."

I might have to call up s**... and the gang. Because you’re definitely one mystery I want to solve.

"Are you a math problem? Because my attraction to your beauty is an equation I can't resist solving."

"Are you an algebraic expression? Because I feel like we could solve all our problems with some simultaneous equations."

"Are you a complex algorithm? Because I've been trying to solve the problem of my heart’s missing piece, and it's you."

"Are you a complex algorithm? Because I've been trying to solve the mystery of your beauty, my computational dancer."

"Is your name Algebra? Because I'm feeling an unexplainable connection between us that only math could solve."

"Your beauty's a riddle, solving it is my plea, could I borrow your moments and make eternity?"

"Your smile is as fascinating as the algebra I learned in 10th grade, it's a mystery I'd love to solve."

"Ian Jackson, just like in a thriller, your eyes captivate me with their mystery, may I solve it?"

"I'm glad we're on the same page. You've got a knack for this, it's as exciting as solving a thrilling mystery together."

"Do you love algebra? Because I think we should solve for 'x' where 'x' equals you and me together."

"Are you a missing jigsaw piece? Because my life feels incomplete without your enchanting beauty to solve it."

"Still figuring things out, darling? How about we solve the mystery of chemistry between us tonight?"

"Just like your stunning curves, our chemistry is impossible to ignore. You're a remarkable equation I'd love to solve."

"Excuse me, but can I borrow a digit? Your beauty is an equation only my math skills can solve."

"Is your love for Rubix cubes as intense as my feelings for you? Because I'm struggling to solve this puzzle."

"Do you speak Latin? Because amor (love) is the only math problem I can't solve without you."

"Are you my calculus homework? Because I can't seem to solve you but I won't stop trying."

"Just like a complex equation you've learned today, our chemistry is undeniable and impossible to solve."

"Your allure is my favorite mystery, and trust me, I'm determined to solve every enchanting chapter."

"Is it possible to swap my homework for you? Because honestly, you're a much more attractive problem to solve."

"Mind if I have the honor of solving the mystery of who's been stealing your dance floor spotlight tonight?"

Math pickup line

So this works best through texting. You start out with "Hey can you help me with a math problem?" Wether they say they're good at math or not most will try to help you. Say "The problem is X+U=25." They'll usually ask what they need to solve for you or what the problem is asking you to do. Just sort of ignore it and go for the punchline "Its gotta be X equals 15 because U sure are a 10." I just tried it on my friends and it went over pretty well.

I don't know if it's been posted before but it's pretty fun to try. I got this off /r/teenagers a while ago.

"Hey, you've solved equations way complex, but can you solve the mystery of why my heart races when you're near?"

"Excuse me, but I think you owe me a study date, because when I look at you, all my problems seem to solve."

You're the only mystery worth solving.

"Forget Tenzin and math equations, with your glasses and red streaks, you've already solved the mystery of my attraction."

"Do you believe in love at first equation or should I solve it again to win your heart?"

"Is your name Variable? Because my heart is filled with simultaneous equations and I can't solve them without you."

"I'm having trouble with a math problem, can't figure out your digits. Care to solve it for me?"

"Is your name Chell? Because being in your presence feels like solving the most exciting test chamber of my life."

"You must be my favorite puzzle, because your smart, sweet energy is the beautiful kind of crazy I can't solve."

"Your timid blush is intoxicating, it's a mystery I'd eagerly spend a lifetime solving."

"Are you a math test? Because I'm suddenly feeling unprepared, yet oddly optimistic about solving complex problems together."

"Ian Jackson, your charm is the only mystery I'm willing to spend a lifetime solving."

"Excuse me, Miss, my homework is incomplete without your Snapchat. Can you help me solve that equation?"

"Wearing black might make you seem mysterious, but sparking your interest is my ultimate mystery to solve."

"Are you a complex algorithm? Because I can't figure you out but I can't stop trying to solve you."

"Your pictures should come with a warning, they're raising my temperature and there's no cure in sight."

"Is your name Variable? Because I'm constantly trying to solve the equation of your heart."

"When you said 'I love you', it felt like my heart solved a puzzle it didn't know it had."

"Hey, abstract is the new black! So, are you the kind who can't resist solving complex geometry or appreciate wild creativity?"

"Do you like murder mysteries? Because your smile is killing me, and it's a crime I don’t mind solving."

"You may question if I'm the right one, yet wouldn't it be thrilling to solve this mystery together?"

"I know your words are sharp, but I see a mystery in your eyes I'd like to solve. May I?"

"Your allure is a complex riddle, sweetheart. Lucky for you, I thrive on solving tantalizing puzzles."

"Ever had a cookie as sweet as you? Maybe we could share one and solve the mystery together."

"Are you GLaDOS? 'Cause every time I solve a puzzle, it feels like I'm getting closer to your heart."

"No worries, sweetheart, I've always found the most beautiful puzzles the hardest to solve."

"I must be an idiot, because your beauty is a puzzle that I can't seem to solve."