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Following is our collection of Problems chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, are you gaumutra?

    Because you are the solution to all my problems.

  2. Baby, I got 99 problems and the oppression faced by your community that disallows us from being together is one of them.

  3. I'm having problems with the zipper on this dress. Would you mind pulling it up for me?

  4. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
    Woman: Unfertilized.
    Man: No problem, I can always withdraw onto your face.

  5. Before I hit on you, do you have a problem with large genitalia?

  6. Damn girl are you a maths text book?

    Cause you've got a lot of fucking problems

  7. Can you help me with a math problem? I need to solve for x, where x= your phone number.

  8. We could stare up at the stars and put The Beatles on. from "F------ Problems"

  9. Math Problem

    I need help with this math problem X+U=25. I think X = 15 because U are definitely a 10

  10. Can you help me with a math problem that I just can't get?

    You + me. Would mind solving it?

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What is a Problems pickup line?

Latest problems chat up lines

Man: What do math and my dick have in common?...They're both hard for you Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult.

I'm having a problem...

I'm having a problem... If I take my glasses off I look better - but if I keep them on you look better.


I don't know if this counts but it's pretty effective on girls, I've tried it

Ever wanted to hit on a cute girl at the register of a store, but don't have time because you'd hold up the line? Try this.

This isn't a pickup line per se, but I've always found this situation to be frustrating. She's super hot, but you can't chat her up during your transaction-- it doesn't take long enough, and you can't just stand there holding up the people behind you. So here's what I do (and it's worked a couple times).

What you'll need: A pen, a post-it note, and a little bit of stealth

What you do: Walk into the store, ID the girl you want to talk to. As soon as you walk in, make sure she can't see you put the pen on the counter-- a good way to do this is to do it as you bend down to tie your shoes (leave one shoe untied to make it more convincing).

When you're checking out, put your items on the counter and put your post-it note to the side (maybe take it out of your pocket as if you're looking for your money/wallet/card and just want to discard it for a second).

This is where the pen from the beginning comes in. Ask her "Hey, can I borrow that pen?" She'll assume it's the store's, and she'll say sure.

While she's ringing you up, write your name and number on the post-it note. Take your items and your change, and then give her this:

"Oh, here's your pen back... thanks. And here's my phone number. Call me."

And then calmly walk out of the door with a smile on your face. MAKE SURE YOU SMILE. Add a wink if you're feeling particularly confident. It also helps if you can at least make small talk during the process-- try to make her laugh or smile.

Like I said, this has worked for me at least twice, and one time it didn't work, the girl still said it was "cute."

Just thought I'd share a solution to a problem I hate. Didn't really know where else to put it.

This is gonna get downvoted straight to the eighth circle of Hell, isn't it? :-(

Can you help me with a math problem? Two trains leave the same station at the same time...

One is traveling west at 85 mph, the other heading east at 75 mph. At that rate, how long will it take for you to give me your number?

Are you a calculus problem?

Cause i wanna find the area of your curves.

Math pickup line

So this works best through texting. You start out with "Hey can you help me with a math problem?" Wether they say they're good at math or not most will try to help you. Say "The problem is X+U=25." They'll usually ask what they need to solve for you or what the problem is asking you to do. Just sort of ignore it and go for the punchline "Its gotta be X equals 15 because U sure are a 10." I just tried it on my friends and it went over pretty well.

I don't know if it's been posted before but it's pretty fun to try. I got this off /r/teenagers a while ago.

Can you help me with a problem? X + U = 25
I think X is 15 because you sure are a 10

If I was a boulder problem, would you flash me?

Can you help me with a math problem? It’s X+U=12

I think X must be 2 because U are definitely a 10

Are you my programs?

Because you got a lot of fuckin problems

What’s long and hard?

Guessing your phone number , let’s collaborate on this problem .

Girl are you the CEO of racism?

Coz you're gonna have to deal with a big black problem.

Hey girl are you option 1 or 2?

Just answer the fucking question and we won’t have problems

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I have a problem with my calendar.

Something's missing from my calendar. A date with you.

Excuse me miss? I seem to have a problem finding a phone number in my contacts.

(Girl) : which number?
(Me) : your number

Are you from Texas?

Because Houston we have a problem

There's only one problem with your face, I can see it.

I was once asked if I had to choose between

Living happy for the rest of my life without find my true love, or find my true love without ever being happy. But the problem is I'll never be happy without you.

Girl, do you know how to solve the three body problem?

I was hoping we could work out the relationship between you, me, and my penis.

Are you a calculator?

Because you can solve mt problems.

Are you a motivational speaker?

Because I don’t have any problems wanting to do you.

Hey girl I'm the answer to all your math and science problems.

Ya know, I have a problem...

They say smart girls want to feel pretty and pretty girls want to feel smart, but you're solid on both aspects, so I just don't know what to do!

Hey girl are you redbull?

Because you make my heart hurt and make me think about my problems late at night.

Cute maths pickup line

I think this one is so cool

"I have a maths problem.

X + U = 25

I think X = 15

Because U is definitely a 10"