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Top 50 Problems Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Problems pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Problems conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey girl, are you gaumutra?

    Because you are the solution to all my problems.

  2. Can you help me with this math problem "X+U=25"

    So X must be 15 cause U are definetely a 10

  3. Hey girl, are you my memory problems?

    Because...fuck, I can't remember what I was gonna say. This happens all the god damn time. Fuck, man. Why can't I- no! Just wait! I can remember it, okay? I just need to think. Please! I need this! I just want to be able to remember one little freaking thing. I'm sick of forgetting everything, okay? I feel like an idiot every time this happens, it makes me feel bloody worthless, I just want to- oh, right! Hey girl, are you my memory problems? 'Cause I forgot who you are and why I'm talking to you. Great, that's just great.

  4. Baby, I got 99 problems and the oppression faced by your community that disallows us from being together is one of them.

  5. I'm having problems with the zipper on this dress. Would you mind pulling it up for me?

  6. Are you an eraser?

    Because you get rid of all my problems 🥺

  7. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
    Woman: Unfertilized.
    Man: No problem, I can always withdraw onto your face.

  8. Before I hit on you, do you have a problem with large genitalia?

  9. Can you help me with a math problem? I need to solve for x, where x= your phone number.

  10. I got 99 problems but a block ain't one tonight.


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What is a Problems pickup line?

Working problems pickup lines

I am a Shopify Developer, I solve all of your problems to get money.

Bad credit, no problem. Because your beauty is my payment.

Hey, it’s (name) here from IKEA

They’re appears to be a problem with Your bed … i’m not in it

We could stare up at the stars and put The Beatles on. from "F------ Problems"

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This is a funny Problems pickup line!

Girl are you homework? Because I would love to have you as my problem.

Can you help me with a math problem that I just can't get?
You + me. Would mind solving it?

I'm having a problem... If I take my glasses off I look better - but if I keep them on you look better.

Are you a rubik's cube?

Because I'll solve all your problems

I'm having a problem...

I'm having a problem... If I take my glasses off I look better - but if I keep them on you look better.


I don't know if this counts but it's pretty effective on girls, I've tried it

Can you help me with a math problem? Two trains leave the same station at the same time...

One is traveling west at 85 mph, the other heading east at 75 mph. At that rate, how long will it take for you to give me your number?

I need to work on the drive at the beginning of my stroke. Luckily for you I’ve got no problem with the drive me and you are taking to dinner.

Math pickup line

So this works best through texting. You start out with "Hey can you help me with a math problem?" Wether they say they're good at math or not most will try to help you. Say "The problem is X+U=25." They'll usually ask what they need to solve for you or what the problem is asking you to do. Just sort of ignore it and go for the punchline "Its gotta be X equals 15 because U sure are a 10." I just tried it on my friends and it went over pretty well.

I don't know if it's been posted before but it's pretty fun to try. I got this off /r/teenagers a while ago.

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Working Problems tinder opener

Can you help me with a problem? X + U = 25

I think X is 15 because you sure are a 10

Anyone know what this mean?

A girl opened up a conversation with "Hi! I think it'd float your boat for you to know that I eat both sides of the cassette tape." I mean i know that sometimes cassette tape would get 'eaten' by the player, yet i'm not sure what is the context here. She then follow up with "I'm sure you understand what i'm getting at here". I did advertise my profile as being kinky if that's relevant, yet i still have problem connecting the dots.

If I was a boulder problem, would you flash me?

Are you America

Because you have a lot of problem

I have a colourful life

You or without you, no problem

Can you help me with a math problem? It’s X+U=12

I think X must be 2 because U are definitely a 10

Can you help me solve a problem? X+U=25

Personally, I feel X is 15 cause you are definitely a 10.

Are you math? 'Cause you're a problem that will soon become my x.

Hey. Can you help me with this problem? It’s Z+U=25

I’m pretty sure Z is 15 because U sure are a 10

Demn girl, is you Thanos?

Cuz you make half of my problems disappear

Girl do you have breathing problems

Because you got that ass-ma