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Top 25 Trouble Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Trouble pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Trouble conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I can tell your definitely a great farmer

    But the trouble is you won't be able to keep them calves together while I'm around

  2. Neo tokyo must be in trouble because I'm looking at an angel.

  3. Are you a 0% APR loan?

    Because I'm having trouble understanding your terms and you aren't showing any interest

  4. Well, a hard headed woman,a softhearted man Been the 'cause of trouble ever since the world began

  5. I’ve been having trouble sleeping in my bed

    Could I sleep in yours?

  6. I was a trouble child, always getting in and out of trouble.

    And you sure look like trouble

  7. Hey Trouble. Come ruin my life like Jada ruined Will.

  8. U r the most CUTE persons in the world! Just a second, don't misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere

  9. Do you ever have trouble breathing?

    Cause I’m trying to see that asth-ma

  10. You make me ALL SHOOK UP and make me have a DIRTY, DIRTY FEELING which involve my ANIMAL INSTINCTS wanting us to be DOUBLE TROUBLE.

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I have always been a Problem child. Always in and out of troubles.
And you my lady sure look like good Trouble.

Is Gotham City in trouble?

...Because the Dark Knight is rising.

Girl, are you my troubled peeing habits

Cause you keep me awake at night

Are you having trouble breathing?

Cause you got kiss Ma

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The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

Have trouble sleeping on trains? [No] You will when we travel together.

You just took my breath away, or my tracheal stenosis is giving me trouble again.

I'm no Joseph, but I'm having trouble interpreting the dreams I've been having about you.

True love is like a pillow, you can hug when you are in trouble,
You can cry when you are in pain & you can embrace when you are happy.
So when you need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

U r the most CUTE persons in the world!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.

CUTE means:

I am having trouble getting my photon torpedo out of it’s breech, can you assist?

Think I'm in trouble?

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Working Trouble tinder opener

You must have many tenants… because you had no trouble attracting me.