"I see everyone's bothering you, can I be the exception and bring a smile to your face instead?"

"I apologize if I'm bothering you, but I'd rather be annoying than miss the chance to know someone as intriguing as you."

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you've got me feeling hot and bothered, and I can't catch my breath."

"Are you a heatwave? Because you've got me feeling all hot and bothered!"

"Seeing such a beautiful lady upset is my kryptonite. How about we turn that frown into a smile tonight?"

"Is something troubling that gorgeous mind of yours? Let's forget about it over dinner, just you and me."

Did you just come from the farm? Because you've got me feeling all hot and bothered.

Are you scared of birds? Because I'll make sure they're too mesmerized by your beauty to bother you.

Are you a fire emoji? Because you're making me feel all hot and bothered.

Are you a cucumber? Because you've got me feeling all hot and bothered.

Somethings been bothering me...

I think it’s your pants, I’d bet it would be better if they came off.

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te and making me all hot and bothered.

You must be a fever, because you’re making me feel all hot and bothered like polio.

"I can't help but watch you, Kotoe. Your beauty is captivating, and I'm drawn to your magnetic charm."

"If those birds try to bother you again, just remember I'll be your knight in shining armor."

Are you a fan? Because you've definitely got me feeling hot and bothered.

Sorry to bother you but would you wanna play a little hide the sausage with me?

"Sorry to bother you, but can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams!"

"Can I be your mood ring? I promise, I'll always get you hot and bothered."

Are you a fire alarm? Because you're making me hot and bothered in this steamy bathroom.

"If my words bother you, I'll switch to non-verbal communication – like smiling at you instead."

"Are you a nuclear bomb? Because your beauty is explosively irresistible, radiating heat that leaves me all hot and bothered."

Are you a campfire? Because I'm feeling pretty hot and bothered around you.

Are you expecting sex? Because girl, you've got me all hot and bothered just looking at you.

Are you a tropical resort? Because you've got me feeling all hot and bothered.

Your good morning texts are like a shot of espresso - they get me all hot and bothered.

"I must be a misplaced modifier, because I can't seem to get you off my mind."

I'm sorry to bother, but your grace and charm make my heart flutter and squirm.

Hey Bob, are you a construction site? Because I'm getting all hot and bothered just looking at you!

"Silly human or not, I promise I can make you smile—care to test that theory over coffee?"

"Is your shower as steamy as your presence? Because I'm already hot and bothered."

"Radhika, your name must be a synonym for desire because everytime I hear it, I'm hot and bothered."

Are you a villa bombshell? Because you've got me feeling all hot and bothered.

Are you global warming? Because you've got me feeling all hot and bothered.

Even the birds envy your beauty, but don't worry, I'll make sure they never bother you.

"Are you a spicy chilli? Because you've got me all hot and bothered, and I haven't even had a bite yet!"

Girl, are you made of fire? Because being near you makes me feel all hot and bothered.

Hey girl, are you my contact lenses?

Because it's really bothering me that I can't take you out right now.

"Trying to shake off that target mark? Don't bother - your eyes already caught every bit of my attention."

"I may not know what's bothering you, but I do know seeing your smile would make my day."

"Are you a heatwave? Because every time you're near, I can't help but feel hot and bothered."

"Why bother with directions, when the best route to give me a gift is through a kiss?"

"Disliking parasites as you do, I promise not to be a bother, but to adore and cherish your ever-growing charm."

"Kotoe, I couldn't look away even if I tried. Your presence is like a magnet pulling me in."

You must be a firewall because every time I see you, you make my system hot and bothered.

You must be my bed

Because I can't be bothered leaving you

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my sentences and correct my errors."

"Are you a fire extinguisher? Cause you're making me feel all hot and bothered in that red dress!"

Are you a laptop? Because you've got me feeling all hot and bothered.

Are you a microwave? Because you've got me feeling hot and bothered, and I can't wait to see what pops up next.

Are you an annoying fever?

Because you got me all hot and bothered

"Doll, your joy is the sexiest thing about you. Let's forget whatever's bothering you and dance instead."

For this one be sure to screenshot the “new contact” screen, like putting a new number basically

“Sorry to bother you, I just wanted to see if you could help me by filling out a quick survey I have for school, it’ll only take 2 seconds I promise”

“Sure”

*send screenshot of the empty New Contact screen*

See if they give you their number

"Are you a math problem? Because you've got me feeling all hot and bothered."

"Your red streaks outshine every sunset, darling, they even make me forget why you ever bothered with Ismael."

"Are you made of Rizz? Because you've got me feeling all hot and bothered."

Did you go for a swim? Because you've got the kind of wet look that's making me all hot and bothered.

I feel like a mosquito in August around you

Because I’ve got you hot and bothered.

Longish and not that original

*meant for parties and places that aren't random*
Hey, sorry to bother you but I could've sworn I'd seen you somewhere before and can't put my finger on when.
(She says she doesn't remember you)
You sure? Could've sworn when I flatlined at the hospital you were the angel that brought me back. Anyways, meeting you made my heart stop.

I don't bother counting the dates we've been on.

That's because I can't count to infinity..

She asked me why I didn't bother talking to her anymore...

I told her I'm not built to climb mountains and on the heights she stands I'm not sure I could breathe long enough to express what I see.

Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt? It’s just going to end up on your floor in a moment anyway.

We need not to be let alone. We need to be really bothered once in a while. How long is it since you were really bothered? About something important, about something real? (Fahrenheit 451)

Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.

Hi, I think you are new here, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.

Hey baby, why don't you meet me at the Starbucks? No, the other one. No, not that one, the other one... no, the one on the second floor. No, not that one on the second floor the other one... never mind, I'm sorry I bothered you.

Pool and Line do not bother me; I can handle four at a time.

The cold never bothered me anyway.