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Top 21 Bother Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Bother pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey I like you

    I know you probably won't feel the same please say you like me back please everytime I tell someone they never like me back please god I'm sorry if I bothered you I don't know it's dumb

  2. Somethings been bothering me...

    I think it’s your pants, I’d bet it would be better if they came off.

  3. Sorry to bother you but would you wanna play a little hide the sausage with me?

  4. Enjoying view here by the beach right?

    Well i'm shore as hell enjoying it because i'm with you right now.

    Now would it be shelfish if i buy you a drink and have a chat?

    I know its random but i wanted to ask if the coast was clear and i'm not bothering you.

    I dont wanna come a bit too up-prawn-t but can i have your number?

  5. Hey girl, are you my contact lenses?

    Because it's really bothering me that I can't take you out right now.

  6. Are you an annoying fever?

    Because you got me all hot and bothered

  7. For this one be sure to screenshot the “new contact” screen, like putting a new number basically

    “Sorry to bother you, I just wanted to see if you could help me by filling out a quick survey I have for school, it’ll only take 2 seconds I promise”

    “Sure”

    *send screenshot of the empty New Contact screen*

    See if they give you their number

  8. You like you need a man with a big cock!

    Sorry to bother you then...


    (Lazy, I know, sorry)

  9. I feel like a mosquito in August around you

    Because I’ve got you hot and bothered.

  10. Longish and not that original

    *meant for parties and places that aren't random*
    Hey, sorry to bother you but I could've sworn I'd seen you somewhere before and can't put my finger on when.
    (She says she doesn't remember you)
    You sure? Could've sworn when I flatlined at the hospital you were the angel that brought me back. Anyways, meeting you made my heart stop.

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Funny bother pickup lines

For a voluptuous women
Sorry to bother you, but you must know the time because you're an hourglass.

I don't bother counting the dates we've been on.

That's because I can't count to infinity..

She asked me why I didn't bother talking to her anymore...

I told her I'm not built to climb mountains and on the heights she stands I'm not sure I could breathe long enough to express what I see.

Pool and Line do not bother me; I can handle four at a time.

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Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.

Hi, I think you are new here, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.

Hey baby, why don't you meet me at the Starbucks? No, the other one. No, not that one, the other one... no, the one on the second floor. No, not that one on the second floor the other one... never mind, I'm sorry I bothered you.

Excuse me, is this pine cone bothering you? Do you need me to blow it straight to hell? (Leaf Blower)

The cold never bothered me anyway.

Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt? It’s just going to end up on your floor in a moment anyway.