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Top 20 Bother Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Bother pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Somethings been bothering me...

    I think it’s your pants, I’d bet it would be better if they came off.

  2. Sorry to bother you but would you wanna play a little hide the sausage with me?

  3. Enjoying view here by the beach right?

    Well i'm shore as hell enjoying it because i'm with you right now.

    Now would it be shelfish if i buy you a drink and have a chat?

    I know its random but i wanted to ask if the coast was clear and i'm not bothering you.

    I dont wanna come a bit too up-prawn-t but can i have your number?

  4. Are you an annoying fever?

    Because you got me all hot and bothered

  5. For this one be sure to screenshot the “new contact” screen, like putting a new number basically

    “Sorry to bother you, I just wanted to see if you could help me by filling out a quick survey I have for school, it’ll only take 2 seconds I promise”

    “Sure”

    *send screenshot of the empty New Contact screen*

    See if they give you their number

  6. You like you need a man with a big cock!

    Sorry to bother you then...


    (Lazy, I know, sorry)

  7. Longish and not that original

    *meant for parties and places that aren't random*
    Hey, sorry to bother you but I could've sworn I'd seen you somewhere before and can't put my finger on when.
    (She says she doesn't remember you)
    You sure? Could've sworn when I flatlined at the hospital you were the angel that brought me back. Anyways, meeting you made my heart stop.

  8. I feel like a mosquito in August around you

    Because I’ve got you hot and bothered.

  9. I don't bother counting the dates we've been on.

    That's because I can't count to infinity..

  10. For a voluptuous women

    Sorry to bother you, but you must know the time because you're an hourglass.

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Funny bother pickup lines

Can we do something about this /u/javedjarwar19 guy?
At first I thought it was a joke, but this guy (or robot) /u/javedjarwar19 just keeps posting his trucks for rent in Dubai. Mods, can we ban this guy or something? Hate to be a bother, but it's rather annoying.

She asked me why I didn't bother talking to her anymore...

I told her I'm not built to climb mountains and on the heights she stands I'm not sure I could breathe long enough to express what I see.

Hey baby, why don't you meet me at the Starbucks? No, the other one. No, not that one, the other one... no, the one on the second floor. No, not that one on the second floor the other one... never mind, I'm sorry I bothered you.

Excuse me, is this pine cone bothering you? Do you need me to blow it straight to hell? (Leaf Blower)

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Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt? It’s just going to end up on your floor in a moment anyway.

Pool and Line do not bother me; I can handle four at a time.

We need not to be let alone. We need to be really bothered once in a while. How long is it since you were really bothered? About something important, about something real? (Fahrenheit 451)

Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.

Hi, I think you are new here, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.