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Top 33 bored Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Bored chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a good video game?

    Cause I'll do you for hours and still won't get bored

    - Day 111

  2. Are you Netflix? because i think you're a complete waste of time and you get me bored and I'm done!

  3. I’m bored. Entertain me and I’ll buy you a beer.

  4. I'm the CEO of love... My bedroom is never a bored room.

  5. Hey, Baby. Are you a Miz Match? Because you're pretty fucking boring.

  6. 8 Flirty Lines Women Want To Hear From YOU

    Eight Lines Ladies Want To Hear From You
    Here are some more straightforward openers for the slightly faint-of-heart:
    • Do you mind if I flirt with you for awhile?
    • Excuse me, I think it's time we met.
    • So, do you know any good pick-up lines?
    • Why do you look so unhappy (or bored)?
    • How hard would it be to talk you into dancing with me?
    • You look like you could use some company.
    • Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
    • You are too beautiful for me not to talk to.
    The lines might be fun to try — say, on a bet — but any canned come-on should be a last resort if your hope is to start a relationship beyond a one-night stand, says relationship coach Toni Coleman, a relationship coach in McLean, Va. "When we think of a line, right away we think insincere, canned, something that's used on everybody," Coleman explains — and that's a far cry from the special way we want to feel.
    A compliment on a woman's smile or her clothes might be all it takes to win her heart, says Coleman, or try a time-tested opener of the simplest kind: "Hi, how are you?" or "Hi, my name is ..."

  7. What are some mild sexual things to say?

    Me and this chick, our conversation has been boring so I figured I need to say something provocative but not in a too direct way. What makes this girl boring to talk to is that she would always say, "I'm too tired. I need sleep" So yesterday I playfully said "Aren't you asleep yet" And then I said **"Can I sleep next to you?"**. That got a great reaction from her because it created somewhat sexual vibe but not in a rude way.


    So my question here is, **are there any mild sexual invites that you think it would trigger sexual fantasy** like what I mentioned in bold above? Just thought knowing those as many as possible would be good

  8. Those hands look bored

    I got something they can work on

  9. Are you minecraft

    Coz im not gonna get bored with you

  10. Something I’m bored

    Hey you gotta band aid? Cause I scraped my knee fallin for ya. (This is cringe but I’m bored)

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(Read as a poem) Conversation is boring, so is Becker
Get on your knees and suck on my pecker

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How do you start chatting?

Guys, how do you start chatting without being boring?

I usually write "hi", then the girl replies with " hi" or "hey". And that's it. Like I immediately run out of things to say.

I usually write: What are you doing right now? How's your day going so far?

---------- but that's boring...

So what do you write?

Are you a wifi signal?

Cause i would love to use you when i get bored

While walking by a girl talking loudly to a wing-woman (not your girlfriend) on the phone: "Yeah, just spit on your hand and grab it, or we could do it old-school....sorry gotta run baby..."

Followup: (to make it actually work, you gotta be in a great fucking mood, lighthearted, laughing, and smiling. This actually works better on confident smart sexy girls.

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Then to the girl you want "Sorry, did you hear that? Fuck me, I was just fooling around with a friend. Would you like to talk with her? Why am I even asking you that, you don't know me.

By the way, you look ABSOLUTELY FUCKING INCREDIBLE...MOSTLY (then laugh to yourself (only if she's really hot)). Anyway I was about to head out soon, but since I can see you want to buy me a drink, we're over there" and point to your friends.

Then leave and go back to your friends (if she doesn't stop you first) and ignore her 100%, but have your friends look over and smile at her occasionally while you have a raucous fun time.

She will have no fucking clue and will have to find out more. "Is everyone making fun of her?" When the drink arrives at your table... play it cool and don't go over, just buy her whatever she's drinking without ever looking at her. If she doesn't make the next move, you did something wrong and it's over, or she's boring and you never wanted her anyway.

Give it a go, she'll certainly remember you at the very least.

Hey girl are you Stal?

Because you're bland and boring.

'If I had the monopoly on you, I'd be sent straight to jail' and more awful ones I thought of... (If any of these have been done before, I didnt re do them consciously)
'Do you believe in love at first sight?, how bout in a van in the dark'

'looks like you're bored, well I'm game'

'I can take you to a place where clothes are 100% off'

'It must be dark in here because I wanna bump uglies'

'Girl you must be illegal, coz my parole officer says I need to stop following you'

'If beauty was a drug, I would be sniffing you all night long'

'If you were a pageant queen, you would be Miss'd the last bus'

'Girl you must be tired, coz running in duct tape is hard'

'Do you believe in love at first sight? how bout in a van in the dark'

'Your face is like a toilet, it makes me flush'

Your breath must be full of chloroform ;)

Because you’re literally so fucking boring your putting me to sleep

Night games in a bar setting

So I downloaded TicTacToe to play to play in a bar setting but Quickly got bored.

So I’m looking for some other options in order to engage a new girl I just met.

I find that this strategy works quite well.

Basically if the person you me interested is female you simply walk up them and say BORE MY CHILD or the alternative for a female to a male is LET ME CARRY YOUR OFFSPRING. This seems to have the best effect when meeting strangers in the road that you haven’t met

I'm a man of many tongues...

So I live in a community made artificially multicultural. All kinds of curious creatures with curious ears, tongues and orifices.

It's quite common to try to establish common tongues. Often in an encounter the first thing you'll ask is where are you from or you'll step up the game and try to predict it up front.

French, German, Romanian, Polish, Spanish, Italian, etc. I've tried learning these and I pick them up very quickly when I try but get bored. Different ways of saying the same thing. Dressing up the same thing differently.

Best pickup line for me? It's not oh I know a bit of Spanish or Italian.

It's I suck and blow at speaking different languages. I only know two or three.

English, Cunnilingus and a bit of Anilingus but I never beat around the bush. Either works every time or it was never meant to happen.

You're the type of person thats like homework

You're boring to talk to
I neglect you
But at the last moment...
I ANGRILY THROW U ON A TABLE AND DO YOU LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW.
But i have to warn you, I'm on trial for raping a genius blind girl...

I save babies, puppies, and kittens. And I look forward to saving you from a boring life!

Hey, I know this is random, but I'm so bored. Wanna play ‘Go Fish?

Last night I got bored and tried to match a star with every reason I l want to dance with you. I ran out of stars.

I'm bored. If you will entertainme, I will buy you a drink.

My beaver is bored and wants to play, do you have any wood for my beaver today

Hey doll, is this guy boring you? Come and talk to me. I'm from a different planet. (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

The game's getting boring, wanna go back to my place and make it a blowout?

Is that a Callahan full-bore auto-lock or are you just happy to see me?

Shadow games are quite boring… how about playing with the lights on? (Yugioh)

I got my bore punched.

I'll never let you be bored in any Roblox game ever.