36 Bored Pick Up lines

Are you bored and want to pick up girls or guys? Here are some of the best pick up lines. They are funny, cheesy, and sometimes dirty. Make the best out of these pick up lines to help you guys succeed.

Best Working Bored Pickup Lines

A good Bored hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Hey, are you my School Essay?

Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.
Do you like boring people?

Cuz I’m tryin to bore into you
Are you a good video game?

Cause I'll do you for hours and still won't get bored

- Day 111
Are you Netflix? because i think you're a complete waste of time and you get me bored and I'm done!
I’m bored. Entertain me and I’ll buy you a beer.
I'm the CEO of love... My bedroom is never a bored room.

Here are 36 bored pick up lines for her and flirty bored rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your bored rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny bored pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty bored joke for a great chat response.

Short and cute bored pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about bored are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Help a brotha out

I just had a match with a hot girl, she likes dance, travel, art and theater.

I don't know what to write to her as the first message, she clearly wrote in the bio that she doesn't want to talk to boring people so I would avoid the classic phrases.
I thought about: "Hi, I saw you dance, I'm not very good at dancing, but I think I'll take the next step with you, will you?"
What do you think? Other ideas?

Without your presence, my skiing activity would have been extremely boring.

Ukw? I can watch a movie made entirely of your cute pics, maybe 50+ hours long, in one sitting without getting bored.

“i think we have great chemistry.. wanna add some romance?”

“are you a skater boy? cause i wanna see ya later, boy”

“i’m in the business of misery. wanna join?”

“i heard you like blink-182. wanna make first date a reality?”

“have you heard the news that you’re dead? cause only angels look this beautiful.”

“if i bring you my bullets, will you give me your love?”

“if you take me home, i’d be your king for a day.”

“i wanna be your black veil bride.”

“do you have a girlfriend? if so, i think you need a new one.”

“you wanna join the black parade with me?”

“you look like the kind of person i’d write a song about.”

“this place is boring. wanna be my escape?”

“don’t mean to change the topic, but i think you’re kind of hot.”

“i heard good girls like bad guys. wanna test that theory out?”

Are you minecraft

Coz im not gonna get bored with you

I'm bored. If you will entertain me, I will buy you a drink.

Something I’m bored

Hey you gotta band aid? Cause I scraped my knee fallin for ya. (This is cringe but I’m bored)

Cheesy bored Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Girl I may not be Tesla or Space-X

But I'm also not Boring Company

I am kind of a boring guy,

Boring this in yo .

Word is Bored
Can anyone make a Pickup line on Word Bored

How do you start chatting?

Guys, how do you start chatting without being boring?

I usually write "hi", then the girl replies with " hi" or "hey". And that's it. Like I immediately run out of things to say.

I usually write: What are you doing right now? How's your day going so far?

---------- but that's boring...

So what do you write?

Are you a wifi signal?

Cause i would love to use you when i get bored

Hey girl are you Stal?

Because you're bland and boring.

I find that this strategy works quite well.

Basically if the person you me interested is female you simply walk up them and say BORE MY CHILD or the alternative for a female to a male is LET ME CARRY YOUR OFFSPRING. This seems to have the best effect when meeting strangers in the road that you haven’t met

Corny bored Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Bored conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Looks like you're bored, well I'm game.

Why do you look so unhappy (or bored)?

You're the type of person thats like homework

You're boring to talk to
I neglect you
But at the last moment...
I ANGRILY THROW U ON A TABLE AND DO YOU LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW.
But i have to warn you, I'm on trial for r**... a genius blind girl...

Hey, I know this is random, but I'm so bored. Wanna play ‘Go Fish?

Last night I got bored and tried to match a star with every reason I l want to dance with you. I ran out of stars.

I'm bored. If you will entertainme, I will buy you a drink.

Is that a Callahan full-bore auto-lock or are you just happy to see me?

The game's getting boring, wanna go back to my place and make it a blowout?

My beaver is bored and wants to play, do you have any wood for my beaver today

Hey doll, is this guy boring you? Come and talk to me. I'm from a different planet. (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Shadow games are quite boring… how about playing with the lights on? (Yugioh)

I got my bore punched.

A good bored Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Bored hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

I'll never let you be bored in any Roblox game ever.

I save babies, puppies, and kittens. And I look forward to saving you from a boring life!

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Bored love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Bored chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.