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Top 34 Bored Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Bored pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Bored conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey, are you my School Essay?

    Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.

  2. Do you like boring people?

    Cuz I’m tryin to bore into you

  3. Are you a good video game?

    Cause I'll do you for hours and still won't get bored

    - Day 111

  4. I’m bored. Entertain me and I’ll buy you a beer.

  5. Are you Netflix? because i think you're a complete waste of time and you get me bored and I'm done!

  6. I'm the CEO of love... My bedroom is never a bored room.

  7. Help a brotha out

    I just had a match with a hot girl, she likes dance, travel, art and theater.

    I don't know what to write to her as the first message, she clearly wrote in the bio that she doesn't want to talk to boring people so I would avoid the classic phrases.
    I thought about: "Hi, I saw you dance, I'm not very good at dancing, but I think I'll take the next step with you, will you?"
    What do you think? Other ideas?

  8. Ukw? I can watch a movie made entirely of your cute pics, maybe 50+ hours long, in one sitting without getting bored.

  9. “i think we have great chemistry.. wanna add some romance?”

    “are you a skater boy? cause i wanna see ya later, boy”

    “i’m in the business of misery. wanna join?”

    “i heard you like blink-182. wanna make first date a reality?”

    “have you heard the news that you’re dead? cause only angels look this beautiful.”

    “if i bring you my bullets, will you give me your love?”

    “if you take me home, i’d be your king for a day.”

    “i wanna be your black veil bride.”

    “do you have a girlfriend? if so, i think you need a new one.”

    “you wanna join the black parade with me?”

    “you look like the kind of person i’d write a song about.”

    “this place is boring. wanna be my escape?”

    “don’t mean to change the topic, but i think you’re kind of hot.”

    “i heard good girls like bad guys. wanna test that theory out?”

  10. Those hands look bored

    I got something they can work on

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Funny bored pickup lines

Are you minecraft
Coz im not gonna get bored with you

I'm bored. If you will entertain me, I will buy you a drink.

Something I’m bored

Hey you gotta band aid? Cause I scraped my knee fallin for ya. (This is cringe but I’m bored)

I am kind of a boring guy,

Boring this in yo .

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How do you start chatting?

Guys, how do you start chatting without being boring?

I usually write "hi", then the girl replies with " hi" or "hey". And that's it. Like I immediately run out of things to say.

I usually write: What are you doing right now? How's your day going so far?

---------- but that's boring...

So what do you write?

Are you a wifi signal?
Cause i would love to use you when i get bored

Hey girl are you Stal?

Because you're bland and boring.

Night games in a bar setting

So I downloaded TicTacToe to play to play in a bar setting but Quickly got bored.

So I’m looking for some other options in order to engage a new girl I just met.

Why do you look so unhappy (or bored)?

Looks like you're bored, well I'm game.

I find that this strategy works quite well.

Basically if the person you me interested is female you simply walk up them and say BORE MY CHILD or the alternative for a female to a male is LET ME CARRY YOUR OFFSPRING. This seems to have the best effect when meeting strangers in the road that you haven’t met

You're the type of person thats like homework

You're boring to talk to
I neglect you
But at the last moment...
I ANGRILY THROW U ON A TABLE AND DO YOU LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW.
But i have to warn you, I'm on trial for raping a genius blind girl...

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Hey, I know this is random, but I'm so bored. Wanna play ‘Go Fish?

Last night I got bored and tried to match a star with every reason I l want to dance with you. I ran out of stars.

I'm bored. If you will entertainme, I will buy you a drink.

My beaver is bored and wants to play, do you have any wood for my beaver today

Hey doll, is this guy boring you? Come and talk to me. I'm from a different planet. (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

The game's getting boring, wanna go back to my place and make it a blowout?

Is that a Callahan full-bore auto-lock or are you just happy to see me?

Shadow games are quite boring… how about playing with the lights on? (Yugioh)

I got my bore punched.

I'll never let you be bored in any Roblox game ever.