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Top 33 Bored Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Bored pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey, are you my School Essay?

    Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.

  2. Are you a good video game?

    Cause I'll do you for hours and still won't get bored

    - Day 111

  3. I’m bored. Entertain me and I’ll buy you a beer.

  4. Are you Netflix? because i think you're a complete waste of time and you get me bored and I'm done!

  5. I'm the CEO of love... My bedroom is never a bored room.

  6. Hey, Baby. Are you a Miz Match? Because you're pretty fucking boring.

  7. Those hands look bored

    I got something they can work on

  8. Are you minecraft

    Coz im not gonna get bored with you

  9. I'm bored. If you will entertain me, I will buy you a drink.

  10. Something I’m bored

    Hey you gotta band aid? Cause I scraped my knee fallin for ya. (This is cringe but I’m bored)

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(Read as a poem) Conversation is boring, so is Becker
Get on your knees and suck on my pecker

I am kind of a boring guy,

Boring this in yo .

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How do you start chatting?

Guys, how do you start chatting without being boring?

I usually write "hi", then the girl replies with " hi" or "hey". And that's it. Like I immediately run out of things to say.

I usually write: What are you doing right now? How's your day going so far?

---------- but that's boring...

So what do you write?

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Hey girl are you Stal?

Because you're bland and boring.

Looks like you're bored, well I'm game.

Why do you look so unhappy (or bored)?

I find that this strategy works quite well.

Basically if the person you me interested is female you simply walk up them and say BORE MY CHILD or the alternative for a female to a male is LET ME CARRY YOUR OFFSPRING. This seems to have the best effect when meeting strangers in the road that you haven’t met

Night games in a bar setting

So I downloaded TicTacToe to play to play in a bar setting but Quickly got bored.

So I’m looking for some other options in order to engage a new girl I just met.

You're the type of person thats like homework

You're boring to talk to
I neglect you
But at the last moment...
I ANGRILY THROW U ON A TABLE AND DO YOU LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW.
But i have to warn you, I'm on trial for raping a genius blind girl...

Your breath must be full of chloroform ;)

Because you’re literally so fucking boring your putting me to sleep

I save babies, puppies, and kittens. And I look forward to saving you from a boring life!

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Last night I got bored and tried to match a star with every reason I l want to dance with you. I ran out of stars.

I'm bored. If you will entertainme, I will buy you a drink.

My beaver is bored and wants to play, do you have any wood for my beaver today

Hey doll, is this guy boring you? Come and talk to me. I'm from a different planet. (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

The game's getting boring, wanna go back to my place and make it a blowout?

Is that a Callahan full-bore auto-lock or are you just happy to see me?

Shadow games are quite boring… how about playing with the lights on? (Yugioh)

I got my bore punched.

I'll never let you be bored in any Roblox game ever.