Top 50 Depressed Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and working Depressed pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Depressed tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

You're depressed, I'm depressed

Can I suislide in your dms?
I thought you were Franklin Roosevelt for a second

Because just looking at you brought me out of a Great Depression.. and you’re a dime.
Hey girl are you 1929?

Because you give me the Great Depression.
Are you a concrete arch-gravity embankment in the Black Canyon of the Colorado River, on the border between the U.S. states of Nevada and Arizona constructed between 1931 and 1936 during the Great Depression and dedicated on September 30, 1935, by President Franklin D. Roosevelt?

Because dam
Hey baby, Is your name clinical depression?

Because you make me want to stay in bed all day trapped beneath your weight.
Hey girl are you my dog when I get depressed?

Because I wanna have kiss with you

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Hey girl, are you an anti depression pill?

Cuz I want more than one dose a day ;)

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Are you suicide? Because I think about you every day.

Are you a toaster? Because I really want to take a bath with you.

Are you a noose? Because I really want to hang with you.

Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me.

Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.

Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now.

Are you a coroner? Because I really want you to inspect my body.

Are you a death certificate? Because I really wish you were mine.

Are you an electrical outlet? Because I really want to stick my fingers in you.

Are you traffic? Because running into you would really make my day.

Are you a sinking ship? Because I’d really like to go down on you.

Are you an anti-depressant , cause you’re the only thing that makes me happy

You’re depressed, TOO?!

Hey baby, can you get your pants lower than my depression status?

Are you depressed? Because you make me want to end my life without you.

Babe, I don't need v**... to help me with depression. Because you already make my life hard.

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Girl you're so hot that I would still talk to you even after I'm off the anti-depressant pills I stole from my hospital's pharmacy.

Hay girl, are you crippling depression?

Because I'm going to be in bed curled up with you all day!

Babe, I want you because you pull me out of my depression?

Are you depression? Because I have known you all my life.

What's the difference between your depression and I? I could f*ck you harder.

Babe, I got depression. But that's OK, because I can go down for you any night.

Girl you’re so hot that I would still talk to you even after I’m off the anti-depressant pills.

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Babe I feel empty inside, and you are the only one filling up my depression with hope.

Are you depression?

Cause you make me want to kill my self

Depressed? Let me cure you with a dose of o**....

Are you my crippling depression? Because you are like a drug to me.

Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.

Are you depression? Because I am in a downward spiral thinking about.

The only depressed event tonight is that you haven't gone home with me yet.

I don't know much about depression, but I'm pretty great.

Are you depression? Because I cannot think of anyone else that can bring me happiness.

I have found a cure for depression! And that is you in my life.

Are you Franklin Roosevelt? Because you bought me out of a Great Depression with a New Deal.

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

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Are you my depression pills? Because I can’t smile without you.

Are you crippling depression?

Because your always on my mind

Are you a depressing thought

Because I’m always thinking of you

Here’s a depressing one

Hey girl are you the sun? Because you’re brighter than my future.

I am like depression

Nobody loves me but you got me anyways

Are you WWII
Because without you I’d be in a Great Depression

Are you my homework

Cause I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long after procrastinating for hours just before the big test and getting very mild depression that only several years of therapy can help me with because I'm a sick and mournful fool of a human being

Until I met you depression had total dictatorship over me...

But when I saw you, your smile brought a revolution to my heart.

Hey baby are you World War 2?

Cuz you're the end of my Great Depression.

Are you anti-depressants?

Because if I don't have you in my life I'll kill myself.

You wanna do a COVID-19 with me?

I'll watch you do a spreadie, screw with a million people, catch me, take my breath away then finally leave me with a massive debt and a depression that can't be fixed, leading me to a life of heavy drinking, self isolation and an eventual h**... overdose in a ditch with my mangled, dirty body never to be found without a soul on earth caring.

Are you the cure for depression?

Cuz you're all I need

Are you my crippling depression?

Cause I wanna drug you

You seem depressed

Let's kiss the depression out of each other!

Physiologist

Are you a psychologist cuz you cure my depression

Are you depressed yet?

Cause you’ve been stuck in my head all day.

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