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50 Depressed Pick Up lines

Here are 50 depressed pick up lines for her and flirty depressed rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about depressed that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your depressed rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny depressed pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty depressed joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Depressed Pickup Lines

A good Depressed hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. You're depressed, I'm depressed

    Can I suislide in your dms?

  2. I thought you were Franklin Roosevelt for a second

    Because just looking at you brought me out of a Great Depression.. and you’re a dime.

  3. Hey girl are you 1929?

    Because you give me the Great Depression.

  4. Are you a concrete arch-gravity embankment in the Black Canyon of the Colorado River, on the border between the U.S. states of Nevada and Arizona constructed between 1931 and 1936 during the Great Depression and dedicated on September 30, 1935, by President Franklin D. Roosevelt?

    Because dam

  5. Hey baby, Is your name clinical depression?

    Because you make me want to stay in bed all day trapped beneath your weight.

  6. Hey girl are you my dog when I get depressed?

    Because I wanna have kiss with you

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What is a good Depressed pickup line?

Short and cute depressed pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about depressed are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Hey girl, are you an anti depression pill?

Cuz I want more than one dose a day ;)

Depressing pickup lines.

Are you suicide? Because I think about you every day.

Are you a toaster? Because I really want to take a bath with you.

Are you a noose? Because I really want to hang with you.

Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me.

Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.

Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now.

Are you a coroner? Because I really want you to inspect my body.

Are you a death certificate? Because I really wish you were mine.

Are you an electrical outlet? Because I really want to stick my fingers in you.

Are you traffic? Because running into you would really make my day.

Are you a sinking ship? Because I’d really like to go down on you.

Are you an anti-depressant , cause you’re the only thing that makes me happy

You’re depressed, TOO?!

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Smooth Depressed pickup line

Hey baby, can you get your pants lower than my depression status?

Are you depressed? Because you make me want to end my life without you.

Babe, I don't need v**... to help me with depression. Because you already make my life hard.

Cheesy depressed Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Hay girl, are you crippling depression?

Because I'm going to be in bed curled up with you all day!

Girl you're so hot that I would still talk to you even after I'm off the anti-depressant pills I stole from my hospital's pharmacy.

Babe, I want you because you pull me out of my depression?

Are you depression? Because I have known you all my life.

What's the difference between your depression and I? I could f*ck you harder.

Babe, I got depression. But that's OK, because I can go down for you any night.

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Working Depressed tinder opener

Girl you’re so hot that I would still talk to you even after I’m off the anti-depressant pills.

Corny depressed Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Depressed conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Are you depression. Because I want you to f*ck the life out of me all day long.

Are you depression?

Cause you make me want to kill my self

Depressed? Let me cure you with a dose of o**....

Are you my crippling depression? Because you are like a drug to me.

The only depressed event tonight is that you haven't gone home with me yet.

Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.

Are you depression? Because I am in a downward spiral thinking about.

I don't know much about depression, but I'm pretty great.

Are you depression? Because I cannot think of anyone else that can bring me happiness.

I have found a cure for depression! And that is you in my life.

Are you Franklin Roosevelt? Because you bought me out of a Great Depression with a New Deal.

Are you my depression pills? Because I can’t smile without you.

A good depressed Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Depressed hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

Are you crippling depression?

Because your always on my mind

Are you a depressing thought

Because I’m always thinking of you

Here’s a depressing one

Hey girl are you the sun? Because you’re brighter than my future.

I am like depression

Nobody loves me but you got me anyways

Are you my homework
Cause I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long after procrastinating for hours just before the big test and getting very mild depression that only several years of therapy can help me with because I'm a sick and mournful fool of a human being

Are you WWII

Because without you I’d be in a Great Depression

Until I met you depression had total dictatorship over me...

But when I saw you, your smile brought a revolution to my heart.

Hey baby are you World War 2?

Cuz you're the end of my Great Depression.

You wanna do a COVID-19 with me?

I'll watch you do a spreadie, screw with a million people, catch me, take my breath away then finally leave me with a massive debt and a depression that can't be fixed, leading me to a life of heavy drinking, self isolation and an eventual h**... overdose in a ditch with my mangled, dirty body never to be found without a soul on earth caring.

Are you anti-depressants?

Because if I don't have you in my life I'll kill myself.

Are you the cure for depression?

Cuz you're all I need

Are you my crippling depression?

Cause I wanna drug you

You seem depressed

Let's kiss the depression out of each other!

Are you my depression pills

Because I can’t smile with out you


Are you a psychologist cuz you cure my depression

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Depressed love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Depressed chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.