Top 29 Depressed Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Depressed chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Hey girl are you 1929?

   Because you give me the Great Depression.

2. Hey baby, Is your name clinical depression?

   Because you make me want to stay in bed all day trapped beneath your weight.

3. Hey girl, are you an anti depression pill?

   Cuz I want more than one dose a day ;)

4. Depressing pickup lines.

   Are you suicide? Because I think about you every day.
   
   Are you a toaster? Because I really want to take a bath with you.
   
   Are you a noose? Because I really want to hang with you.
   
   Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me.
   
   Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.
   
   Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now.
   
   Are you a coroner? Because I really want you to inspect my body.
   
   Are you a death certificate? Because I really wish you were mine.
   
   Are you an electrical outlet? Because I really want to stick my fingers in you.
   
   Are you traffic? Because running into you would really make my day.
   
   Are you a sinking ship? Because I’d really like to go down on you.

5. You’re depressed, TOO?!

6. Girl you're so hot that I would still talk to you even after I'm off the anti-depressant pills I stole from my hospital's pharmacy.

7. Hay girl, are you crippling depression?

   Because I'm going to be in bed curled up with you all day!

8. Are you depression?

   Cause you make me want to kill my self

9. Hey girl, are you the presidency of Herbert Hoover?

   Cause you suck. And you *ruined* me. You wiped out my life's savings over petty credit purchases. You broke me down mentally to a point where I was done with life and isolating myself. You're such a cruel, heartless bitch that you convinced my boss to "lay me off". And then, here's the worst part you self centred bastard, you "tried to fix things". Bullshit. Nothing that broken could have been fixed by your ineffective means... You can't just give me a small gift and expect everything to heal. I can't pay for a more than 60% increase in my spendings because of you! And now my depression that your awfulness directly caused is affecting my friends too. Act like the way you speak and fix your character, you do nothing wreck.
   
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   Oh and give me my gold bullion back, you lying whore. I don't have any other money for food and you aren't helping me out here.

10. I don't know much about depression, but I'm pretty great.

Funny depressed pickup lines

Here’s a depressing one
Hey girl are you the sun? Because you’re brighter than my future.

Are you WWII

Because without you I’d be in a Great Depression

Are you my homework

Cause I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long after procrastinating for hours just before the big test and getting very mild depression that only several years of therapy can help me with because I'm a sick and mournful fool of a human being

Until I met you depression had total dictatorship over me...

But when I saw you, your smile brought a revolution to my heart.

Are you depression

Cause I want you to fuck me all day long

Hey baby are you World War 2?

Cuz you're the end of my Great Depression.

Hey girl, are you an addicting video game?
Because I wanna pour all my time playing with you then realize that I’m depressed and have accomplished nothing in this world because I’m staying at home all day like a lazy bum playing games and being on reddit.

You wanna do a COVID-19 with me?

I'll watch you do a spreadie, screw with a million people, catch me, take my breath away then finally leave me with a massive debt and a depression that can't be fixed, leading me to a life of heavy drinking, self isolation and an eventual heroin overdose in a ditch with my mangled, dirty body never to be found without a soul on earth caring.

Are you the cure for depression?

Cuz you're all I need

Are you my crippling depression?

Cause I wanna drug you

You seem depressed

Let's bang the depression out of each other!

Physiologist

Are you a psychologist cuz you cure my depression

Are you depression?

Because I see you in my future

Are you my depression pills

Because I can’t smile with out you

Are you a loan during the Great Depression?

Cause I wanna take you out

Are you depressed yet?

Cause you’ve been stuck in my head all day.

Oh you depressed?

Haha me too.. mind if i suislide in your dms haha..?

Are you clinical depression

Cause you make me wanna kill myself

Girl, when you don't text me back, I sometimes go into a tropical depression.