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Top 16 Desperate Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Desperate pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, are you the sales assistant supervising the self-checkout at Asda when I'm trying to purchase alcohol at eight o'clock in the morning?

    Because I desperately need your approval.

  2. Hey, are you my Dad?

    Cause I'm desperately seeking your approval.

  3. Could it be that your tunnel is in desperate need of a Eurostar?

  4. Hey girl are you my pending assignment?

    Cause I desperately wanna do you..

  5. Are you oxygen?

    Because I desperately need you to survive.

  6. Hey girl, are you a last ditch attempt for money?

    Cuz I'm pretty desperate.

  7. How would you like to come back to my place and...

    Grow to tolerate me out of desperation to avoid loneliness just long enough to pick up some of my mannerisms, which will spend 2 to 7 years occasionally frustrating you out of the blue - forcing you to briefly relive some memory of me - while you slowly learn to unprogram them from your everyday use, gradually forgetting me like the world forgets us all?

  8. If you was a bra size you’d be an A

    And I can give you that D you desperately want

  9. nybody in this terminal desperate and departing?

  10. Need a line for Zoe

    Help me out fam, I’m in desperate need of one!

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What is a Desperate pickup line?

Funny desperate pickup lines

You be England and I'll be Brexit
You'll desperately want me and I'll fuck you in the ass

Hey girl

Heard you were desperate. I'M asking you out to seehow low your standards are

Pickup line for a girl named Ava

I need some desperately

Damn girl, are you God?

Because you are most certainly not real but the idea of your love gives false hope to desperate men

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This is a funny Desperate pickup line!

Our first date will be like an alumni interview, because I will be desperately trying to figure out the right thing to say.