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Top 15 Desperate Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Desperate chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, are you the sales assistant supervising the self-checkout at Asda when I'm trying to purchase alcohol at eight o'clock in the morning?

    Because I desperately need your approval.

  2. Hey, are you my Dad?

    Cause I'm desperately seeking your approval.

  3. Could it be that your tunnel is in desperate need of a Eurostar?

  4. Are you oxygen?

    Because I desperately need you to survive.

  5. Hey girl, are you a last ditch attempt for money?

    Cuz I'm pretty desperate.

  6. How would you like to come back to my place and...

    Grow to tolerate me out of desperation to avoid loneliness just long enough to pick up some of my mannerisms, which will spend 2 to 7 years occasionally frustrating you out of the blue - forcing you to briefly relive some memory of me - while you slowly learn to unprogram them from your everyday use, gradually forgetting me like the world forgets us all?

  7. If you was a bra size you’d be an A

    And I can give you that D you desperately want

  8. nybody in this terminal desperate and departing?

  9. Need a line for Zoe

    Help me out fam, I’m in desperate need of one!

  10. Hey girl

    Heard you were desperate. I'M asking you out to seehow low your standards are

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You be England and I'll be Brexit
You'll desperately want me and I'll fuck you in the ass

Damn girl, are you God?

Because you are most certainly not real but the idea of your love gives false hope to desperate men

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I need some desperately

The moment I saw you, I knew we'd fall desperately in love, get married, have kids...

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