The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Needed Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Needed pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.

    You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.

  2. On a scale of 1-10, you're a 9

    I'm the 1 you need

  3. I heard you’re looking for a STUD.

    I’ve already got the STD, now all I need is U.

  4. Are you a pillow?

    Because I need someone to cry on

  5. Do you need your car fixed?

    Because I'm a pick up master

  6. Just bought some weed

    Cuz, given that you're an angel from heaven, I need to get high

  7. Ay gurl, do you need an inhaler?

    Because you got dat ass ma

  8. Damn girl are you trash?

    Because I need to take you out

  9. Hey girl, are you a hug?

    Because you're all I need

  10. They say that a man only needs 3 B’s in life

    Booties, boobs and booze. Well the drinks are from me...

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Funny needed pickup lines

Hey, you are looking hot and suspicious
I need to take you out and inspect you.

Hey I think we need to go into quarantine together

Because your smile is contagious

Why would I need to know about the solar system?

My whole world revolves around you.

I think I need to see an optician

Because my eyes can't focus on anything but you.

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This is a funny Needed pickup line!

Do you know why they called me Cat Whisperer

Because i know what that pussy need

Are you today's date?
Coz you're a 9/10 and I'm the one you need

If I were to rate you from 1-10....

You’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need

You can call me food because, trust me,

You need me inside you

You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you.

You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how.

Hey girl, are you the sales assistant supervising the self-checkout at Asda when I'm trying to purchase alcohol at eight o'clock in the morning?

Because I desperately need your approval.

Excuse me, how many hours of sleep do you get at night? 20?

I'm trying to figure out how much beauty sleep one needs to look that good

Are u an eye doctor?

I need new contacts, specifically urs :)

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Working Needed tinder opener

Are you antidepressants?

Cause I really need you.

You look as tasty as an Oreo cookie

Now all you need is some cream filling

Do you need water to live?

Yeah? Look, we already have something in common!

This is my cousin's other pickup line. I'm doing this cuz he's been trying and no girl will go out with him. He even stopped throwing mashed potatoes on the ceiling! He's getting discouraged. I'm looking to cheer him up.

Damn girl, are you a therapist?

Because I have a lot of problems and I just need someone to talk to...

I don't need a transducer because I know you're hot!

Baby, do we need a prenup contract or it is enougth with the TTIP?

Looks like you need some laying on of hands for the commission of sin.

You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.

Can you help me reconfigure my GPS system? I need directions to find my way into your heart.

I need zora’s tunic because I want to swim deep in you.

Are you a swim bag? Because you got everything I need.