Ay gurl, do you need an inhaler?

Because you got dat kiss ma

Hey girl, are you a hug?

Because you're all I need

Hey, you are looking hot and suspicious

I need to take you out and inspect you.

Hey I think we need to go into quarantine together

Because your smile is contagious

I think I need to see an optician

Because my eyes can't focus on anything but you.

Are you a ceiling fan? Because I need someone to blow me while I sleep

Are you today's date?

Coz you're a 9/10 and I'm the one you need

If I were to rate you from 1-10....

You’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need

You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you.

You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how.

Hey girl, are you the sales assistant supervising the self-checkout at Asda when I'm trying to purchase alcohol at eight o'clock in the morning?

Because I desperately need your approval.

Excuse me, how many hours of sleep do you get at night? 20?

I'm trying to figure out how much beauty sleep one needs to look that good

You’re definitely a 9

And I’m just the 6 you need

A little something for ugly people like myself

Hey girl you're a 9/10, and I'm the 1 you need

Are you a red blood cell?

Because you never fail to deliver what my heart needs

My mouth must be the latest PCR test because I'm gonna need you to spit in it

Are you antidepressants?

Cause I really need you.

ARE YOU DISHES?

Cuz I feel the need to do you...

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On the scale of 1 to 10 your 9 and i am the 1 you need .

Hey girl are your legs like my parents?

Cuz theh need separating

Hey girl, are you my memory problems?

Because...f**..., I can't remember what I was gonna say. This happens all the god damn time. f**..., man. Why can't I- no! Just wait! I can remember it, okay? I just need to think. Please! I need this! I just want to be able to remember one little freaking thing. I'm sick of forgetting everything, okay? I feel like an idiot every time this happens, it makes me feel bloody worthless, I just want to- oh, right! Hey girl, are you my memory problems? 'Cause I forgot who you are and why I'm talking to you. Great, that's just great.

Do you need water to live?

Yeah? Look, we already have something in common!

I am studying to be a historian...

And I need a date

So I asked a girl for her BeReal and she said, “I don’t need a BeReal I need to BeRailed”. Need a clever comeback that will match that energy.

I'm ten cents short for a dinner for two...

And you're the dime I need

I don't need a transducer because I know you're hot!

Baby, do we need a prenup contract or it is enougth with the TTIP?

Looks like you need some laying on of hands for the commission of sin.

You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.

Can you help me reconfigure my GPS system? I need directions to find my way into your heart.

I need zora’s tunic because I want to swim deep in you.

I need to give myself a Presidential Pardon for what I am thinking about doing to you.

I don't need pick up lines.. I'm Batman.

Who need a perfect body, when you are a perfect nobody.

Have you got salt? because i think we're gonna need protection.

You don't need a boarding pass to hop on my flight.

I hope you’re a geology major cause I need you to take a look at this rock in my pants.

I'd need a lot of pica poles to measure my love for you.

Girl, I know it's hard to trust someone on a first date

But the girl in my basement needs someone to talk to

I’m not a dentist

But you look like a hole that needs filling.

I need to report Spotify

Cause I didn't see you in my hot singles list last week

Hey (name) are you a therapy session ?

Cause I need you but I've been too scared to admit it

Do you know where the weight room is? I need help with catching up to your beauty!

You look stuck, do you need help getting your uniform off?

Hey girl, I don't need a best seller list to tell me you're number one.

Hey Baby, are you a plumber?

Cause I need you to check my pipes, they dripping.

The only Confession I need to be doing is confessing my love for your pure heart.

You only need to use two fingers on my trackpad!

Hey, I'm outta work and I heard ya needed some plowing.

Who needs drugs that will stimulate dopamine transmission when simply being with you does the trick.

You need a room? I am iron man. I'll let you share my 'SUITe'.

Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?

By the end of tonight. My car isn't the only one who needs it's trunk cleared out.

With you in my life, who needs a million dollars? I already have that.

I've got a floppy that needs to be upgraded to a hard drive.

I need the Liahonia because I am lost in your eyes.

Do you need to borrow my tuner? Because you're looking pretty sharp today.

Are you hiring?

Seems like you have some openings that need filling.

Are you a ballet barre? Because I need to put my hands on you.

Girl, I need to upload a virus to your alien mothership!

Do you need prayer?

Because I'd love to lay hands on you.

Excuse me miss, do you need a chest spot?

Guys, i need a good one about bestfriend thanks

I need you to help me fight some inflation.

Every Superman needs his Wonder Woman.

Do you believe in love at first set, or do we need to run it again?

You don’t need a car to drive me crazy, restrictive abortion bills already do that.

Girl you don't need no bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.