The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Needed Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Needed pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Needed conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.

    You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.

  2. On a scale of 1-10, you're a 9

    I'm the 1 you need

  3. I heard you’re looking for a STUD.

    I’ve already got the STD, now all I need is U.

  4. Are you a pillow?

    Because I need someone to cry on

  5. Do you need your car fixed?

    Because I'm a pick up master

  6. Just bought some weed

    Cuz, given that you're an angel from heaven, I need to get high

  7. Ay gurl, do you need an inhaler?

    Because you got dat kiss ma

  8. Hey girl, are you a hug?

    Because you're all I need

  9. Hey, you are looking hot and suspicious

    I need to take you out and inspect you.

  10. Hey I think we need to go into quarantine together

    Because your smile is contagious


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Why would I need to know about the solar system?
My whole world revolves around you.

I think I need to see an optician

Because my eyes can't focus on anything but you.

I thought I had all the snacks I needed for quarantine

, but looks like I missed one

Are you a ceiling fan? Because I need someone to blow me while I sleep

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If I were to rate you from 1-10....

You’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need

You can call me food because, trust me,
You need me inside you

You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you.

You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how.

Hey girl, are you the sales assistant supervising the self-checkout at Asda when I'm trying to purchase alcohol at eight o'clock in the morning?

Because I desperately need your approval.

Excuse me, how many hours of sleep do you get at night? 20?

I'm trying to figure out how much beauty sleep one needs to look that good

Are u an eye doctor?

I need new contacts, specifically urs :)

You’re definitely a 9

And I’m just the 6 you need

A little something for ugly people like myself

Hey girl you're a 9/10, and I'm the 1 you need

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My mouth must be the latest PCR test because I'm gonna need you to spit in it

Are you antidepressants?

Cause I really need you.

You look as tasty as an Oreo cookie

Now all you need is some cream filling

ARE YOU DISHES?

Cuz I feel the need to do you...

Edit: This is my first 50+ upvotes post and first 2 awards recieved. Thanksss this made my day

Hey guys, I need some good ones

So I'm pranking this friend of mine, and I need pickup lines that a girl would say to a guy

edit: oh wow! this thing kinda blew up!!! thank you guys! for all your responses, tbh I kinda forgot that I made the post. I made up a lone myself- "are you chan? cuz I wanna be on knee for you" idk how many of you will get that. anyways I'll try to reply to as many of yours as I can

On the scale of 1 to 10 your 9 and i am the 1 you need .

Hey girl are your legs like my parents?

Cuz theh need separating

Hey girl, are you my memory problems?

Because...fuck, I can't remember what I was gonna say. This happens all the god damn time. Fuck, man. Why can't I- no! Just wait! I can remember it, okay? I just need to think. Please! I need this! I just want to be able to remember one little freaking thing. I'm sick of forgetting everything, okay? I feel like an idiot every time this happens, it makes me feel bloody worthless, I just want to- oh, right! Hey girl, are you my memory problems? 'Cause I forgot who you are and why I'm talking to you. Great, that's just great.

Do you need water to live?

Yeah? Look, we already have something in common!

This is my cousin's other pickup line. I'm doing this cuz he's been trying and no girl will go out with him. He even stopped throwing mashed potatoes on the ceiling! He's getting discouraged. I'm looking to cheer him up.

I am studying to be a historian...

And I need a date

I'm ten cents short for a dinner for two...

And you're the dime I need