The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Needed Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Needed chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. On a scale of 1-10, you're a 9

    I'm the 1 you need

  2. I heard you’re looking for a STUD.

    I’ve already got the STD, now all I need is U.

  3. Are you a pillow?

    Because I need someone to cry on

  4. Do you need your car fixed?

    Because I'm a pick up master

  5. Just bought some weed

    Cuz, given that you're an angel from heaven, I need to get high

    Edit : idk if the NSFW tag is really necessary, but here it is

  6. Damn girl are you trash?

    Because I need to take you out

  7. Hey, you are looking hot and suspicious

    I need to take you out and inspect you.

  8. Hey I think we need to go into quarantine together

    Because your smile is contagious

  9. I think I need to see an optician

    Because my eyes can't focus on anything but you.

  10. I thought I had all the snacks I needed for quarantine

    , but looks like I missed one

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Funny needed pickup lines

Do you know why they called me Cat Whisperer
Because i know what that pussy need

Are you today's date?

Coz you're a 9/10 and I'm the one you need

If I were to rate you from 1-10....

You’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need

You can call me food because, trust me,

You need me inside you

You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you.

You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how.

Hey girl, are you the sales assistant supervising the self-checkout at Asda when I'm trying to purchase alcohol at eight o'clock in the morning?

Because I desperately need your approval.

Excuse me, how many hours of sleep do you get at night? 20?
I'm trying to figure out how much beauty sleep one needs to look that good

Are u an eye doctor?

I need new contacts, specifically urs :)

A little something for ugly people like myself

Hey girl you're a 9/10, and I'm the 1 you need

Are you antidepressants?

Cause I really need you.

You look as tasty as an Oreo cookie

Now all you need is some cream filling

Do you need water to live?

Yeah? Look, we already have something in common!

This is my cousin's other pickup line. I'm doing this cuz he's been trying and no girl will go out with him. He even stopped throwing mashed potatoes on the ceiling! He's getting discouraged. I'm looking to cheer him up.

Baby, do we need a prenup contract or it is enougth with the TTIP?

I don't need a transducer because I know you're hot!

Looks like you need some laying on of hands for the commission of sin.

You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.

Are you a swim bag? Because you got everything I need.

Can you help me reconfigure my GPS system? I need directions to find my way into your heart.

I need zora’s tunic because I want to swim deep in you.

I don't need pick up lines.. I'm Batman.

I need to give myself a Presidential Pardon for what I am thinking about doing to you.

Who need a perfect body, when you are a perfect nobody.

Have you got salt? because i think we're gonna need protection.

You don't need a boarding pass to hop on my flight.

I hope you’re a geology major cause I need you to take a look at this rock in my pants.