50 Needed Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Needed rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about needed, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Needed Pickup Lines

A good Needed hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.

You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
On a scale of 1-10, you're a 9

I'm the 1 you need
I heard you’re looking for a STUD.

I’ve already got the STD, now all I need is U.
Are you a pillow?

Because I need someone to cry on
Do you need your car fixed?

Because I'm a pick up master
Just bought some w**...

Cuz, given that you're an angel from heaven, I need to get high

Short and cute needed pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about needed are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Ay gurl, do you need an inhaler?

Because you got dat kiss ma

Hey girl, are you a hug?

Because you're all I need

Hey, you are looking hot and suspicious

I need to take you out and inspect you.

Hey I think we need to go into quarantine together

Because your smile is contagious

I think I need to see an optician

Because my eyes can't focus on anything but you.

I thought I had all the snacks I needed for quarantine
, but looks like I missed one

Are you a ceiling fan? Because I need someone to blow me while I sleep

Cheesy needed Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Are you today's date?

Coz you're a 9/10 and I'm the one you need

If I were to rate you from 1-10....

You’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need

You can call me food because, trust me,
You need me inside you

You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you.

You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how.

Hey girl, are you the sales assistant supervising the self-checkout at Asda when I'm trying to purchase alcohol at eight o'clock in the morning?

Because I desperately need your approval.

Excuse me, how many hours of sleep do you get at night? 20?

I'm trying to figure out how much beauty sleep one needs to look that good

You’re definitely a 9

And I’m just the 6 you need

Corny needed Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Needed conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

A little something for ugly people like myself

Hey girl you're a 9/10, and I'm the 1 you need

Are you a red blood cell?

Because you never fail to deliver what my heart needs

My mouth must be the latest PCR test because I'm gonna need you to spit in it

Are you antidepressants?

Cause I really need you.

You look as tasty as an Oreo cookie
Now all you need is some cream filling

ARE YOU DISHES?

Cuz I feel the need to do you...

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Hey guys, I need some good ones

So I'm pranking this friend of mine, and I need pickup lines that a girl would say to a guy

edit: oh wow! this thing kinda blew up!!! thank you guys! for all your responses, tbh I kinda forgot that I made the post. I made up a lone myself- "are you chan? cuz I wanna be on knee for you" idk how many of you will get that. anyways I'll try to reply to as many of yours as I can

On the scale of 1 to 10 your 9 and i am the 1 you need .

Hey girl are your legs like my parents?

Cuz theh need separating

Hey girl, are you my memory problems?

Because...f**..., I can't remember what I was gonna say. This happens all the god damn time. f**..., man. Why can't I- no! Just wait! I can remember it, okay? I just need to think. Please! I need this! I just want to be able to remember one little freaking thing. I'm sick of forgetting everything, okay? I feel like an idiot every time this happens, it makes me feel bloody worthless, I just want to- oh, right! Hey girl, are you my memory problems? 'Cause I forgot who you are and why I'm talking to you. Great, that's just great.

Do you need water to live?

Yeah? Look, we already have something in common!

This is my cousin's other pickup line. I'm doing this cuz he's been trying and no girl will go out with him. He even stopped throwing mashed potatoes on the ceiling! He's getting discouraged. I'm looking to cheer him up.

I am studying to be a historian...

And I need a date

A good needed Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Needed hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

So I asked a girl for her BeReal and she said, “I don’t need a BeReal I need to BeRailed”. Need a clever comeback that will match that energy.

I'm ten cents short for a dinner for two...

And you're the dime I need

Baby, do we need a prenup contract or it is enougth with the TTIP?

I don't need a transducer because I know you're hot!

Looks like you need some laying on of hands for the commission of sin.

You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.

I need zora’s tunic because I want to swim deep in you.

Can you help me reconfigure my GPS system? I need directions to find my way into your heart.

Are you a swim bag? Because you got everything I need.

I need to give myself a Presidential Pardon for what I am thinking about doing to you.

I don't need pick up lines.. I'm Batman.

Who need a perfect body, when you are a perfect nobody.

Have you got salt? because i think we're gonna need protection.

You don't need a boarding pass to hop on my flight.

I hope you’re a geology major cause I need you to take a look at this rock in my pants.

I'd need a lot of pica poles to measure my love for you.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Needed love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Needed chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.