Ay gurl, do you need an inhaler?

Because you got dat kiss ma

Hey girl, are you a hug?

Because you're all I need

Hey, you are looking hot and suspicious

I need to take you out and inspect you.

Hey I think we need to go into quarantine together

Because your smile is contagious

I think I need to see an optician

Because my eyes can't focus on anything but you.

Are you a ceiling fan? Because I need someone to blow me while I sleep

Are you today's date?

Coz you're a 9/10 and I'm the one you need

If I were to rate you from 1-10....

You’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need

You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you.

You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how.

Hey girl, are you the sales assistant supervising the self-checkout at Asda when I'm trying to purchase alcohol at eight o'clock in the morning?

Because I desperately need your approval.

Excuse me, how many hours of sleep do you get at night? 20?

I'm trying to figure out how much beauty sleep one needs to look that good

You’re definitely a 9

And I’m just the 6 you need

A little something for ugly people like myself

Hey girl you're a 9/10, and I'm the 1 you need

Are you a red blood cell?

Because you never fail to deliver what my heart needs

My mouth must be the latest PCR test because I'm gonna need you to spit in it

Are you antidepressants?

Cause I really need you.

ARE YOU DISHES?

Cuz I feel the need to do you...

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On the scale of 1 to 10 your 9 and i am the 1 you need .

Hey girl are your legs like my parents?

Cuz theh need separating

Hey girl, are you my memory problems?

Because...f**..., I can't remember what I was gonna say. This happens all the god damn time. f**..., man. Why can't I- no! Just wait! I can remember it, okay? I just need to think. Please! I need this! I just want to be able to remember one little freaking thing. I'm sick of forgetting everything, okay? I feel like an idiot every time this happens, it makes me feel bloody worthless, I just want to- oh, right! Hey girl, are you my memory problems? 'Cause I forgot who you are and why I'm talking to you. Great, that's just great.

Do you need water to live?

Yeah? Look, we already have something in common!

I am studying to be a historian...

And I need a date

So I asked a girl for her BeReal and she said, “I don’t need a BeReal I need to BeRailed”. Need a clever comeback that will match that energy.

I'm ten cents short for a dinner for two...

And you're the dime I need

I don't need a transducer because I know you're hot!

Baby, do we need a prenup contract or it is enougth with the TTIP?

Looks like you need some laying on of hands for the commission of sin.

You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.

Can you help me reconfigure my GPS system? I need directions to find my way into your heart.

I need zora’s tunic because I want to swim deep in you.

I need to give myself a Presidential Pardon for what I am thinking about doing to you.

I don't need pick up lines.. I'm Batman.

Who need a perfect body, when you are a perfect nobody.

Have you got salt? because i think we're gonna need protection.

You don't need a boarding pass to hop on my flight.

I hope you’re a geology major cause I need you to take a look at this rock in my pants.

I'd need a lot of pica poles to measure my love for you.

Girl, I know it's hard to trust someone on a first date

But the girl in my basement needs someone to talk to

I’m not a dentist

But you look like a hole that needs filling.

I need to report Spotify

Cause I didn't see you in my hot singles list last week

Hey (name) are you a therapy session ?

Cause I need you but I've been too scared to admit it

Do you know where the weight room is? I need help with catching up to your beauty!

You look stuck, do you need help getting your uniform off?

Hey girl, I don't need a best seller list to tell me you're number one.

Hey Baby, are you a plumber?

Cause I need you to check my pipes, they dripping.

The only Confession I need to be doing is confessing my love for your pure heart.

You only need to use two fingers on my trackpad!

Hey, I'm outta work and I heard ya needed some plowing.

Who needs drugs that will stimulate dopamine transmission when simply being with you does the trick.

You need a room? I am iron man. I'll let you share my 'SUITe'.

Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?

By the end of tonight. My car isn't the only one who needs it's trunk cleared out.

With you in my life, who needs a million dollars? I already have that.

I've got a floppy that needs to be upgraded to a hard drive.

I need the Liahonia because I am lost in your eyes.

Do you need to borrow my tuner? Because you're looking pretty sharp today.

Are you hiring?

Seems like you have some openings that need filling.

Are you a ballet barre? Because I need to put my hands on you.

Girl, I need to upload a virus to your alien mothership!

Do you need prayer?

Because I'd love to lay hands on you.

Excuse me miss, do you need a chest spot?

Guys, i need a good one about bestfriend thanks

I need you to help me fight some inflation.

Every Superman needs his Wonder Woman.

Do you believe in love at first set, or do we need to run it again?

You don’t need a car to drive me crazy, restrictive abortion bills already do that.

Girl you don't need no bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.

No need for a condom, I have an anti-virus installed.

Hey baby, i know you don't need external validation, but I want to give you some anyway.

When I see you, the frequency of pulse increases.... I think I need regulator -> Your love!

Could I borrow your wand? I need to practice my 'swish and flick.'

Winter is coming I need your gloves

But “gs” is silent

You look fine the way you are, you don't need a mask.

Well, hey there! I sure don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.

Hey, what’s your name? I need to know what I’ll be screaming tonight.

I have the F, C, and K. All I need is U.

You don't need level 100 Pickpocket to steal my heart away.

Wanna help me win the lottery?

All I need is your 11 numbers

Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?

I need my Goron tunic because you're too hot to handle!

If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be as sweet as sugar.

Girl, you don't need to warm up, you've been running through my mind all day.

I need to raise a complain to google

They don't have you listed as the best place to eat out this week.

You’re a pain, but I need to continue my lineage for the next generation, so what’re you waiting for?

They say the tongue is a muscle. mine needs a workout. you wanna be my trainer?

Why don't we get together to discuss an Eastern European Partnership? Your Kremlin doesn't need to know.

Do you know why you need to get up early?

Because you're the sunshine :)

I've been reading Joshua, but how many times do I need to walk around you before you fall for me?

Looks like you need some flame in your life.

Your beauty was so distracting, it caused me to walk into a wall, so I 'm going to need your name and number for...insurance reasons.

You don't need One Ring to find me.

I'm gonna need to tax your foreign body.

I need you like 90s television shows need their alternative music tracks.

I think I need to call Heaven on my new iphone because they lost one of their angels.

Do you know how I can contact Sherlock Holmes? Because I need to solve the mystery of how to win your heart.

You must be sleep

Because I need more of you

I need to Goku the doctor. My head is Krillin me.

You don't need car keys to start my ignition... only your touch.

If you need any help just call my name and I will use flying raijinshu jutsu to you.

Give me you cell phone number, I will call you when I need another drink.

Girl, I heard you needed some Vitamin C.

Here's a "pickup lime" for you.

Women like me like their Netflix subscription

They come to me only when they need me.

Darling, I don't need to apply the golden ratio to you, I already know you're perfect.

I don't need to be a cave spider to shoot my web all over you.

I don’t need 99 souls, all I need one – yours.

I wonder why astronauts need to go to space just to see the world cuz I can see mine just while looking at you.

I don't need your gold, your chest is already a treasure.

Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?

You don't need to do anything, you already have REDCON 1 status.

Can you be my exorcist?

I need you to s**... the soul out of me.

I am really sorry about chopping off your boyfriend's arms.

Need a hug?

Hey girl, you don't need to play the Oath to Order to summon my giant.

Miss, if your shamrocks need some bangers, I got the shortest sausage for you!

Hey I'm sure you don't need cardio

Cuz you run through my mind every night

Yo girl I don't need to be a water bender to make you wet.

Let me know if you need any help getting out of that corset my dear.

Are you an environmental charity? Because I think I need to scrutinize your assets.

We need to repopulate this basement.

Why need demon blood, when you have me.

You may not be the girl I deserve, but you're the one I need.

You make me so hot, I think I need a course of leeches.

You don't need a bloodbender to make me rise.

Could it be that your tunnel is in desperate need of a Eurostar?

You need a bailout but first you have to accept my memorandum.

I don't need G-force to find your G-spot.

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours.

So, I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

I've got all these forks and knives,

All I need is a little spoon.

*meeting a stranger*

What's your name? because I need to finish writing my to-do list

Hey girl, are u by chance an architect?

cuz ur gonna need a permit for what your about to erect ;)

Do you need a lighter?

Because you're smoking

Baby, you must be dentures because I need to take you out every night.