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Top 50 For Women Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth For Women chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I like my women how I like my laptops.

    On my lap. Turned on. Virus free.

  2. Studies show that women tend to be happier with unattractive partners

    In other words hey, how you doing?

  3. I like my women how I like my tesla

    Turned off when I'm not near, but turned on when I'm inside.

  4. Do you know the similarities between noodles and women?

    They both wiggle when you eat them.

  5. If i had 4 quarters for the 4 prettiest whamen *ahem* women in the world.....

    You'd have a dollar

  6. Hey let’s play titanic

    You will be the iceberg and I’ll go down on you.

  7. So how are we splitting the construction costs?

    Cause you just shattered the ceiling of how beautiful I thought a women could be.

  8. I like my women how I like my Covid

    19 and easily spread

  9. I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn’t have to be.

  10. Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?

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Funny for women pickup lines

Are you feeling a little down? I can help feel you up.

I was feeling a little off today, but you managed to turn me on.

You look like a really hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.

I like my women like I like my soup: Hot, Creamy, and no stranger to spooning.

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What’s the most intense sex thing you ever did? You ever, uh, been with two women at the same time?

You’re the opposite of my homework in high school. "How?" I actually want to do you all night long.

Do you think it’s loud in here? *Yeah, it is!* Do you want to use my thighs as earmuffs?

My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency.

Wanna go back to my place and save me?

We’re like hot chocolate and marshmallows. You’re hot, and I want to be on top of you.

Could you help me stick something down my throat

So I can test my gag reflex

Hey, what’s your name? I need to know what I’ll be screaming tonight.

Well, hey there! I sure don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.

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Working For Women tinder opener

Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.

Did you break the glass ceiling for women when you fell from heaven?

Do you like whales? Because we could go hump back at my place.

Did you know women typically reach their sexual prime in their 30s and 40s?

And you are ripened!

I like my women how I like my vodka. Strong, bitter, and deadly.

Hey! Do you want to do 68? *What?* You go down on me, and I owe you 1.

Girl, why don't you come over to my place . . . of business that is, because women belong in the workplace.

You’re pretty cute. But do you know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it.

I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.

I like my women like I like my coffee

Dropped in my lap while I'm screaming expletives at the car next to me

You remind me of my pinky toe because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture imaginable.