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Top 50 For Women Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty For Women pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I like my women how I like my laptops.

    On my lap. Turned on. Virus free.

  2. Studies show that women tend to be happier with unattractive partners

    In other words hey, how you doing?

  3. I like my women how I like my tesla

    Turned off when I'm not near, but turned on when I'm inside.

  4. I like my coffee like I like my women

    Strong, sweet, and brown\~

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    >!Before ya'll call me out on being racist, I'm a brown dude as well aight?!<

  5. I like my women like I like my Covid

    19, Chinese, breathtaking, and spreads easily

  6. Do you know how I like my women ?

    Like covid.


    19, breath taking and easily spread

  7. Do you know the similarities between noodles and women?

    They both wiggle when you eat them.

  8. If i had 4 quarters for the 4 prettiest whamen *ahem* women in the world.....

    You'd have a dollar

  9. Hey let’s play titanic

    You will be the iceberg and I’ll go down on you.

  10. I like my women like I like my Oreos...

    Held under the surface until the bubbles stop...

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So how are we splitting the construction costs?
Cause you just shattered the ceiling of how beautiful I thought a women could be.

I like my women how I like my Covid

19 and easily spread

I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn’t have to be.

Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?

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I was feeling a little off today, but you managed to turn me on.

You look like a really hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.

I like my women like I like my coffee, HOT!

I like my women like I like my soup: Hot, Creamy, and no stranger to spooning.

What’s the most intense kiss thing you ever did? You ever, uh, been with two women at the same time?

You’re the opposite of my homework in high school. "How?" I actually want to do you all night long.

Do you think it’s loud in here? *Yeah, it is!* Do you want to use my thighs as earmuffs?

My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency.

Wanna go back to my place and save me?

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Working For Women tinder opener

Could you help me stick something down my throat

So I can test my gag reflex

Hey, what’s your name? I need to know what I’ll be screaming tonight.

Well, hey there! I sure don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.

I like my women how I like my coffee…

Strong and able to stand out on their own

I like my women like I like my memes

Dead

Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.

I like my coffee like I like my women: ethical, fair trade, and organic.

Women like me like their Netflix subscription

They come to me only when they need me.

Did you break the glass ceiling for women when you fell from heaven?

Do you like whales? Because we could go hump back at my place.

I like my women how I like my vodka.

Strong, bitter, and deadly.