Top 50 For Women Pick Up lines

Do you know the similarities between noodles and women?

They both wiggle when you eat them.

If i had 4 quarters for the 4 prettiest whamen *ahem* women in the world.....

You'd have a dollar

Hey let’s play titanic

You will be the iceberg and I’ll go down on you.

I like my women like I like my Oreos...

Held under the surface until the bubbles stop...

I like my women like I like my laptop

On my lap, turned on, and virus free.

I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn’t have to be.

Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?

Are you feeling a little down? I can help feel you up.

You look like a really hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.

I like my women like I like my coffee, HOT!

I like my women like I like my soup: Hot, Creamy, and no stranger to spooning.

You’re the opposite of my homework in high school. "How?" I actually want to do you all night long.

If men are from Mars and women are from Venus

Then, you must be from Saturn because all I want is to put a ring on you

Do you think it’s loud in here? *Yeah, it is!* Do you want to use my thighs as earmuffs?

My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency.

Wanna go back to my place and save me?

I like my women like I like spelling Mississippi... With four eyes.

Could you help me stick something down my throat

So I can test my gag reflex

Well, hey there! I sure don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.

Hey, what’s your name? I need to know what I’ll be screaming tonight.

I like my women how I like my coffee…

Strong and able to stand out on their own

I like my women like I like my memes

Dead

Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.

I like my coffee like I like my women: ethical, fair trade, and organic.

Women like me like their Netflix subscription

They come to me only when they need me.

Did you break the glass ceiling for women when you fell from heaven?

Do you like whales? Because we could go h**... back at my place.

I like my women how I like my vodka.

Strong, bitter, and deadly.

Hey! Do you want to do 68? *What?* You go down on me, and I owe you 1.

You’re pretty cute. But do you know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it.

I like my women like I like my coffee

Dropped in my lap while I'm screaming expletives at the car next to me

I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.

You look familiar. Have we had kiss before? "No" Well, we should.

Are you a supermarket sample? 'Cause I wanna taste you again and again without any sense of shame.

I like my women like I like my stouts: Smooth, Rich, and Always making me come back for more.

Are you a taxidermist? Ok, wanna try stuffing my kitty anyway?

You’re definitely on my to-do list tonight.

I like my women, fishy!

Study says women heart beat faster then men

But when I see you I can prove this study wrong