The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Guys Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Guys pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. What did the guy say to the girl before they started dating?

    “What did the guy say to the girl before they started dating?”

  2. Most guys would want to watch the world cup because it happens once in 4 years...

    But I'd rather look at you because the chances of meeting someone like you is once in a lifetime.

  3. Are you 5.56 ammunition?

    Because when I go to school you allways end up in my head



    Note:
    number In my country is 833-456-4566 don't take your anger out on yourself or others:)

    To the guy that contacted u/Redditcareresources I'm extremely flattered but I'm okay but bless your heart

  4. Baby, I'm just like Mola Rom, I'm a guy after your heart.

  5. Have you ever seen lion king? I'm that guy.

  6. Who are you?

    I'm the guy. Guided by god to make you happy

  7. I don't rate the iPhone. The touchscreen buttons are too small. But you know what they say about guys with big fingers.

  8. Hey u looking handsome, if i were a guy, I'll def dress like u!

  9. Are you a N95 mask?

    Cause I want you to sit on my face till I can't breath


    Yo guys I just made this post to say that I just got nudes from this fine chick with all the pick-up lines from this subreddit. There's gonna be a lot more people like me. just here to thank the community.

  10. Hey big guy!

    You have nice balls.

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Funny guys pickup lines

I beat the game
I just told the girl: "Hey, i was thinking of a pickup line for a long time, but im just gonna be honest with you. I think that you are incredibly cute and wonder if youd want to hang out someday?"

She answered with: "Haha, yes id love to"

Guys i think i broke the game, maybe its a exploit in the newest update?

So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna do the nasty?

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Disguise!

Disguise who? This guy is your boyfriend!

Do I know you? Because you look just like every guy I've ever murdered.

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You look like a refreshing glass of water and I ’m the thirstiest guy in the world!

After tonight you can say you've been with a man played by George Clooney, Christan Bale and the guy from Top Gun.

Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

You ever made it with a guy in tights?

Are you Hawkeye? Because you're a hot guy.

Here you guys go

9x-7i > 3(3x-7u)

Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness? Oh, okay. I'll leave.

Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?

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Working Guys tinder opener

I am normally a coffee kinda guy

But you are definitely my cup of tea.

99,99% succesfull :^)

Me: Hey i have a question and i need a womans advice.

Her: sure whats up?

Me: Lets say i see really cute girl do i go up and talk to her or is that too direct. :c

Her: (99% of them say): you should totally go talk to her

Me: introduces myself


Gl guys try this out.

I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman...

I'm a Navy guy, and I'd fight for our relationship like I'd fight for our country.

Do you know what a Timberwolf is? No. Thats a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in between the limbs.

I bet you're tired of guys who only pretend to listen

I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?

Hey. I'm the guy that discovered fire. Wanna come back to my cave.

Hey, I heard Asian girl loves white guys, it's true huh?

Are you a ender pearl

Because I had to kill a black guy to get to you

Damn baby what's a guy gotta do to get into your mixing bowl.