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Following is our collection of Guys chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. I dmed a girl and she took an entire day to reply

    Instead of letting my ego get in the way, I simply replied with
    “Mans so good at sliding into dms it left her speechless for a day”

    Trust me guys, it worked.

    Edit: Nvm guys she stopped texting again, ya boy failed :(

  2. Baby, I'm just like Mola Rom, I'm a guy after your heart.

  3. Have you ever seen lion king? I'm that guy.

  4. Who are you?

    I'm the guy. Guided by god to make you happy

  5. I don't rate the iPhone. The touchscreen buttons are too small. But you know what they say about guys with big fingers.

  6. Hey u looking handsome, if i were a guy, I'll def dress like u!

  7. Hey big guy! You have nice balls.

  8. So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna do the nasty?

  9. Do I know you? Because you look just like every guy I've ever murdered.

  10. Are you the pizza delivery guy? Because I want to give you more than a tip.

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You look like a refreshing glass of water and I ’m the thirstiest guy in the world!

After tonight you can say you've been with a man played by George Clooney, Christan Bale and the guy from Top Gun.

Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

Do you like bagels?

Cuz you’re bae goals.


(99% Tinder Success Rate)

Side note: can we make (^^^) TSR a thing?
I feel like Tinder is an appropriate tool to scale for success.
Everyone’s got it... everyone shoots their shot....
but how many of you take home the bacon?
Are you, Bae Goalz?

Or are you a stale muffin kinda guy?

You ever made it with a guy in tights?

Are you Hawkeye? Because you're a hot guy.

Here you guys go
9x-7i > 3(3x-7u)

Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness? Oh, okay. I'll leave.

Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?

I'm more of a comitology kind of guy.

I am normally a coffee kinda guy

But you are definitely my cup of tea.

99,99% succesfull :^)

Me: Hey i have a question and i need a womans advice.

Her: sure whats up?

Me: Lets say i see really cute girl do i go up and talk to her or is that too direct. :c

Her: (99% of them say): you should totally go talk to her

Me: introduces myself


Gl guys try this out.

I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman...

I'm a Navy guy, and I'd fight for our relationship like I'd fight for our country.

Do you know what a Timberwolf is? No. Thats a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in between the limbs.

I bet you're tired of guys who only pretend to listen

I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?

Hey. I'm the guy that discovered fire. Wanna come back to my cave.

Hey, I heard Asian girl loves white guys, it's true huh?

Are you a ender pearl

Because I had to kill a black guy to get to you

Damn baby what's a guy gotta do to get into your mixing bowl.

I’m not like other guys. I’d never withdraw my deposits without at least offering a wraparound.

I'd crawl over a thousand miles of broken glass just to suck the dick of the last guy you slept with.

If you are looking for the heart of a guy who likes older music:

*"Mr Sendman! Send me some nudes*

*Not just from yourself but all other dudes*

*Give you some head like roses and clover*

*Tell you your loneliest nights are over"*

Would work for me

Can I put this guys arm around you?