50 Guys Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Guys rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about guys, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Guys Pickup Lines

A good Guys hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

What did the guy say to the girl before they started dating?

“What did the guy say to the girl before they started dating?”
Most guys would want to watch the world cup because it happens once in 4 years...

But I'd rather look at you because the chances of meeting someone like you is once in a lifetime.
Hey girl, I had to hire an architect after seeing your tinder page

Even that guy doesn't know how you are built so beautiful
For those girls who only like guys who are 6 feet or taller…

I’m only 5’10”, so if 2 inches is a big deal to you, then I got some bad news and I got some great news for you.
Hey! I’m an amateur fortune teller! Can I give you a free palm reading?

Ohhh... Says here on your love line that you’re thinking about going on a date with a ridiculous guy who may or may not be good at reading palms.
I heard you like funny guys...

Not to brag, but all the girls I take to my room end up laughing

Short and cute guys pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about guys are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Hey guys, I need some good ones

So I'm pranking this friend of mine, and I need pickup lines that a girl would say to a guy

edit: oh wow! this thing kinda blew up!!! thank you guys! for all your responses, tbh I kinda forgot that I made the post. I made up a lone myself- "are you chan? cuz I wanna be on knee for you" idk how many of you will get that. anyways I'll try to reply to as many of yours as I can

If a fat guy grabs you and puts you in a bag, don't freak out.

I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

Your body is a poem

And I am a blind guy that only reads in braille.

When spider bites that guy turns into spider man... can you bite me so that i could be your man

Baby, I'm just like Mola Rom, I'm a guy after your heart.

GUYS I NEED THE BEST ONES YOU GOT
I'm trying to impress my crush with REALLY good pickup lines, can you give a brother a helping hand?

Have you ever seen lion king? I'm that guy.

Cheesy guys Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Who are you?

I'm the guy. Guided by god to make you happy

I don't rate the iPhone. The touchscreen buttons are too small. But you know what they say about guys with big fingers.

Hey u looking handsome, if i were a guy, I'll def dress like u!

Are you a N95 mask?

Cause I want you to sit on my face till I can't breath

Yo guys I just made this post to say that I just got n**... from this fine chick with all the pick-up lines from this subreddit. There's gonna be a lot more people like me. just here to thank the community.

Guys, i need a good one about bestfriend thanks

So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna do the nasty?

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Disguise!

Disguise who? This guy is your boyfriend!

Corny guys Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Guys conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Do I know you? Because you look just like every guy I've ever murdered.

Are you the pizza delivery guy? Because I want to give you more than a tip.

You look like a refreshing glass of water and I ’m the thirstiest guy in the world!

After tonight you can say you've been with a man played by George Clooney, Christan Bale and the guy from Top Gun.

Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

Was your ex an o**... donor?

Its good u left him Coz you cant be with a guy who can’t even give you his heart

You ever made it with a guy in tights?

Are you Hawkeye? Because you're a hot guy.

Here you guys go

9x-7i > 3(3x-7u)

Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness? Oh, okay. I'll leave.

Need help with rhyming Versace

You guys know the “If you adore her, Dior her”. I’m trying to figure out something with Versace

Guys i need some help!!

Okay! so i met this girl the other weekend. she was the bartender at my buddies wedding. turns out she owns the bartending company yadda yadda yadda. it was an all cash bar or venmo! anyway i find myself approaching the bar way more often than usual just to buy a drink and say something s**..., eventually planning on asking for her number. I couldnt think of what to say so i came up with the idea of leaving her a funny venmo memo with my number attached. fast forward 3 hours later, reception is over and we are out on the town having fun. I GET A TEXT! it worked!? and then i end up running into her. we chatted for awhile but my night was headed a different direction and i didnt want to make a fool of myself so i called it early and went home. a week has gone by, i never reached out because I am terrible at this stuff so i decided to leave it to the fates and let it go. JUST yesterday she added me on instagram!

Long story short ! i need a great one liner to break the ice and ask this girl out.

thanks in advance. sorry if this isnt allowed!!!

A good guys Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Guys hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Sorry for the late reply, I got lost in your eyes for a hot sec

This'll only really work over snapchat but you guys got this

I'm more of a comitology kind of guy.

I am normally a coffee kinda guy

But you are definitely my cup of tea.

They say nice guys finish last, but a true gentleman finishes second.

Hey, how are you? :)

He/she replies: im good how bout you?

you reply: im kinda mad cos i just lost something ;(

he/she replies: oh what did you lose?

(them asking a genuine question not expecting anything)

you reply: i lost my breath when i look at you

then they be laughing and really enjoyed the pun. and some will blush.
totally works for me 99% of the time. you guys give it a try and let me know ;)

You know what the moon and you have in common?
You guys both shine in my darkest nights

99,99% succesfull :^)

Me: Hey i have a question and i need a womans advice.

Her: sure whats up?

Me: Lets say i see really cute girl do i go up and talk to her or is that too direct. :c

Her: (99% of them say): you should totally go talk to her

Me: introduces myself

Gl guys try this out.

I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman...

I’m a nice guy…

So I’ll let you finish first.

I think it’s time we talk about it

Idk if this is allowed here or not but has anybody heard of this pickup line?? where does it go? what do guys usually say after? debating on replying rn if i can find out how it goes l**...

I'm a Navy guy, and I'd fight for our relationship like I'd fight for our country.

Do you know what a Timberwolf is? No. Thats a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in between the limbs.

I bet you're tired of guys who only pretend to listen

I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?

Hey. I'm the guy that discovered fire. Wanna come back to my cave.

I may not be the best looking guy

But, beauty is just a light switch away

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Guys love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Guys chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.