If a fat guy grabs you and puts you in a bag, don't freak out.

I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

Your body is a poem

And I am a blind guy that only reads in braille.

When spider bites that guy turns into spider man... can you bite me so that i could be your man

What to say when a flirty chat becomes dead for 2 days?

You guys have ideas for good things to say after a flirty chat with a girl is dead for a few says.

Hope you kings can help a brother out

Have you ever seen lion king? I'm that guy.

I don't rate the iPhone. The touchscreen buttons are too small. But you know what they say about guys with big fingers.

Hey u looking handsome, if i were a guy, I'll def dress like u!

Guys, i need a good one about bestfriend thanks

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Disguise!

Disguise who? This guy is your boyfriend!

Do I know you? Because you look just like every guy I've ever murdered.

Are you the pizza delivery guy? Because I want to give you more than a tip.

After tonight you can say you've been with a man played by George Clooney, Christan Bale and the guy from Top Gun.

Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

Was your ex an o**... donor?

Its good u left him Coz you cant be with a guy who can’t even give you his heart

You ever made it with a guy in tights?

Are you Hawkeye? Because you're a hot guy.

Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness? Oh, okay. I'll leave.

Need help with rhyming Versace

You guys know the “If you adore her, Dior her”. I’m trying to figure out something with Versace

Sorry for the late reply, I got lost in your eyes for a hot sec

This'll only really work over snapchat but you guys got this

I'm more of a comitology kind of guy.

I am normally a coffee kinda guy

But you are definitely my cup of tea.

They say nice guys finish last, but a true gentleman finishes second.

You know what the moon and you have in common?

You guys both shine in my darkest nights

99,99% succesfull :^)

Me: Hey i have a question and i need a womans advice.

Her: sure whats up?

Me: Lets say i see really cute girl do i go up and talk to her or is that too direct. :c

Her: (99% of them say): you should totally go talk to her

Me: introduces myself


Gl guys try this out.

I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman...

I’m a nice guy…

So I’ll let you finish first.

I'm a Navy guy, and I'd fight for our relationship like I'd fight for our country.

Do you know what a Timberwolf is? No. Thats a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in between the limbs.

I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?

I may not be the best looking guy

But, beauty is just a light switch away

Hey. I'm the guy that discovered fire. Wanna come back to my cave.

Does the sun go down tonight , or is it my turn ?

A guy wrote me Does the sun go down tonight , or is it my turn ? What does that mean?

Are you listed on Amazon? Coz you're in every guy's wishlist.

Hey guy! It is impossible to contract a disease from a surfboard you have never explore.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because I am your perfect down to earth type of guy.

Are you a ender pearl

Because I had to kill a black guy to get to you

Hey, I heard Asian girl loves white guys, it's true huh?

Are you my mom’s chappal?(slipper)

Cause you hit different

(Most of you guys won’t understand cause it’s a Asian thingy)

Hey guy! You don't need to panic, because surfboards don't get pregnant.

I’m not like other guys. I’d never withdraw my deposits without at least offering a wraparound.

I bribed the lift guy to stop the ride. We might as well get to know each other.

Are you a part of the in-market segment? Because I am the perfect guy.

Hey, do you know the rules?

Because so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Every guy has his own favorite pair of boxers. If your lucky enough maybe I'll show you mine.

Hey, do you like guys with extra n**...?

*hard stare*

I'm not exactly a violent runed guy but I'd hit that twice.

How does a guy implements Localization in your heart?

Can I put this guys arm around you?

Don't miss this moment because I bribed that handsome lift guy to halt the ride.

Girl, you are not the girl to drop your standards. And that is why I am the only guy here for you tonight.

Hey gurl are you-

Oh wait, you're a guy with long hair, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry-

This guy ducks in your bed any night.

Do you like mushrooms?

Cuz im a pretty fun guy.

Hey, are you looking for someone to Netflix and chill with?

Sorry, I’m not right for you then. I’m more of an amazon prime and quality time guy.

Astra: Guys, don't think what you're fighting against. Consider what you are fighting for!

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, And they're like It's better than yours, Damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you, But I have to charge I know you want it, The thing that makes me, What the guys go crazy for.

Are you a murderer?

If she says no, "Then why are you killing me with those looks".
And if she says yes, then obviously you are s**....

Edit: Guys there could be other variations to this as well, like
'You could go to jail for this', 'for killing people with your looks'
Try others as well...

You know what they say about guys with big fins.

Guy: Girl you remind me of a wrench.

Girl: How so?

Guy: Because you make my nuts tighten up.

Hey, you look like a big strong guy. You think you could handle my p**... or is it too much for you?

"Did you know your stunning beauty is the secret behind these captivating eyes? Care to share more secrets?"

"Hey officer, do I need handcuffs or will your muscular arms keep this cute little guy safe tonight?"

"Your beauty leaves me speechless, but your eyes speak to my soul, did they tell you I'm falling for you?"

"Need a guy friend who can make your heart flutter and still respect boundaries? I'm right here."

"Wearing red today to stir up the bull in you; can I be the cowboy who tames your wild ride?"

"Well, I'm definitely not your mailman! Unless of course, you're into guys who deliver packages...and by packages, I mean witty banter and good vibes!"

"Oh, come on! You know I'm only good for a little banter and charm. Can’t blame a guy for trying, right? 😉"

"Hi Sadie, just wanted to introduce myself as the guy who's been mesmerized by your beauty from across the room."

"Well, if you know a guy who can cook instant noodles like a Michelin chef, then yes! Otherwise, it’s just the universe being mysterious. 😄"

"Is your name Oscar? Because every time I see you, my heart takes center stage and steals the show."

"Do you audition for heartthrob roles? Because you've definitely stolen mine with that smile."

"Are you a barbell? Because I want to lift us into a beautiful relationship."

"Your beauty is an art masterpiece, but it's your eyes that have me completely mesmerized."

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Especially for an autistic guy like you.

"Are you a dress made of tattoos? Because every time I see you, I can’t help but smile!"

Well, you certainly know how to keep things interesting! I like a guy who's not afraid to be a little naughty. 😉

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for: wit, humor, and the ability to keep up."

"Are you a race? Because with my charm, even 'speedy' wouldn't stand a chance and finish under 2 minutes."

"Are you a race car? Because when I'm with you, everything seems to finish in a speedy blur of excitement!"

Guy: Excuse me did you just feel my ass? Girl: No. Guy: Why not?

"Do you have a map to navigate those shoulders? Cause your physique has me lost in admiration."

"If being wealthy in love counts, then consider me a billionaire when it comes to you."

"How about we let our hearts race together, just like a twin-turbo in a straight line?"

"Your muscles shine brighter than the summer sun, care to deliver some of that heat my way?"

Are you a magician? Because every time you walk into the room, everyone else is left spellbound.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I start talking, you make all the other guys disappear!

"Do you run a speed dating service? Because with you, it only took me two minutes to fall head over heels."

"Are you sure it was a homeless guy who proposed and not Cupid? 'Cause my heart's certainly homeless without you."

"Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything this short, nerdy guy could ever search for."

"Perfect, I'll be the guy in the corner, losing himself in anticipation of your breathtaking arrival."

"Do you believe in love at first set, or should I do another round of bicep curls for you?"

"Just reminiscing about old times, Rica. You do stand out, after all. Hard to ignore a fiery personality like yours."

"I see you've been getting dirty; how about I wash away the grime and make your brawny arms shine?"

"Are you a race? Because when I see you, even Mr. Speed finishes in 2 minutes."

"Ah, Chelsea Drink. Is that a new trendy cocktail or your secret superhero name? I'm more of a Batman Brew guy myself."

"I'm the guy who's been lucky enough to match with the prettiest girl on here, looking forward to discovering more about each other."

"Seeing your username, azslon, I couldn't help but think: 'A to Z, surely this guy's got all the elements I need.'"

"Oh, you caught me! I'm actually a retired spy posing as a regular guy. They say I'm the next 007 but without the martinis."

"They say I'm gifted, not just in personality. Care to unwrap your surprise?"

"Did your name come with an instruction manual, PDL? Because you've got 'boyfriend material' written all over you."

"Your art stole my gaze, but it's your blue eyes that truly amaze."

"Normally guys chase the girls, but in our case, let's reverse it. Can I chase the sunrise with you instead?"

"Is your name Google? Because I've been searching for a girl who likes nice guys and not 'asshole' algorithms."

"Hey cowboy, I heard red drives bulls wild, how about you let me test that theory in the back of your truck?"

"Is your name Margherita? Because you've got that hot, classic beauty that makes every guy melt."

"I heard you're taken, but can't a guy appreciate a masterpiece when he sees one? Care to share a snap?"

"I might be a cute little guy, but with you Officer Hottie, I'd love to explore the big bad world."

"Boy, you're hotter than a cowboy's pistol. Got enough horsepower to show this city slicker the country ropes?"

"I'm usually reserved, but for you, I'd break all my rules."

"No ex? Then I must be the luckiest guy to aim for a beauty who's never been anyone else's treasure."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you laugh, I feel like the happiest guy in the room."

"Is it just me, or do you make every other guy here disappear with that smile of yours?"

"Girl, if you were a chicken wing, I'd be your ranch dip - endlessly amusing, and always ready to spice things up!"

"Sarcasm's my second language, but the only waves I'm interested in are the ones we could ride together."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by the dentist's office again?"

"Ever tried walking on the wild side? Because being good with a bad boy like me might be your new thing."

"Wow, Officer, your muscles should come with a warning. It's stealing my attention and I'm guilty as charged."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, including a touchdown pass."

"Ever thought how your life could light up with a friend like me, who'd admire your beauty every day?"

"How about we start the evening with a show-and-tell? I promise my presentation won't disappoint."

"I must be one lucky guy, because this cowboy's strength and prowess are the perfect mix of wild and desirable."

"As a smart guy, I know the laws of gravity yet I'm still falling for your cute and irresistible charm."

"Stars in the sky, they twinkle so high, your beauty's halal, can I be your guy?"

"Oh really? Well, he's a lucky guy. We can still share a good conversation though, if you're up for it."

"Are you a bull, cowboy? Because your power got me wanting to ride more than just your truck."

"Are you a wave? Because every time you move, you seem to pull me deeper into the sea of desire."

"Did your license get suspended for driving all the guys crazy with that sexy aura of yours?"

"Ever needed a man strong enough to handle your wild side? Well, consider your search over."

"You're the special delivery I've been waiting for, how about we take this package to the next level, Mr. Mailman?"

"Your muscles outshine any stallion, cowboy. How 'bout we kick up some dust in your truck tonight?"

"Hey beautiful, I may be the guy who's hard to catch, but for you, I might just risk being caught."