The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Guys Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Guys pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Guys conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. What did the guy say to the girl before they started dating?

    “What did the guy say to the girl before they started dating?”

  2. Most guys would want to watch the world cup because it happens once in 4 years...

    But I'd rather look at you because the chances of meeting someone like you is once in a lifetime.

  3. Are you 5.56 ammunition?

    Because when I go to school you allways end up in my head



    Note:
    number In my country is 833-456-4566 don't take your anger out on yourself or others:)

    To the guy that contacted u/Redditcareresources I'm extremely flattered but I'm okay but bless your heart

  4. Hey girl, I had to hire an architect after seeing your tinder page

    Even that guy doesn't know how you are built so beautiful

  5. For those girls who only like guys who are 6 feet or taller…

    I’m only 5’10”, so if 2 inches is a big deal to you, then I got some bad news and I got some great news for you.

  6. Hey guys, I need some good ones

    So I'm pranking this friend of mine, and I need pickup lines that a girl would say to a guy

    edit: oh wow! this thing kinda blew up!!! thank you guys! for all your responses, tbh I kinda forgot that I made the post. I made up a lone myself- "are you chan? cuz I wanna be on knee for you" idk how many of you will get that. anyways I'll try to reply to as many of yours as I can

  7. If a fat guy grabs you and puts you in a bag, don't freak out.

    I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

  8. Your body is a poem

    And I am a blind guy that only reads in braille.

  9. What to say when a flirty chat becomes dead for 2 days?

    You guys have ideas for good things to say after a flirty chat with a girl is dead for a few says.

    Hope you kings can help a brother out

  10. Baby, I'm just like Mola Rom, I'm a guy after your heart.

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I'm trying to impress my crush with REALLY good pickup lines, can you give a brother a helping hand?

Have you ever seen lion king? I'm that guy.

Who are you?

I'm the guy. Guided by god to make you happy

I don't rate the iPhone. The touchscreen buttons are too small. But you know what they say about guys with big fingers.

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Are you a N95 mask?

Cause I want you to sit on my face till I can't breath


Yo guys I just made this post to say that I just got nudes from this fine chick with all the pick-up lines from this subreddit. There's gonna be a lot more people like me. just here to thank the community.

Guys, i need a good one about bestfriend thanks

So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna do the nasty?

I beat the game

I just told the girl: "Hey, i was thinking of a pickup line for a long time, but im just gonna be honest with you. I think that you are incredibly cute and wonder if youd want to hang out someday?"

She answered with: "Haha, yes id love to"

Guys i think i broke the game, maybe its a exploit in the newest update?

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Disguise!

Disguise who? This guy is your boyfriend!

Do I know you? Because you look just like every guy I've ever murdered.

Are you the pizza delivery guy? Because I want to give you more than a tip.

You look like a refreshing glass of water and I ’m the thirstiest guy in the world!

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Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

Was your ex an organ donor?

Its good u left him Coz you cant be with a guy who can’t even give you his heart

You ever made it with a guy in tights?

Are you Hawkeye? Because you're a hot guy.

Here you guys go

9x-7i > 3(3x-7u)

Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness? Oh, okay. I'll leave.

Need help with rhyming Versace

You guys know the “If you adore her, Dior her”. I’m trying to figure out something with Versace

Sorry for the late reply, I got lost in your eyes for a hot sec

This'll only really work over snapchat but you guys got this

I'm more of a comitology kind of guy.

I am normally a coffee kinda guy

But you are definitely my cup of tea.

99,99% succesfull :^)

Me: Hey i have a question and i need a womans advice.

Her: sure whats up?

Me: Lets say i see really cute girl do i go up and talk to her or is that too direct. :c

Her: (99% of them say): you should totally go talk to her

Me: introduces myself


Gl guys try this out.