The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Guys Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Guys chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I dmed a girl and she took an entire day to reply

    Instead of letting my ego get in the way, I simply replied with
    “Mans so good at sliding into dms it left her speechless for a day”

    Trust me guys, it worked.

    Edit: Nvm guys she stopped texting again, ya boy failed :(

  2. Hey girl I just thought you should know your mother is a thief...

    Cus she stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

    Edit: Thanks for all the wards and upvote guys, of y’all use it let me know how it works for you!

  3. Are you 5.56 ammunition?

    Because when I go to school you allways end up in my head



    Note:
    number In my country is 833-456-4566 don't take your anger out on yourself or others:)

    To the guy that contacted u/Redditcareresources I'm extremely flattered but I'm okay but bless your heart

  4. Baby, I'm just like Mola Rom, I'm a guy after your heart.

  5. Have you ever seen lion king? I'm that guy.

  6. Who are you?

    I'm the guy. Guided by god to make you happy

  7. I don't rate the iPhone. The touchscreen buttons are too small. But you know what they say about guys with big fingers.

  8. Hey u looking handsome, if i were a guy, I'll def dress like u!

  9. Hey big guy!

    You have nice balls.

  10. So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna do the nasty?

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Funny guys pickup lines

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Disguise!

Disguise who? This guy is your boyfriend!

Do I know you? Because you look just like every guy I've ever murdered.

Are you the pizza delivery guy? Because I want to give you more than a tip.

You look like a refreshing glass of water and I ’m the thirstiest guy in the world!

After tonight you can say you've been with a man played by George Clooney, Christan Bale and the guy from Top Gun.

Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

You ever made it with a guy in tights?

Are you Hawkeye? Because you're a hot guy.

Here you guys go

9x-7i > 3(3x-7u)

Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness? Oh, okay. I'll leave.

Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?

I'm more of a comitology kind of guy.

I am normally a coffee kinda guy

But you are definitely my cup of tea.

99,99% succesfull :^)

Me: Hey i have a question and i need a womans advice.

Her: sure whats up?

Me: Lets say i see really cute girl do i go up and talk to her or is that too direct. :c

Her: (99% of them say): you should totally go talk to her

Me: introduces myself


Gl guys try this out.

I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman...

I'm a Navy guy, and I'd fight for our relationship like I'd fight for our country.

Do you know what a Timberwolf is? No. Thats a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in between the limbs.

I bet you're tired of guys who only pretend to listen

I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?

Hey. I'm the guy that discovered fire. Wanna come back to my cave.

Hey, I heard Asian girl loves white guys, it's true huh?

Damn baby what's a guy gotta do to get into your mixing bowl.

Are you a ender pearl

Because I had to kill a black guy to get to you

I’m not like other guys. I’d never withdraw my deposits without at least offering a wraparound.

I'd crawl over a thousand miles of broken glass just to suck the dick of the last guy you slept with.