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Top 50 Mans Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Mans pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. You be Thanos and I'll be Ant-Man

    I'll expand in your ass

  2. You know the sort of girl who doesn't sleep with a man on a first date? Well, I'm not one of those.

  3. Man: Haven’t we met before?
    Woman: Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.

  4. Woman: I have a boyfriend.
    Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning.
    Woman: What?
    Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.

  5. Girl, ghosts aren't the only thing my Pac-Man wants to eat tonight.

  6. See that man in the corner? Vampire slayer. Cmon lets get out of here!

  7. If a spider's bite can make you a spiderman, would you bite me just to let me be your man?

  8. Have you ever been with a man with outstanding hygiene? Because I've been washing my hands all day.

  9. You know what they say about a man with a large belt buckle...

  10. Man, I’d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land that’s rich will organic matter...

    But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato

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Baby is your name pac-man ? Cause every time I see you I want to chase you.

If I promise I will treat it nicely, will you allow me to be the first man to visit Uranus?

Yo girl, call me Iron Man, cuz I've got a setting for cotton, polyester, and rayon.

I love a man with a raised bed.

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God breathed the breath of life into mans nostrils, but you can feel free to breathe it into my lips.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn’t born yet.

Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing!

You so fine girl, you make a blind man see.

I'm no weather man but

You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.

I am no man. Wanna bone ?

Stop asking Santa for the man of your dreams.

He tried to kidnap me 5 times this year.

You must carry the naqsh of Surah Yaseen with you because you're such an honorable man!

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You make me want to be a better man.

They don't call me a hard man for nothing...

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you’d be on your knees greeting my crotch.

After tonight you can say you've been with a man played by George Clooney, Christan Bale and the guy from Top Gun.

Man: What are you looken at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!

You must be a swimmer because man, you are a hottie la mottie with a swimmers body.

Girl, are you a man or a woman? Cuz you got me in a trance.

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you’re a fat skank.

Do you wanna know why I am called Power Man?

I'm called the Man of Steel for a reason.

Hey baby, wanna know why they called me Elongated Man before I drank Gingold?