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Top 50 Women Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Women pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I like my women how I like my laptops.

    On my lap. Turned on. Virus free.

  2. Studies show that women tend to be happier with unattractive partners

    In other words hey, how you doing?

  3. I like my women how I like my tesla

    Turned off when I'm not near, but turned on when I'm inside.

  4. I like my coffee like I like my women

    Strong, sweet, and brown\~

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    >!Before ya'll call me out on being racist, I'm a brown dude as well aight?!<

  5. I like my women like I like my Covid

    19, Chinese, breathtaking, and spreads easily

  6. Do you know how I like my women ?

    Like covid.


    19, breath taking and easily spread

  7. Do you know the similarities between noodles and women?

    They both wiggle when you eat them.

  8. If i had 4 quarters for the 4 prettiest whamen *ahem* women in the world.....

    You'd have a dollar

  9. Hey let’s play titanic

    You will be the iceberg and I’ll go down on you.

  10. So how are we splitting the construction costs?

    Cause you just shattered the ceiling of how beautiful I thought a women could be.

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Funny women pickup lines

I like my women how I like my Covid
19 and easily spread

I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn’t have to be.

Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?

Are you feeling a little down? I can help feel you up.

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This is a funny Women pickup line!

You look like a really hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.

I like my women like I like my coffee, HOT!

I like my women like I like my soup: Hot, Creamy, and no stranger to spooning.

What’s the most intense sex thing you ever did? You ever, uh, been with two women at the same time?

You’re the opposite of my homework in high school. "How?" I actually want to do you all night long.

Do you think it’s loud in here? *Yeah, it is!* Do you want to use my thighs as earmuffs?

My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency.

Wanna go back to my place and save me?

We’re like hot chocolate and marshmallows. You’re hot, and I want to be on top of you.

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Working Women tinder opener

Hey, what’s your name? I need to know what I’ll be screaming tonight.

Well, hey there! I sure don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.

Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.

I like my coffee like I like my women: ethical, fair trade, and organic.

Do you like whales? Because we could go hump back at my place.

Did you break the glass ceiling for women when you fell from heaven?

Did you know women typically reach their sexual prime in their 30s and 40s?

And you are ripened!

I like my women how I like my vodka.

Strong, bitter, and deadly.

Hey! Do you want to do 68? *What?* You go down on me, and I owe you 1.

Girl, why don't you come over to my place . . . of business that is, because women belong in the workplace.

You’re pretty cute. But do you know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it.