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Top 50 Women Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Women pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I like my women how I like my laptops.

    On my lap. Turned on. Virus free.

  2. Studies show that women tend to be happier with unattractive partners

    In other words hey, how you doing?

  3. I like my women how I like my tesla

    Turned off when I'm not near, but turned on when I'm inside.

  4. I like my coffee like I like my women

    Strong, sweet, and brown\~

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    >!Before ya'll call me out on being racist, I'm a brown dude as well aight?!<

  5. What to actually say when approaching somebody

    A lot of guys say “I don’t know what to say when I approach a woman,” so I decided to write this article with some tips.

    The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The “value” you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation.

    Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must “hook” her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible.

    **Openers**

    A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say “Hey, you look fucking amazing” or “Hey you look fucking hot” or “Hey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etc…” or “I fucking love your energy and aura.” If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with “What’s your name” or something like “You are hot, but are you nice/cool/etc…?”

    If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like “You look like you are having the most fun of any person here” or “Damn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonight” or “Thanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.”

    I can already hear you dorks squealing “you can’t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etc…” Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy.

    A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. “Hi, my name is X. What’s yours?” This is good for more formal situations where you can’t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course.

    You can also keep it simple and go with “Hey, how are you?” or “What’s going on with you?” or “Hey, what’s up?” Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity.

    If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say “Hey I’m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.” If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target.

    If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following:

    “Sorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.” If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say “you are too hot for these guys you are with.” If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky.

    “So, what’s your deal?” (with a sly grin)

    “Congratulations, what’s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?”

    If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works.

    Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going.

    “Where were you before this?” or “What have you been up to tonight?”

    “What did you do today?” (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with).

    “What brings you here tonight?”

    “Have you been here before?”

    “Are you having a fun night?”

    “How do you guys know each other?” (when there are two people)

    For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with “hey my name is” your second line can be “you look fucking hot.”

    If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesn’t matter as much as how you say it.

    **Deep conversation subjects**

    Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and “conquer” the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions.

    What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading)

    Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true)

    What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter)

    What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem)

    If you could be any celebrity, who would you be?

    What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like)

    What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what ‘the best’ is)

    What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM).

    What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying)

    What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people)

    What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time).

    Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion.

    Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability.

    You might say “these are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.” You are right – you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no “wrong” answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to “win” or make the other person feel bad.

    The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches people’s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etc…

    **Topics to Stay Away From**

    Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like “what is your favorite movie or album”? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy – if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.

  6. Do you know the similarities between noodles and women?

    They both wiggle when you eat them.

  7. If i had 4 quarters for the 4 prettiest whamen *ahem* women in the world.....

    You'd have a dollar

  8. Hey let’s play titanic

    You will be the iceberg and I’ll go down on you.

  9. So how are we splitting the construction costs?

    Cause you just shattered the ceiling of how beautiful I thought a women could be.

  10. I like my women how I like my Covid

    19 and easily spread

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Funny women pickup lines

I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn’t have to be.

Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?

Are you feeling a little down? I can help feel you up.

I was feeling a little off today, but you managed to turn me on.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, HOT!

I like my women like I like my soup: Hot, Creamy, and no stranger to spooning.

You’re the opposite of my homework in high school. "How?" I actually want to do you all night long.

What’s the most intense sex thing you ever did? You ever, uh, been with two women at the same time?

Do you think it’s loud in here? *Yeah, it is!* Do you want to use my thighs as earmuffs?

My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency.

Wanna go back to my place and save me?

We’re like hot chocolate and marshmallows. You’re hot, and I want to be on top of you.

Could you help me stick something down my throat

So I can test my gag reflex

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Hey, what’s your name? I need to know what I’ll be screaming tonight.

Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.

I like my coffee like I like my women: ethical, fair trade, and organic.

Do you like whales? Because we could go hump back at my place.

Did you break the glass ceiling for women when you fell from heaven?

Did you know women typically reach their sexual prime in their 30s and 40s?

And you are ripened!

I like my women how I like my vodka.

Strong, bitter, and deadly.

Hey! Do you want to do 68? *What?* You go down on me, and I owe you 1.

Girl, why don't you come over to my place . . . of business that is, because women belong in the workplace.

You’re pretty cute. But do you know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it.

I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.