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Top 50 Girlfriend Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Girlfriend pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Girlfriend conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. A shark just ate my girlfriend.

    Will you be my new one?

  2. Do I know you?

    Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend <3

  3. Do I know you?

    Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

  4. Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?

  5. Hey, can I borrow your Hearing Aid? My last girlfriend disappeared without returning mine!

  6. Hey girl, can you be my girlfriend this holiday?

    I don’t want snow to be the only thing I’m plowing all month long

    Edit: forgot the word “want”

  7. My dream role is to be your girlfriend.

  8. Maybe is just a coincidence, but you look much like my next girlfriend!

  9. You look like my fourth girlfriend.

    "How many girlfriends have you had?"


  10. My girlfriend is like a pizza, I wish I had one.

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Will you be my Composite Girlfriend?

Works 99%, cuts through Bs.

Would you like to be my girlfriend?

This one will get you a girlfriend

If I had a pennie for everytime you enter my mind I'd have one pennie.

because you never leave

What do you call a lacrosse player who just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless.

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You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.

Break up with your girlfriend like she’s polio, because she is 99.9% history.

A shark just ate my girlfriend during our fishing trip. Will you be my new one?

You look familiar, because you look just like my next girlfriend!

My girlfriend is like a trampoline, and you are like a trampoline.

Here's a picture of my girlfriend. *holds up a mirror*.

If you are a surfer and you just broke up with your girlfriend. You can be called homeless.

You look familiar comeback: Like your dead girlfriend?

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What kind of fabric do you think you are made of?

I think it's girlfriend material...

One day I'll look back at all of my crowning memories...

I'll think of the day I got a girlfriend, the day I kissed, and the day I met you.


\- Day 98

You look so familiar. Well, I were thinking about my future girlfriend earlier!

Hey I am looking for my girlfriend...

... and I think you could fill the opening.

Your hair looks so good it must be fake. Is it made out of girlfriend material?

“i think we have great chemistry.. wanna add some romance?”

“are you a skater boy? cause i wanna see ya later, boy”

“i’m in the business of misery. wanna join?”

“i heard you like blink-182. wanna make first date a reality?”

“have you heard the news that you’re dead? cause only angels look this beautiful.”

“if i bring you my bullets, will you give me your love?”

“if you take me home, i’d be your king for a day.”

“i wanna be your black veil bride.”

“do you have a girlfriend? if so, i think you need a new one.”

“you wanna join the black parade with me?”

“you look like the kind of person i’d write a song about.”

“this place is boring. wanna be my escape?”

“don’t mean to change the topic, but i think you’re kind of hot.”

“i heard good girls like bad guys. wanna test that theory out?”

I lost my future girlfriend's phone number

I think you might have it

Hey, whats your birthday?

Her : oh its Aug 15th.
Me: oh that's funny. Thats the same birthday as my next girlfriend!

A whale ate my girlfriend, will you be mine?

Are you a goalie? Because my future girlfriend needs to be a keeper.

A girlfriend is like a good carpenter

No wood gets wasted