My dream role is to be your girlfriend.

Maybe is just a coincidence, but you look much like my next girlfriend!

You look like my fourth girlfriend.

"How many girlfriends have you had?"

Three.

My girlfriend is like a pizza, I wish I had one.

Works 99%, cuts through Bs.

Would you like to be my girlfriend?

This one will get you a girlfriend

If I had a pennie for everytime you enter my mind I'd have one pennie.

because you never leave

Now she's our Girlfriend

Roses are red
So is the state
Let us be comrades
Because you are great

You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.

Break up with your girlfriend like she’s polio, because she is 99.9% history.

You look familiar, because you look just like my next girlfriend!

Here's a picture of my girlfriend. *holds up a mirror*.

If you are a surfer and you just broke up with your girlfriend. You can be called homeless.

You look familiar comeback: Like your dead girlfriend?

You know who you could be for Halloween?

My girlfriend.

One day I'll look back at all of my crowning memories...

I'll think of the day I got a girlfriend, the day I kissed, and the day I met you.

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\- Day 98

What kind of fabric do you think you are made of?

I think it's girlfriend material...

Hey I am looking for my girlfriend...

... and I think you could fill the opening.

Your hair looks so good it must be fake. Is it made out of girlfriend material?

"Our love is like a long drive, doesn't matter the distance, I'd always take the scenic route to your heart."

"Do you have a map? My girlfriend's great, but I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"Is your hoodie made of girlfriend material? Because it definitely caught my attention."

"Your body is a masterpiece, and tonight, I want to explore every inch of it with my touch."

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection even stronger than my girlfriend's password!"

"Your name is Praise but I'm the one thanking God for you. How about turning my admiration into a relationship?"

"Are you a melody in the concert of my life? Because your classmate seems to be hitting all the wrong notes."

"Excuse me, but the stars in your eyes make the universe in my girlfriend's look like a single galaxy."

"Well, I've been shopping around and you're definitely on clearance in the girlfriend section of my heart."

"I admit, I was a lousy writer, Kaylee. But can I rewrite our story?"

"Well, Olivia, I traded in the joystick for a steering wheel, hoping to navigate my way back to you."

"Darling, he may have a nose for trouble, but I've got eyes only for your heart's beautiful melody."

"Your smile lights up my world. Do you think it could brighten every day as my girlfriend?"

"Well, looks like someone's pretty confident! Let's see if you can keep up that charm as we continue chatting."

"Kaylee, we're like a classic novel--we had a rough chapter, but isn't the redemption part always the best?"

"No concert or classmate can compete when your beauty's the main event in my life's symphony!"

"Babe, if he thinks sniffing is impressive, wait till he sees how I treasure you every day."

"My mom never lets me date, but for you, she'd definitely make an exception."

"Ellie Golden, with a name so enchanting, a simple DM from you would be truly panting."

"Darling, I saw that classmate get a whiff of you at the concert, but for me, just your smile is intoxicating."

"Ayumi, everyone has a past, even you. Let's focus on creating new memories, rather than dwelling on old ones."

"Are you a concert ticket? Because that guy got a noseful, but I've got the exclusive backstage pass."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for... including my future ex-girlfriends' approval."

"Is your saree made of girlfriend material? Because we seem like a perfect match!"

"Babe, your smile makes my day brighter and your body sets my nights on fire - you're the perfect girlfriend."

"Hey, ever wondered how tall a cowboy can be? Just stack the buckets I stole from Kate's kitchen!"

"Your lips look so irresistible, may I explore their sweetness before we lose ourselves in passion?"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. Will you be my spellbinding girlfriend?"

"Be my girl until the world's end, and I promise you, hearts we'll forever mend."

"Is your dress made of sunshine? Because you've just lit up my world with that stunning yellow glow."

"Your lips look so lonely, they should meet mine and explore the world of passion together."

"You may be my girlfriend already, but how about we pretend I'm still trying to win your heart?"

"Howdy Kate, they call me the city cowboy and my heart only rides for you."

"Are you a cheese factory? Because every time I see you, I turn into a walking cheeseball of love."

Hey, whats your birthday?

Her : oh its Aug 15th.
Me: oh that's funny. Thats the same birthday as my next girlfriend!

"Are you a wifi signal? Because my heart connects to you faster than my phone connects to public networks."

"Your beauty could ignite a universe, let's set our world ablaze tonight."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your smile, and I think it's the happiest place on earth."

"Do you believe in love at first joke? Or should I make you laugh again to become your boyfriend?"

"Your beauty outshines the stars, how about we make our own constellation? So, will you be my girlfriend?"

"Babe, forget about him sniffing in the wrong places, I'm here to keep you laughing and smiling in all the right spaces."

"You're so stunning, even my girlfriend thinks we make a great pair of limited edition fashion icons!"

"As a token for being my world's end sweetheart, you'll be the masterpiece of my life's art."

"No girlfriend, just a hopeless romantic searching for a woman with your level of charm."

"Is your love for Rubix cubes as intense as my feelings for you? Because I'm struggling to solve this puzzle."

A whale ate my girlfriend, will you be mine?

"Is your name Google? Because my girlfriend always finds what she's looking for in you."

"Your beauty is intoxicating; let's get lost in our own world of passionate love tonight."

"Babe, your lips look so irresistible, mind if I make them a little more unforgettable?"