Top 50 Girlfriend Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Girlfriend chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. A shark just ate my girlfriend.

   Will you be my new one?

2. Do I know you?

   Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend <3

3. Do I know you?

   Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

4. Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?

5. Hey, can I borrow your Hearing Aid? My last girlfriend disappeared without returning mine!

6. My dream role is to be your girlfriend.

7. My girlfriend is like a pizza, I wish I had one.

8. Will you be my Composite Girlfriend?

9. Works 99%, cuts through Bs.

   Would you like to be my girlfriend?

10. This one will get you a girlfriend

    If I had a pennie for everytime you enter my mind I'd have one pennie.
    
    because you never leave

Funny girlfriend pickup lines

Now she's our Girlfriend
Roses are red
So is the state
Let us be comrades
Because you are great

You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.

What kind of fabric do you think you are made of?

I think it's girlfriend material...

One day I'll look back at all of my crowning memories...

I'll think of the day I got a girlfriend, the day I kissed, and the day I met you.

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\- Day 98

I lost my future girlfriend's phone number

I think you might have it

Like my shirt? You prolly think im gonna say it's made of girlfriend material, but...
In truth, im not sure what my shirt is made out of, but i do know that im 100% cott-on you

Me to my accountant girlfriend

"Without you, there's a big GAAP in my life"

I just made this one up to use on my girlfriend.

She is a chemistry major. "Damn girl, are you a meniscus? Cause I sure like looking at your bottom."

You have a boyfriend? That’s ok. My girlfriend and I are into credit-swapping

You look like my third girlfriend

And she's like, how many girlfriends have you had?

"Two"

You must be the Galapos

Because you have phenomenal boobies.
(This pickup line is approved by my girlfriend)

I can’t find a costume for Halloween. Can I just go as your girlfriend?

Hey can I ask a favor?

Can you pretend to be my girlfriend for just like... a few months? Years maybe?

He thinks he just broke up with his imaginary girlfriend.

Hey baby, are you a Warp Pipe?

'Cause when I slide into you, you take me to another world!

(Said it to the girlfriend and she lost it, told me to post)

Hey girl ? Do I know you ?

Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend

I hope you're gay because you're an LGB CUTIE.

Used this to pick up my girlfriend boys

You look like my ex girlfriend

*unzips pants*

I've always viewed you as a practice girlfriend...

Do you want to get real and play in the game?

Are you a cat or a dog person?

You better say dogs, because the only thing I do to pussies is murder them

My girlfriend came up with this one. Not sure if it belongs here or r/darkjokes

Hi, I can't seem to find my Girlfriend around have you seen?

This is what she looks like... \*Hand her your phone with the selfie camera open\*

Want an ugly girlfriend?

No? Good thing I’m here;)

Hey girl are you a toaster?

Because I want to put my dick in you. (Not a great pickup line but my girlfriend liked it)