Top 50 Girlfriend Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Girlfriend pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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A shark just ate my girlfriend.
Will you be my new one?
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Do I know you?
Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend <3
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Do I know you?
Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
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Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?
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Hey, can I borrow your Hearing Aid? My last girlfriend disappeared without returning mine!
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Hey girl, can you be my girlfriend this holiday?
I don’t want snow to be the only thing I’m plowing all month long
Edit: forgot the word “want” -
My dream role is to be your girlfriend.
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My girlfriend is like a pizza, I wish I had one.
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Will you be my Composite Girlfriend?
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Works 99%, cuts through Bs.
Would you like to be my girlfriend?

Funny girlfriend pickup lines
This one will get you a girlfriend
If I had a pennie for everytime you enter my mind I'd have one pennie.
because you never leave
Now she's our Girlfriend
Roses are red
So is the state
Let us be comrades
Because you are great
You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
You know who you could be for Halloween?
My girlfriend.

What kind of fabric do you think you are made of?
I think it's girlfriend material...
Hey I am looking for my girlfriend...
... and I think you could fill the opening.
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number
I think you might have it
Hey, whats your birthday?
Her : oh its Aug 15th.
Me: oh that's funny. Thats the same birthday as my next girlfriend!
Like my shirt? You prolly think im gonna say it's made of girlfriend material, but...
In truth, im not sure what my shirt is made out of, but i do know that im 100% cott-on you
Me to my accountant girlfriend
"Without you, there's a big GAAP in my life"
I just made this one up to use on my girlfriend.
She is a chemistry major. "Damn girl, are you a meniscus? Cause I sure like looking at your bottom."
*Walks up to female*
You’re my girlfriend.

You look like my third girlfriend
And she's like, how many girlfriends have you had?
"Two"
You must be the Galapos
Because you have phenomenal boobies.
(This pickup line is approved by my girlfriend)
Hey, do you mind if I interview you for a girlfriend position?
I can’t find a costume for Halloween. Can I just go as your girlfriend?
Damn, Girl, are you a candle?
Because you smell amazing.
~~^(Just like my last girlfriend. I miss you, Brianna.)~~
Hey can I ask a favor?
Can you pretend to be my girlfriend for just like... a few months? Years maybe?
He thinks he just broke up with his imaginary girlfriend.
Hey baby, are you a Warp Pipe?
'Cause when I slide into you, you take me to another world!
(Said it to the girlfriend and she lost it, told me to post)
I hope you're gay because you're an LGB CUTIE.
Used this to pick up my girlfriend boys
Hey girl ? Do I know you ?
Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend
You look like my ex girlfriend
*unzips pants*