Top 50 Girlfriend Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Girlfriend pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. A shark just ate my girlfriend.

   Will you be my new one?

2. Do I know you?

   Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend <3

3. Do I know you?

   Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

4. Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?

5. Hey, can I borrow your Hearing Aid? My last girlfriend disappeared without returning mine!

6. Hey girl, can you be my girlfriend this holiday?

   I don’t want snow to be the only thing I’m plowing all month long
   
   Edit: forgot the word “want”

7. My dream role is to be your girlfriend.

8. My girlfriend is like a pizza, I wish I had one.

9. Will you be my Composite Girlfriend?

10. Works 99%, cuts through Bs.

    Would you like to be my girlfriend?

Funny girlfriend pickup lines

This one will get you a girlfriend
If I had a pennie for everytime you enter my mind I'd have one pennie.

because you never leave

Now she's our Girlfriend

Roses are red
So is the state
Let us be comrades
Because you are great

You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.

You know who you could be for Halloween?

My girlfriend.

One day I'll look back at all of my crowning memories...

I'll think of the day I got a girlfriend, the day I kissed, and the day I met you.

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\- Day 98

Hey I am looking for my girlfriend...
... and I think you could fill the opening.

Hey, whats your birthday?

Her : oh its Aug 15th.
Me: oh that's funny. Thats the same birthday as my next girlfriend!

I lost my future girlfriend's phone number

I think you might have it

A girlfriend is like a good carpenter

No wood gets wasted

Like my shirt? You prolly think im gonna say it's made of girlfriend material, but...

In truth, im not sure what my shirt is made out of, but i do know that im 100% cott-on you

Me to my accountant girlfriend

"Without you, there's a big GAAP in my life"

I just made this one up to use on my girlfriend.

She is a chemistry major. "Damn girl, are you a meniscus? Cause I sure like looking at your bottom."

You have a boyfriend? That’s ok. My girlfriend and I are into credit-swapping

You look like my third girlfriend

And she's like, how many girlfriends have you had?

"Two"

You must be the Galapos

Because you have phenomenal boobies.
(This pickup line is approved by my girlfriend)

Hey, do you mind if I interview you for a girlfriend position?

I can’t find a costume for Halloween. Can I just go as your girlfriend?

Damn, Girl, are you a candle?

Because you smell amazing.


~~^(Just like my last girlfriend. I miss you, Brianna.)~~

Hey can I ask a favor?

Can you pretend to be my girlfriend for just like... a few months? Years maybe?

He thinks he just broke up with his imaginary girlfriend.

Hey baby, are you a Warp Pipe?

'Cause when I slide into you, you take me to another world!

(Said it to the girlfriend and she lost it, told me to post)

I hope you're gay because you're an LGB CUTIE.

Used this to pick up my girlfriend boys

What's your name?

Oh, what a coincidence. That's the name of my future girlfriend.