My dream role is to be your girlfriend.

Maybe is just a coincidence, but you look much like my next girlfriend!

You look like my fourth girlfriend.

"How many girlfriends have you had?"

Three.

My girlfriend is like a pizza, I wish I had one.

Works 99%, cuts through Bs.

Would you like to be my girlfriend?

What do you call a lacrosse player who just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless.

Now she's our Girlfriend

Roses are red
So is the state
Let us be comrades
Because you are great

You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.

Break up with your girlfriend like she’s polio, because she is 99.9% history.

You look familiar, because you look just like my next girlfriend!

Here's a picture of my girlfriend. *holds up a mirror*.

If you are a surfer and you just broke up with your girlfriend. You can be called homeless.

You look familiar comeback: Like your dead girlfriend?

You know who you could be for Halloween?

My girlfriend.

What kind of fabric do you think you are made of?

I think it's girlfriend material...

One day I'll look back at all of my crowning memories...

I'll think of the day I got a girlfriend, the day I kissed, and the day I met you.

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\- Day 98

Hey I am looking for my girlfriend...

... and I think you could fill the opening.

Your hair looks so good it must be fake. Is it made out of girlfriend material?

"Is your hoodie made of girlfriend material? Because it definitely caught my attention."

"Your body is a masterpiece, and tonight, I want to explore every inch of it with my touch."

"Are you a melody in the concert of my life? Because your classmate seems to be hitting all the wrong notes."

"Your smile lights up my world. Do you think it could brighten every day as my girlfriend?"

"Our love is like a long drive, doesn't matter the distance, I'd always take the scenic route to your heart."

"Your name is Praise but I'm the one thanking God for you. How about turning my admiration into a relationship?"

Haha, I love the idea of carrying you around like a queen and having you on my lap whenever you want. Can't wait to spoil you even more! 😉

"Is it hot in here or is it just you setting my screen on fire with that gorgeous pic?"

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection even stronger than my girlfriend's password!"

"Annah, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together—always ready to make you smile."

"Do you have a map? My girlfriend's great, but I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"Are you a magician? Because every time you’re mad, I disappear... into a world of snacks to bribe you back!"

"I admit, I was a lousy writer, Kaylee. But can I rewrite our story?"

"Well, Olivia, I traded in the joystick for a steering wheel, hoping to navigate my way back to you."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I’ve been searching for… except the ability to complete my laundry!"

"Well, I've been shopping around and you're definitely on clearance in the girlfriend section of my heart."

Haha, well, I guess you'd have to compete with all his followers for Jesus' affection! Good luck with that! 😄

"Darling, he may have a nose for trouble, but I've got eyes only for your heart's beautiful melody."

"Darling, I saw that classmate get a whiff of you at the concert, but for me, just your smile is intoxicating."

"Is your saree made of girlfriend material? Because we seem like a perfect match!"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. Will you be my spellbinding girlfriend?"

"My mom never lets me date, but for you, she'd definitely make an exception."

"Is your dress made of sunshine? Because you've just lit up my world with that stunning yellow glow."

"Babe, if he thinks sniffing is impressive, wait till he sees how I treasure you every day."

"Ellie Golden, with a name so enchanting, a simple DM from you would be truly panting."

"Well, looks like someone's pretty confident! Let's see if you can keep up that charm as we continue chatting."

"Ayumi, everyone has a past, even you. Let's focus on creating new memories, rather than dwelling on old ones."

That’s wild! Just shows how amazing you are—some people can’t handle a gem like you shining so bright! ✨

"Becoming your boyfriend was my life's greatest achievement, but surpassing that would be making you my wife."

"Hey, ever wondered how tall a cowboy can be? Just stack the buckets I stole from Kate's kitchen!"

"Are you a concert ticket? Because that guy got a noseful, but I've got the exclusive backstage pass."

"Your lips look so irresistible, may I explore their sweetness before we lose ourselves in passion?"

"Hey beautiful, even when you're mad, your eyes shine brighter than stars—let me make you smile again."

"No concert or classmate can compete when your beauty's the main event in my life's symphony!"

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've been fine all day... and I'm broke."

"Be my girl until the world's end, and I promise you, hearts we'll forever mend."

"Kaylee, we're like a classic novel--we had a rough chapter, but isn't the redemption part always the best?"

As your vampire boyfriend, it would be my pleasure to carry you and have you sit on my lap whenever you wish. I can't resist you.

"You may be my girlfriend already, but how about we pretend I'm still trying to win your heart?"

"Insha, if you were a swim stroke, you'd be the perfect splash that makes my heart race like never before."

"You're so stunning, even my girlfriend thinks we make a great pair of limited edition fashion icons!"

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber. Just like my girlfriend, but she's taken!

"If birthdays were hugs, I'd give you a million today. Happy birthday, beautiful."

"Your lips look so lonely, they should meet mine and explore the world of passion together."

"Babe, forget about him sniffing in the wrong places, I'm here to keep you laughing and smiling in all the right spaces."

"Your beauty outshines the stars, how about we make our own constellation? So, will you be my girlfriend?"

Hey, whats your birthday?

Her : oh its Aug 15th.
Me: oh that's funny. Thats the same birthday as my next girlfriend!

"Are you a cheese factory? Because every time I see you, I turn into a walking cheeseball of love."

"Are you a wifi signal? Because my heart connects to you faster than my phone connects to public networks."

"Do you believe in love at first joke? Or should I make you laugh again to become your boyfriend?"

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by with my dirty laundry again?

"Your beauty could ignite a universe, let's set our world ablaze tonight."

If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you. You're the purr-fect match.

"As a token for being my world's end sweetheart, you'll be the masterpiece of my life's art."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your smile, and I think it's the happiest place on earth."

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes, just like how I lose my girlfriend!

Your kisses are like magic, casting a spell on me every time we're together.

Did it hurt when you fell from the birthday cake? Because you're a perfect slice of sweetness!

"Just like a sunflower follows the sun, I can't help but turn my attention to your radiant beauty."

"Babe, your lips look so irresistible, mind if I make them a little more unforgettable?"

"Is your love for Rubix cubes as intense as my feelings for you? Because I'm struggling to solve this puzzle."

"Girlfriends in my past? Maybe, but they were just rough drafts. You, babe, are the masterpiece I've been waiting for."

"Is your name Google? Because my girlfriend always finds what she's looking for in you."

"No girlfriend, just a hopeless romantic searching for a woman with your level of charm."

"Just like a diamond, you're rare, beautiful, and every time I look at you, I feel the richest man alive."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, everyone else disappears, and all I see is my future girlfriend."

"Your name is Praise, but it's me who's blessed. Fancy being the answer to my prayers and becoming my girlfriend?"

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes during Algebra class."

"Are you a magician? Because every time you’re mad, I can’t help but fall under your spell even more."

"Are you a magician? Because every time you’re angry, I feel my heart disappear—let me make it reappear with a smile."

"Anna, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together to make everything right again."

"Couldn't stay away from the game, Olivia. The difference is, now I'm playing for keeps."

A whale ate my girlfriend, will you be mine?

"He may have tried to smell the concert in you, but I live for the enchanting rhythm of your heartbeat."

If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard. You're my winter wonderland, baby.

"Excuse me, but can you spare a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes and finding myself in your laughter."

Are you made of cake? Because you're sweet, irresistible, and I can't get enough of you on your birthday!

"If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber, Insha! Let’s grow together!"

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, just like my girlfriend.

"Seeing your picture on my feed made my day brighter. Can't wait to see that beautiful smile in person."

"Hey Kate, my height may be short, but when I wear this bucket, I'm the tallest city cowboy in your heart."

"Are you a Hello Kitty collector? Because I can't help but add you to my list of heart-throbbing treasures."

"Is that dress made of love? Because it fits you better than any wedding cake topping."

"Have I ever had a girlfriend? Darling, why have a history lesson when we can create beautiful chemistry together?"

"Babe, you're my favorite flavor of ice cream; sweet, irresistible and I just can't get enough of you."

"Well Ayumi, it's always a pleasure to meet an ex's girlfriend. Welcome aboard this rollercoaster ride called life."

"If love was a match, I’d never let you drop; together, we’d always score the winning point."

"Every time I see you, I go bananas - just like how you do over your favorite fruit, darling."

"Ellie Golden, your name has me sold on. Send a DM, let's start this hold on; unknown yet craving your bold passion."

"You're the grand prize in life's splendid blend, my love for you, dear, till the world's end."

"Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for: you, my sweetheart."

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, will you be my girlfriend?

"Ellie, your name's golden, but does it shine as bright as your eyes? Let's DM, add a sparkle to my life."

"Darling, your scent must be a hit song, because even in a concert, it's stealing the show!"

Your smile shines brighter than all the candles on your birthday cake. Happy birthday, gorgeous!

"Hey Anna, I may have stumbled, but my heart's always on your side. Let's turn this moment into a memory."

"You're so stunning, my girlfriend might get jealous. Can I take you out and test that theory?"

"Hey Ellie, you're golden, your beauty's unspoken. How about we DM, and let our hearts be woken?"

"You're like a classic play, every time we're apart, I can't help but yearn for a repeat performance."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears... just like my ex-girlfriend!"

"Is your name WiFi? Because I'm feeling a strong connection that even my new girlfriend couldn't disconnect."

"Hey Ellie, if you're the 'Golden' standard, then I must be an adventurer, because I can't stop looking for my treasure."

"In a world full of temporary things, you're my permanent feeling, can I keep exploring you forever?"

"Mom told me I couldn't have a girlfriend, but then she hasn't met someone as amazing as you."

Are you made of sugar? Because you're the sweetest thing on your special day!

"Are you a part of my new girlfriend's starter kit? Cause you've got everything I didn't know I was missing."

"Babe, if my new girlfriend were a novel, you'd be the plot twist that keeps me hooked."

"Fancy meeting you here, Olivia. I guess even fate thinks we're too explosive to be apart."

"Did you just light up the concert? Because that guy couldn't resist your irresistible glow."

Is your birthday cake as sweet as you? Because I can't resist a slice of both.

Wow, jumping straight to the good stuff! Let’s take it one fun adventure at a time—what’s your idea of a perfect first date? 😊

"Are you my future girlfriend? Because I can't help but imagine our love story is written in the stars."

Haha, imagine if Jesus actually had a girlfriend. I wonder what their first date would be like - turning water into wine? 🍷