Top 50 girlfriend Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of Girlfriend chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.
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Damn girl, are you a blender?
Because I want to put a baby in you.
(This was my go-to Tinder pickup line for 2 years, and I used it on my current girlfriend. We've been together for a year and a half now.) -
A shark just ate my girlfriend.
Will you be my new one?
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Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
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Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?
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Hey, can I borrow your Hearing Aid? My last girlfriend disappeared without returning mine!
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My dream role is to be your girlfriend.
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My girlfriend is like a pizza, I wish I had one.
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Will you be my Composite Girlfriend?
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Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.
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Now she's our Girlfriend
Roses are red
So is the state
Let us be comrades
Because you are great
Latest girlfriend chat up lines
You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
One day I'll look back at all of my crowning memories...
I'll think of the day I got a girlfriend, the day I kissed, and the day I met you.
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\- Day 98
What kind of fabric do you think you are made of?
I think it's girlfriend material...
Hey I am looking for my girlfriend...
... and I think you could fill the opening.
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number
I think you might have it
Like my shirt? You prolly think im gonna say it's made of girlfriend material, but...
In truth, im not sure what my shirt is made out of, but i do know that im 100% cott-on you
I just made this one up to use on my girlfriend.
She is a chemistry major. "Damn girl, are you a meniscus? Cause I sure like looking at your bottom."
You have a boyfriend? That’s ok. My girlfriend and I are into credit-swapping
You must be the Galapos
Because you have phenomenal boobies.
(This pickup line is approved by my girlfriend)
You look like my third girlfriend
And she's like, how many girlfriends have you had?
"Two"
I can’t find a costume for Halloween. Can I just go as your girlfriend?
How to ask out a girl (She will say yes)
Add her on minecraft and then ask her to be your minecraft girlfriend always works.
Language Barriers
Smoothest pickup line I have ever done - and it worked!
First off, learn which language is the person's first language (makes it easier) and learn phrases from them. Be friendly, then you ask, "How do you say in (Insert Language here) would you like to go on a date this saturday if you are free". It worked for me and now I have a girlfriend, good luck guys (and girls) :)
He thinks he just broke up with his imaginary girlfriend.
Hey baby, are you a Warp Pipe?
'Cause when I slide into you, you take me to another world!
(Said it to the girlfriend and she lost it, told me to post)
Hey girl ? Do I know you ?
Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend
I hope you're gay because you're an LGB CUTIE.
Used this to pick up my girlfriend boys
You look like my ex girlfriend
*unzips pants*
Are you a cat or a dog person?
You better say dogs, because the only thing I do to pussies is murder them
My girlfriend came up with this one. Not sure if it belongs here or r/darkjokes
I've always viewed you as a practice girlfriend...
Do you want to get real and play in the game?
Hi, I can't seem to find my Girlfriend around have you seen?
This is what she looks like... \*Hand her your phone with the selfie camera open\*
Want an ugly girlfriend?
No? Good thing I’m here;)
Hey girl are you a toaster?
Because I want to put my dick in you. (Not a great pickup line but my girlfriend liked it)
Hey girl you want to know what this shirt is made out of?
Girlfriend material.
I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend. from "Hitch"