I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, but...

I'd like to get to know U better

My friend just got eaten by a shark. Will you be my new one?

I have one Irish friend. Other than that...kiss me.

Do you want to touch me so my friends can say that an angel has touched me?

Would you and your friend like to get some team roping?

Will you hold my hand?

I wanna tell all my friends i’ve been touched by an angel

Can you touch me ...so I can tell my friends I havs been touched by an angel.

Do you want to be friends with co-benifits?

You can tell your friends that you've been on top of Lil Trump Tower...

Do you like to dance?

Cool, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

Are you an Air bender? Because you and your friends all look pretty dead to me.

I've got a few friends at the IRS. Got any enemies?

Speak, friend, and enter... your number in my phone.

Bring your imaginary friend.

Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.

It's as if Gaia made you just for me and my friend...

Can you help me bury my friend? He's really long and stiff.

I saw you and was so stunned, my friend asked "Dude, Guatemala with you?"

I would give anything if you were two people, so I could call up the one who is my friend and tell her about the one I like so much.

Maybe we could be more than eco-friendly.

Your T-shirt looks like a friend of mine's. Did you steal it from her?

Hey baby... 1+1=3, so is your friend free tonight too?

Asking for permission to enter friendly lines. Permission granted?

Girl you're like a pizza. I want like 3 more of you and we'll share you around my friends.

You are a great friend...

Any chance you come with benifits?

I used to say to girls- my 5 best friends are who where when why and what and how

Can I take picture with you ?

I just wanna prove to my friends that angels do exist

Are you a really hard homework? Because I would rather do you myself rather than copy my friend's answers.

Surfboards are season-friendly. They last longer than you can imagine.

Does your job offer medical and dental?

I'm looking for a friend with benefits and I thought you might be the one.

Do you know mechanics make great friends with benefits? Because we screw, nut, and bolt.

My friends call me Justin...

But you can call me tonight.

I am a mobile-friendly website, you can use me anywhere any time.

F is for friends who do stuff together!

Girl, are you the NSA?

Because I wouldn't mind if you shared my n**... among your friends.

Are you my best friend?

Because I really like you a lot and I don't know how to tell you and Everytime I try to flirt with you you just brush it off laugh and tell me I'm so s**... when all I wanna do is cradle you in my arms as we travel to different places and eventually settle down and build a family together cause I wanna show you off to my family and you keep talking to all these boys that mistreat you.

Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, in your bed.

My friends call me mike...

My friends call me mike. You can call me tonight. ;)

Do you think we will be friends forever?

My friends over there want your number

So they’ll know where I be in the morning.

Tell your friend I'm afraid I've got some bad news. There's only one of me to go around.

Say hollow to my little friend!

I took great cleave, so feel free to bring a friend. 😉

Girl, are you looking for a Shopify theme? I am always responsive and mobile friendly. You can do me and access me anytime.

Friendship is magic. Would you be my magical friend with benefits?

Michael: I’ll say this to you, my friend, with all the love in my heart and all the wisdom of the universe. Take it s**....

A little sugar for the sweetest friend a person could ask for.

A shark ate my only friend...will you be my new one?

Do you have X-ray vision?

I'd say I just wanna be friends but I know you'd see right through me.

Can you grab my face

So I can tell my friends I have been touched by an Angel ?

Call me Scarface

Cuz tonight you're gonna say hello to my lil' friend

My friends call me Sugar Lips — wanna find out why?

Do you like to dance?

Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

I don't have friends

I don't have friends,
I only have family,
So please marry me

Did you know I was a monopoly board? Because you and your friends could land on me all night long?

I don't have friends. I got family.

If you were a pony, I would rather ride you than to be friend with you.

"Il tuo sorriso è come una poesia in spagnolo, posso esplorarlo stasera?"
Translation: Your smile is like a poem in Spanish, can I explore it tonight?

"Eres mi amigo, pero cuando te miro, veo más que eso. ¿Puedo tener el mapa a tu corazón, guapo?"

"Sei la mia pizza preferita, senza di te, tutto sembra insipido."
(You are my favorite pizza, without you, everything seems tasteless.)

"Xiao, you're a melody in this noisy crowd, your beauty sings to me, soft and loud."

"Well, in that case, let's be enemies. That should keep things interesting!"

"Let's disregard my friend's impression, and allow me to captivate you with my genuine interest and respect."

"Are we friends, or a package deal? Because with you, I get beauty, charm, and a potential benefit."

"You know, as a friend, I've always found your laughter to be my favorite sound."

"You know, we've been friends for a while, but your smile still makes my heart skip a beat."

"Is it wrong that I can't stop thinking about how stunning my friend looks every time I see you?"