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Top 50 Family Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Family pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a thermonuclear bomb

    ~~Because I want you to meet my family~~

  2. Line: I'm sorry, but do I know you from somewhere? You look so familiar.
    You: Yeah, I met you at the family reunion last summer.

  3. I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?

  4. How important is having a big family too you?

  5. I know the Holy Family has set the bar pretty high, but I am willing to strive for that kind of Holiness in a family if you are?

  6. I like you, you like me.

    Let's get together and not make a family.

  7. Hi, my wife says we need you to be a celestial family.

  8. Are you Vin Diesel, because i would love to meet your family

  9. Your Personality is horrendous but our Family's political alliance is for the good of the kingdom.

  10. Are we related? Cause my pappy done told me to keep it in the family!

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Are you my best friend?

Because I really like you a lot and I don't know how to tell you and Everytime I try to flirt with you you just brush it off laugh and tell me I'm so stupid when all I wanna do is cradle you in my arms as we travel to different places and eventually settle down and build a family together cause I wanna show you off to my family and you keep talking to all these boys that mistreat you.

You're like family to me...

How does moving to Alabama sound?

I don't have friends

I don't have friends,
I only have family,
So please marry me

Are pants usually given as family heirlooms?

Because I want to pass down your jeans.

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Are you a house..

Cause I want to make a family in you

Hey baby are you a Carpenter?
You look someone I could build a family with.

If you are hungry, I can order family pizza.

Wecan work on that “family” part later on

Hey baby, are you a member of the Romanov family?

Because there's an uprising in my lower class.

Are you the Romanov family in 1917 Russia?

Because I feel an uprising in my lower class

Just thought this one up.

Your pants are like your family portraits I'm not in them yet but I would like to be.

Hey there baby...

I could have your whole family deported. (As used by Bill Clinton)

Are you an adorable South American member of the Raccoon family? 🤔

Because you're such a Cutiemundi.

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Hey girl are you a carpenter?

Because I can imagine building a family with you

Does algebra run in your family?

Cause I can't think of any other explanation for those beautiful curves.

I had your sister last year, she sucked. Wanna defend your family honor?

As of now, my mother doesn't have a Facebook account so, if we were to take this thing to the next level, you wouldn't have to worry about rejecting her inappropriate Family Request.

Is your family Jewish?

Because your mom is Israeli hot

How many family members do you have?

Would you like to have more?

A few names

Hey guys I know a family that has 9 girls and all and all are named from the bible. I already posted one of their names (Liberty) and wanted to know what you guys think of the rest so in order of oldest to youngest with ages.

Victory - 18
Patience - 16
Liberty - 15
Tempest - 13
Pettra - 12
Evangelina - 10
Jubilee - 9
Harvest - 5
Promise - 2

Hey girl we should make a family together

Just like mom and dad did

Fasting with family is the best.

Wanna join me to make a new family?

Paris

You:Have u been to paris b4?
Bae:No
You:Nvm, we will bring our family to Paris in the future

Hey, are you getting a job, a nice house and a family?

Cause you're my life, girllll