Top 50 Family Pick Up lines

Do you want to pick up girls or guys at family gatherings such as Thanksgiving or Christmas? Use these funny and flirty pick up lines for family members. These pick up lines feature common relatives such as mom, dad, brother, sister, and more. Try these out at family gatherings to help you start the conversation with that cute guy or girl.

Your father must have been the greatest thief in history.

He stole all the stars in the sky, and put them in your eyes.

And heh, I guess it runs in the family. 'Cause you stole my heart.
Are you a thermonuclear bomb

~~Because I want you to meet my family~~
Girl, is your family royalty, because you are causing an uprising in my lower class.
Line: I'm sorry, but do I know you from somewhere? You look so familiar.
You: Yeah, I met you at the family reunion last summer.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
How important is having a big family too you?

Working short family pickup lines to impress a girl

I know the Holy Family has set the bar pretty high, but I am willing to strive for that kind of Holiness in a family if you are?

I like you, you like me.

Let's get together and not make a family.

Hi, my wife says we need you to be a celestial family.

Does your family own a bakery?

You're such a cutie pie!

Your Personality is horrendous but our Family's political alliance is for the good of the kingdom.

My family was wiped out by the demons. Wanna help me make a new one?

Are we related? Cause my pappy done told me to keep it in the family!

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Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.

Girl, are you looking for a cell phone plan? Because my family plan got a new line for you.

Cypher: I must survive to protect my family. I can't lose them. I can't feel that pain again.

Are you my best friend?

Because I really like you a lot and I don't know how to tell you and Everytime I try to flirt with you you just brush it off laugh and tell me I'm so s**... when all I wanna do is cradle you in my arms as we travel to different places and eventually settle down and build a family together cause I wanna show you off to my family and you keep talking to all these boys that mistreat you.

You're like family to me...

How does moving to Alabama sound?

Do you want to have a successful lineage with me and we can make a big happy family.

I don't have friends. I got family.

family Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

Do you like raisin

How about raisin a family with me

Are pants usually given as family heirlooms?

Because I want to pass down your jeans.

Do you like gardening?

I think we should start a family tree

Hey baby are you a Carpenter?

You look someone I could build a family with.

Are you a house..
Cause I want to make a family in you

Do you mind taking a picture together

Cause I gotta show my family what my future girlfriend looks like

If you are hungry, I can order family pizza.

Wecan work on that “family” part later on

Hey baby, are you a member of the Romanov family?

Because there's an uprising in my lower class.

Are you the Romanov family in 1917 Russia?

Because I feel an uprising in my lower class

Damn girl are you a family of 4 in Albuquerque New Mexico

Because I want to eat your flesh and bury the remains in an unmarked location

Are you my appendix? cause according to my family history i’m gonna have to take you out at some point…

Just thought this one up.

Your pants are like your family portraits I'm not in them yet but I would like to be.

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Hey there baby...

I could have your whole family deported. (As used by Bill Clinton)

Are you an adorable South American member of the Raccoon family? 🤔

Because you're such a Cutiemundi.

Hey girl, are you an orphan because we can make a family together.

Does algebra run in your family?

Cause I can't think of any other explanation for those beautiful curves.

Does your family own the local bakery?

Cause I can see you've got the best cake in town

Hey girl are you a carpenter?
Because I can imagine building a family with you

I had your sister last year, she s**.... Wanna defend your family honor?

As of now, my mother doesn't have a Facebook account so, if we were to take this thing to the next level, you wouldn't have to worry about rejecting her inappropriate Family Request.

Is your family Jewish?

Because your mom is Israeli hot

How many family members do you have?

Would you like to have more?

A few names

Hey guys I know a family that has 9 girls and all and all are named from the bible. I already posted one of their names (Liberty) and wanted to know what you guys think of the rest so in order of oldest to youngest with ages.

Victory - 18
Patience - 16
Liberty - 15
Tempest - 13
Pettra - 12
Evangelina - 10
Jubilee - 9
Harvest - 5
Promise - 2

Hey girl we should make a family together

Just like mom and dad did

Hey girl, you look so good I'd marry your brother just to get in your family.

Paris

You:Have u been to paris b4?
Bae:No
You:Nvm, we will bring our family to Paris in the future

Hey, are you getting a job, a nice house and a family?

Cause you're my life, girllll

Hey girl you look so good

I'd marry your brother just to get in your family.

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