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Top 50 Family Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Family pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Family conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Your father must have been the greatest thief in history.

    He stole all the stars in the sky, and put them in your eyes.


    And heh, I guess it runs in the family. 'Cause you stole my heart.

  2. Are you a thermonuclear bomb

    ~~Because I want you to meet my family~~

  3. Girl, is your family royalty, because you are causing an uprising in my lower class.

  4. Line: I'm sorry, but do I know you from somewhere? You look so familiar.
    You: Yeah, I met you at the family reunion last summer.

  5. I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?

  6. How important is having a big family too you?

  7. I know the Holy Family has set the bar pretty high, but I am willing to strive for that kind of Holiness in a family if you are?

  8. I like you, you like me.

    Let's get together and not make a family.

  9. Hi, my wife says we need you to be a celestial family.

  10. Are you Vin Diesel, because i would love to meet your family

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Your Personality is horrendous but our Family's political alliance is for the good of the kingdom.

Are we related? Cause my pappy done told me to keep it in the family!

Are you my best friend?

Because I really like you a lot and I don't know how to tell you and Everytime I try to flirt with you you just brush it off laugh and tell me I'm so stupid when all I wanna do is cradle you in my arms as we travel to different places and eventually settle down and build a family together cause I wanna show you off to my family and you keep talking to all these boys that mistreat you.

You're like family to me...

How does moving to Alabama sound?

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Do you like raisin

How about raisin a family with me

Are pants usually given as family heirlooms?
Because I want to pass down your jeans.

Do you like gardening?

I think we should start a family tree

Are you a house..

Cause I want to make a family in you

Hey baby are you a Carpenter?

You look someone I could build a family with.

Do you mind taking a picture together

Cause I gotta show my family what my future girlfriend looks like

If you are hungry, I can order family pizza.

Wecan work on that “family” part later on

Hey baby, are you a member of the Romanov family?

Because there's an uprising in my lower class.

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Damn girl are you a family of 4 in Albuquerque New Mexico

Because I want to eat your flesh and bury the remains in an unmarked location

Are you my appendix? cause according to my family history i’m gonna have to take you out at some point…

Just thought this one up.

Your pants are like your family portraits I'm not in them yet but I would like to be.

Hey there baby...

I could have your whole family deported. (As used by Bill Clinton)

Are you an adorable South American member of the Raccoon family? 🤔

Because you're such a Cutiemundi.

Does your family own the local bakery?

Cause I can see you've got the best cake in town

Hey girl are you a carpenter?

Because I can imagine building a family with you

Does algebra run in your family?

Cause I can't think of any other explanation for those beautiful curves.

I had your sister last year, she sucked. Wanna defend your family honor?

As of now, my mother doesn't have a Facebook account so, if we were to take this thing to the next level, you wouldn't have to worry about rejecting her inappropriate Family Request.

Is your family Jewish?

Because your mom is Israeli hot