Top 50 House Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth House chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Are you my big toe?

   Because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house!

2. Damn girl you are fire

   Cuz I never want you in my house

3. Grass is green, you’re as hot as the nether

   Let’s build a house, and put our beds together

4. You took those yoga pants for sale?

   Because in my house there are 100% discount.

5. There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.

6. Hey Baby, how about you and me go back to my house so I can break out my calc book and study those curves.

7. Let's be communists together.

   I want to turn "my house" into "our house."

8. I'm a explorer, can I explore your haunted house?

9. Cyber Monday sale. My house. You and I. All clothes will be 100% off.

10. Let's go shopping. Clothes are 100% off at my house.

Funny house pickup lines

I hear this house is haunted baby … we better stick together.

Hey baby, why don't you come over to my house for a little turkey and undressing?

Are you from the pancake house? Cuz I just wanna stack on top of you.

You better bring a diamond pickaxe to my house. Cause there's obsidian in my pants.

What's a ghoul like you doing in a haunted house like this?

Your haunted house or mine?

If you were Spongebob, I would be your Pinapple House. Because I knew one thing you can't live without.

What to come to my house and play telephone? I got the string, you got the cans.

Hey baby, are you looking for affordable housing? Cuz I've got an opening on Boner Street!

Sounds the War of 1812 ? I’ll light your White House on fire...

Are you a haunted house, because I'm going to cry when I cum inside you.

I have tried it multiple times, and it hasn't worked once.

Am I on an episode of 'Fix This House'? Because I’ve never seen hardwood like that in real life.

Come home with me tonight and I'm sure you'll leave my house in a body bag.

The housing market goes up and down. My love for you rises forever.

You’re like my pinky toe

Cause I’m gonna bang on every piece of furniture in my house

I hear this house is haunted, we’d better stick together.

Yo name must be Maxwell House cause baby yo ass is good til the last drop.

Hey , my parents are out of town . This means that we have the haunted house all to ourselves.

I can be your house elf. I’ll do anything you desire and I don’t even need any clothes.

Hey, I think you're really neato. Wanna come to my house for a little one-on-one World of Warcraft?

Want to play War of 1812? I'll light your White House on fire.

My kids are all grown up. We can have the house to ourselves, until I fall asleep around 7, 7:30 pm.

Hey, you wanna go grab a protein shake back at my house?

You remind me of my little toe...

When I get you home, I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.

Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you all night long.