Grass is green, you’re as hot as the nether

Let’s build a house, and put our beds together

I wish you were my pinky toe

So I could kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house

You took those yoga pants for sale?

Because in my house there are 100% discount.

There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.

Let's be communists together.

I want to turn "my house" into "our house."

Cyber Monday sale. My house. You and I. All clothes will be 100% off.

Let's go shopping. Clothes are 100% off at my house.

I hear this house is haunted baby … we better stick together.

Are you from the pancake house? Cuz I just wanna stack on top of you.

Girl, I'm like one of those candles in your room

I smell good, and if you don't blow me before you go to sleep I might burn your house down.

Do you buy your pants on sale?

Because at my house they would be 100% off.

What's a ghoul like you doing in a haunted house like this?

You are like amazon package

I want you at my house in the next 24h

I hope no one posted diz yet

Your haunted house or mine?

If you were Spongebob, I would be your Pinapple House. Because I knew one thing you can't live without.

What to come to my house and play telephone? I got the string, you got the cans.

Black Friday Sale

My house.
You & me.
All clothes will be 100% off

Sounds the War of 1812 ? I’ll light your White House on fire...

Hey baby, do you have to say "Open Sesame" to get in your house?

Cuz you thicc as 40 thieves.

You could fall off a house, you can fall off of a tree, but the best way to fall

Is in love with me

Am I on an episode of 'Fix This House'? Because I’ve never seen hardwood like that in real life.

Come home with me tonight and I'm sure you'll leave my house in a body bag.

Are you foam insulation that keeps things cool in summer and warm in winter?

Because I’d like you in my house.

You’re like my pinky toe

Cause I’m gonna kiss on every piece of furniture in my house

The housing market goes up and down. My love for you rises forever.

I hear this house is haunted, we’d better stick together.

Yo name must be Maxwell House cause baby yo kiss is good til the last drop.

Hey , my parents are out of town . This means that we have the haunted house all to ourselves.

I can be your house elf. I’ll do anything you desire and I don’t even need any clothes.

Let’s go to my place and play house, you’ll be the door and I’ll slam you

Would you be interested in having a cup of tea in an irresis-tea-ble tea house?

Babe, I'd like to crush you with my rocks like Patrick's house.

If you were Spongebob, I would be your Pinapple House. Because I want to hold you all day.

It's hotter than a rooster in a hen house! We should take the c**... out.

Are you a bank loan? Because I want to take you out and get a house with you.

Hey, I think you're really neato. Wanna come to my house for a little one-on-one World of Warcraft?

Babe, looking to expand your house? Because I can construct additional unit into your private lands.

Do you curl? Your house or mine?

Hey girl, are you a painting?

Because I wanna nail you in my house.

My kids are all grown up. We can have the house to ourselves, until I fall asleep around 7, 7:30 pm.

Hey girl, do you like santa?

Cause I want to sneak into your house at night and empty my sack.

Hey, you wanna go grab a protein shake back at my house?

Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.

Are you my pinky toe?

Because I wanna kiss you against every piece of furniture in my house.

You remind me of my little toe...

When I get you home, I'm going to kiss you on every piece of furniture in the house.

Are you a house

Cuz I wanna enter you

Make sure your house doesn't have a gas leak

Because you're looking fire.

Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you all night long.

If you were an item in the auction house, i would stay up the whole two days and make sure nobody outbids me.

I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.

Are you a broom? Because you've swept me off my feet with that sexy maid outfit.

I may not have a dirty house, but I could definitely use a naughty maid like you.

"Just like a dream house, your beauty stands tall; let’s build a love that'll never fall."

"How about we skip the pancake house and you let me show you my recipe for love and morning delight?"

Do you want to come to my house and play Minecraft?

We can build a life together

"If your beauty can light up a room, imagine what it could do to brighten up my day."

"Is your name Barbie? Because you're creating a Dream House in my mind with your stunning smile and sexy figure."

If I had a dollar for every time you joked about blowing up my house, we'd be rich!

Like the labyrinth in House of Leaves, your beauty is enigmatic and enthralling, drawing me deeper with each glance.

Ooh, someone's feeling cheeky! If I'm the maid, does that make you the boss? Let's see where this fantasy takes us...

"You're not just any maid, you're a goddess. Let's make a mess together."

"If you were a song, you'd be my favorite melody that I never want to stop singing."

"Do you have a GPS? Because I need directions to your heart... and maybe your house too!"

Are you a fire alarm? Because you make me want to turn up the volume at my place.

"Would my dreams be trespassing if they found a cozy spot next to you at your house tonight?"

"Is it just the milk you deliver, or could those muscles stir up some extra sweetness in my day too?"

"If your smile could fill a room, my big house would never feel lonely again!"

Are you a house? Because I'd love to explore every corner of your heart.

"Your smile lights up this big house; mind if I move in and make it our happy home?"

Are you a roller coaster? 'Cause I'd love to take you home and reach those high screams!

"Are you ready to clean up this house together, naughty maid? Your charm is as irresistible as your cleaning skills."

"Hey, Mr. Muscular Milkman, was your body sculpted by angels? Or is it just the result of lifting all those milk bottles?"

Who knows, maybe he'll end up on a reality show about life after the White House instead! 🤣 So, what's your take on Area 51?

Are you a haunted house? Because every time I see you, you make me scream... with joy!

"Are you a haunted house? Because every time I look at you, my heart races like it’s in a thriller!"

"Don't settle for an uncomfortable chair, beautiful. My face could offer you the softest seat in the house."

You can be my naughty maid any day, because you sweep me off my feet.

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm positively spellbound by your captivating beauty."

Definitely a wise choice! How about we create our own special moments over dinner instead? I'll cook something delicious for us. 🍽️

Haha, I may need a cute outfit first! But who knows, maybe I'll surprise you...

Are you a haunted house?

Cause when I come inside you I scream

"Hey there, neighbor! I'm Rouge from across the street. Just wanted to say you've got a beautiful smile."

Your beauty is like a labyrinth, just like the pages of House of Leaves - mysterious and captivating.

Are you a fire alarm? Because you make me wanna scream high decibels at my place.

Is your name Hermione? Because every time I look at you, I feel like I've just won the House Cup.

"Who needs a chair when you've got my face? Your allure deserves the best seat in the house."

"Let's play house together, I'll be the master and you can be my seductive maid."

"I appreciate the offer, but I think it's best if we get to know each other a bit more before taking that step."

Well, hey there, neighbor Rouge! Don't worry, you're not interrupting anything... apart from my intense game of indoor mini golf.

You must be the reason why the power went out, emitting beauty that leaves no doubt.

Sounds like a plan! But only if you promise to be the mysterious stranger who catches me off guard. 😉

"Are you the missing friend in my big house? You’d bring warmth and laughter to every empty room!"

"Is your heart a big house? Because it feels lonely, and I’d love to fill it with happiness."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te and I can't resist your magnetic charm."

Hey baby, are you looking for affordable housing? Because I've got an opening on "b**... Street."

they said is "So, do you prefer cats or dogs?"

"I prefer dragons, actually. Much easier to house train and their fire-breathing makes for a great barbecue."

Oh, I'd love to clean up your act! But only if you promise to keep things intriguing. 😉

You make being a maid look sexy. Can I hire you to clean up my thoughts?

Are you a haunted house? Because I can see you're scared, but I still want to explore you.

Girl, are you a house key? Because you've unlocked something special in my heart.

Are you a naughty maid? Because you've swept me off my feet and I want more.

Are you a cleaning service? Because I'd love for you to come sweep me off my feet as my naughty maid.

"Is your name Barbie? Because you look like you just stepped out of a dream house."

Are you ready to turn up the volume at my place and make some unforgettable memories?

Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a strong connection that's making my house go wild!

Haha, I don't blame you! Let's make new, better memories together. How about trying a new cocktail with me instead? 🍹

Are you a rebel drow house? 'Cuz you're causing a stir in my underdark...

Do you wanna come over later, to my house, and watch American beauty in the dark?

"Ever thought of delivering extra creamy milk? Your muscles would look striking drenched, with my cookies craving to taste."

Interrupting? Not at all! You've added excitement to my day. Maybe we can share more than just a street view sometime? 😉

"Is your name Barbie? Because I can't play house without you!"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you've got me feeling on cloud nine right now."

"Are you ready to make some noise at my place? Because with you, every moment will be electrifying."

Are you a house party? Because you light up the room and make everything more fun.

Eyy Gurl…Black Friday sale going on back at my house. . .

All clothing will be 100% off. . .

Are you a WiFi signal? Because I'm feeling a strong connection from across the street.

"Is there a map in your house? Because every time I think of you, it feels like home."

"Those chairs may lack comfort, but my face guarantees it - plus, the best view in the house."

Ravenclaw here, ready to outwit you in intellectual battles! Maybe we can sneak into the Restricted Section together? 😉

Want to spend the night at my house tonight? The couch may not pull out, but I do.

"Think you could drizzle some of that milk over your abs? I'd love to see how my cookies crumble on you."

"Girl, if looks could kill, you'd definitely be the most wanted. Want to share a safe house?"

"Could I come and bask in your glow? Your house is a paradise where only angels like you go."

"Pardon the interruption, but couldn't resist introducing myself. I'm Rouge and your grace caught my eye."

I'd like to put all my rocks in your house.

I'd tap that rock into the house.

"Hey, Milkman, can you spare some extra muscle with that milk? My cookies need a strong and creamy touch."

Sounds like a full house! Family time is always special. Do you have a close relationship with your brothers and cousins?

"I must be, because only a Mason could appreciate the architecture of such a breathtaking view."

"Are you a ghost? Cause my heart is racing like I've just walked into a haunted house."

"Indeed, I am Mason. And wow, you've got the height and beauty that could make any star look dim."