Top 50 house Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of House chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.
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Are you my big toe?
Because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house!
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Damn girl you are fire
Cuz I never want you in my house
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You took those yoga pants for sale? ‘Cause in my house are 100 % discount.
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There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
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Hey Baby, how about you and me go back to my house so I can break out my calc book and study those curves.
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Let's be communists together.
I want to turn "my house" into "our house."
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I'm a explorer, can I explore your haunted house?
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Cyber Monday sale. My house. You and I. All clothes will be 100% off.
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Let's go shopping. Clothes are 100% off at my house.
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I hear this house is haunted baby … we better stick together.
Latest house chat up lines
Hey baby, why don't you come over to my house for a little turkey and undressing?
Are you from the pancake house? Cuz I just wanna stack on top of you.
The word of the day is legs; why don't you come to my house and spread the word.
You better bring a diamond pickaxe to my house. Cause there's obsidian in my pants.
What's a ghoul like you doing in a haunted house like this?
Your haunted house or mine?
If you were Spongebob, I would be your Pinapple House. Because I knew one thing you can't live without.
What to come to my house and play telephone? I got the string, you got the cans.
Hey baby, are you looking for affordable housing? Cuz I've got an opening on Boner Street!
Sounds the War of 1812 ? I’ll light your White House on fire...
Are you a haunted house, because I'm going to cry when I cum inside you.
I have tried it multiple times, and it hasn't worked once.
Am I on an episode of 'Fix This House'? Because I’ve never seen hardwood like that in real life.
Come home with me tonight and I'm sure you'll leave my house in a body bag.
You’re like my pinky toe
Cause I’m gonna bang on every piece of furniture in my house
The housing market goes up and down. My love for you rises forever.
I hear this house is haunted, we’d better stick together.
Yo name must be Maxwell House cause baby yo ass is good til the last drop.
Hey , my parents are out of town . This means that we have the haunted house all to ourselves.
I can be your house elf. I’ll do anything you desire and I don’t even need any clothes.
Hey, I think you're really neato. Wanna come to my house for a little one-on-one World of Warcraft?
Want to play War of 1812? I'll light your White House on fire.
My kids are all grown up. We can have the house to ourselves, until I fall asleep around 7, 7:30 pm.
Hey, you wanna go grab a protein shake back at my house?
You remind me of my little toe...
When I get you home, I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.
I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.