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Top 50 House Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty House pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy House conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you my package from Amazon?

    Cause I want you at my house in the next 24 hours.

  2. You remind me of my pinky toe

    Because you're short, cute, and I'm probably going to kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house

  3. I just cleaned my whole house and now I'm the only trash left

    Will you take me out?

  4. Are you my pinky to?

    Coz i’ll kiss you on every furniture in my house

  5. Are you my big toe?

    Because I’m going to kiss you on every piece of furniture in the house!

  6. Are you a haunted house?

    Because i’m going to scream when i’m inside of you.

  7. Grass is green, you’re as hot as the nether

    Let’s build a house, and put our beds together

  8. I wish you were my pinky toe

    So I could kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house

  9. You took those yoga pants for sale?

    Because in my house there are 100% discount.

  10. There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.

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Hey Baby, how about you and me go back to my house so I can break out my calc book and study those curves.

Let's be communists together.

I want to turn "my house" into "our house."

Cyber Monday sale. My house. You and I. All clothes will be 100% off.

I'm a explorer, can I explore your haunted house?

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I hear this house is haunted baby … we better stick together.

Hey baby, why don't you come over to my house for a little turkey and undressing?

Are you from the pancake house? Cuz I just wanna stack on top of you.

You better bring a diamond pickaxe to my house. Cause there's obsidian in my pants.

What's a ghoul like you doing in a haunted house like this?

You are like amazon package

I want you at my house in the next 24h

I hope no one posted diz yet

Your haunted house or mine?

If you were Spongebob, I would be your Pinapple House. Because I knew one thing you can't live without.

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Working House tinder opener

Knock knock. (Who's there?)

When where. (When where who?)
Tomorrow night, my house, you.

Black Friday Sale

My house.
You & me.
All clothes will be 100% off

Sounds the War of 1812 ? I’ll light your White House on fire...

Hey baby, do you have to say "Open Sesame" to get in your house?

Cuz you thicc as 40 thieves.

You could fall off a house, you can fall off of a tree, but the best way to fall

Is in love with me

Am I on an episode of 'Fix This House'? Because I’ve never seen hardwood like that in real life.

Come home with me tonight and I'm sure you'll leave my house in a body bag.

You’re like my pinky toe

Cause I’m gonna kiss on every piece of furniture in my house

The housing market goes up and down. My love for you rises forever.

I hear this house is haunted, we’d better stick together.

Yo name must be Maxwell House cause baby yo kiss is good til the last drop.