50 Shop Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Shop rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about shop, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Shop Pickup Lines

A good Shop hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."
Walks into a bra shop

This bra? $15. this bra? (point at another bra) $17. but you bra, (point at the person) priceless (then go in for a hug)
Let's go shopping. Clothes are 100% off at my house.
Hey Girl, there's a shopping sale at my home

Clothes are 100% off.
Come to Italy; I'll pay for everything, AND take you shopping.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are, because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.

Short and cute shop pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about shop are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I’ve got a love story for you: Long black meets flat white.

I bet you don’t like drips.

If you need to take it slow, I can cold-brew.

Hark! An angel has fallen to grounds.

You’re looking very non-fat these days.

Do you want me to grind that for you?

Want to come Black Friday shopping at my place ?...

All clothes are 100% off

Cheesy shop Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Girl, are you a online shopping cart that I have abandoned? Because I am seeing you everywhere.

Are you my Amazon Shopping Cart, because I am never abandoning you.

Wanna go on a doppio date?

I have a beard. And I am good at s**....

Baby I’m a carpenter. Let’s build a relationship in my shop.

I really like your beard. Can I touch it with my v**...?

Babe, let's see what magic happens when I integrate my Shopify Shopping Feed into your system.

Corny shop Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Shop conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Hold up some huge baggy pants or bling- “Wow this would look so AWESOME on me- yeah like a playa p**.... You can be my b**...

I thought this was a dive shop, but I must be in a museum because you’re a work of art.

I’d take you to a candy shop, but you’re already full of sweet kiss.

Girl. We need to get you to the bicycle repair shop because you’re off the chain.

I will never abandon your shopping cart.

I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.

If you think my haircut is well groomed, you should check out my ass.

Hey I’m doing my Christmas shopping early this year…

Are we gonna be dating by then so I can start shopping now or…?

What is this word "Spa"? I feel like you are starting to say a word and you are not finishing it. Are you trying to say spaghetti? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?

You’d better go to the armour shop, because we're gonna need some protection.

Is this your real hair? Because I saw one just like it on a mannequin in the hair store but it was real expensive! So can I have your number?

Are you a faulty French press because I'd like to be burned by you and recall you afterwards.

A good shop Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Shop hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Hey are you a shopping mall?

Cause you seem like a nice place to leave a child inside

Customer: "Can I give you my number?" (Barista Pick up line)

Do you like shopping?

If you do, I’m having a sale at my house, clothes are 50% off with the chance of further discounts ;)

Girl, I wanna take you doorbell shopping

So I can show you a special dingdong

Barista: "Can I have a name for that order?"

The girl we are shopping for has the same body type and height as you!

Is that a steam wand in your pocket?

That's a nice mug you got on ya.

Are you a shopping cart?

Because I wanna drop my meat in you (stolen from a friend at school)

Customer: "No, I'm sweet enough." (Barista Pick up line)

Do you work at a pie shop?

Cause you make my Banana Cream

How do you impress a hot computer nerd chick sitting over at the coffee shop?

“Are you an exception? Let me catch you.”

Nerdy one

Baby, chai-know you’ve been thinkin’ ‘bout me.

Excuse me, but my Chai gave me an awful tongue burn.

I think I need mouth-to-mouth.

Beards make you hotter.

This is science.

Hey girl. Do you like shopping?

Well, I have a sale at my house. Clothes, 100% off.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Shop love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Shop chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.