Top 50 Shop Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Shop pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

   We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.
   
   After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

2. Let's go shopping. Clothes are 100% off at my house.

3. Come to Italy; I'll pay for everything, AND take you shopping.

4. I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are, because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.

5. I’ve got a love story for you: Long black meets flat white.

6. I bet you don’t like drips.

7. If you need to take it slow, I can cold-brew.

8. Hark! An angel has fallen to grounds.

9. I like my ladies like I like my coffee - a hot shock to the lap.

10. You’re looking very non-fat these days.

Funny shop pickup lines

Do you want me to grind that for you?

I’m very gentle on the frothing knob.

Want to come Black Friday shopping at my place ?...

All clothes are 100% off

Wanna go on a doppio date?

What is this word "Spa"? I feel like you are starting to say a word and you are not finishing it. Are you trying to say spaghetti? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?

You’d better go to the armour shop, because we're gonna need some protection.

Is this your real hair? Because I saw one just like it on a mannequin in the hair store but it was real expensive! So can I have your number?

I really like your beard. Can I touch it with my vagina?

Are you a faulty French press because I'd like to be burned by you and recall you afterwards.

Customer: "Can I give you my number?" (Barista Pick up line)

Do you like shopping?

If you do, I’m having a sale at my house, clothes are 50% off with the chance of further discounts ;)

Girl, I wanna take you doorbell shopping

So I can show you a special dingdong

The girl we are shopping for has the same body type and height as you!

Is that a steam wand in your pocket?

That's a nice mug you got on ya.

Are you a shopping cart?

Because I wanna drop my meat in you (stolen from a friend at school)

Customer: "No, I'm sweet enough." (Barista Pick up line)

Do you work at a pie shop?

Cause you make my Banana Cream

How do you impress a hot computer nerd chick sitting over at the coffee shop?

“Are you an exception? Let me catch you.”

Nerdy one

Yo this smooth as hell, yall cant laugh at me

Me: hey do you know where "me saying an name of shop"

Her: yes that way

Me: and ehm..Your number? (Shows phone)


Bruh this is smooth as hell right

Baby, chai-know you’ve been thinkin’ ‘bout me.

Excuse me, but my Chai gave me an awful tongue burn.

I think I need mouth-to-mouth.

Beards make you hotter.

This is science.