Top 50 Shop Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Shop pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Shop conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.
We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.
After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes." -
Walks into a bra shop
This bra? $15. this bra? (point at another bra) $17. but you bra, (point at the person) priceless (then go in for a hug)
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Let's go shopping. Clothes are 100% off at my house.
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Hey Girl, there's a shopping sale at my home
Clothes are 100% off.
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Come to Italy; I'll pay for everything, AND take you shopping.
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I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are, because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
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I’ve got a love story for you: Long black meets flat white.
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I bet you don’t like drips.
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If you need to take it slow, I can cold-brew.
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Hark! An angel has fallen to grounds.
Funny shop pickup lines
I like my ladies like I like my coffee - a hot shock to the lap.
You’re looking very non-fat these days.
Do you want me to grind that for you?
Want to come Black Friday shopping at my place ?...
All clothes are 100% off
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
Hey I’m doing my Christmas shopping early this year…
Are we gonna be dating by then so I can start shopping now or…?
What is this word "Spa"? I feel like you are starting to say a word and you are not finishing it. Are you trying to say spaghetti? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?
You’d better go to the armour shop, because we're gonna need some protection.
Is this your real hair? Because I saw one just like it on a mannequin in the hair store but it was real expensive! So can I have your number?
Hey are you a shopping mall?
Cause you seem like a nice place to leave a child inside
Are you a faulty French press because I'd like to be burned by you and recall you afterwards.
Girl, I wanna take you doorbell shopping
So I can show you a special dingdong
Customer: "Can I give you my number?" (Barista Pick up line)
Barista: "Can I have a name for that order?"
The girl we are shopping for has the same body type and height as you!
Is that a steam wand in your pocket?
That's a nice mug you got on ya.
Are you a shopping cart?
Because I wanna drop my meat in you (stolen from a friend at school)
Customer: "No, I'm sweet enough." (Barista Pick up line)
Do you work at a pie shop?
Cause you make my Banana Cream
How do you impress a hot computer nerd chick sitting over at the coffee shop?
“Are you an exception? Let me catch you.”
Nerdy one
Excuse me, but my Chai gave me an awful tongue burn.
I think I need mouth-to-mouth.
Baby, chai-know you’ve been thinkin’ ‘bout me.