Top 50 Trade Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Trade pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. It's getting hot in herre, let's create a cap-and-trade scheme.

2. With a little after-hours trading we could negotiate your cum dividend.

3. Hey baby. Want to go and trade some goods?

4. Hey there, I bought you some fair trade, organic, vegan chocolate.

5. I like my coffee like I like my women: ethical, fair trade, and organic.

6. How would you like to join me for some Exchange Traded Fun?

7. How bout we do some inside her trading?

8. I'd trade an arm and a leg to get a piece of your philosopher's stone.

9. I trade rare metals, and you look like the rarest one of them all.

10. I like you so much, I'd trade all my diamonds for your heart.

Funny trade pickup lines

Imma call you the "Jack of All Trades", girl.
Cuz dat ass is well rounded.

It's technically wrong, but seeing you, I can't help but want to do a little insider trading.

Wanna go back to my place for a little "fair trade?"

I'd trade the golden Idol for you any day.

Wanna listen to me drone endlessly about art, bicycles, and single-origin sustainable-source fair-trade coffee?

You're sweeter than the agave syrup in my organic fair trade mint tea.

I'd trade an arm and a leg to get a piece of your philosopher's stone. (Edward Elric)

Are you the World Trade Center?

Because I’m crushing on you

Are you the world trade center?

Because I'm falling for you.

Leave your boyfriend and come with me baby, if he’s is anything like the Brett Anderson trade, he’s got a small, disappointing package

I won't tell anyone how you like to frack...its a proprietary trade secret.

Are you the World Trade Center

Because I’d love to crash my plane between your twin towers

You are like the world trade center.

I would like to penetrate my plane inside you.

Damn girl, are you the World Trade Center?

Cuz I’d love to plow into to you.

*Boop* Got your nose!

I would say it is a fair trade since you are trying to steal my heart.

Are you the World Trade Center

Because I’m trinna crash into you

Redstone is red, lapis is blue,

I'd trade all my diamonds, just to be with you

I wouldn't mind if you took one of my hoodies home

It's a fair trade for me trying to steal your heart.




BTW I don't know if this has been posted before and if it has sorry x
Probably has as it seems pretty beta

MineCraft Pickupline

Hey girl are you an emerald?Because I would never trade you for wheat

You trade crypto, I trade crypto, let's exchange and have futures together.

Do you collect minifigures? Want to trade heads and bodies?

I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package

Would you like some organic roasted root vegetables to go with that non-dairy fair trade shake?