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Top 50 Stock Market Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Stock Market rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Stock Market pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.

  1. I'll give you my number, then you have a call option.

  2. Lets just say I like to Package your Derivatives.

  3. Im down like the stock market, now ride me to the top.

  4. "Wolf of Wall Street" was based on me.

  5. Honey, you've got my dividend up! Are you ready for my distribution?

  6. With you, my interest rate is rising.

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Those pants you're wearing is creating some capital growth, if you now what I mean.

My Nasdaq is always up.

Wanna speculate our futures tonight?

Hey baby, I'm like a diversified portfolio: low risk.

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Wanna see my huge stock tip?

Can I turn your resistance level into a support level by making new highs with you.

I can tell by your interest that you're easy money.

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I want to wait until your Stockings are Low, and then Invest in your Portfolio.

You look charming! Of course, there could be methodology or sampling errors in my seasonally-adjusted data.

You know what gold and I have in common? We're both on the rise.

How bout you bend over and I'll takeover.

Wanna come up to my office and observe my sector rotation?

Is that a catalyst in your plans, or are you just happy to see me?

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Are you buyin' what I'm sellin'?

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I have a a huge Stock.

Looks like a merger is in wide can you split your stocks?

I want controlling interest of your assets.

Is that a market expansion in your pocket...or are you just glad to see me?

I'd be your angel investor any day.

Are you on the market, cause I'd love to buy that stock.

The market's not the only thing that goes down sometimes.

My stock is strong, like bull.

Do you feel the high-yield bond between us?

How would you like to join me for some Exchange Traded Fun?

I've been appreciating your assets from across the room and I'm prepared to make you a tender offer.

Hey girl, are you the stock market? Because you're very volatile and I don't really understand you.

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What's common between Stock market and me?

Something will rise up if you play your cards right.

How bout we do some inside her trading?

I got a tiny investment for you.

Girl, you looks good! Won't you Nasdaq that kiss up?

I trade rare metals, and you look like the rarest one of them all.

I'm like quantitative easing: inflation will soon follow.

I'm on the investor relations team and I need your help to uphold shareholder values.

Hey babe, I think your fundamentals look great! I'd love to add you to my portfolio.

You could inflate me out of a crisis.

It's technically wrong, but seeing you, I can't help but want to do a little insider trading.

I love to share, wanna stock broke me?

Nice rack, baby. Can we upgrade those things from Hold to Squeeze?

Would you like to be bailed out and still collect a bonus?

It's 12 basis points long actually. What's a basis point? Oh it's a financial measurement for inches.

If you were at stock...I just couldn't sell.

I'll put the hedge in your fund.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Stock Market phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Stock Market lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.