Those pants you're wearing is creating some capital growth, if you now what I mean.

My Nasdaq is always up.

Wanna speculate our futures tonight?

Hey baby, I'm like a diversified portfolio: low risk.

Wanna see my huge stock tip?

I can tell by your interest that you're easy money.

I want to wait until your Stockings are Low, and then Invest in your Portfolio.

You look charming! Of course, there could be methodology or sampling errors in my seasonally-adjusted data.

How bout you bend over and I'll takeover.

Wanna come up to my office and observe my sector rotation?

Is that a catalyst in your plans, or are you just happy to see me?

Are you buyin' what I'm sellin'?

I have a a huge Stock.

Looks like a merger is in order...how wide can you split your stocks?

I want controlling interest of your assets.

Is that a market expansion in your pocket...or are you just glad to see me?

Are you on the market, cause I'd love to buy that stock.

The market's not the only thing that goes down sometimes.

My stock is strong, like bull.

Do you feel the high-yield bond between us?

How would you like to join me for some Exchange Traded Fun?

Hey girl, are you the stock market? Because you're very volatile and I don't really understand you.

I've been appreciating your assets from across the room and I'm prepared to make you a tender offer.

What's common between Stock market and me?

Something will rise up if you play your cards right.

How bout we do some inside her trading?

I got a tiny investment for you.

Girl, you looks good! Won't you Nasdaq that kiss up?

I trade rare metals, and you look like the rarest one of them all.

I'm on the investor relations team and I need your help to uphold shareholder values.

Hey babe, I think your fundamentals look great! I'd love to add you to my portfolio.

You could inflate me out of a crisis.

It's technically wrong, but seeing you, I can't help but want to do a little insider trading.

I love to share, wanna stock broke me?

Nice rack, baby. Can we upgrade those things from Hold to Squeeze?

Would you like to be bailed out and still collect a bonus?

It's 12 basis points long actually. What's a basis point? Oh it's a financial measurement for inches.

If you were at stock...I just couldn't sell.

I'll put the hedge in your fund.

You into stocks and b**...?

I'd like to take you to my offshore account, if you know what I mean.

These stocks aren't the only thing rising.

If you're going down, I'm buying.

"Your smile is more precious than a diamond, can I invest in the stock market of your heart?"

"How about we turn these stocks into bonds? I'd love to be your personal guide in the Morgan Stanley universe."

"Trust me, learning stocks will be much more engaging with a Morgan Stanley guide by your side."

"Ever wanted a personal tutor in stocks who can also invest in your heart? Hi, I'm from Morgan Stanley."

I don't know much about depression, but I'm pretty great.

If you take a short position, I'll show you my long bond.

"Is your name NASDAQ? Because my heart's value skyrockets whenever I see you."

"Ever dreamed of a private stock market tutorial? Only requirement is a candlelit dinner with me."

I prefer the Bare Market, if you catch my drift.

"Are you a stock? Because I've noticed your value rising the moment I walked into the room."

"They say the stock market is unpredictable, but my intention to teach you, and win your heart, isn't."

Did you invent the stock market? Because every time I see you, my smile goes up!

"Interested in learning stocks? Let's start with investing time in each other, I guarantee high returns."

"How about we turn those candlestick charts into a romantic dinner and I can educate you about trading till dawn?"

"Is your name Wall Street? Because my interest in you keeps rising, just like the stocks."

"Ever wanted a private tutor from Morgan Stanley? I'd love to teach you more than just trading stocks."

Did the stock market crash? Because with your smile, my portfolio just hit an all-time high.

"How about we turn studying the stock market into a date? I promise, with Morgan Stanley tips, you'll never crash."

"Are you a stock? Because every time I see you, my interest keeps rising."

"How about we turn the Dow into an up? I'd love to teach you the curves of the stock market."

Baby you gotta nice rear dividend.

"How about I show you the ropes of Wall Street, and maybe we can turn this into a bull market together?"

Hey baby, want to see my S&P index?

"You must be the stock market, because my interest rises whenever I see your dazzling smile."

Do you work at the stock market? Because every time I see you, I invest in happiness!

"Are you a bullish market? Because every time I see you, my interest rates go up."

"Let me teach you the bulls and bears of the stock market, babe, because investing in you has already given me high returns."

"At Morgan Stanley, I strategize portfolios. But tonight, I'd love to strategize a future with you."

Do you have stocks in your smile? Because I want to invest in that happiness market.

Girl, if you and I were a stock, we'd be Pork Futures.

Are you a stock market? Because every time I see you, my portfolio of smiles goes up!

Are you the stock market?

I can see you crashing



At my place

I hope you're a bear, cause I'm going to go down on you.

"How about we turn those stock novice blues into Morgan Stanley greens, sweetheart, and make your portfolio as attractive as you?"

"I work at Morgan Stanley, and I could definitely see us trading in a future together."

"Excited to learn about stocks? How about we start with the chemistry of mutual attraction at Morgan Stanley?"

Do you work at the stock market? Because every time I see you, my portfolio improves!

"Baby, are you a high dividend stock? Because your return rate is driving my interest."

"Are you a blue-chip stock? Because your value keeps increasing and I can't resist investing in you."

"How about we turn Wall Street into our Sweet Street, I'd love to guide you through the stock market, darling."

"At Morgan Stanley, we're experts at making assets grow. Shall we start with the chemistry between us?"

"Ever thought about investing in a handsome Morgan Stanley employee who could raise your stock market knowledge and heartbeat simultaneously?"

I'd would love to see how your bottom line compensates for the inflation in my pants.

"Ever wanted to learn about stocks? How about we start with investing in a dinner date together?"

"Why study the stock market alone when we can turn it into a joint venture at Morgan Stanley?"

"Are you a stock market? Because I can't stop investing in your beauty and charm."

I have something in common with the stock market. We both like to go down.

Are you my investment in stock market ?

Cause you sure know how to go down.

If you were the stock market

Could you crash on me ;}

For those stock market girls (really bad)

You make me feel like the DOW J, cause I’m down.

"Looking to understand the stock market better? Well, Morgan Stanley's top trader is at your service, beautiful."

"How about we go long on dinner, short on small talk, and I teach you the bullish side of the stock market?"

"They say the stock market is complex, but it's simple compared to the mystery of your charm, let's unravel both together."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by Morgan Stanley again to teach you some stocks?"

"How about we make a trade? My knowledge of Morgan Stanley stocks for the pleasure of your company."

If I told you that you had a beautiful balance sheet, would you hold it against me?

Stock Market & you have something in common…

Both of you love to go down & I love to watch you rise up.

"Ever wanted to diversify your portfolio? Let's start with adding a date with a Morgan Stanley trader."

"Nita, investing in you feels better than any stock market gains; how about we diversify our portfolio tonight?"

Did it hurt when you crashed?

I'm willing to go down for your shares, but I'll take 69 as a final offer.

Want to experience some Mutual Fun tonight?

So what is your interest rate for me?

If you have a ticker symbol, it must be either $SEXY or $HOT

I will buy and hold you forever. Never selling you.

I want to know all of your technicals, so I could do some proper research into you.

I like my woman wild. Are you a volatile asset?

I got the money, you got the body, let's see what return we could yield together.

I got leverage, and I know to to use it.

I am bullish for you babe.

Hey girl, buy this stud and I will rally into you all night long.

Got stonks babe?

Girl, you are the worth the risk.

Girl, let's go all the way, because the bottom is not in until I enter my position.

You are my long term hold.

Girl, I'll let you call where I put in tonight.

Girl, I love you high and low.

Girl, I love that double bottom of yours.

Girl, I could chart you every day of my life.

Girl, I could bear hug you all night long.

Girl, I am all in. Do you feel the bullishness?

Girl, have you been rated by an analyst? Because you are definitely a buy.

Girl, are you ready for some high frequency action tonight?

Girl you so hot, perhaps its time to split your legs.

Girl you know how to ride the bull wave?

Girl I got my P&L to show you tonight. Pushing and loving that is.

Funding secured!

Double bottom or double top, I want them all.

Do you want to bond me, or should I stock you instead?