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Top 50 Accounting Pick Up lines

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  1. Can you be my accountant, because it’s too taxing for me not to love you.

  2. I have a small winky, but a big bank account.

  3. Girl you don't need no bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.

  4. I think I could add some serious value to your account.

  5. You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.

  6. You can come over a work in process but I'll make sure you leave a finished good.

  7. Hey girl, do you know why they call me Gross Profit? Well actually, no one does...they just call me gross.

  8. Baby you're so unique, I have to job cost instead of process cost.

  9. Girl if you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.

  10. I just want you to know, you make all my accounts receivable.

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I must be an incomplete ledger, because I need you to balance me out.

Listen babe, being with me is so good it’s taxable.

You should have listed me as a deduction, because I’m dependent on your love.

How’re things looking in your books, got any room for some date-a entry?

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How about we get out of here and appreciate each other’s assets. What are you doing on Saturday night? Because I’m accounting on taking you out.

Baby, I could tax that ass all night long!

Are you my revenue? Because I’m so loss without you!

If 4+4=8, then me plus you equals fate.

It’s accrual world out there but I’m willing to invest in you.

You must be an accountant because I’ve put you on my payroll.

Hey, wanna be like an accounting journal entry and balance each other out?

I'd like to take you to my offshore account, if you know what I mean.

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Working Accounting tinder opener

Girl are you my reddit account ?

Cuz there is nothing else in this world that i love more then you

You liquidate my heart.

Me to my accountant girlfriend

"Without you, there's a big GAAP in my life"

Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.

"Maybe you can help me. I forgot the password to my account, and when I hit 'password hint,' it keeps telling me 'Jessica’s phone number.'"

Pardon me, I am by all accounts experiencing difficulty with my engine. Why not bounce on, and I’ll push from behind.

I know this tinder account you’re using is fake

Can you at least tell me the name of the model you took these pics from?

I can show you exactly how to earn your income tax credit. Let’s leave this place and get started on that additional child tax credit

Hey I just got an Onlyfans account

My promo code for u is DATEME

Hey are you my reddit thowaway account

Because I know I shouldn't but I can't help but stalk you sometimes

You know, you can increase your charitable contributions by handing me your digits.