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50 Accounting Pick Up lines

Do you work in accounting or you are trying to pick up girls or guys from the accounting department? Use these funny and cheesy accounting pick up lines to help you land on the right feet!

Best Working Accounting Pickup Lines

A good Accounting hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Can you be my accountant, because it’s too taxing for me not to love you.

  2. I have a small winky, but a big bank account.

  3. Girl you don't need no bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.

  4. I think I could add some serious value to your account.

  5. You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.

  6. You can come over a work in process but I'll make sure you leave a finished good.

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What is a good Accounting pickup line?

Here are 50 accounting pick up lines for her and flirty accounting rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your accounting rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny accounting pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty accounting joke for a great chat response.

Short and cute accounting pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about accounting are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Hey girl, do you know why they call me Gross Profit? Well actually, no one does...they just call me gross.

Baby you're so unique, I have to job cost instead of process cost.

Girl if you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.

I just want you to know, you make all my accounts receivable.

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Smooth Accounting pickup line

Listen babe, being with me is so good it’s taxable.

You should have listed me as a deduction, because I’m dependent on your love.

How’re things looking in your books, got any room for some date-a entry?

Cheesy accounting Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I don’t give you enough credit for what you do to my debit.

How about we get out of here and appreciate each other’s assets. What are you doing on Saturday night? Because I’m accounting on taking you out.

Baby, I could tax that kiss all night long!

Are you my revenue? Because I’m so loss without you!

Trust me; read this

So you preferably use this on instagram
you be like “hey someone impersonating your account”
they be like “who?”
you reply with “@nasa” “because you’re out of this world”

If 4+4=8, then me plus you equals fate.

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Working Accounting tinder opener

It’s accrual world out there but I’m willing to invest in you.

Corny accounting Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Accounting conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

I have a small p**..., but a big bank account.

You must be an accountant because I’ve put you on my payroll.

Hey, wanna be like an accounting journal entry and balance each other out?

I'd like to take you to my offshore account, if you know what I mean.

No money, No bank account for yourself
Yet you still draw attention

Any suggestions for chartered accountants?

Baby if I take you home, it’ll be an experience you ain’t gonna be writing off anytime soon.

Girl are you my reddit account ?

Cuz there is nothing else in this world that i love more then you

Girl: Is that a highlighter in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Let's take our relationship to the next level. Here is my Netflix account.

I forgot my password to my account

And when I hit "password hint" it keeps telling me "*her name* phone number", think you can help me out?

You liquidate my heart.

A good accounting Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Accounting hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Boy: Because I'm so loss without you!

Listen I don't know what the h**... an S corporation is, but I know I want to buy you a drink.

Me to my accountant girlfriend

"Without you, there's a big GAAP in my life"

"Maybe you can help me. I forgot the password to my account, and when I hit 'password hint,' it keeps telling me 'Jessica’s phone number.'"

Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.

Guy: "Thats right Girl... Benefits while maintaining Independence

Pardon me, I am by all accounts experiencing difficulty with my engine. Why not bounce on, and I’ll push from behind.

Girl: I'm a MACRS 150 kind of girl, sorry.

Want to party? Here's a Netflix account and let's throw a Netflix Party.

Madam: So said who? The man with the very small bank account balance?

Listen, I've been auditing your body all night, and it is in damn fine standing.

I know this tinder account you’re using is fake

Can you at least tell me the name of the model you took these pics from?

Guy: Your feet tired? Because you've been running in a straight line in my mind all day along.

I can show you exactly how to earn your income tax credit. Let’s leave this place and get started on that additional child tax credit

Guy: No its a highlighter.....I use Becker wanna get naked?

You know I'm studying accounting but you're the only one who can balance my heart

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Accounting love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Accounting chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.