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Top 50 Paying Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Paying pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Paying tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.

    You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.

  2. I want you to pay attention to the first three words of this sentence

  3. I would pay so many goat for you

    Like, at least five. Very good goat.

  4. Roses are red

    Violets are blue, with a tongue like that I’ll pay for the room

  5. Is your kiss the F button?

    I'm trying to pay respects, so I was wondering if you'd let me tap that

  6. Hey Girl, I'd pay one Fattened Sow for your hand in Marriage.

  7. So it’s true, when all is said and done, grief is the price we pay for love.

  8. A Lannister always pays his debts precious. So let’s see what gold coins will get me.

  9. I'd treat you like my homework

    Never pay attention to you, complain about you to all of my friends, maybe give you a little attention last minute, and cheat on u.

  10. Come to Italy; I'll pay for everything, AND take you shopping.


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A Lannister always pays his debts. So let’s see what 50 gold coins will get me.

Are you a hit man?

Because if I pay i was hoping maybe you could take me out!

How much do you charge? My paper-grading job doesn't pay a lot.

Excuse me miss, can I pay for your printing?

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I just had a cashier ask me for my number

I felt like sharing this because I just had a cashier ask me for my number today. It was cringe.

So I went to the grocery store today to buy some Gatorade. Went to the cash and I pulled out my phone to answer a text. This is how it went.

She asked "Does your phone work?"

I answered "Yes."

She replied "You should call me to check if it still works"

I said "I'll pay with credit...."

Do you have a parking meter? Because I am willing to pay everytime I want to be on top of you.

Do you offer loans? How much interest do I have to pay to borrow your titties night.

Are you a parking meter? Because I will pay for every minute spent with you.

Babe, are you Spotify? Because I would pay premium to spend uninterrupted time with you.

Girl, imma buy you a ring and you're gonna pay for it.

Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?

Are you a fairy fountain? Because I will pay for me to make my armor hard.

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If I pay for your gas, would you grab my pump?

So it’s true, when all is said and done, grief what you make me pay for love.

You can use your body to pay up.

You play hard to get...

Well I pay hard to get rid of.

Are you free tonight?

Or do i have to pay?

Please escort me out of here! I will pay anything! (D3)

Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?

Are you a parking ticket?

Cos I found you on the street and I can't afford to pay you.

Are you a side of guacamole?

Because I’d totally pay extra for you.

Hey babe, are you a hit woman?

Because if I pay, I was hoping maybe you could take me out!

Do I pay rent for you boobies?

Cuz they are flat :)