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Top 50 paying Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Paying chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. I would pay so many goat for you

    Like, at least five. Very good goat.

  2. Hey Girl, I'd pay one Fattened Sow for your hand in Marriage.

  3. So it’s true, when all is said and done, grief is the price we pay for love.

  4. A Lannister always pays his debts precious. So let’s see what gold coins will get me.

  5. Come to Italy; I'll pay for everything, AND take you shopping.

  6. A Lannister always pays his debts. So let’s see what 50 gold coins will get me.

  7. How much do you charge? My paper-grading job doesn't pay a lot.

  8. Everything about you makes me want to fuck you, you have a job, pay your bills, AND have healthcare.

  9. Excuse me miss, can I pay for your printing?

  10. Girl that ass is so sweet, we're going to build a wall around it and you're gonna pay for it.

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I just had a cashier ask me for my number

I felt like sharing this because I just had a cashier ask me for my number today. It was cringe.

So I went to the grocery store today to buy some Gatorade. Went to the cash and I pulled out my phone to answer a text. This is how it went.

She asked "Does your phone work?"

I answered "Yes."

She replied "You should call me to check if it still works"

I said "I'll pay with credit...."

Girl, imma buy you a ring and you're gonna pay for it.

Hey girl, are you the presidency of Herbert Hoover?

Cause you suck. And you *ruined* me. You wiped out my life's savings over petty credit purchases. You broke me down mentally to a point where I was done with life and isolating myself. You're such a cruel, heartless bitch that you convinced my boss to "lay me off". And then, here's the worst part you self centred bastard, you "tried to fix things". Bullshit. Nothing that broken could have been fixed by your ineffective means... You can't just give me a small gift and expect everything to heal. I can't pay for a more than 60% increase in my spendings because of you! And now my depression that your awfulness directly caused is affecting my friends too. Act like the way you speak and fix your character, you do nothing wreck.

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Oh and give me my gold bullion back, you lying whore. I don't have any other money for food and you aren't helping me out here.

You play hard to get...

Well I pay hard to get rid of.

Are you free tonight?

Or do i have to pay?

Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?

Are you a side of guacamole?
Because I’d totally pay extra for you.

Hey girl, did you forget to pay me back?

Because my interest for you is increasing

Never once had to pay for margarine after letting them use our crown in that commercial.

Pay me the fucking rent

For staying on my head all the time.

Are you a drug dealer?

Cuz I’ll pay 10$ if you show me some crack

Why would you pay $5 for a footlong when...

You can get these two inches for free?

Why pay $5 at Subway, when you can't get this footling for free.

What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Her*responds*
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
Me:
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

Yo girl, are you a parking ticket?

Cause I wanna tear you apart like I don't wanna pay it

Hey girl, are you a parking ticket?

Because I picked you up on the street and now I can't afford to pay you.

^stolen ^from ^nish ^kumar ^on ^mock ^the ^week

Hey are you kobe beef?

Because i would pay anything just to eat you

Are you a parking ticket?

Because I picked you up on the street and can’t afford to pay you 🤷‍️

Girl are you a movie theater?

'cause there's a line of people paying to get inside you

You're like a premium porn site...

Because I'd pay to see you naked

Are you a sex worker?

Because I’d pay to have sexual intercourse with you.

You forgot to pay...

- You took my heart, now pay me!

Hey are you a top shelf liquor ?

Because I want to look at you, admire you and crave you but I can’t afford to pay for you to make me feel good.

Risky line that could pay off big-time

"I'm not worthy of a woman like you, but let me introduce you to my best friend, who might be."

Do you work at Taco Bell?

Cause I’d pay $5 for your box.