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50 Paying Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Paying rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about paying, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Paying Pickup Lines

A good Paying hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.

    You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.

  2. I want you to pay attention to the first three words of this sentence

  3. I would pay so many goat for you

    Like, at least five. Very good goat.

  4. Roses are red

    Violets are blue, with a tongue like that I’ll pay for the room

  5. Is your kiss the F button?

    I'm trying to pay respects, so I was wondering if you'd let me tap that

  6. Hey Girl, I'd pay one Fattened Sow for your hand in Marriage.

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What is a good Paying pickup line?

Short and cute paying pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about paying are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

So it’s true, when all is said and done, grief is the price we pay for love.

A Lannister always pays his debts precious. So let’s see what gold coins will get me.

I'd treat you like my homework

Never pay attention to you, complain about you to all of my friends, maybe give you a little attention last minute, and cheat on u.

Come to Italy; I'll pay for everything, AND take you shopping.

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Smooth Paying pickup line

Are you a hit man?

Because if I pay i was hoping maybe you could take me out!

How much do you charge? My paper-grading job doesn't pay a lot.

Excuse me miss, can I pay for your printing?


Cheesy paying Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Girl that kiss is so sweet, we're going to build a wall around it and you're gonna pay for it.

I just had a cashier ask me for my number

I felt like sharing this because I just had a cashier ask me for my number today. It was cringe.

So I went to the grocery store today to buy some Gatorade. Went to the cash and I pulled out my phone to answer a text. This is how it went.

She asked "Does your phone work?"

I answered "Yes."

She replied "You should call me to check if it still works"

I said "I'll pay with credit...."

Do you have a parking meter? Because I am willing to pay everytime I want to be on top of you.

Do you offer loans? How much interest do I have to pay to borrow your t**... night.

Are you a parking meter? Because I will pay for every minute spent with you.


Babe, are you Spotify? Because I would pay premium to spend uninterrupted time with you.

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Working Paying tinder opener

Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?

Corny paying Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Paying conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Are you a fairy fountain? Because I will pay for me to make my armor hard.

Girl are you a warlock? Because I'd pay life to tap that.

If I pay for your gas, would you grab my pump?

So it’s true, when all is said and done, grief what you make me pay for love.

You play hard to get...
Well I pay hard to get rid of.

You can use your body to pay up.

Are you free tonight?

Or do i have to pay?

Please escort me out of here! I will pay anything! (D3)

Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?


Are you a parking ticket?

Cos I found you on the street and I can't afford to pay you.

Are you a side of guacamole?

Because I’d totally pay extra for you.

Hey babe, are you a hit woman?

Because if I pay, I was hoping maybe you could take me out!

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A good paying Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Paying hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Hey girl, did you forget to pay me back?

Because my interest for you is increasing

Do I pay rent for you boobies?

Cuz they are flat :)

Never once had to pay for margarine after letting them use our crown in that commercial.

Would you like to stop right here? Would you like to get a beer? Would you like to pay the tab? Would you like to grab a cab?

Are you a drug dealer?

Cuz I’ll pay 10$ if you show me some crack

Why would you pay $5 for a footlong when...
You can get these two inches for free?

Why pay $5 at Subway, when you can't get this footling for free.

Are you a starbucks drink?

Because I bet you taste really good and I am willing to pay the price

What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Her*responds*
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
Me:
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?


Yo girl, are you a parking ticket?

Cause I wanna tear you apart like I don't wanna pay it

Hey girl, are you a parking ticket?

Because I picked you up on the street and now I can't afford to pay you.

Hey girl are you a gme stock?

Because i'd pay money to see you go down

Hey are you kobe beef?

Because i would pay anything just to eat you

I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those 3 sweet word to you. Pay The Bill !!!! Foolllllllllll

You forgot to pay...

- You took my heart, now pay me!

Girl are you a movie theater?

'cause there's a line of people paying to get inside you

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Paying love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Paying chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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