Top 50 Breaking Bad Pick Up lines
Are you a fan of Breaking Bad and want to use pick up lines based on the show? We have compiled the best list of Breaking Bad pick up lines for you to use. They feature some of the best loved quotes from the show. Please note that some of the pick up lines may be slightly dirty or risqué. Enjoy and have fun flirting with your loved ones.
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Wanna see my pet tortoise?
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I want to go to the gym,
so I can walk up to a lady on the treadmill lean in close and whisper tread lightly!
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You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
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Do you like the color blue?
Because I got something special for you.
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You know what they say, a Walt in the streets means a Heisenberg in the sheets.
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Is your name Tuco?
Cuz you just tuco my breath away.
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If you refuse my request, I think you better tread lightly.
My friends call me Gail, I was shot in the face,
by a m**... cook named Pinkman, lets go back to your place?
Hop in my Aztec and we'll go get the car washed!
Is your name Gustavo Fring?
Cause I'd cook for you.
Is that a Volumetric Beaker in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
You're giving me an exothermic reaction in my pants.
Wanna help me catch a fly?
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You know the business, and I know the chemistry.
Let's partner up.
Are you kosher, Heisenberg? Because I'm gonna eat you up!
You know, I may break a lot of windshields, but I'll never break your heart.
Are you a Mule? 'Cause you've been running m**... through my mind all night.
I'd take a bomb on a wheelchair for you.
Are you Dio 'cause you can ring my bell anytime.
Do you wanna come back to my place and see my Jesse Pinkman?
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If you were choking on your vomit I would definitely roll you over.
Come inside my RV and I’ll demonstrate to you some genuine science.
Want to let me show you why they call me Pinkman?
Hey Baby, My Name Is Saul Goodman. I guess you better call me.
You see that bag of blue meth. Could you pick that up for me?
Yo, show us your Pink Man, Jesse!
My m**... is a pretty blue, but not as pretty as the blue in your eyes.
Hey baby, if you're the one who knocks? Because I just answered the door.
Hey babe, want to break bad in my bed?
Your kiss is like an onion. It makes me want to cry.
Baby, is your love 99.1% pure?
You are the Jesse to my Jane.
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Yo, Gatorade me, b**.... (Jesse)
You're the Jesse pinkman to my Walter white.
I won't call you b**... unless you want me to. (Jesse)
The Titanic and I have one thing in common..We're both pretty bad at breaking the ice.
Girl, I want to love you like Walter Junior loves breakfast.
The Titanic and I have one thing in common...
We're both pretty bad at breaking the ice. Hi I'm *insert name here*
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. My name's Saul Goodman, so call me maybe?
Girl you so naughty that I better call saul.
I always take my clothes off before picking up women. I can't have my wife smelling you on me when I go home, can I.
To a person who likes breaking bad:
“You know the business, and I know the chemistry… I’m thinking, maybe you and I could partner up.”
Want to help me get the body parts out of my pool?
I'm the one who knocks your hips outta joint if you think you can handle it.
Hey the lights are on and you're still dancing alone...
Go along with me in bed. Battle me and bite the dust!
Is that a crystal in your pocket or are ya just glad to see me?
You are welcome to my domain at whatever time.
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