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Top 50 Breaking Bad Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Breaking Bad pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Breaking Bad conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Wanna see my pet tortoise?

  2. I want to go to the gym,

    so I can walk up to a lady on the treadmill lean in close and whisper tread lightly!

  3. You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

  4. Do you like the color blue?

    Because I got something special for you.

  5. You know what they say, a Walt in the streets means a Heisenberg in the sheets.

  6. Is your name Tuco?

    Cuz you just tuco my breath away.

  7. If you refuse my request, I think you better tread lightly.

  8. My friends call me Gail, I was shot in the face,

    by a meth cook named Pinkman, lets go back to your place?

  9. Hop in my Aztec and we'll go get the car washed!

  10. Is your name Gustavo Fring?

    Cause I'd cook for you.

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Is that a Volumetric Beaker in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

You know what it feels like to be on meth? Would you like to?

You're giving me an exothermic reaction in my pants.

Wanna help me catch a fly?

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Are you kosher, Heisenberg? Because I'm gonna eat you up!

Are you a Mule? 'Cause you've been running meth through my mind all night.

You know, I may break a lot of windshields, but I'll never break your heart.

I'd take a bomb on a wheelchair for you.

Are you Dio 'cause you can ring my bell anytime.

Nice to meet you. I'm a recovering herion addict.

Do you wanna come back to my place and see my Jesse Pinkman?

If you were choking on your vomit I would definitely roll you over.

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Want to let me show you why they call me Pinkman?

Hey Baby, My Name Is Saul Goodman. I guess you better call me.

You see that bag of blue meth. Could you pick that up for me?

My meth is a pretty blue, but not as pretty as the blue in your eyes.

Hey baby, if you're the one who knocks? Because I just answered the door.

Yo, show us your Pink Man, Jesse!

Hey babe, want to break bad in my bed?

Your kiss is like an onion. It makes me want to cry.

Baby, is your love 99.1% pure?

You are the Jesse to my Jane.

You're the Jesse pinkman to my Walter white.