I wish you were my pinky toe

So I could kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house

Are you a glass ketchup bottle?

Because I’m gonna kiss you for a while at the kitchen table.

Hey baby I play bass drum, so you know I could give you a deep bang.

Give me 10 minutes, some Barry white, massage oil and scented candles and I'll have you believing in the Big Bang!

Youre like the big kiss that mother nature sent to me.

Come over here and I'll show you my Big Bang Attack.

Are you sure your moth-like personality won't be drawn to this blazing fire that is myself?

I may like music and headbanging but if you're around it's a different type of banging.

Hey wanna slip over to the radiation lab and take a decontamination shower together?

Let me show you my big kiss theory.

Let's head to my lab so I can prove that Big Bang isn't just a theory.

I like the way your bangs cover your eyes.

If we're made out of the smoke of the big bang, then I guess that makes you smokin hot.

Wanna make a new universe?

We could get together and have a Big Bang!

Because we're too classy to blow, but really know how to bang.

I am like a Zombie, I will kiss down your door and eat you out.

Hey baby. You better have Tac Resist on. Because I'm about to give you a 9-Bang.

I love you bazinga!

If you were my little toe

I'd kiss you on every piece of furniture

Quads. We can kiss in four different tones.

You know what they say about drummers... They like to bang.

My limbic system wants to take your pants off.

You must be my pinkie toe cuz I'd bang you on my coffee table

Hey girl are you a drum set because I would like to bang you.

Do me like your hand drum and kiss me.

Are you my universe

Cause I wanna Big Bang into you.

Hi would you like to start the new year off with a bang?

Want to recreate the Big Bang?

You’re just like my pinkie toe...

Small, cute, and I’m gonna kiss u up against my coffee table later

Are you quantem fluctuations

Cuz you are giving me a big bang

If you were a dinner bell, I would kiss you till everyone came

Girl, you remind me of my toes.

Cute, small, and will probably kiss you on every piece of furniture.

Do you believe in love at first drum, or should we bang again?

You have to feel my click internally, babe. I can’t always kiss hard.

You are the sun to my moon. There’s no one else I would rather bang.

Hey girl, are you my elbow?

Cause I wanna kiss you on the counter top.

Hey girl, are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are CuTe.

If I were a drum I’d let you bang me with your stick all night long.

Only for modi bhakts

Hey girl, are you thali, because I wanna kiss you in my balcony.

You remind me of my little toe... because I'm going to kiss you on every piece of furniture in my home.

Can I wall bang your double doors?

Did you just go over the falls? Because I'm gonna bang you up hard.

So, how many children do you think we should have?

Baby, lets be chemist, & do it on the table periodically.

Let's recreate the Big Bang by occupying the same space at the same time.

Like a good banging? Because I’m the best drummer around.

Are you a Pinky toe.

**Because I want to kiss you on every piece of furniture I own.**

Aye girl I think we're both firecrackers...

We can get lit and go bang

Dating me is like getting bangs.

Hard to convince at first but later you won't stop showing off on insta.

An alchemist? If we mixed together, would we go bang?

Are you a jar of pickles?

Cause I'd like to kiss you on the counter.

Do you want an energy drink? Maybe you want some Bang.

Are you a pinky toe?

Cus I wanna kiss you on all of my furniture

Ladies call me the Big Bang, and I have evidence to support it.

Hold my stick and we will bang in all different ways and tones.

Are you my pinky toe?

Cause I want to bang you on every piece of furniture

If i were a drum. I'd let you bang me all night until the neighbors complain.

Are you my pinky toe?

Because I wanna kiss you against every piece of furniture in my house.

Are you my pinky toe

Coz I will kiss you on all my furniture

Do you prefer the flash first or bang?

You remind me of my little toe...

When I get you home, I'm going to kiss you on every piece of furniture in the house.

We are drums. We're too classy to blow, but really know how to bang.

After tonight The Big Bang isn't gonna be a theory anymore.

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Be my drum and I'll bang you with my stick tonight.

Are you my pinky toe?

Because im gonna kiss you on all my furniture.

"Are you a black hole? Because you’re irresistibly attractive and pulling me in!"

"Pwede bang i-save kita sa contacts ko? Kasi ikaw ang 'best connection' na hinahanap ko!"

"Do you love Stray Kids? Because my heart beats Bang Chan for you."

I'm so mad crushin' your man-girl, skinny femme-boy with long-bangs, faint mustache and small boobs look.

"Babe, your fiery red hair matches your jacket, but nothing can compare to the flame you've ignited in my heart."

"Is your name gravity? Because you're pulling me in with your irresistible cosmic allure."

"Lost in these woods or lost in your eyes, I know I'm in good hands with your dominant yet tender care."

Girl are you a percussionist?

Because I'll kiss you like a drum.

Turn around girl coz imma flash and bang you.

"If your PC is the universe, then running this plugin might cause a big bang because you're simply stellar."

Would you like a Rockstar or Bang?

"Baby, are you a firecracker? Because your smile just lit up my world and made a BANG!"

Girl I'm gonna pretend you're my toe

And kiss you on every piece of furniture that I have

"How about we start this New Year with a bang? Because your beauty lights up my world like fireworks."

Tell the square root of negative one to multiple by itself, because shit just got real.

If our love was a drum, it would be banging like my heart when I see you.

Are you a drum set? Because I can't resist the urge to bang on you all night long!

"Can we re-write history together? Because our chemistry is more explosive than the Big Bang itself."

"Are you 'Stray Kids'? Because everytime I see your 5'10" elegance, my heart goes 'Bang Chan' with admiration."

Hey bb, are you my big toe?

Because I want to kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house then cry about it

Are you a drum set? Because I want to bang you all night long.

"Your eyes must be stars because I can't resist their gravitational pull. Mind if we create our own big bang, muuuah?"

Are you a corpse because I want to dig and bang you

"Your boyfriend's meteor might cause extinction but with me, you'd experience a Big Bang of pleasure."

"Are you a Diwali firecracker? Because whenever you're around, you light up my world with a bang!"

Hey girl, are you my little toe?

Cause I wanna kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house.

"How about we start the New Year with a bang and you allow me to be your first unforgettable memory of 2022?"

"Are you a particle accelerator? Because every time I'm near you, I feel a Big Bang of attraction."

Let me prove the Big Bang to you.

"Are you a Diwali firecracker? Because every time you smile, my heart goes off with a bang!"

"Are you a theory? Because I'd love to prove how wildly attractive forces result in a big bang."

Hey do u like making music? Cause I wanna kiss u like a drum

Only good for in band

"Ah, a fan of intellectual humor and complex characters. Very attractive! How about we make our own version of 'Big Bang Theory' soon?"

"Are you my phone? Cause I can't help but be drawn to your radiant light, even when we're lost in the woods."

The Universe must revolve around you, because your gravitational forces are banging

The bassists kiss sideways. We snares kiss on top.

"Your fiery red bangs and protective nature are a beacon of allure, can I join your woodland walk and explore?"

"Just like fireworks, your beauty outshines the New Year's Eve. How about we start 2022 with a bang together?"

"Are those bangs or a solar eclipse? Because my world stops every time I see them."

Are you my controller

Because I wanna kiss you on my desk

Are you my small toe/ pinky of my foot?

Because I feel like I could kiss you against every piece of furniture.

"Your beauty's got more bang than any bullet, babe. Are you sure you're not secretly packing heat?"

"Seeing you in your red jacket, lost among the trees, even your phone can't compete with the way you've captivated me."

Are you a drummer?

Cuz i want you to kiss me hard

"Are you a Kpop song? Because you hit me harder than a Big Bang."

"You're usually leading the way, but how about we get lost together in your favourite forest trail?"

Hey, wanna get some Chinese food?

I'm thinking about some Me Bang Hyu

I got some fireworks to set off...

If you wanna bang

You're like my pinkie toe...

You're small, cute, and sometimes I kiss you on the coffee table ;)

Are You a Nail?

Because i want to kiss you on the wall

"The Big Bang has nothing on the explosion I felt when I saw you. How about we recreate that spark tonight?"

Are you my toe?

Cause I think I've banged you on every furniture at my house

"Are you a percussionist? Because every beat of my heart is begging for a chance to make music with you."

Haha, safety first! I promise to rock those goggles. How about you? What’s your go-to adventure that needs some extra protection? 😉

Are you a headbanger? Because every time I see you, my heart starts banging too.

"This Diwali, can I be your pataka? Because I want to light up your world with a bang!"

You're like my little toe.

I'm going to kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house.

Your beauty shines brighter than Bang Chan's smile. Can I be your Felix and "Stay"?

Hey! Are you my little toe?

Cause I want to kiss you in all my furniture.

If you were my bazinga, I'd give you a Big Bang every night.

I wish you were my pinkytoe..

So I could kiss you on every furniture I came across.

Want to get a pizza and bang..

What, you dont like pizza?

"Universe, I've got a big bang theory, it involves you and me creating a world of our own."

"Just like in the Big Bang Theory, our chemistry could start a whole new universe."

"Are you a quark? Because you've got charm, up, down, strange and top, making my universe explode."

I wish you were my pinky toe...

So that I could kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house.