The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Slam Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Slam pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Slam conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Girl are you my homework?

    Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance

  2. Girl if you were mine, I would treat you like my homework..........I would slam you on the table and do you all night.

    Never actually had the ball's to try it on a girl but anyone want to try go ahead

  3. Baby, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you on the table, and do you all night long.

  4. Even though there’s no ball game on tonight, I’ll still be slamming something out of the park.

  5. Do you play basketball?

    Because you’re a slam dunk!

  6. Are you sure you aren't all 4 majors, because you are a grand slam.

  7. Lets play Tiger Beat Magazine, I'll be a poster of Justin Bieber and you can slam me against the wall and make out with me

  8. Hey girl are you a door?

    Because you are aDOORable......... and I wanna slam you

  9. Are you sure you aren't all four majors? Because you would be a grand slam!

  10. Babe, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you down on the table and do you all night long!

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Funny slam pickup lines

Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you all night long.

Are you into slam poetry?

Cause I wanna slam you on my bed and write you poetry

Are you a door?

Cause I want to slam you whenever I'm close.

Hey girl, you wanna play house?

You can be the screen door and i'll slam you all night.

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Are you a beaver? Because I want you to lift that tail and slam it down on my wood over and over ;)

Want me to treat you like my homework?
I'll slam you on the table and do you all night

Are you a door?

Because I want to slam you.


Im sorry.

Homework can be stressful

You're like my homework.
I'll slam you on my desk and do you all night.

Are you my homework

Cause I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long after procrastinating for hours just before the big test and getting very mild depression that only several years of therapy can help me with because I'm a sick and mournful fool of a human being

Do you want to play house?

You’ll be the door and I’ll slam you

Hey girl, are you my homework?

'Cause I wanna' slam you on the table and do you all night



(You've probably seen this one before but it's one of my personal favorites so I just wanted to share it!)

Hey girl, let's play house...

Where you are the door and I'll slam you.

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Working Slam tinder opener

If you were my homework

I'd do you everyday, slam you on my desk

Are you my homework?

Cuz I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long.

Are you a door

Cuz I wanna slam you all day long

Are you a newspaper?

Cause I wanna slam you on the table and run my fingers through every part of you

Hey, want to come over to place and play house?

You be the door and I'll slam you.

We should go back to my place and play house.

You can be the door and I’ll slam ya.

Hey you wanna play house?

You be the door and I'll slam ya

For College Students

I wanna do you like I do you like my homework, slam you down and do you all night!

Hey girl are you the twin towers?

Because I sure would love to slam my airplane into you

Are you the twin towers?

Because i'd love to slam my airplane through you

Let’s play house

You can be the door and I’ll slam ya