Top 50 Slam Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Slam pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Slam tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Girl are you my homework?
Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance
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Girl if you were mine, I would treat you like my homework..........I would slam you on the table and do you all night.
Never actually had the ball's to try it on a girl but anyone want to try go ahead
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Baby, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you on the table, and do you all night long.
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Even though there’s no ball game on tonight, I’ll still be slamming something out of the park.
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Do you play basketball?
Because you’re a slam dunk!
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Are you sure you aren't all 4 majors, because you are a grand slam.
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Lets play Tiger Beat Magazine, I'll be a poster of Justin Bieber and you can slam me against the wall and make out with me
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Hey girl are you a door?
Because you are aDOORable......... and I wanna slam you
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Are you sure you aren't all four majors? Because you would be a grand slam!
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Babe, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you down on my desk and do you all night long.
Working slam pickup lines
Let’s go to my place and play house, you’ll be the door and I’ll slam you
Babe, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you down on the table and do you all night long!
I would take you as serious as my home work
I would put slam yoy down on my desk and do you all night long
Do you tennis? Let's go for Grand Slam!
Are you into slam poetry?
Cause I wanna slam you on my bed and write you poetry
Are you my homework?
Because i would like to slam you on the table and do you all night long.
Are you a door?
Cause I want to slam you whenever I'm close.
Hey girl, you wanna play house?
You can be the screen door and i'll slam you all night.
Hey girl are you a pizza dough?
Cuz I wanna slam you on the table and stretch you out.
Hey, I wanna treat you like my Homework
Slam you on a desk and do you all night long.
Are you a beaver? Because I want you to lift that tail and slam it down on my wood over and over ;)
Are you a door?
Because I want to slam you.
Im sorry.
Homework can be stressful
You're like my homework.
I'll slam you on my desk and do you all night.
Are you my homework
Cause I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long after procrastinating for hours just before the big test and getting very mild depression that only several years of therapy can help me with because I'm a sick and mournful fool of a human being
Hey girl, are you my homework?
'Cause I wanna' slam you on the table and do you all night
(You've probably seen this one before but it's one of my personal favorites so I just wanted to share it!)
Do you want to play house?
You’ll be the door and I’ll slam you
Hey girl, let's play house...
Where you are the door and I'll slam you.
If you were my homework
I'd do you everyday, slam you on my desk
Are you my homework?
Cuz I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long.
I can lick it, slam it, and suck it...more limes please!
Are you a door
Cuz I wanna slam you all day long
Are you a newspaper?
Cause I wanna slam you on the table and run my fingers through every part of you
Hey you wanna play house?
You be the door and I'll slam ya
