Top 50 Slam Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Slam chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Girl are you my homework?

   Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance

2. Baby, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you on the table, and do you all night long.

3. Even though there’s no ball game on tonight, I’ll still be slamming something out of the park.

4. Do you play basketball? Because you’re a slam dunk!

5. Are you sure you aren't all 4 majors, because you are a grand slam.

6. Lets play Tiger Beat Magazine, I'll be a poster of Justin Bieber and you can slam me against the wall and make out with me

7. Hey girl are you a door?

   Because you are aDOORable......... and I wanna slam you

8. Are you sure you aren't all four majors? Because you would be a grand slam!

9. Babe, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you down on the table and do you all night long!

10. Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you all night long.

Funny slam pickup lines

Damn girl, are you my homework?
Because I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long

Hey girl, you wanna play house?

You can be the screen door and i'll slam you all night.

Hey, I wanna treat you like my Homework

Slam you on a desk and do you all night long.

Are you a door?

Because I want to slam you.


Im sorry.

Are you my homework

Cause I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long after procrastinating for hours just before the big test and getting very mild depression that only several years of therapy can help me with because I'm a sick and mournful fool of a human being

Do you want to play house?
You’ll be the door and I’ll slam you

Hey girl, are you my homework?

'Cause I wanna' slam you on the table and do you all night



(You've probably seen this one before but it's one of my personal favorites so I just wanted to share it!)

Hey girl, let's play house...

Where you are the door and I'll slam you.

Are you my homework?

Cuz I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long.

If you were my homework

I'd do you everyday, slam you on my desk

I can lick it, slam it, and suck it...more limes please!

Are you a door

Cuz I wanna slam you all day long

Are you a newspaper?

Cause I wanna slam you on the table and run my fingers through every part of you

We should go back to my place and play house.

You can be the door and I’ll slam ya.

Hey girl are you the twin towers?

Because I sure would love to slam my airplane into you

For College Students

I wanna do you like I do you like my homework, slam you down and do you all night!

Are you the twin towers?

Because i'd love to slam my airplane through you

Let’s play house

You can be the door and I’ll slam ya

Are you my pinky toe?

Because I want to slam you into all my furniture.

When she says voting is sexy...

And her nickname is Dottie.
DAAMN girl are you a ballot? Because I'm about to slam you on a desk and I won't stop till all of your dots are filled.

Hey bb wanna play house?

You can be the screen door, and ill *slam* you all night long

Are you my math homework?

Cuz I’m gonna slam you on the table & do you al night

Are you into collecting?

Because you look like a cum dumpster, you silly slam pig!