50 Slam Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Slam rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about slam, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Slam Pickup Lines

A good Slam hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Girl are you my homework?

Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance
Girl if you were mine, I would treat you like my homework..........I would slam you on the table and do you all night.

Never actually had the ball's to try it on a girl but anyone want to try go ahead
Baby, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you on the table, and do you all night long.
Even though there’s no ball game on tonight, I’ll still be slamming something out of the park.
Do you play basketball?

Because you’re a slam dunk!
Are you sure you aren't all 4 majors, because you are a grand slam.

Short and cute slam pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about slam are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Lets play Tiger Beat Magazine, I'll be a poster of Justin Bieber and you can slam me against the wall and make out with me

Hey girl are you a door?

Because you are aDOORable......... and I wanna slam you

Lemme treat you like I treat my homework slam you on my desk and do you all night

Are you sure you aren't all four majors? Because you would be a grand slam!

Let’s go to my place and play house, you’ll be the door and I’ll slam you

Babe, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you down on the table and do you all night long!

I would take you as serious as my home work

I would put slam yoy down on my desk and do you all night long

Cheesy slam Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Do you tennis? Let's go for Grand Slam!

Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you all night long.

Are you into slam poetry?
Cause I wanna slam you on my bed and write you poetry

Are you my homework?

Because i would like to slam you on the table and do you all night long.

Are you a door?

Cause I want to slam you whenever I'm close.

Hey girl, you wanna play house?

You can be the screen door and i'll slam you all night.

Hey, I wanna treat you like my Homework

Slam you on a desk and do you all night long.

Corny slam Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Slam conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Are you a beaver? Because I want you to lift that tail and slam it down on my wood over and over ;)

Are you a door?

Because I want to slam you.

Im sorry.

Want me to treat you like my homework?

I'll slam you on the table and do you all night

Homework can be stressful

You're like my homework.
I'll slam you on my desk and do you all night.

Are you my homework
Cause I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long after procrastinating for hours just before the big test and getting very mild depression that only several years of therapy can help me with because I'm a sick and mournful fool of a human being

Do you want to play house?

You’ll be the door and I’ll slam you

Hey girl, are you my homework?

'Cause I wanna' slam you on the table and do you all night

(You've probably seen this one before but it's one of my personal favorites so I just wanted to share it!)

Hey girl, let's play house...

Where you are the door and I'll slam you.

I can lick it, slam it, and s**... it...more limes please!

Are you my homework?

Cuz I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long.

If you were my homework

I'd do you everyday, slam you on my desk

Are you a door

Cuz I wanna slam you all day long

A good slam Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Slam hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Hey, want to come over to place and play house?

You be the door and I'll slam you.

Are you a newspaper?

Cause I wanna slam you on the table and run my fingers through every part of you

Hey you wanna play house?

You be the door and I'll slam ya

We should go back to my place and play house.

You can be the door and I’ll slam ya.

For College Students

I wanna do you like I do you like my homework, slam you down and do you all night!

Hey girl are you the twin towers?
Because I sure would love to slam my airplane into you

Are you the twin towers?

Because i'd love to slam my airplane through you

Are you my pinky toe?

Because I want to slam you into all my furniture.

Let’s play house

You can be the door and I’ll slam ya

When she says voting is sexy...

And her nickname is Dottie.
DAAMN girl are you a ballot? Because I'm about to slam you on a desk and I won't stop till all of your dots are filled.

Hey bb wanna play house?

You can be the screen door, and ill *slam* you all night long

Are you homework?

Cause I'd slam you on my table and do you all night

What’s a better slam at me being single?

1. I’m so single my fridge has held more jugs than I have.

2. Does my fridge count as a relationship? I mean, I eat it out every day.

Hey girl are you a stapler?

Cause I’d slam you in some sheets.

Are you my math homework?

Cuz I’m gonna slam you on the table & do you al night

Are You My Homework...

Because I'll slam you on my desk and do you all night.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Slam love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Slam chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.