Lets play Tiger Beat Magazine, I'll be a poster of Justin Bieber and you can slam me against the wall and make out with me

Hey girl are you a door?

Because you are aDOORable......... and I wanna slam you

Lemme treat you like I treat my homework slam you on my desk and do you all night

Are you sure you aren't all four majors? Because you would be a grand slam!

Let’s go to my place and play house, you’ll be the door and I’ll slam you

I would take you as serious as my home work

I would put slam yoy down on my desk and do you all night long

Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you all night long.

Do you tennis? Let's go for Grand Slam!

"Hey wrestler, your body slams my heart into a frenzy. Mind if I mess up your clean room like you mess up your opponents?"

"Did you just write a slam poem? Because my heart's rhythm just skipped a beat for you."

"Excuse me, do you have a map? I got lost in your metaphors during that last slam poetry session."

"You must be a slam dunk, because every time I see you, my heart races."

"Did you just dunk? Because with your height, humor, and perfection, you just slammed dunked into my heart."

Want me to be your coach on the court? I'll make sure you have a slam dunk time.

"Just like a slam dunk, it's impossible to miss the beauty in your eyes."

Are you into slam poetry?

Cause I wanna slam you on my bed and write you poetry

Did it hurt when you fell from the hoop? 'Cause I think you're a slam dunk.

Are you a wrestler? Because you just body-slammed your way into my heart, oh yeah!

Are you a wrestler? Because you just body-slammed into my heart like Macho Man Randy Savage!

"Is your name Spalding? Because I can't help but bounce my thoughts around you, and it's a slam dunk attraction."

"Do you play basketball? Because every time I see you, my heart rebounds like it’s going for a slam dunk!"

"Do you play basketball? Because every moment with you feels like a slam dunk!"

"Is your name Poetry? Because every word you utter slams my heart with an irresistible rhythm."

Are you my homework?

Because i would like to slam you on the table and do you all night long.

"You've got a grand slam in tennis, but darling, you're a perfect score in the game of attraction."

"From basketball shoots to dumpling scoops, you're the slam dunk that fills my soup of life."

"You must be a slam dunk, because you've scored all the points in my heart."

Sounds like a slam dunk idea! I'll be the MVP of this game. Prepare to be impressed! 🏀💪

Did it hurt when you fell from the sky? 'Cause you're the slam dunk of my dreams.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by with my dog while doing a slam dunk again?"

"Do you believe in love at first slam dunk? Because when it comes to you, I'm always ready to play ball - off and on the court."

"Do you play basketball? Because you're definitely a slam dunk."

Are you a door?

Cause I want to slam you whenever I'm close.

"Are you a hockey puck? Because my heart's been on ice until you skated into my life, slam dunking my heart."

Hey girl, you wanna play house?

You can be the screen door and i'll slam you all night.

"Are we playing basketball? Because every time I see you, I feel like I've just made a slam dunk in love."

"Your presence is like a slam poem, it leaves me breathless and yearning for more verses."

Hey girl are you a pizza dough?

Cuz I wanna slam you on the table and stretch you out.

"Do you play basketball? Because you've got me falling for you like a slam dunk!"

"In this court of life, your beauty makes a slam-dunk, leaving my heart forever sunk."

"Are your words a poem? Because every time you speak, my heart beats to the rhythm of a slam poetry session."

"Are you a stanza? Because every time you speak, I hear the rhythm of my heart slam louder."

"You must be the perfect catch, with those dirty blonde waves and a smile that hits a grand slam."

Let's shoot some hoops together, and maybe I'll show you my slam dunk skills! Ready to play?

Hey, I wanna treat you like my Homework

Slam you on a desk and do you all night long.

"Do you write slam poetry? Because hearing your voice feels like an emotional roller coaster I want to ride on."

"Are you a slam dunk? Because my heart just went soaring when I saw you."

"Is your name Slam Dunk? Because my heart soars every time I see you."

"Do you play basketball too? Because every time I look at you, all I see is a slam dunk."

"Would you mind if we played doubles, because meeting you feels like a grand slam in my heart."

Are you a beaver? Because I want you to lift that tail and slam it down on my wood over and over ;)

"Your beauty's more enchanting than a winning slam dunk, in this court of affection, it's you who sunk my junk."

"You must be a slam dunk specialist, because every time I see you, my heart skips a beat."

"Are you a basketball player? Because every time I see you, my heart starts doing slam-dunks of joy."

"You're pretty as a slam dunk, but your hockey skills have me totally frozen in awe."

"Are you a basketball player? Because you just scored a slam dunk in my heart."

"Is your heart a basketball hoop? Because every time I shoot, I miss, but with you, I feel like a slam dunk."

"Are you a home run? Because every time I see your tall, handsome figure, my heart races for a grand slam."

"Are you a hockey puck? Cause I can't help but chase after you, January beauty with slam dunk eyes."

Are you a door?

Because I want to slam you.


Im sorry.

Want me to treat you like my homework?

I'll slam you on the table and do you all night

"Care to join me in playing Lola Bunny? I promise, you'll experience a slam dunk in passion and charm."

Homework can be stressful

You're like my homework.
I'll slam you on my desk and do you all night.

"Do you like basketball? Because when I saw you, my heart did a slam dunk, and now it's playing rugby."

"With your brunette charm and grace, you hit a grand slam in this baseball place."

"Your love is like slam poetry, it hits me unexpectedly and leaves me breathless."

Did it hurt when you fell from the basketball court? Because you've slam dunked into my heart.

"Hannah, you must be a slam dunk because every time I look at you, I score."

If you were a basketball, I'd never stop dribbling you. You're definitely a slam dunk in my eyes.

I'm a slam dunk kind of guy. How about we catch a game sometime? 🏀

"You play basketball, right? Because you've scored a slam dunk in my heart with your tunes and culinary skills."

"Is your smile the MVP? Because it lights up the game like a grand slam."

Hey girl, are you my homework?

'Cause I wanna' slam you on the table and do you all night



(You've probably seen this one before but it's one of my personal favorites so I just wanted to share it!)

Do you want to play house?

You’ll be the door and I’ll slam you

"Is your name Lola Bunny? Because you've got a slam-dunking beauty that's impossible to ignore."

Hey girl, let's play house...

Where you are the door and I'll slam you.

"I don't need a full court to prove my love, girl, every glance at you is a slam dunk."

Are you a wrestler? Because every time I see you, my heart does a body slam.

"Did it hurt when you fell from the basketball hoop? Because you've been slam dunking in my heart all day."

I can lick it, slam it, and s**... it...more limes please!

"Are your verses as captivating as your eyes? Because I'm already drawn into your poetic vibe."

If you were my homework

I'd do you everyday, slam you on my desk

"Your brunette locks make my heart race faster than a grand slam hit out of the park."

They say shooting hoops is an art, but your smile is the real slam dunk.

"You must be a slam dunk on the court, because you've definitely scored a basket in my heart."

Are you a door

Cuz I wanna slam you all day long

"Are you a basketball player? Because you just slam-dunked your way into my heart."

Did it hurt when you fell from the hoop? Because you're a slam dunk in my eyes.

"Is it Bangladesh or the court that made you so skilled? Because with you, every moment feels like a slam dunk."

Hey, want to come over to place and play house?

You be the door and I'll slam you.

Are you a newspaper?

Cause I wanna slam you on the table and run my fingers through every part of you

"Do you like the Dallas Mavericks? Because my heart is doing slam dunks every time I see you."

Hey you wanna play house?

You be the door and I'll slam ya

We should go back to my place and play house.

You can be the door and I’ll slam ya.

Did it hurt when you fell from the hoop? Because you've got my heart slam dunked.

"In the game of love, you're a slam dunk, no challenge too tough for this heart to funk."

Are you a basketball player? Because you're definitely a slam dunk in my heart!

For College Students

I wanna do you like I do you like my homework, slam you down and do you all night!

Are you the twin towers?

Because i'd love to slam my airplane through you

Are you my pinky toe?

Because I want to slam you into all my furniture.

Let’s play house

You can be the door and I’ll slam ya

When she says voting is sexy...

And her nickname is Dottie.
DAAMN girl are you a ballot? Because I'm about to slam you on a desk and I won't stop till all of your dots are filled.

Hey bb wanna play house?

You can be the screen door, and ill *slam* you all night long

What’s a better slam at me being single?

1. I’m so single my fridge has held more jugs than I have.

2. Does my fridge count as a relationship? I mean, I eat it out every day.

Hey girl are you my homework?

Cause I wanna slam you on the desk talk about doing you for hours only to last seven minutes and cry myself to sleep

Are you my math homework?

Cuz I’m gonna slam you on the table & do you al night

Are You My Homework...

Because I'll slam you on my desk and do you all night.

Are you my homework?

Cuz i wanna slam you on my desk, and do you all night long

Hey girl are you a stapler?

Cause I’d slam you in some sheets.

You must be my homework

Cause I wanna slam you on my desk, forget about you, do you hard for 2 minutes, give up, and then cry about my performance

Are you homework?

Cause I'd slam you on my table and do you all night

I’m gonna treat you like my homework...

Slam you on the table and do you all night long

I want to slam dunk your face with my face.

Lets practice Alohomora...you can be the door so I can slam you all I want!

Wanna play house? You can be the screen door, and I'll slam you all night.

Hey baby, how about you let my Andre the Giant body slam your Chyna?

Even though there's no ball game on tonight, ill still be slamming something out of the park

Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you all night long!

If you were a car door, I'd slam you all night long.

I wish you were a screen door, so I could slam you all day long!

Lets play house...you can be the door so I can slam you all I want!

Are you sure you aren't all four majors because you would be agrand slam?

I'll slam you against the wall like my controller