Top 50 Slam Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Slam pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Girl are you my homework?
Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance
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Girl if you were mine, I would treat you like my homework..........I would slam you on the table and do you all night.
Never actually had the ball's to try it on a girl but anyone want to try go ahead
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Baby, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you on the table, and do you all night long.
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Even though there’s no ball game on tonight, I’ll still be slamming something out of the park.
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Do you play basketball?
Because you’re a slam dunk!
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Are you sure you aren't all 4 majors, because you are a grand slam.
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Lets play Tiger Beat Magazine, I'll be a poster of Justin Bieber and you can slam me against the wall and make out with me
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Hey girl are you a door?
Because you are aDOORable......... and I wanna slam you
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Are you sure you aren't all four majors? Because you would be a grand slam!
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Hey girl, are you my homework?
Because you're probably really really good for me and it would be a good idea for me to try and persue you in hopes of self improvement but I'm just lying here thinking about it instead of actually fucking doing anything about it and it's making me feel horrible about myself. Perhaps I don't even deserve the benefits and emotional confidence I'd have earned from you had I just engaged and tried to be a better person. I'm going to die alone, dreaming of the life I could have had, had I just learned to act, rather than dream.
Also uhhh because I should be slamming you on my desk and doing you all night hehehehehehehehehe. You don't have to answer. Good Night
Funny slam pickup lines
Babe, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you down on the table and do you all night long!
Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you all night long.
Are you into slam poetry?
Cause I wanna slam you on my bed and write you poetry
Damn girl, are you my homework?
Because I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long
Are you a door?
Cause I want to slam you whenever I'm close.
Hey, I wanna treat you like my Homework
Slam you on a desk and do you all night long.
Want me to treat you like my homework?
I'll slam you on the table and do you all night
Are you a door?
Because I want to slam you.
Im sorry.
Homework can be stressful
You're like my homework.
I'll slam you on my desk and do you all night.
Are you my homework
Cause I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long after procrastinating for hours just before the big test and getting very mild depression that only several years of therapy can help me with because I'm a sick and mournful fool of a human being
Do you want to play house?
You’ll be the door and I’ll slam you
Hey girl, are you my homework?
'Cause I wanna' slam you on the table and do you all night
(You've probably seen this one before but it's one of my personal favorites so I just wanted to share it!)
If you were my homework
I'd do you everyday, slam you on my desk
Are you my homework?
Cuz I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long.
I can lick it, slam it, and suck it...more limes please!
Are you a door
Cuz I wanna slam you all day long
We should go back to my place and play house.
You can be the door and I’ll slam ya.
Are you a newspaper?
Cause I wanna slam you on the table and run my fingers through every part of you
Hey you wanna play house?
You be the door and I'll slam ya
For College Students
I wanna do you like I do you like my homework, slam you down and do you all night!
Hey girl are you the twin towers?
Because I sure would love to slam my airplane into you
Are you the twin towers?
Because i'd love to slam my airplane through you
Let’s play house
You can be the door and I’ll slam ya