Top 50 Scream Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Scream pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Scream conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Are you Gordan Ramsey?

   Cuz by the end of the night you'll be screaming for my lamb sauce.

2. I just wanna make you Scream of pleasure.. and then sleep with you holding your hands while i Whisper that i love you...

   Like i usually do With me sister..

3. Are you a haunted house?

   Because i’m going to scream when i’m inside of you.

4. I'll make you scream so loud we'll break the record.

5. I'll make you scream out "Gloria in excelsis Deo!"

6. My name is Mark... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

7. Come back to my pad and I'll have you screaming Dawkins!

8. I’ll make you scream.

9. Baby, I can make you scream in ways you've never screamed before...

10. I know how to make you scream.

Funny scream pickup lines

Hey, what’s your name? I need to know what I’ll be screaming tonight.

Babe, I can make you scream like a Nazgûl.

Girl no one can hear you scream out here in the wilderness.

A trumpet isn’t the only thing I can make scream high notes.

Are you Gordon Ramsay cause I can make you scream.

My name is Austin...remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.

I’ll take two Screaming Orgasms—one now, and one back at my place.

Sweet Marie, the moment I saw you, I knew I would Skor and have you screaming 'Oh Henry' by the end of the night!

The dying British soldiers won’t be the only ones screaming in the night.

I like my women like I like my coffee

Dropped in my lap while I'm screaming expletives at the car next to me

Girl, I'd make you scream more than Michael Myers.

Are you a Ghast? Because I can make you scream.

I could make you scream louder than the fire siren.

I scream, you scream, we all scream, for my cream.

I may not believe in God, but I'll make sure you'll be screaming his name all night long.

Hey girl wanna know my last name?

Actually there’s no need, you’ll only be screaming my first

I'm not a horror movie but...

I can make you scream

Hey boy are you a Tarantula?

Cause you look like you could make me scream

Meat is murder, but meat's gonna make you scream.

Roses are red, zombies are green

It’s not a horror movie, but I’ll make you scream

Call me Daniel Bryan because by the end of the night you will be screaming "YES YES YES"!

I love rollercoasters but

Riding you and screaming would be much more pleasurable

Im like a roller coaster. The faster i go, the more u scream