Top 50 Scream Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Scream pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Are you Gordan Ramsey?

   Cuz by the end of the night you'll be screaming for my lamb sauce.

2. Damn girl, are you a haunted house

   Because I wanna come inside you and make you scream?

3. I just wanna make you Scream of pleasure.. and then sleep with you holding your hands while i Whisper that i love you...

   Like i usually do With me sister..

4. I’ve had 6 of these work but my go to is the eyes one

   I’ve made a complaint about you to google maps for not listing you as the best place to eat out
   
   i’m the chicken you’re the egg let’s see who actually comes first
   
   *if she has braces* glad I have the money for bail cus I wanna put my kids behind those bars
   
   Me: Can you yawn for me?
   Her:(yawns)
   Me: yeah it'll fit
   
   Damn baby is you name rapunzel cus I wanna pull your hair tonight
   
   Are you good at algebra, I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y
   
   Me:
   *points to the ground* "I think you dropped something"
   her "what is it?"
   me " your standards hi my name is Noah”
   
   I would say ur beautiful but true beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside yet
   
   *if she says she’s on her period*
   A period doesnt stop anything but a sentence
   Or
   I enjoy my tuna w hot sauce
   
   Oh I like your outfit... but it would look better on my bedroom floor
   
   Only thing that should seperate our love... is latex
   
   Roses are okay
   violets are fine
   And so are you
   So you be the 6 and I’ll be the 9
   
   Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?
   
   Yk they say eyes are the windows into the soul but yours look more like the gates of heaven how bout I get that snap
   
   One leg is Thanksgiving. The other is Christmas. Let’s meet between the holidays?
   
   Does that cake come with icing? Or do I have to ice it myself?
   
   Let’s role play
   You be iraq and I’ll be ummmmmm a bomber plane so I can drop my load on you
   
   wanna come back to my place? my couch pulls out and so do I
   
   *if she likes Harry Potter* Did you go to hogwarts? Cuz id love nothing more than to slitherin to your chamber of secrets
   
   
   Did you ever play for the bulls? Bc when I saw you my D rose
   
   The foot ball one
   
   *hears siren noises* you better run the cops are comin cus it’s illegal to be that hot
   
   Do you like chocolate cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you
   
   Are you my cousin, cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you
   
   *Random Question* cus I want you to lick my nuts
   
   You have summin on your face, oh wait it’s just my balls/it’s just the most beautiful smile
   
   *take a bite of food* this food is really good but I’d much rather be eating your ass right now
   
   I’m so jealous of your guts rn cause they’re inside of you and I’m not
   
   *just fuckin scream it* date me or I’ll burn down your house
   
   I’m no dentist put I sure can fill your cavities
   
   Are you a doughnut cus you are soft, sweet, curvy and pretty soon glazed and cream filled

5. I'll make you scream so loud we'll break the record.

6. I'll make you scream out "Gloria in excelsis Deo!"

7. My name is Mark... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

8. Come back to my pad and I'll have you screaming Dawkins!

9. I’ll make you scream.

10. Im going to drive you so hard with these balls you'll be screaming "fore".

Funny scream pickup lines

Baby, I can make you scream in ways you've never screamed before...

I know how to make you scream.

Hey, what’s your name? I need to know what I’ll be screaming tonight.

Girl no one can hear you scream out here in the wilderness.

A trumpet isn’t the only thing I can make scream high notes.

Your body is in screaming affluence!

Are you Gordon Ramsay cause I can make you scream.

My name is Austin...remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.

I’ll take two Screaming Orgasms—one now, and one back at my place.

Sweet Marie, the moment I saw you, I knew I would Skor and have you screaming 'Oh Henry' by the end of the night!

The dying British soldiers won’t be the only ones screaming in the night.

I like my women like I like my coffee

Dropped in my lap while I'm screaming expletives at the car next to me

Girl, I'd make you scream more than Michael Myers.

Are you a Ghast? Because I can make you scream.

Tonight I'm going to make you scream out the name of your chosen mythical deity.

I could make you scream louder than the fire siren.

I scream, you scream, we all scream, for my cream.

I may not believe in God, but I'll make sure you'll be screaming his name all night long.

I'm not a horror movie but...

I can make you scream

Meat is murder, but meat's gonna make you scream.

Call me Daniel Bryan because by the end of the night you will be screaming "YES YES YES"!

I love rollercoasters but

Riding you and screaming would be much more pleasurable

Im like a roller coaster. The faster i go, the more u scream