Top 10 Cringe He Pick Up lines

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1. Guess what I’m wearing?

   The smile you gave me:)

2. I just had a cashier ask me for my number

   I felt like sharing this because I just had a cashier ask me for my number today. It was cringe.
   
   So I went to the grocery store today to buy some Gatorade. Went to the cash and I pulled out my phone to answer a text. This is how it went.
   
   She asked "Does your phone work?"
   
   I answered "Yes."
   
   She replied "You should call me to check if it still works"
   
   I said "I'll pay with credit...."

3. Girl, are you a computer engineer?

   Cause you're turning my floppy disk into a hard drive.

4. Something I’m bored

   Hey you gotta band aid? Cause I scraped my knee fallin for ya. (This is cringe but I’m bored)

5. Can I borrow a kiss?

   I promise I’ll give it back

6. Cheesy and cringe

   Did you escape from Area 51?cause you look out of this world.

7. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree...

   But the best way to fall is in love with me.

8. Are you a keyboard

   Because I think your my type. (Literal cringe)

9. I want our love to be like Pi, irrational and never ending.

10. People saying “nice” on every post??

    What is it with everyone replying “nice”? It’s on every post and it’s kinda cringe. Why does everyone do that?