Top 50 Awkward Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Awkward pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Awkward tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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I'm not pretty, your pretty. Lets go out.
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I don't have a costume for Halloween , could I go as your boyfriend.
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Are you ice cream? Because I'd lick you.
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Hey girl, are u the bottom of my laptop cause ur HOT.
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Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
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I don’t like your shirt, you should take it off.
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Hey I'm trash so can you take me out?
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Do you get quarantined often? ’Cause you have an infectious personality.
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You remind me of my pinkie toe...little, cute and I'll probably kiss you on the coffee table later tonight.
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Did you know you smell better when you are awake?
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Oh no! Someone better call life alert because I’ve fallen for you and i cant get up!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because your head has a strange shape to it and I’m assuming it was a painful fall.
Excuse me are you an archeologist? Because please have kiss with me.
Your beard might not connect, but we can.
If you were words on a page, you'd be called fine print.
Do you believe in icebreakers?
Are you google ? Because you're everything I am searching for.
Hey, I cant taste my lips can you do it for me?
You must be a fire because I am hot for you!
If the pin of a grenade was stuck, would you pull out for me?
Your T-shirt looks like a friend of mine's. Did you steal it from her?
Your feet smell like blue cheese. I like cheese.
Your father is a thief, he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.
I'm gonna make you come faster than police in white neighborhoods.
Hey baby, wanna go to outer space?
Cuz I wanna see Uranus.
Hey dude are you my ship cause I'm feeling sick over you.
I'm like a hotel front desk clerk because I want to check you out.
Hey baby. Wanna see my ATM receipt? It's huge.
This is gonna be awkward. But sexy as h**....
I would flirt with you, but I’d rather s**... you with my awkwardness.
I want to touch your face... with my mouth.
Your breath smells like sunny days and Starbursts.
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be called the McGeorgeous.