50 Awkward Pick Up lines

Here are 50 awkward pick up lines for her and flirty awkward rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about awkward that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your awkward rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny awkward pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty awkward joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Awkward Pickup Lines

A good Awkward hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

I'm not pretty, your pretty. Lets go out.
I don't have a costume for Halloween , could I go as your boyfriend.
Hey girl, are u the bottom of my laptop cause ur HOT.
Are you ice cream? Because I'd lick you.
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
I don’t like your shirt, you should take it off.

Short and cute awkward pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about awkward are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Hey I'm trash so can you take me out?

Do you get quarantined often? ’Cause you have an infectious personality.

You remind me of my pinkie toe...little, cute and I'll probably kiss you on the coffee table later tonight.

Did you know you smell better when you are awake?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Because your head has a strange shape to it and I’m assuming it was a painful fall.

Excuse me are you an archeologist? Because please have kiss with me.

Your beard might not connect, but we can.

Cheesy awkward Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

If I were a glass of water, would you drink me, so I would be inside of you?

If you were words on a page, you'd be called fine print.

Do you believe in icebreakers?

Are you google ? Because you're everything I am searching for.

Hey, I cant taste my lips can you do it for me?

You must be a fire because I am hot for you!

Your T-shirt looks like a friend of mine's. Did you steal it from her?

Corny awkward Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Awkward conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Your feet smell like blue cheese. I like cheese.

If I make you some food, will you swallow it all?

I'm gonna make you come faster than police in white neighborhoods.

Your father is a thief, he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.

Hey baby, wanna go to outer space?

Cuz I wanna see Uranus.

I'm like a hotel front desk clerk because I want to check you out.

Hey dude are you my ship cause I'm feeling sick over you.

Hey baby. Wanna see my ATM receipt? It's huge.

This is gonna be awkward. But sexy as h**....

I want to touch your face... with my mouth.

I would flirt with you, but I’d rather s**... you with my awkwardness.

Your breath smells like sunny days and Starbursts.

A good awkward Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Awkward hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be called the McGeorgeous.

Are you the new science teacher? Because I see we have chemistry.

Sorry we keep making awkward eye contact..so what are you studying!

People call me nick, but you can call me tonight!

Feel that shirt I'm wearing, it's husband/boyfriend material.

Can I lease you a drink?

Has anyone ever told you that you have beautiful eyes? I know, right? Me neither!

Sorry, I have a boyfriend

And I have a math test
-*awkward stare*-
Oh sorry, I thought we were naming things we can cheat on

Are you you a registered felon?

Because you can't handle these guns [insert awkward flex here]

You must be Fluorine...

...cos' I keep reacting when I see you

**awkwardly shuffles away**

Girl, are you Star Wars, Episode II: The Attack of the Clones?

Because you might be a little weird and awkward and don't know what love is but.... *choking up* dammit, I think I love you! Just for being you!

I need a bro

Ok so last night I was all alone at the bar. Let's just say my friends were too busy to hang out. There were couple of good groups of girls. Being all alone I couldn't man up and talk to the girls. It is just me who feel little awkward to talk to girls when alone at a pub or bad?

Awkward, unclever male requests help with an Amber.

The description says it all. I'll take anything.

Roses are red, Violets are blue

I’m sorry that I made this really awkward, I just want to have a convo with you

One for a jazzmine

Not too awkward please

This would be really awkward if you were British.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Awkward love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Awkward chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.