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Top 50 Awkward Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Awkward pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I'm not pretty, your pretty. Lets go out.

  2. I don't have a costume for Halloween , could I go as your boyfriend.

  3. Hey girl, are u the bottom of my laptop cause ur HOT.

  4. Are you ice cream? Because I'd lick you.

  5. Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!

  6. I don’t like your shirt, you should take it off.

  7. Hey I'm trash so can you take me out?

  8. Do you get quarantined often? ’Cause you have an infectious personality.

  9. You remind me of my pinkie toe...little, cute and I'll probably bang you on the coffee table later tonight.

  10. Is your name Daniel, cause Damn!

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Did you know you smell better when you are awake?

Oh no! Someone better call life alert because I’ve fallen for you and i cant get up!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Because your head has a strange shape to it and I’m assuming it was a painful fall.

Excuse me are you an archeologist? Because please have sex with me.

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If I were a glass of water, would you drink me, so I would be inside of you?

If you were words on a page, you'd be called fine print.

Do you believe in icebreakers?

Are you google ? Because you're everything I am searching for.

Hey, I cant taste my lips can you do it for me?

You must be a fire because I am hot for you!

If the pin of a grenade was stuck, would you pull out for me?

Your T-shirt looks like a friend of mine's. Did you steal it from her?

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If I make you some food, will you swallow it all?

I'm gonna make you come faster than police in white neighborhoods.

Your father is a thief, he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.

Hey baby, wanna go to outer space?

Cuz I wanna see Uranus.

I'm like a hotel front desk clerk because I want to check you out.

Hey dude are you my ship cause I'm feeling sick over you.

Hey baby. Wanna see my ATM receipt? It's huge.

I want to touch your face... with my mouth.

I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.

Your breath smells like sunny days and Starbursts.

If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be called the McGeorgeous.