39 Rough Pick Up lines

I don’t like sand...

It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere...

Did you know your body is roughly ~70% water?

And, I’m thirsty. 🤤

Yo girl. Are you a cubed dice roughly a quarter of an inch on every side? Because you fine.

I want to always be with you, like ribosomes, always stick together with rough endoplasmic reticulum.

Do you like it when It gets rough and high? Babe you know how to use the head.

Do you know what’s common between me and an old car?

We both are rough and dirty with a bouncy ride that will leave you sweating.

If love be rough with you, be rough with love; p**... love for pricking, and you beat love down. Especially useful when your target gives off that "recently broke up with somebody" vibe.

I dont like sand

It's coarse... rough and irritating... and it gets everywhere. Not like you, you're everything soft... and smooth.

Baby, you and me gonna ride rough and dirty... on that dilapidated train to Mandalay.

And if you dream of me

Remember that I like it rough

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

I don't want to be your tiger 'cause tigers play too rough I don't want to be your lion 'cause lions ain't the kind you love enough I just wanna be your teddy bear

What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Her*responds*
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
Me:
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

In bed I am like sand

Rough and I get everywhere

I can be your endoplasmic reticulum. Do you like it smooth or rough?

Are you a Jeep?

Cause imma ride you rough and put some miles on ya.

If I were endoplasmic reticulum.....

How would you want me? Smooth or rough?

Fun fact: did you know that roughly 650,000 people die from falls each year, making them the second leading accidental death?

Good to know it makes sense why I’m falling for you

What do a hotel bed and I have in common?

We're both hard, rough, and we'll keep you up all night.

I’m the sand to your anakin

Cause I can be rough and get all over

I don't like sand.

It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.

I hope you like it rough because I don't replace my divots.

They don't call me a rough rider for nothing.

I like it rough.

I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.

Bring on the storm, I like it rough.

I give roughing a whole new definition.

Carol: Im very very into that rough dirty look, can you put it on me?