If I was an Endoplasmic Reticulum, how would you like me?

Rough or Smooth?

I don’t like sand...

It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere...

Did you know your body is roughly ~70% water?

And, I’m thirsty. 🤤

Yo girl. Are you a cubed dice roughly a quarter of an inch on every side? Because you fine.

Reasons to Date a Hockey Player: 1. They Always Wear Protection 2. They Have Great Hands 3. They Are Used To Scoring 4. They Have Great Stamina 5. They Find The Opening And Get It In 6. They Never Miss The Target 7. They Know How To Use Their Wood 8. They Have Long Sticks 9. They Know When To Play Rough 10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls

How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

If I was an endoplasmic recticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

Do you know what’s common between me and an old car?

We both are rough and dirty with a bouncy ride that will leave you sweating.

If love be rough with you, be rough with love; p**... love for pricking, and you beat love down. Especially useful when your target gives off that "recently broke up with somebody" vibe.

Did you have a rough data? Maybe you should opt for a smooth and enjoyable ride in my bed.

"Your Jamaican roots must be magical, because every curve on you is a paradise I crave to explore, love."

"Girl, are you the rough endoplasmic reticulum? Because you've got me all ribosome-tied and my proteins synthesizing for you."

"Is your name Rough Endoplasmic Reticulum? Because ever since I met you, my life's been nothing but protein synthesis!"

"Is your name Diamond? Because I've been digging through the rough just to find someone like you."

"I know today seems rough, but allow me to be the silver lining that brightens your clouded sky."

"Hey, wrestler, your muscles might be big but your room's too clean; how about we rough it up a bit together?"

"I'm used to navigating rough seas, but your eyes? They're a whole new beautiful adventure."

"You like your men rough? As a diamond in the rough, how about we polish our story together, beautiful?"

"Like the jewels you adore, your charm is rare and plenty; it's like finding a diamond in the rough, a beauty that's twenty-twenty."

"Kaylee, we're like a classic novel--we had a rough chapter, but isn't the redemption part always the best?"

"Are you the rough endoplasmic reticulum? Because every time I see you, my life seems to protein-synthesize much better."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears...especially when you're thicker than a snicker."

"Life's a rough song, but with you, it feels like the coolest soundtrack. Can I join your band?"

"You're so good, you make the rest of the world seem like a rough draft. Can I be part of your story?"

Like a diamond in the rough, your beauty shines bright, she's wrong about you, you're a dazzling sight.

"Your radiant smile and hourglass figure are a rarity - a perfect fit for my arms and my one and only dream."

"Your smile's as captivating as a Jamaican sunset, can this rugged heart be your island of love?"

"Rough as sandpaper, but hey, that's what makes us polished gems, right?"

"Well, every place has its rough edges, but China's culture and history are truly captivating. Don't you love exploring new places?"

"Are you an endoplasmic reticulum? Because you're making my life smooth and rough at the same time."

"Your muscles might be tough, but I'm ready for the rough. Can you build a world of passion with me?"

"You must be a diamond in the rough, because amidst all this coal, you're the only one shining."

"You're like the heartbeat in reggae, strong and irresistible; can this rough riddim win your heart?"

"Like a rough endoplasmic reticulum, you have all the elements that make up my perfect world."

"Just like a cell needs its rough endoplasmic reticulum, I think I need you for a well-structured life."

"Been searching for a diamond in the rough, then I found you - effortlessly shining and irresistibly precious."

"I'm not a carpenter, but when it comes to rough edges, I promise you'll find satisfaction in my craftsmanship."

"Your radiant smile and intoxicating curves are a rarity, darling; they make you the perfect cuddle buddy for my arms."

Baby, you and me gonna ride rough and dirty... on that dilapidated train to Mandalay.

"Your love for intensity is intoxicating; can we explore your wild side in the language of passion and whispers tonight?"

"Are you a sandpaper? Because every time I'm around you, I feel all my rough edges smoothing out."

"Is your name rough endoplasmic reticulum? Because my life's been a mess without you synthesising it."

"If daring desires were kisses, do I have your permission to leave you breathless?"

"Though you're tough, and often gruff, your eyes shine brighter than any diamond rough."

"Chairs could be rough, but how about swapping it for my face? Guaranteed comfort and a charming smile included."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your mesmerizing curves, they're like the perfect cuddle roadmap for my arms."

"Well, life's a zoo and I'm just here trying to avoid stepping on the peacock tails. How about you?"

"You play mean and tough, but underneath that bluff, I know you're diamond in the rough."

"Your stunning hourglass figure and radiant smile aren't just eye-catchers, they're hypnotically intoxicating neck breakers."

"Is your mom an architect? Cause you're a perfectly built, diamond in the rough with curves that put the best designs to shame."

"Oh, that's rough! If you need any bedtime stories to help, I'm told my life's pretty interesting!"

"Always playing rough with you, just to make you realize how much I crave your soft side, sweetheart."

And if you dream of me

Remember that I like it rough

"Don't worry, I bet your fingers were just too delicate for those rough guitar strings. How about a piano duet instead?"

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears, especially when you wear that smile and those captivating curves."

"Hopping through life without you is tough, because missing your cute bunny face is rough."

"Your spirit is as wild as a stormy sea, and I'm ready to brave those waves."

Like a diamond in the rough, you shine so bright, short king, your presence is my heart's delight.

"With your stunning beauty and mesmerizing figure, you're not just thicker than a snicker, you're the envy of everyone."

"Sounds rough! But hey, who needs confusing friendships when you've got amazing conversations like ours going on?"

"Darling, you're too tempting. I'm a real man who loves to play rough, might I get the honor of your number?"

"Your passion for the rough terrains matches mine, how about we explore our hidden desires and lose control together?"

"Today's been rough, but your breathtaking smile just turned it into the best day of my life."

"Rough day? Remember, even the most stunning diamond needs a little pressure to shine."

"Are you a boxing match? Because you've got knockout looks that make me want to go a few rounds."

In a world of tall men, you stand out above them all, like a diamond in the rough, so tall.

"You're like a muddy pickup truck, rough around the edges but irresistibly sexy underneath all that dirt."

"Are you a can of sandpaper? Because every time I look at you, my heart feels like it's being rubbed the right way."