If I was an Endoplasmic Reticulum, how would you like me?

Rough or Smooth?

I don’t like sand...

It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere...

Did you know your body is roughly ~70% water?

And, I’m thirsty. 🤤

Yo girl. Are you a cubed dice roughly a quarter of an inch on every side? Because you fine.

Reasons to Date a Hockey Player: 1. They Always Wear Protection 2. They Have Great Hands 3. They Are Used To Scoring 4. They Have Great Stamina 5. They Find The Opening And Get It In 6. They Never Miss The Target 7. They Know How To Use Their Wood 8. They Have Long Sticks 9. They Know When To Play Rough 10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls

Do you like it when It gets rough and high? Babe you know how to use the head.

Do you know what’s common between me and an old car?

We both are rough and dirty with a bouncy ride that will leave you sweating.

If love be rough with you, be rough with love; p**... love for pricking, and you beat love down. Especially useful when your target gives off that "recently broke up with somebody" vibe.

Did you have a rough data? Maybe you should opt for a smooth and enjoyable ride in my bed.

"Your Jamaican roots must be magical, because every curve on you is a paradise I crave to explore, love."

"I know today seems rough, but allow me to be the silver lining that brightens your clouded sky."

Like a diamond in the rough, your height may be small, but your beauty stands tall.

"I know seats can be a bit rough, but my face promises the softest comfort for such a stunning beauty."

"Girl, are you the rough endoplasmic reticulum? Because you've got me all ribosome-tied and my proteins synthesizing for you."

"Is your name Rough Endoplasmic Reticulum? Because ever since I met you, my life's been nothing but protein synthesis!"

Are you made of carbon? Because you're definitely a solid 10, like a diamond in the rough.

Like a diamond in the rough, your beauty shines bright - every piece proud of you tonight.

"Are you the rough endoplasmic reticulum? Because every time I see you, my life seems to protein-synthesize much better."

"I'm used to navigating rough seas, but your eyes? They're a whole new beautiful adventure."

Your dedication to fitness shines, like a diamond in the rough. Can I spot you sometime?

"Is it too forward to say I might enjoy making you blush, as much as I'd enjoy making your heart race?"

"Hey, wrestler, your muscles might be big but your room's too clean; how about we rough it up a bit together?"

"You like your men rough? As a diamond in the rough, how about we polish our story together, beautiful?"

"Kaylee, we're like a classic novel--we had a rough chapter, but isn't the redemption part always the best?"

As rough as the sea, as hot as the sun - you've got me feeling all kinds of naughty.

"Are you a nail file? Because you just smoothed out all my rough edges!"

"Like the jewels you adore, your charm is rare and plenty; it's like finding a diamond in the rough, a beauty that's twenty-twenty."

Your strength shines bright, like a diamond in the rough. Carrying heavy with elegance, that's more than enough.

"You're so good, you make the rest of the world seem like a rough draft. Can I be part of your story?"

Like a diamond in the rough, your beauty shines bright, she's wrong about you, you're a dazzling sight.

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears...especially when you're thicker than a snicker."

"In this dance of rivals, your grace shines bright,
A diamond in the rough, a true delight."

"Your radiant smile and hourglass figure are a rarity - a perfect fit for my arms and my one and only dream."

Like a diamond in the rough, your radiance sparkles, let's unravel the mystery of your enchanting soul.

Like a diamond in the rough, your complaints make you shine. Your words are precious, divine.

In a world filled with hate, your kindness stands out, like a diamond in the rough.

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you've got me feeling hot and bothered, and I can't catch my breath."

Are you a marathon runner? Because you've got me out of breath and craving a wild finish.

When times get rough, just know I'll always be by your side, like the moon and tide.

"Are you an endoplasmic reticulum? Because you're making my life smooth and rough at the same time."

Like a diamond in the rough, you carry heavy burdens with poise. Your resilience is a beautiful noise.

Like a diamond in the rough, your grace shines through, never will I hurt you.

Are you a diamond in the rough? Because that nose ring is shining brighter than any gem.

"Your muscles might be tough, but I'm ready for the rough. Can you build a world of passion with me?"

"You must be a diamond in the rough, because amidst all this coal, you're the only one shining."

Ugh, that sounds rough! Do you have a secret weapon for fighting off those days, or just a cozy blanket and some good shows?

Ugh, that sounds rough! When I'm under the weather, I love cozy blankets and hot soup. What’s your ultimate comfort food?

"Girlfriends in my past? Maybe, but they were just rough drafts. You, babe, are the masterpiece I've been waiting for."

"Rough as sandpaper, but hey, that's what makes us polished gems, right?"

"Your smile's as captivating as a Jamaican sunset, can this rugged heart be your island of love?"

Are you a diamond in the rough? Because playing Roblox with you always feels like a treasure hunt.

Ugh, that sounds rough! When I’m sick, I like to treat myself to some good food. What’s your favorite sick-day meal?

Your strength shines through, like a diamond in the rough. Your ability to carry heavy just isn't enough.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you just made my heart race.

"Just like a cell needs its rough endoplasmic reticulum, I think I need you for a well-structured life."

Even with a cold and cough, your beauty shines bright, like a diamond in the rough.

"Like a rough endoplasmic reticulum, you have all the elements that make up my perfect world."

When the world turns dark and tough, know that I'll never leave your side. You shine like a diamond in rough.

"Been searching for a diamond in the rough, then I found you - effortlessly shining and irresistibly precious."

"You're like the heartbeat in reggae, strong and irresistible; can this rough riddim win your heart?"

"I'm not a carpenter, but when it comes to rough edges, I promise you'll find satisfaction in my craftsmanship."

"Are you a sandpaper? Because every time I'm around you, I feel all my rough edges smoothing out."

"Your radiant smile and intoxicating curves are a rarity, darling; they make you the perfect cuddle buddy for my arms."

You must be a firecracker in bed, because I'm already feeling the sparks flying between us.

Baby, you and me gonna ride rough and dirty... on that dilapidated train to Mandalay.

"Navigating life's rough waters are a breeze when I'm with you, love. Fancy being my forever co-captain?"

Your resilience shines like a diamond in the rough, each scar telling a story of bravery.

"Is your name rough endoplasmic reticulum? Because my life's been a mess without you synthesising it."

"Your love for intensity is intoxicating; can we explore your wild side in the language of passion and whispers tonight?"

Your beauty shines like a gem in the rough, standing out like a rock among the paper-thin crowd.

You're like a rough draft - I can't wait to get my hands all over you.

"Though you're tough, and often gruff, your eyes shine brighter than any diamond rough."

Ugh, that sounds rough! I usually treat myself to some good food when I’m under the weather. What’s your guilty pleasure snack?

"If daring desires were kisses, do I have your permission to leave you breathless?"

You must be a firecracker in bed because just looking at you leaves me breathless.

"Well, life's a zoo and I'm just here trying to avoid stepping on the peacock tails. How about you?"

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your mesmerizing curves, they're like the perfect cuddle roadmap for my arms."

Like a diamond in the rough, you shine so bright, even in your stature small, you steal the night.

And if you dream of me

Remember that I like it rough

"Is your mom an architect? Cause you're a perfectly built, diamond in the rough with curves that put the best designs to shame."

"Don't worry, I bet your fingers were just too delicate for those rough guitar strings. How about a piano duet instead?"

Your intellect shines brighter than the stars, like a diamond in the rough. Can I be your nerd sidekick?

Are you a sprinter? Because you left me breathless and ready for a wild ride.

"You play mean and tough, but underneath that bluff, I know you're diamond in the rough."

"Oh, that's rough! If you need any bedtime stories to help, I'm told my life's pretty interesting!"

"Always playing rough with you, just to make you realize how much I crave your soft side, sweetheart."

"You must do grip exercises, because only a real man like you could handle a wild woman who loves to play rough."

Tired days are rough! How about we plan something fun to look forward to? Always helps recharge the batteries, don’t you think?

Roses may fade, but your beauty will endure, a diamond in the rough, pure.

Like a gem in the rough, your strength and grace outshines the toughest stuff.

"Hopping through life without you is tough, because missing your cute bunny face is rough."

Like a diamond in the rough, your beauty shines bright. Don't apologize, I'm here to make things right.

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears, especially when you wear that smile and those captivating curves."

Your strength shines through, like a diamond in the rough. Can I carry heavy burdens with you?

Yikes, sounds like a rough night! Maybe stick to regular hickeys next time... or at least upgrade to something less painful!

"Your passion for the rough terrains matches mine, how about we explore our hidden desires and lose control together?"

"Darling, you're too tempting. I'm a real man who loves to play rough, might I get the honor of your number?"

"Sounds rough! But hey, who needs confusing friendships when you've got amazing conversations like ours going on?"

"Your spirit is as wild as a stormy sea, and I'm ready to brave those waves."

"Are you a boxing match? Because you've got knockout looks that make me want to go a few rounds."

"Today's been rough, but your breathtaking smile just turned it into the best day of my life."

"Your curves might be thicker than a snicker, but they're the perfect fit for my arms, queen of natural beauty."

"Your resilience and strength are like diamonds shining brightly despite growing up in the rough."

"With your stunning beauty and mesmerizing figure, you're not just thicker than a snicker, you're the envy of everyone."

Like a diamond in the rough, you shine so bright, short king, your presence is my heart's delight.

"Rough day? Remember, even the most stunning diamond needs a little pressure to shine."

In a world of tall men, you stand out above them all, like a diamond in the rough, so tall.

When life gets rough, I'll be your anchor, always there to hold you with love and candor.

A treasure so rare, like a diamond in the rough, your value is immeasurable and more than enough.

Your strength shines through, like a diamond in the rough - carrying burdens but still so tough.

"You're like a muddy pickup truck, rough around the edges but irresistibly sexy underneath all that dirt."

Are you tired from running through my mind all day? Let's slow down and enjoy each other's company.

When you carry heavy, your strength shines through, like a diamond in the rough, I'm drawn to you.

"Are you a can of sandpaper? Because every time I look at you, my heart feels like it's being rubbed the right way."

You must be a fierce player, Izzy, because you've got me ready for some rough play.

When life gets rough, darling, remember I'm here to make it smooth with love sincere.

Are you made of diamonds? Because even in the rough, you shine bright, gorgeous.

I may be out of breath, but I'm still full of energy for you. Want to see where this goes?

As the morning sun rises, your beauty shines brighter - like a diamond in the rough.

"Did I trek too far, or just far enough, to find a girl as radiant as a diamond in the rough?"

"How about we redefine 'spit and polish'? Your beauty already shines, but I can make it sparkle even more."

"That's rough, nobody deserves that kind of betrayal. Let's focus on positivity, tell me about your favorite way to spend a weekend?"

"A rough man for a strong Jamaican queen? My heart beats faster with your every glance, sweetheart."

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

"Do I have to demonstrate how my lips can put a twist on the term 'spit game'? Let's get adventurous."

You're more than their words, a gem in the rough. Your light shines bright; they can't dim your stuff.

Come into the TARDIS. Be careful, it’s a little rough and bumpy

Like a diamond in the rough, your height is just enough to steal my heart with love.

"I've been a rough draft until now, let me be the revised edition in the book of your heart."

"With your hourglass figure and gorgeous features, you're more than just cuddle buddy material, you're the queen worth my everything."

"If teaching yoga through a rough day is winning, then you're the champion of my heart!"