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Top 31 Rough Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Rough pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Some say I'm rough, but I say I'm just a little Vekoma.

  2. Can I drive my balls into your rough?

  3. I know I said "this mortal form has grown weak", but you can go rough on me baby.

  4. Rocks aren't the only things I can get rough with.

  5. If I was an Endoplasmic Reticulum, how would you like me? Rough or Smooth?

  6. Yo girl. Are you a cubed dice roughly a quarter of an inch on every side? Because you fine.

  7. I want to always be with you, like ribosomes, always stick together with rough endoplasmic reticulum.

  8. I dont like sand

    It's coarse... rough and irritating... and it gets everywhere. Not like you, you're everything soft... and smooth.

  9. Baby, you and me gonna ride rough and dirty... on that dilapidated train to Mandalay.

  10. Come into the TARDIS. Be careful, it’s a little rough and bumpy

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What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.
Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Her*responds*
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
Me:
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

In bed I am like sand

Rough and I get everywhere

I can be your endoplasmic reticulum. Do you like it smooth or rough?

Are you a Jeep?

Cause imma ride you rough and put some miles on ya.

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If I were endoplasmic reticulum.....

How would you want me? Smooth or rough?

I’m the sand to your anakin
Cause I can be rough and get all over

Fun fact: did you know that roughly 650,000 people die from falls each year, making them the second leading accidental death?

Good to know it makes sense why I’m falling for you

Are you a turtle?

Because I want to have rough anal sex with you for 83 hours straigh

What do a hotel bed and I have in common?

We're both hard, rough, and we'll keep you up all night.

I don't like sand.

It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.

Carol: Im very very into that rough dirty look, can you put it on me?

I hope you like it rough because I don't replace my divots.

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Working Rough tinder opener

I give roughing a whole new definition.

If love be rough with you, be rough with love; Prick love for pricking, and you beat love down. Especially useful when your target gives off that "recently broke up with somebody" vibe.

Reasons to Date a Hockey Player:
1. They Always Wear Protection
2. They Have Great Hands
3. They Are Used To Scoring
4. They Have Great Stamina
5. They Find The Opening And Get It In
6. They Never Miss The Target
7. They Know How To Use Their Wood
8. They Have Long Sticks
9. They Know When To Play Rough
10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass?

Sandpaper ?

I like it rough.

I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.

Bring on the storm, I like it rough.