Do you know the weight of an polar bear….?

I don’t know either, but it’s heavy enough to break the ice.

See this ass? Take my heavy metal rod down low. (Fitness)

Mjolnir is heavy with power.

You've got my favorite body type, heavy above the fold.

Heavy metal broke my heart, will you mend it?

"Your muscles shine brighter than the summer sun, care to deliver some of that heat my way?"

"That comment you read? Well, it's true - I've been carrying these feelings for you and they're getting heavy."

"Is your gym routine a secret or can I join? Because the gravity of your charm is as heavy as those dumbbells."

"Are you a heavy metal song? Because my heart's beating faster than a double bass drum every time I see you."

"Hey babe, I've mastered handling heavy equipment - ready to see how delicately I can handle you?"

"You're the special delivery I've been waiting for, how about we take this package to the next level, Mr. Mailman?"

(Artillerist) Do you prefer my Missile Barrage or Heavy Turret?

"Do you like Eminem? Because when I saw you, my palms got sweaty, knees weak, arms heavy. Spaghetti."

"UPS isn't the only thing that's big and muscular around here. How about unloading that package in my mailbox?"

"Is your favorite band Metallica? Because my heart beats heavy metal every time I see your smile."

"Do you come with express delivery? Your muscle-bound figure has me craving for a special drop-off in my tight mailbox."

"You can lift heavy beams all day, but the way you lift my heart is truly extraordinary."

"Darling, is your hand heavy? Because I'd happily hold it for an eternity and still claim it's as light as a feather."

"Is it hot out here, or is it just your muscles making my heart sweat? Care to deliver your package in my mailbox?"

"You're into fight club, huh? Well, how about we skip the fighting and go straight for the heavy breathing?"

"Ever thought of delivering your big, sweaty package in my back truck? Because I'm open for business."

"Wait! Don't block me! I'm like a bra, always there to offer support when things get heavy."

"Even in this heavy rain, your smile seems to be the only sunshine I need."

Hermoine your boobs look very heavy... can I hold them for you?

"Are your hands feeling heavy? Because I've got the perfect solution - holding mine."

"Your hand looks heavy - can I hold it for you, just to experience a touch of heaven?"

"Is your shirt off because it's hot or because you're making my mailbox steam with anticipation for your big delivery?"

"I can't help but admire your heavy load, how about letting me handle your package in the back of your mail truck?"

"Is your heart as well-built as your shoulders? Because I'm ready for some heavy lifting."

"Though the rain falls heavy, your smile shines bright, making every stormy day suddenly feel so right."

"Hey handsome, the way you handle those packages with your muscle-bound arms is a priority delivery straight to my heart."

I'm trained and equipped to clear snow. That's why you'll hear people saying I'm a pro at heavy-duty ploughing.

"Are your abs just for show or can they handle the weight of my growing admiration for you?"

"Is it hot in here, or is it just your abs glistening under the summer sun while you deliver my package?"

"Is that a package for me in your shorts, or are you just pleased to deliver? Because either way, I'm signing for it."

"Are you ready to handle this package? It's pretty heavy and it may require some... special attention."

"Is your hand feeling heavy? Because I've been waiting a lifetime to provide the perfect lift."

"You look stunning in that outfit, but darling, don't you think clothes are a bit heavy? Let me help you."

"Are you a jeepney in Manila? Because my heart keeps chasing after you, even through heavy traffic!"

"Can we skip the golf course and hike straight to your heart? I promise I won't leave any footprints."

"Your muscles can carry any package, but can they handle the weight of my desire for you under the summer heat?"

"Is that a special delivery in your shorts, or are you just excited to see me unload?"

"Hey there, Mr. Mailman. How about delivering that heavy package to my heart instead of just my doorstep?"

"Can I be your personal trainer? Because I could see us doing reps of heartbeats and heavy breathing."

"Are your muscles made of postage? Because every time you deliver, my heart's stamp of approval gets stronger."

"That boredom sounds serious. How about we treat it with a heavy dose of flirtation and raw attraction?"

"Excuse me, but are your clothes feeling heavy? Because I'd be honored to help you carry that burden."

"You handle packages like nobody else, how about you let me explore the heavy load hiding in your shorts?"

Do you like heavy metal because I can teach you how to scream.

"Is your hand feeling heavy? Maybe it needs mine to lighten the load and add a touch of sensuality."

"Your abs glisten in the sun, but it's your thick, sweaty package that has my mailbox yearning for a special delivery."

Haha, well, you're right. But that's why God invented Uber and cranes for the heavy lifting, don't you think?

"Are you a set of dumbbells? Because every time I see you, my heart feels like it's doing heavy lifts."

"Are you a heavy metal song? Because my heart beats faster every time I see you, like a perfect rhythm."

"Are the dumbbells heavy or is it your magnetism pulling me? Let's up our heart rates together, beautiful."

"Is your hand heavy? Because I thought we could share the weight, by holding it together."

"Your sweat-soaked abs make me want to express-handle your package in the back of your truck."

"You know, they say my words carry weight, just like that comment you read. How about we lighten the load together?"

"You read that my balls are heavy? Well, they could use a light touch of your laughter to lift them up."

"Is your hand heavy? Because I could hold it for you all night long."

"Just like in golf, I've been trying to perfect my swing but with you, it feels like a hole-in-one."

"Is your left hand feeling heavy? Because I think it's missing an engagement ring."

"Are you my mailman? Because you've got the kind of package that needs to be handled with care."

"Is your body a package from UPS? Because I'm eager to sign off on those muscular deliveries."

Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you

Believe me boys, this works.

"Is your hand feeling heavy? Because I've been waiting all night to hold the world in mine."

"Is your mail truck as loaded as your shorts? Because I'm ready to handle your special delivery."