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Top 36 Heavy Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Heavy pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Heavy conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. You hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you

    Wow my first rewards

  2. Hey your hand looks heavy,

    So can I hold it for you?

  3. Your hand looks super heavy..!

    Let me hold it for you

  4. Is your hand heavy?

    Cause I’ll hold for you.

  5. Is this Heaven, or just heavy cloud cover caused by an incoming cold front?

  6. Mjolnir is heavy with power.

  7. Are your palms sweaty?

    Knees weak. Arms are heavy. There’s vomit on his sweater already. Mom’s spaghetti.

  8. Heavy metal broke my heart, will you mend it?

  9. Do you like heavy metal because I can teach you how to scream.

  10. Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you

    Believe me boys, this works.

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Funny heavy pickup lines

“Hey, could you help me find the weights heavy enough to break the ice?” (A guy told me this my first time at a new gym)

Your hand is looking a little heavy

Can I hold it for you?

Do you have a heavy machinery license?

Then why are you driving that dumptruck booty around?

Are you a heavy object?

Because I will Pick you Up Bang you to the floor and then complain about my back

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You look heavy

Want me to carry you?

Girl, let's move to Jupiter
Because I want things to get heavy.

Hey girl, are you heavy?

Cause time slows around you.

You wanna do a COVID-19 with me?

I'll watch you do a spreadie, screw with a million people, catch me, take my breath away then finally leave me with a massive debt and a depression that can't be fixed, leading me to a life of heavy drinking, self isolation and an eventual heroin overdose in a ditch with my mangled, dirty body never to be found without a soul on earth caring.

Are you my steering wheel?

Cause I wanna kiss you every time there’s heavy traffic.

Are your hands heavy?

Cuz I can hold then for you.

DOOMFIST: Would you like to hold my hand? ...

It's getting a bit heavy.

Girl that booty is like a Heavy Bag

I want to hit it all night long.

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Working Heavy tinder opener

Your eyes seem pretty heavy

Let me jam some knives in them after you saw me

Your body is so out of this world...

I need a billion dollars and a falcon heavy to get in uranus.

(Nerdy pick up line)

Are you the hulk?

Cause I’ve got a heavy hammer for you to try to lift

Your hand seems pretty heavy...

Let me hold it for you

- Day 44

Clothes look heavy on ya, want me to relieve some?

Let's get hoth and heavy.

The weights in this gym just aren't heavy enough... would you mind sitting on my face while I do some crunches?

Do me like the Dunes, baby- hot and heavy by day, calm and cool by night.

Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy

Well, tie me to a pig and roll me in the mud! You are mighty purdy for a heavy girl.

Is this a heavy metal band cause girl i wanna ROCK with you!