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Top 44 Heavy Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Heavy pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Heavy tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. You hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you

    Wow my first rewards

  2. Hey your hand looks heavy,

    So can I hold it for you?

  3. Your hand looks super heavy..!

    Let me hold it for you

  4. Is your hand heavy?

    Cause I’ll hold for you.

  5. Your hands looks heavy...can I hold them for you

  6. Is this Heaven, or just heavy cloud cover caused by an incoming cold front?

  7. Do you know the weight of an polar bear….?

    I don’t know either, but it’s heavy enough to break the ice.

  8. See this ass? Take my heavy metal rod down low. (Fitness)

  9. Mjolnir is heavy with power.

  10. You've got my favorite body type, heavy above the fold.


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Working heavy pickup lines

Are your palms sweaty?
Knees weak. Arms are heavy. There’s vomit on his sweater already. Mom’s spaghetti.

Heavy metal broke my heart, will you mend it?

Jett: Oh, my back hurts! Everyone's so heavy!

(Artillerist) Do you prefer my Missile Barrage or Heavy Turret?

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I'm trained and equipped to clear snow. That's why you'll hear people saying I'm a pro at heavy-duty ploughing.

Do you like heavy metal because I can teach you how to scream.

Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you

Believe me boys, this works.

“Hey, could you help me find the weights heavy enough to break the ice?” (A guy told me this my first time at a new gym)

Your hand is looking a little heavy

Can I hold it for you?

Do you have a heavy machinery license?

Then why are you driving that dumptruck booty around?

Are you a heavy object?

Because I will Pick you Up Bang you to the floor and then complain about my back

*ghasps* sorry *ghasps and heavy breathing* you ... took my breath away

You can keep going with “could you give me some mouth to mouth”

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Working Heavy tinder opener

Girl, let's move to Jupiter

Because I want things to get heavy.

Hey girl, are you heavy?

Cause time slows around you.

Are you my steering wheel?

Cause I wanna kiss you every time there’s heavy traffic.

You wanna do a COVID-19 with me?

I'll watch you do a spreadie, screw with a million people, catch me, take my breath away then finally leave me with a massive debt and a depression that can't be fixed, leading me to a life of heavy drinking, self isolation and an eventual heroin overdose in a ditch with my mangled, dirty body never to be found without a soul on earth caring.

Are your hands heavy?

Cuz I can hold then for you.

DOOMFIST: Would you like to hold my hand? ...

It's getting a bit heavy.

Girl that booty is like a Heavy Bag

I want to hit it all night long.

I heard you’re into heavy lifting

I was wondering if you’d be interested in blowing your back out in places outside of the gym

Your eyes seem pretty heavy

Let me jam some knives in them after you saw me

Your hand seems pretty heavy...

Let me hold it for you

- Day 44

Your body is so out of this world...

I need a billion dollars and a falcon heavy to get in uranus.

(Nerdy pick up line)