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Top 41 Heavy Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Heavy pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. You hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you

    Wow my first rewards

  2. Hey your hand looks heavy,

    So can I hold it for you?

  3. Your hand looks super heavy..!

    Let me hold it for you

  4. Is your hand heavy?

    Cause I’ll hold for you.

  5. Is this Heaven, or just heavy cloud cover caused by an incoming cold front?

  6. Mjolnir is heavy with power.

  7. Are your palms sweaty?

    Knees weak. Arms are heavy. There’s vomit on his sweater already. Mom’s spaghetti.

  8. Heavy metal broke my heart, will you mend it?

  9. Hey your cock looks heavy

    can I help you hold it

  10. Do you like heavy metal because I can teach you how to scream.

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Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you
Believe me boys, this works.

Your breasts look heavy .... Do you need

Me to hold them for you.

“Hey, could you help me find the weights heavy enough to break the ice?” (A guy told me this my first time at a new gym)

Your hand is looking a little heavy

Can I hold it for you?

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Are you a heavy object?

Because I will Pick you Up Bang you to the floor and then complain about my back

*ghasps* sorry *ghasps and heavy breathing* you ... took my breath away
You can keep going with “could you give me some mouth to mouth”

You look heavy

Want me to carry you?

Girl, let's move to Jupiter

Because I want things to get heavy.

Hey girl, are you heavy?

Cause time slows around you.

Are you my steering wheel?

Cause I wanna bang you every time there’s heavy traffic.

You wanna do a COVID-19 with me?

I'll watch you do a spreadie, screw with a million people, catch me, take my breath away then finally leave me with a massive debt and a depression that can't be fixed, leading me to a life of heavy drinking, self isolation and an eventual heroin overdose in a ditch with my mangled, dirty body never to be found without a soul on earth caring.

Are your hands heavy?

Cuz I can hold then for you.

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Working Heavy tinder opener

Girl that booty is like a Heavy Bag

I want to hit it all night long.

I heard you’re into heavy lifting

I was wondering if you’d be interested in blowing your back out in places outside of the gym

Your body is so out of this world...

I need a billion dollars and a falcon heavy to get in uranus.

(Nerdy pick up line)

Are you the hulk?

Cause I’ve got a heavy hammer for you to try to lift

Your eyes seem pretty heavy

Let me jam some knives in them after you saw me

Your hand seems pretty heavy...

Let me hold it for you

- Day 44

Those boobs look very heavy...

can I hold them for you?

Clothes look heavy on ya, want me to relieve some?

See this ass? Take my heavy metal rod down low. (Fitness)

Let's get hoth and heavy.

The weights in this gym just aren't heavy enough... would you mind sitting on my face while I do some crunches?