Top 34 Heavy Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Heavy chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. You hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you

   Wow my first rewards

2. Hey your hand looks heavy,

   So can I hold it for you?

3. Your hand looks super heavy..!

   Let me hold it for you

4. Is your hand heavy?

   Cause I’ll hold for you.

5. Is this Heaven, or just heavy cloud cover caused by an incoming cold front?

6. Mjolnir is heavy with power.

7. Are your palms sweaty?

   Knees weak. Arms are heavy. There’s vomit on his sweater already. Mom’s spaghetti.

8. Heavy metal broke my heart, will you mend it?

9. Do you like heavy metal because I can teach you how to scream.

10. Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you

    Believe me boys, this works.

Funny heavy pickup lines

Your hand is looking a little heavy
Can I hold it for you?

Are you a heavy object?

Because I will Pick you Up Bang you to the floor and then complain about my back

*ghasps* sorry *ghasps and heavy breathing* you ... took my breath away

You can keep going with “could you give me some mouth to mouth”

You look heavy

Want me to carry you?

You wanna do a COVID-19 with me?

I'll watch you do a spreadie, screw with a million people, catch me, take my breath away then finally leave me with a massive debt and a depression that can't be fixed, leading me to a life of heavy drinking, self isolation and an eventual heroin overdose in a ditch with my mangled, dirty body never to be found without a soul on earth caring.

The Action Hero

A little backstory to this one.

One of my biggest pet peeves is when I don’t get a “thank you” from someone I held a door open for in public. I brought this up in conversation to someone who studied psychology and he told me that people are generally preoccupied with their thoughts and aren’t consciously aware of their surroundings, so they are pretty much in “auto pilot” mode.

I decided to test this, so the next time I opened the door for someone, instead of just holding it open without saying a word, I would say, “Here. Let me get that for you.” Boom! “Thank you!” The guy I talked to was right. These people just needed to be awaken back into reality.

I started getting creative after this. I am happily married, so I don’t go around using pickup lines, but I think this has potential...

I call this, **The Action Hero**

Spot out a woman you’d like to meet walking into a public place. Try to get to the door before she does. Pretend you’re starring in an action film. Grab the door and act like it’s real heavy. Really act like you’re struggling. Turn to the woman and exclaim with a dramatic dialogue like, “Just save yourself! Don’t worry about me! Hurry! Can’t...Hold it...Much...Longer!” Once she makes it inside, dramatically close the door behind you, act like you’re out of breath (fall to the ground if you’re feeling extra daring) and say something like, “Whew! That was a close one!” Make your introduction.

I have actually done this and it always gets a laugh. I have not used it to pick up or hit on women, but I think it has potential. It’s definitely unique and people will definitely remember you.

Feel free to use. I only ask you to inform me of any results you get.

Are your hands heavy?
Cuz I can hold then for you.

DOOMFIST: Would you like to hold my hand? ...

It's getting a bit heavy.

Girl that booty is like a Heavy Bag

I want to hit it all night long.

I heard you’re into heavy lifting

I was wondering if you’d be interested in blowing your back out in places outside of the gym

Your body is so out of this world...

I need a billion dollars and a falcon heavy to get in uranus.

(Nerdy pick up line)

Your eyes seem pretty heavy

Let me jam some knives in them after you saw me

Your hand seems pretty heavy...

Let me hold it for you

- Day 44

Are you the hulk?

Cause I’ve got a heavy hammer for you to try to lift

Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy

Hermoine your boobs look very heavy... can I hold them for you?

Well, tie me to a pig and roll me in the mud! You are mighty purdy for a heavy girl.

Is this a heavy metal band cause girl i wanna ROCK with you!

I like my women like I like my dreidels.....bottom heavy

Clothes look heavy on ya, want me to relieve some?

See this ass? Take my heavy metal rod down low. (Fitness)

Let's get hoth and heavy.

The weights in this gym just aren't heavy enough... would you mind sitting on my face while I do some crunches?

Do me like the Dunes, baby- hot and heavy by day, calm and cool by night.