I want to infiltrate your thalmor castle with my Altmer, with light armor of course.

Let's turn off the lights so I can show you some lightning.

I want to go to the gym,

so I can walk up to a lady on the treadmill lean in close and whisper tread lightly!

Baby, you're the light in my corona.

If you refuse my request, I think you better tread lightly.

Baby you light up the court like nobody else, the way that you serve that ball got me overwhelmed.

Are you an arsonist

Cuz you light up every room you walk into

You're like a bright light and I'm like a bug, because I'm so darn attracted to you.

Baby, come and light my sacred fire.

Since you are kind of hideous, and electricity isn't Green, let's turn these lights off, baby.

The color palate of your face is really great in this lighting.

Stop lighting me up like a TNT, I'm gonna explode!

You light up my world like Apollo.

Y'all might not be the purtiest gal here,

but we can change that with the flip of a light switch.

Wanna watch the northern lights tonight?

A flash light isnt the only thing ill be turning on tonight.

Hey girl, are you a bright light source?

Cuz once I look at you, I see you everywhere everytime I close my eyes.

You must be an electrician because

You light up my day

(This a transformers related one)

Are you the matrix of leadership ? Cuz every time you say hi, you light up my darkest hour.

Are you a torch? Cause you're lighting up my world.

I dont think i need lights anymore

Because you brighten up my world.

Is that your light cannon or are you just happy to see me?

Are you a Diwali firecracker? Because your smile is lighting up my world brighter than any celebration could.

When the captain turns off the seat belt light feel free to roam about my cabin.

Like a diya on Diwali night, you bring light to my life, oh so bright.

Puppies are as cute as the speed of light is fast, but your cuteness threshold approaches that limit.

Sounds the War of 1812 ? I’ll light your White House on fire...

Your eyes are shining brighter than any Navratri lights, can I be the one to light up your world tonight?

Is your name Diwali?

Because just like the festival, you light up my world with your presence.

My phone is Light

*>Goes up to a lady and holds out my phone to her "Would you mind holding this for a second?"*
\>Lady takes the phone for a moment
\>A*sks "Does my phone feel light to you"*


\>Lady responds "I guess?"
\>T*akes the phone back "I knew it it's been feeling light all day, and I just can't figure out out"*
\>O*pens up the contacts list and browses through it, when a sudden look of shock is on my face "I figured it out!"*
\>Lady goes "What?"


*>Says as I hold the phone out to her again "It's missing your number"*

Would you like to try a little light toilettage? It can be... cleansing...

Hey girl, are you a light switch?

Because I want to fumble around in the dark until I turn you on.

You light up my world like nobody else (Iron Man)

Are you the speed of light?

Because as I approach you, time slows down.

Are you a Bud Light Lime?

Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.

One day, an Autobot shall rise from my pants, and use the power of my matrix to light your darkest area.

If you were a jack-o'-lantern sweetheart, I'd totally light your candle.

You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages,

you light up my world.

I may not be the best looking guy

But, beauty is just a light switch away

Babe, I promise I am not faster than the speed of light.

I don't need to summon thunder to light you up! (Thor)

Your smile outshines every Diwali lamp, how about we light up the night together?

I do not need lights anymore because you bright up my darkest hours.

Hey girl, are you a broken light bulb? Because I want to screw and take you out.

Do you come here often and sit hopelessly under the dim lights of the bar? I might just make your life even more meaningless.

Is that the sun coming up?

Or is that just you lighting up my day?

You must be the North Star, because the light around you led me to your heart.

Do you have a light? Because you are smoking hot.

In a dark place we find ourselves, and a little more knowledge lights our way.

What goes faster than the speed of light? Me getting the h**... outta there when I first saw your ship!

Your smile lights up my inside quicker than spicy hot tacos.

When I e**..., you'll see a thousand points of light.

You are my perfect taco. Thick on the bottom and light on the top.

I must be a thylakoid, because you’re my light reaction.

You remind me of the sun. Because your light shines on me.

Hey baby you are so bright that you are making me blind.

Are you Twi? Because you are my light.

You are the highlight of my day.

If not for the sun you would be my brightest spot on earth.

You light up my day and are music to my ears.

Baby you light up my world like a piccolo lights up the sharp side of a tuner.

Rise and shine babe! I will light you up with some sweet afterglow.

Babe, you light my darkest hour.

Do you have a lighter?

If the answer is no “ Then how did you light my heart on fire”

Are you the moon? Because you light up my darkest moments.

Want to play War of 1812? I'll light your White House on fire.

Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.

Is it morning yet? I couldn’t tell if it’s light out or if it’s your beauty lighting the room.

When you walk in to the room, all my spotlight lands on you.

It's always morning when I see you. Because you just light up my world.

Baby you light up my world faster than a piccolo lights up the sharp side of a tuner.

Are you First Light? Because you put some special powers in my Agent.

Baby you light up my mood like the way chocolate can.

Are you a lightning bug? Because you light up my world!

Are you a Bud Light Lime? Because I am down for a good time.

You must be a torch, because you light up my world.

Are you the sun?

Because your the light of my day

Hey girl are you a cigarette?

Cause I wanna light you on fire and throw yah in the garbage when I'm done with you ;)

Rub me until my light comes out.

Hey girl, are you my light? 'Cause I can't believe it took me this long to find you.

By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!

Marauder: Baby...you really light my fuse (weapon fires) Whoops! (distant explosion heard) DAMN! Premature Detonation!

Life isn’t just about darkness or light, rather it’s about finding love within the darkness.

Are you Apollo? Cause you light up my day and are music to my ears.

You got a light switch? Because you know how to turn me on.

Are you the lord of light? Because my heart burns for you.

Girl are you a light bulb? Because I am a moth.

Have you applied an outer glow effect, or does that heavenly light just follow you naturally?

Would you rub my magical lamp, because I am about to explode some light into you.

You run like light. How can I get high-speed access?

Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.

Hey baby, I must be a light switch,

cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Baby, are you the moon?

'Cause even when it's dark, you light up my world

Light is the second fastest thing ever,

The first would be my heart beat after I saw you.

Are you a light bulb cuz i can turn you on with fingers

"Your smile is like a sunrise, Xiao, it brings light to my darkest night and ignites my deepest desires."

"Are you Snow White? Because even without seven dwarfs, you light up my world with your enchanting beauty."

I am not an electrician..!

But I can light up your day

"Your smile could turn my darkest days into a dawn; care to share some light with this lonely heart tonight?"

"Your smile is my sunshine, can you light up my world forever?"

"Are you sure you're not a sunset? Because your beauty lights up my entire world before the darkness."

"Does your smile have a copyright? Because it lights up even my darkest moments."

"You must be the dust of stars, because your beauty lights up even the darkest of my nights."

"Just like this annual day, you light up the room and make it a once-a-year occasion worth waiting for."

"Your smile is like a sunrise, bringing light and warmth into my life every time it appears."

"Because I promise to light up your day with snaps brighter than any filter could ever achieve."

"Your smoky aura caught my eye, mind if I light up your world with my charm?"

"Sweetest May, in your eyes I sway, a single word can make my day, won't you light my way?"

"Your smile outshines the most precious gold, can it light up my world too?"

"Rija, your smile lights up a room even brighter than any star could ever aspire to."

"Your smile lights up my world, but it's your intellect that really turns me on."

"Girl, I won't worm my way in, but I can't promise I won't light up your life with my charm."

"Even in the darkest moments, your smile is the light that guides me home, want to heal together?"

"Hi Sadie, your smile could light up the darkest room. How about we dim the lights and test that theory?"

"Is your smile a glow stick? Because every time I see it, you light up my darkest rave."

"Your smile in that video could outshine the stars, care to light up my world in person tonight?"

"Without a gallbladder, you’re so light, like a feather; will you float into my heart, so we can heal together?"

"That red dress is stunning, but it's your smile that truly lights up the room."

"You light up my world brighter than any bioluminesce, like a flagellum, in your love I want to coalesce."

"Your smile could light up a room, but it's your love for women that truly illuminates my world."

"Like a cell's guiding light, I'm the flagellum; with your love, life takes a beautiful rhythm."

"Even with a face full of acne cream, your sexy aura still lights up the room."

"Your smile lights up my world. Do you think it could brighten every day as my girlfriend?"

"Just like the sun, your smile lights up my world every time you walk into the room."

"Girl, you're like the light in my life, dripping sweet and luscious like a juicy fruit on my tongue."

"On this magical Christmas night, would you grace me with a dance to light up my festive delight?"

"You love anime, and I love the way your eyes light up when you talk about it. Can I be your next episode?"

"Your beauty could light up the darkest night - how about we explore the stars together?"

"Your green dress is lovely, but it's your beautiful smile that truly lights up the room."

"Excuse me, but your glasses aren't just making you look smarter, they're lighting up my world."

"That smile could light up a room, but it's your eyes that have me absolutely entranced. Need some company to keep them shining?"