I want to infiltrate your thalmor castle with my Altmer, with light armor of course.

Let's turn off the lights so I can show you some lightning.

I want to go to the gym,

so I can walk up to a lady on the treadmill lean in close and whisper tread lightly!

Baby, you're the light in my corona.

If you refuse my request, I think you better tread lightly.

Baby you light up the court like nobody else, the way that you serve that ball got me overwhelmed.

Are you an arsonist

Cuz you light up every room you walk into

You're like a bright light and I'm like a bug, because I'm so darn attracted to you.

Baby, come and light my sacred fire.

Since you are kind of hideous, and electricity isn't Green, let's turn these lights off, baby.

The color palate of your face is really great in this lighting.

Stop lighting me up like a TNT, I'm gonna explode!

You light up my world like Apollo.

Y'all might not be the purtiest gal here,

but we can change that with the flip of a light switch.

Wanna watch the northern lights tonight?

A flash light isnt the only thing ill be turning on tonight.

Hey girl, are you a bright light source?

Cuz once I look at you, I see you everywhere everytime I close my eyes.

You must be an electrician because

You light up my day

(This a transformers related one)

Are you the matrix of leadership ? Cuz every time you say hi, you light up my darkest hour.

Are you a torch? Cause you're lighting up my world.

I dont think i need lights anymore

Because you brighten up my world.

Is that your light cannon or are you just happy to see me?

Are you a Diwali firecracker? Because your smile is lighting up my world brighter than any celebration could.

When the captain turns off the seat belt light feel free to roam about my cabin.

Like a diya on Diwali night, you bring light to my life, oh so bright.

Puppies are as cute as the speed of light is fast, but your cuteness threshold approaches that limit.

Sounds the War of 1812 ? I’ll light your White House on fire...

Your eyes are shining brighter than any Navratri lights, can I be the one to light up your world tonight?

Is your name Diwali?

Because just like the festival, you light up my world with your presence.

My phone is Light

*>Goes up to a lady and holds out my phone to her "Would you mind holding this for a second?"*
\>Lady takes the phone for a moment
\>A*sks "Does my phone feel light to you"*


\>Lady responds "I guess?"
\>T*akes the phone back "I knew it it's been feeling light all day, and I just can't figure out out"*
\>O*pens up the contacts list and browses through it, when a sudden look of shock is on my face "I figured it out!"*
\>Lady goes "What?"


*>Says as I hold the phone out to her again "It's missing your number"*

Would you like to try a little light toilettage? It can be... cleansing...

Hey girl, are you a light switch?

Because I want to fumble around in the dark until I turn you on.

Are you the speed of light?

Because as I approach you, time slows down.

You light up my world like nobody else (Iron Man)

Are you a Bud Light Lime?

Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.

One day, an Autobot shall rise from my pants, and use the power of my matrix to light your darkest area.

You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages,

you light up my world.

If you were a jack-o'-lantern sweetheart, I'd totally light your candle.

I may not be the best looking guy

But, beauty is just a light switch away

Babe, I promise I am not faster than the speed of light.

Your smile outshines every Diwali lamp, how about we light up the night together?

I don't need to summon thunder to light you up! (Thor)

I do not need lights anymore because you bright up my darkest hours.

Hey girl, are you a broken light bulb? Because I want to screw and take you out.

Do you come here often and sit hopelessly under the dim lights of the bar? I might just make your life even more meaningless.

Is that the sun coming up?

Or is that just you lighting up my day?

Do you have a light? Because you are smoking hot.

You must be the North Star, because the light around you led me to your heart.

In a dark place we find ourselves, and a little more knowledge lights our way.

Rub my magic lamp and I'll bring light into your world.

Your smile lights up my inside quicker than spicy hot tacos.

You are my perfect taco. Thick on the bottom and light on the top.

When I e**..., you'll see a thousand points of light.

I must be a thylakoid, because you’re my light reaction.

You remind me of the sun. Because your light shines on me.

Hey baby you are so bright that you are making me blind.

Are you Twi? Because you are my light.

You are the highlight of my day.

If not for the sun you would be my brightest spot on earth.

You light up my day and are music to my ears.

Baby you light up my world like a piccolo lights up the sharp side of a tuner.

Rise and shine babe! I will light you up with some sweet afterglow.

Babe, you light my darkest hour.

Do you have a lighter?

If the answer is no “ Then how did you light my heart on fire”

Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.

Want to play War of 1812? I'll light your White House on fire.

Are you the moon? Because you light up my darkest moments.

Is it morning yet? I couldn’t tell if it’s light out or if it’s your beauty lighting the room.

When you walk in to the room, all my spotlight lands on you.

It's always morning when I see you. Because you just light up my world.

Maybe you have to know the darkness before you can appreciate the light. And I am your light.

Are you First Light? Because you put some special powers in my Agent.

Are you the sun?

Because your the light of my day

You must be a torch, because you light up my world.

Are you a Bud Light Lime? Because I am down for a good time.

Are you a lightning bug? Because you light up my world!

Baby you light up my mood like the way chocolate can.

Rub me until my light comes out.

Hey girl are you a cigarette?

Cause I wanna light you on fire and throw yah in the garbage when I'm done with you ;)

Her eyes are bright as halogen lamps, energy-saving light of my life?

Marauder: Baby...you really light my fuse (weapon fires) Whoops! (distant explosion heard) DAMN! Premature Detonation!

By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!

Are you Apollo? Cause you light up my day and are music to my ears.

Life isn’t just about darkness or light, rather it’s about finding love within the darkness.

You got a light switch? Because you know how to turn me on.

Are you the lord of light? Because my heart burns for you.

Girl are you a light bulb? Because I am a moth.

I feel like one of those lights that turns on whenever there is motion.

You keep turning me on every time you appear.

You run like light. How can I get high-speed access?

Would you rub my magical lamp, because I am about to explode some light into you.

Are you a light bulb cuz i can turn you on with fingers

Light is the second fastest thing ever,

The first would be my heart beat after I saw you.

Baby, are you the moon?

'Cause even when it's dark, you light up my world

Hey baby, I must be a light switch,

cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.

"In the game of love, you’re the ultimate ace,
Peppa, with your charm and skill, you light up this space."

Meeting you feels like a song divine,
In a world of chaos, your light will shine.
With every word, you spark my muse,
In this dance of fate, I hope we choose.

Fate’s whisper brought us here, a spark divine,
Your light ignites the shadows, makes the stars align.

Meeting you feels like a dream,
In this cosmic dance, we gleam.
Your light's a spark, so rare, divine,
With every word, our souls entwine.

"Your smile lights up this big house; mind if I move in and make it our happy home?"

"Is your smile made of pixels? Because it lights up my screen and brightens my day!"

"Excuse me, but your radiant glow could outshine the sun—mind if I bask in your light for a while?"

"Is your smile a secret? Because it’s been lighting up my day and I’d love to bask in it more."

“Are you a Diwali light? Because you brighten up my world more than all the fireworks combined!”

"Are you a constellation? Because your glow is lighting up my universe."

"Is it the red lights, or did you just set my heart on fire from that bathtub?"

"Is it the red lights, or do you always look this stunningly irresistible in a bubble bath?"

"If my heart's the prize, babe, I’d pay any cost just to see that smile light up my day."

"I must be at a Garba night, because your smile lights up the room just like the brightest dandiya."

I’d say a good dose of laughter and some intriguing chats would be a great start. Let’s keep it light and see where it leads!

"In a world of whispers, your light shines bright, chained to your beauty, I find pure delight."

"Is that bracelet I gifted you making you sparkle, or is it just your stunning smile lighting up the room?"

"Are you a sunset? Because you light up my world with those beautiful colors."

"Are you the moon? Because your beauty lights up my darkest nights and makes me crave a closer orbit."

"Well, baby, you must be a power source because I can’t resist your spark. Let’s see what else we can light up together. 😉"

"With a vibe like yours, I’d say we're about to create quite the glow! 🔥 How do you usually turn up the heat?"

"Only if you promise to let me dim the lights a little later. I have a feeling we could create some real sparks together! 🔥"

"In the garden of life, you're the rarest bloom; let me be the sun that lights up your room."

"With eyes like stars that light up the sea, I can’t help but think you belong to me."

"Are you a chloroplast? Because you bring the light and energy into my life every day."

"In a garden of dreams, you’re the rarest bloom, your smile lights my path, dispelling all gloom."

"Are you a light blue sky? Because you just brightened my day!"

"Your smile lights up the room, your eyes are a serene delight, with you, everything feels just right."

Are you a morning sunbeam? Because you light up my day brighter than coffee ever could.

"Are you a painting? Because every time I see you in mint green, you brighten up my day."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your mint green eyes are as soothing as a summer breeze.

Are you a professional photographer? Because every time you smile, it lights up the room.

"Your smile lights up the room and my world. Can I be the reason behind it?"

If smiles were currency, you'd be the richest person in the world. Your beautiful smile lights up my day.

In your blue light eyes, I see a world of endless skies.

Your beautiful melting smile could light up the night sky. Can I be the star that joins you?