Top 50 Dark Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Dark pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. You know how they say bats can see in the dark? Well, you should see what THIS bat can do in the dark!

2. If you get lost in the midst of darkness I'll help you find the iron rod.

3. Hey baby, want to see a fusion between my white Dragon and your Dark Hole?

4. Want to see my dark night rise?

5. ou must be Catwoman because you make my Dark Knight rise.

6. I just wrote about you in my dark emotional journal. Wanna read?

7. Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.

8. You must be Catwoman cause the Dark Knight Rises.

9. Hi there I'm a dark and tortured super hero!

10. Hello, my name is Endo...

    let me show you the Dark Side.

Funny dark pickup lines

Hey girl! MY Dark Knights Rising!

How about me and you go in a dark room and make a coalition...

You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.

Wanna get outta here and check out the dark night?

Hey girl you're as hot as my Venti double shot dark mocha macchiato with no foam.

The Dark Knight isn't the only thing that's rising.

Are you a lightbulb?

Because I wanna turn you on in the dark.

If you were a noose I'd hang with you.

A great way to tell if the person you're talking to likes dark humor and doesn't take everything so seriously.
WHY SO SERIOUS is usually my response if they get offended. I'm an asshole ik.

You look like you have some darkness inside you. Would you like some more? And, by the way, I call my penis darkness.

Are you my big toe?

Because I just wanna bang you on all my furniture in the dark.

You are just the way I like my coffee. Tall, dark and strong.

Girl are you dark mode?

Coz turning you on is my number one priority

Are you the sunset

Because seeing you is my favorite part if the day and when you are gone everything seems so dark

Safe memes to let girls know you like memes without showing your dark side

Some of the girls that i matched with want memes but the ones i like are hardcore so if u know of any light or funny memes let me know thanks.

Hey girl, are you French Vanilla Creamer?

Cause you turn my dark moments light and sweet

That means we do it in the dark.

Warning, this one is dark

Somebody called my dick a shotgun once, and I wanted to ask if you’d be my Kurt Cobain.

Hey babygirl, are you an anglerfish

Because you light up the way my dark world...

...and I want to bite onto you and fuse my vital and reproductive organs and blood veins with yours before I die. Please, I don't have long!

Girl are you a candle?

Coz you're my spark in the dark

Going to slide in this cuties DMs with this one

“Hey cutie, is your last name suicide? Cause I think about you every day”

-Now hear me outttttt, I need to know she has dark humor to see if we compatible lol. I’ll keep you all updated on the results...

I can’t wait to take you home and lock you in a cold dark cellar for years...oh wait, is that wrong?

Hey girl, are you the fan of batman?

Cos whenever i look at you, my dark knight rises.

I like my woman how I like my coffee

Dark, Sweet and a with a bitter aftertaste