Top 50 Dark Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Dark pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. You know how they say bats can see in the dark?

   Well, you should see what THIS bat can do in the dark!

2. If you get lost in the midst of darkness

   I'll help you find the iron rod.

3. Hey baby, want to see a fusion between my white Dragon and your Dark Hole?

4. Want to see my dark night rise?

5. I just wrote about you in my dark emotional journal.

   Wanna read?

6. Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter?

   Because you’re indescribable.

7. You must be Catwoman cause the Dark Knight Rises.

8. Hi there I'm a dark and tortured super hero!

9. Hello, my name is Endo...

   let me show you the Dark Side.

10. It's getting dark...

    Can you smile real quick to brighten it up?

Funny dark pickup lines

Hey girl! MY Dark Knights Rising!

How about me and you go in a dark room and make a coalition...

Hey girl, are you a light switch?

Because I want to fumble around in the dark until I turn you on.

You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages,

you light up my world.

Baby, you remind me of a film reel....

..I just wanna take you in a dark room & see what develops! ;)

Hey girl you're as hot as my Venti double shot dark mocha macchiato with no foam.

The Dark Knight isn't the only thing that's rising.

Hey girl, how about we get in my car and go to a dark parking lot this weekend?

I know a great drive-in theater!

Are you a lightbulb?

Because I wanna turn you on in the dark.

Baby, are you the moon?

'Cause even when it's dark, you light up my world

You look like you have some darkness inside you. Would you like some more? And, by the way, I call my penis darkness.

Are you my big toe?

Because I just wanna bang you on all my furniture in the dark.

Girl are you dark mode?

Coz turning you on is my number one priority

Are with the dark brotherhood?

Because, baby, I never saw you coming.

The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes

And the moon and stars were the gifts you gave To the dark and the empty skies

Are you the sunset

Because seeing you is my favorite part if the day and when you are gone everything seems so dark

Hey girl, are you French Vanilla Creamer?

Cause you turn my dark moments light and sweet

Somebody called my dick a shotgun once,

and I wanted to ask if you’d be my Kurt Cobain.

Hey babygirl, are you an anglerfish

Because you light up the way my dark world...

...and I want to bite onto you and fuse my vital and reproductive organs and blood veins with yours before I die. Please, I don't have long!

Girl are you a candle?

Coz you're my spark in the dark

Any dirty + cheesy + dark ones?

Are you joker?

Are you joker?
Cuz my dark knight rises when i see you.

Hey cutie, is your last name suicide?

Cause I think about you every day