Top 50 Blind Pick Up lines

Do you want to impress that guy or girl with funny blind pick up lines? These blind pick up lines may work for you. They are funny, cheesy, and sometimes witty. Use these blind pick up lines when you are in a dark place or situation. They feature common blind related themes like eyes, sight, and darkness. Enjoy and have fun with these blind pick up lines.

Hey girl do you want to look at the sun

Because than you'll be as blinded as me.
Your body is a poem

And I am a blind guy that only reads in braille.
They tell me if I could see your face, I'd instantly fall in love...
You so fine girl, you make a blind man see.
Hey baby, want to come over for some descriptive audio and chill?
I can't see you, but ima touch you in all the right spots.

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Hey girl, are you the sun?

Because you just blinded me with your beauty‍🦯

You're beauty is so blinding, you should be raybanned

If I were blind, I would still know you’re beautiful.

Hey girl… I’m blind

Can I read your shirt?

I may be blind, but my brailly skills tell me you have some fine humps.

You can't hear but you can see were perfect for eachother.

I'm not blind

But even if I were I would be able to sense your beauty from a mile away

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Baby, bring your lips closer cause I can't read them.

I don't need eyes to see how beautiful you are.

You're so sweet on the eyes,
That you gave me diabetic retinopathy and now I'm blind.

What happens when a lacrosse player goes blind? They become a referee.

I was blinded by your beauty...

I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes

I might need a Medoc, cuz your beauty has blinded me.

I can't see my p**.... Can you tell me what it looks like?

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I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Hey baby you are so bright that you are making me blind.

Are you Phoenix? Because your beauty is blinding me.

Would you slap me if I asked to see your breasts? What if I see with my hands?

Can I borrow your sunglasses? You're blinding me.

Hey baby, can I read your n**...?

Do you wear glasses? Maybe you should take them off and have a blind date with me.

If I was blind would you let me read you n**... like Braille?

I’m old and blind sweetie, can I feel you?

I wish I was blind

So that I could touch you inappropriately ;)

You have a beautiful voice. I bet it would sound even better muffled by my p**....

Here is a list of things why you are my sun:

1. You are so hot
2. I get blinded when I look your way
3. I can't seem to leave your orbit.

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Are you a spotlight cause you're blinding me and making it hard to wall.

Have you tried blind-folded archery? You don't know what you are missing.

I can't believe you've never met a Deaf person before.

Your smile is so bright

It has turned me into The Weeknd, because I'm blinded by the lights.

Are you blind?

Because I hope you’re not seeing anyone right now

Do you believe in love at first hear? Because I've never dated a blind chick before.

Are you a flashbang?

Cause' your looks are blinding me

Thanks to you i have to claim disability

Because i am now blind by your beauty.

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My love for you is blind...

But I read you in braille.

Hey come over here and let me read your chest!

Hey girl are you blind?

Cause I wanna hand you my white stick.

Even though i'm blind, i will still have an eye on you.

Im sorry for the people who are actually blind, no offense, although, they will probably not see this.

Can you help me with directions?

*pretend to be blind*

Your spark is turning me blind.

Fallen hard for you already.

I may be blind, but I can still "see" a future with you...

Hey can you help me cross the road?

I became blind, my eyes got lost somewhere in your bra.

Are you a star

Because you're blindingly hot

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