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Top 50 Blind Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Blind pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Blind conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey girl do you want to look at the sun

    Because than you'll be as blinded as me.

  2. Your body is a poem

    And I am a blind guy that only reads in braille.

  3. They tell me if I could see your face, I'd instantly fall in love...

  4. You so fine girl, you make a blind man see.

  5. Hey baby, want to come over for some descriptive audio and chill?

  6. I can't see you, but ima touch you in all the right spots.

  7. Hey girl, are you the sun?

    Because you just blinded me with your beauty‍🦯

  8. You're beauty is so blinding, you should be raybanned

  9. If I were blind, I would still know you’re beautiful.

  10. Hey girl… I’m blind

    Can I read your shirt?

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If you were a book, I’d wish I were blind.
So I can read you in Braille.

I may be blind, but my brailly skills tell me you have some fine humps.

You can't hear but you can see were perfect for eachother.

I'm not blind

But even if I were I would be able to sense your beauty from a mile away

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I don't need eyes to see how beautiful you are.

You're so sweet on the eyes,
That you gave me diabetic retinopathy and now I'm blind.

I might need a Medoc, cuz your beauty has blinded me.

I was blinded by your beauty...

I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes

I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Can I borrow your sunglasses? You're blinding me.

Hey baby, can I read your nipples?

If I was blind would you let me read you nipples like Braille?

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I wish I was blind

So that I could touch you inappropriately ;)

Here is a list of things why you are my sun:

1. You are so hot
2. I get blinded when I look your way
3. I can't seem to leave your orbit.

Are you a spotlight cause you're blinding me and making it hard to wall.

I can't believe you've never met a Deaf person before.

Your smile is so bright

It has turned me into The Weeknd, because I'm blinded by the lights.

Are you blind?

Because I hope you’re not seeing anyone right now

Do you believe in love at first hear? Because I've never dated a blind chick before.

Are you a flashbang?

Cause' your looks are blinding me

Thanks to you i have to claim disability

Because i am now blind by your beauty.

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My love for you is blind...

But I read you in braille.

Even though i'm blind, i will still have an eye on you.

Im sorry for the people who are actually blind, no offense, although, they will probably not see this.