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Top 50 Blind Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Blind chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl do you want to look at the sun

    Because than you'll be as blinded as me.

  2. They tell me if I could see your face, I'd instantly fall in love...

  3. You so fine girl, you make a blind man see.

  4. Hey baby, want to come over for some descriptive audio and chill?

  5. I can't see you, but ima touch you in all the right spots.

  6. You're beauty is so blinding, you should be raybanned

  7. If I were blind, I would still know you’re beautiful.

  8. If you were a book, I’d wish I were blind.

    So I can read you in Braille.

  9. I may be blind, but my brailly skills tell me you have some fine humps.

  10. You can't hear but you can see were perfect for eachother.

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Funny blind pickup lines

Baby, bring your lips closer cause I can't read them.

I don't need eyes to see how beautiful you are.

I might need a Medoc, cuz your beauty has blinded me.

I was blinded by your beauty...

I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes

I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Can I borrow your sunglasses? You're blinding me.

Hey baby, can I read your nipples?

I’m old and blind sweetie, can I feel you?

Are you a spotlight cause you're blinding me and making it hard to wall.

I can't hear but damn I can see your ass!

Your smile is so bright

It has turned me into The Weeknd, because I'm blinded by the lights.

Are you blind?

Because I hope you’re not seeing anyone right now

My love for you is blind...

But I read you in braille.

Hey come over here and let me read your chest!

I may be blind, but I can still "see" a future with you...

If love is blind, I'll be your Matt Murdoch!

Let me read you

Let me feel ur curves like a blind man trying to read

Girl I'd fake being a blind old man, just to touch you inappropriately.

You're showing me a red light

baby, but all I see is green!

I’m not sure if I’m blinded by your beauty

or if that’s another side effect of Covid-19.

Awesome

I can't see you because im blinded by how beautiful you are

Martin Luther King Jr her.

“Hey so and so, I had a dream about you last night...”

60% of the time, it works every time. If she’s somewhat into you, she will show interest by asking what it was about multiple times, and wait for the “oh come on you can’t say that and not tell me what it was.” Then start to think about you thinking about her. Doesn’t work well on blind dates, complete strangers, or women who suffer night terrors as dreams are horrible things to them. Tread carefully.

You're the type of person thats like homework

You're boring to talk to
I neglect you
But at the last moment...
I ANGRILY THROW U ON A TABLE AND DO YOU LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW.
But i have to warn you, I'm on trial for raping a genius blind girl...

Hey baby, if you were a car, I'd have to turn off your brights, because your headlights are blinding.

Excuse me, ma'am, we're going to have to ask you to turn down the wattage on that smile; you're blinding the other drivers.