Top 50 Brains Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Brains pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Are you a brain tumor?
Cause you’re on my mind and it’s killing me
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Are you a brain tumor?
Cause youre on my mind
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I couldn't forget you, even if someone replaced my brain ...
... because you live in my heart.
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Hey can i pick your brain for a minute?
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You're so beautiful, I want to eat you brain and we can live together forever.
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I've always rated brains over beaut.
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You may be a zombie, but I'd love you to give ME brains.
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Your brains are so sexy.
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Are you a crawfish? Cuz I want to tear you in half and suck out your brains.
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Cerebrum is the part of brain that have mental abilities such as thinking. But why is mine always thinks about you?
Funny brains pickup lines
You want me to prove that I'm not a zombie? Well, your brain is pretty much the only part of you I'm not interested in.
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it.
You know how they say we only use ten percent of our brains? I think we only use ten percent of our hearts.
Are you an academic? Because I'd like to pick your brain.
Are you a bullet?
Cause as soon as you entered my brain, I went straight to heaven
Make my day better by giving me your brain. Cuz i'm hungry and I will love you forever.
According to solipsism, everything we see/experience is created by our brain.
If that’s true, then you’re the best thing I’ve come up with.
You know what are my last two brain cells are doing
their confused because they can't understand how cute you are
Can I pick your brain?
Hey girl, are you an inoperable brain tumor?
Cuz I can’t get you out of my head
You're the perfect combination of body and brains...
Only big maths brain
If I am Sin^2x and you are cos^2x then we can be 1.
Frankenstein and I have one thing in common: we are both prepared to receive brain as soon as possible.
Hey girl are you a brain tumor?
'Cuz I just can't get you out of my head
Hey girl, are you brain cancer?
Because I can't get you out of my mind
Brain is a major turn on. Your brain is.
I must be a zombie
Because I like you for your brains.
If I were a planet I would want to be Neptune, because I would be behind Uranus
Don’t hurt me, my brain kinda melted while I was in bed and I thought of this
Damn girl, are you a shotgun?
Because I want you to blow my brains out
Girl I want you to be to me what a spider is to a fly
And suck my brains out!
(Made this up last night whilst washing the dishes thinking about spiders, no idea where my brain went)
Are you a brain tumor?
Cause I can’t get you out of my mind
Did you know I can perform a frontal lobotomy?
Cause I can screw your brains out.
Send this to him/her if he/she is a big brain in maths.
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