Top 50 Brains Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Brains pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Brains conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Are you a brain tumor?

   Cause you’re on my mind and it’s killing me

2. Are you a brain tumor?

   Cause youre on my mind

3. I couldn't forget you, even if someone replaced my brain ...

   ... because you live in my heart.

4. Hey can i pick your brain for a minute?

5. I've always rated brains over beaut.

6. You're so beautiful, I want to eat you brain and we can live together forever.

7. You may be a zombie, but I'd love you to give ME brains.

8. I’m actually a psychology major, so I know this won’t work, that you won’t respond or want to go for coffee with me.

   (For people with silly brains im referring to reverse psychology)

9. Your brains are so sexy.

10. Are you a crawfish? Cuz I want to tear you in half and suck out your brains.

Funny brains pickup lines

Cerebrum is the part of brain that have mental abilities such as thinking. But why is mine always thinks about you?

You want me to prove that I'm not a zombie? Well, your brain is pretty much the only part of you I'm not interested in.

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it.

You know how they say we only use ten percent of our brains? I think we only use ten percent of our hearts.

You're so smart. I love a girl with brains.

Are you a bullet?
Cause as soon as you entered my brain, I went straight to heaven

Make my day better by giving me your brain. Cuz i'm hungry and I will love you forever.

According to solipsism, everything we see/experience is created by our brain.

If that’s true, then you’re the best thing I’ve come up with.

You know what are my last two brain cells are doing

their confused because they can't understand how cute you are

Can I pick your brain?

Hey girl, are you an inoperable brain tumor?

Cuz I can’t get you out of my head

You're the perfect combination of body and brains...

Girl, did you fall from heaven cause your brains are all over the pavement.

Frankenstein and I have one thing in common: we are both prepared to receive brain as soon as possible.

I can't stand a brain tumor like you.

My physician wants me to take you out and I can't get you out of my mind!

(has to be on the nose!)

Hey girl are you a brain tumor?

'Cuz I just can't get you out of my head

Hey girl, are you brain cancer?

Because I can't get you out of my mind

Brain is a major turn on. Your brain is.

Are u brain tumour?

Because I can’t get u out of my head

I must be a zombie

Because I like you for your brains.

If I were a planet I would want to be Neptune, because I would be behind Uranus

Don’t hurt me, my brain kinda melted while I was in bed and I thought of this

Are you mentally retarded

Cause I wanna fuck your brains out

Girl I want you to be to me what a spider is to a fly

And suck my brains out!

(Made this up last night whilst washing the dishes thinking about spiders, no idea where my brain went)