Top 18 Throat Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Throat pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Throat conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. I hope you like kids...

   Cause I wanna turn your throat into a daycare

2. I want to take my kids to a water slide

   Cam I use your throat

3. Is that a parasite you're sticking down my throat or are you just happy to see me?

4. Could you help me stick something down my throat

   So I can test my gag reflex

5. I am going to rip your throat out. With my teeth.

6. Do you know the difference between choking and strangling?

   You’re choked by something in your throat, and strangled by something around your throat. I can do both if you’re interested.

7. Hey girl you can call me corona

   Because tonight I’m gonna make your throat hurt

8. Sugar cubes won't be the only I shove down your throat tonight.

9. Let me just swab your throat real quick...

10. Hey, my names ________

    But you can call me cake, cause ill go straight to your kiss after sliding down your throat.

Funny throat pickup lines

Hey boy, are you honey
Cause I want down my throat

If I'm a necklace, you must be a mask

I'll wrap around your throat while you sit on my face.

Come in the house and take off your coat, open your mouth and let me coat the back of that throat!

Picking up a Strat com and public relations major

We should get together and have some \*clears throat\* strategic communications and public relations

Goodbyes always make my throat hurt… I need more hellos. (Charlie Brown)

Come in the house and take off ur coat, open ur mouth and let me coat the back of that throat!

Girl, are you dry coughing? I got something that could go deep throat and scratch your itch.