Top 20 Throat Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Throat pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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I hope you like kids...
Cause I wanna turn your throat into a daycare
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Is that a parasite you're sticking down my throat or are you just happy to see me?
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Could you help me stick something down my throat
So I can test my gag reflex
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I am going to rip your throat out. With my teeth.
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Do you know the difference between choking and strangling?
You’re choked by something in your throat, and strangled by something around your throat. I can do both if you’re interested.
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Hey girl you can call me corona
Because tonight I’m gonna make your throat hurt
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Sugar cubes won't be the only I shove down your throat tonight.
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Let me just swab your throat real quick...
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Hey, my names ________
But you can call me cake, cause ill go straight to your ass after sliding down your throat.
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Call me McDonald's Sprite
Cause I'd fuck your throat up and leave you gagging.
Funny throat pickup lines
Hey boy, are you honey
Cause I want down my throat
If I'm a necklace, you must be a mask
I'll wrap around your throat while you sit on my face.
Do you work at Well's Fargo?
Because I want to fuck your throat
Come in the house and take off ur coat, open ur mouth and let me coat the back of that throat!
Goodbyes always make my throat hurt… I need more hellos. (Charlie Brown)
Come in the house and take off your coat, open your mouth and let me coat the back of that throat!
Baby I can float your boat, now why don't you come over here and let me stick my dick down your throat
Picking up a Strat com and public relations major
We should get together and have some \*clears throat\* strategic communications and public relations
Ever had a lump in your throat? How about a frog?