Top 17 Throat Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth Throat chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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I hope you like kids...
Cause I wanna turn your throat into a daycare
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Is that a parasite you're sticking down my throat or are you just happy to see me?
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Could you help me stick something down my throat
So I can test my gag reflex
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I am going to rip your throat out. With my teeth.
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Hey girl you can call me corona
Because tonight I’m gonna make your throat hurt
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Sugar cubes won't be the only I shove down your throat tonight.
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Hey, my names ________
But you can call me cake, cause ill go straight to your ass after sliding down your throat.
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Let me just swab your throat real quick...
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If I'm a necklace, you must be a mask
I'll wrap around your throat while you sit on my face.
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Do you work at Well's Fargo?
Because I want to fuck your throat
Funny throat pickup lines
Come in the house and take off ur coat, open ur mouth and let me coat the back of that throat!
Girl, are you dry coughing? I got something that could go deep throat and scratch your itch.
Goodbyes always make my throat hurt… I need more hellos. (Charlie Brown)
Come in the house and take off your coat, open your mouth and let me coat the back of that throat!
Baby I can float your boat, now why don't you come over here and let me stick my dick down your throat
Picking up a Strat com and public relations major
We should get together and have some \*clears throat\* strategic communications and public relations
Ever had a lump in your throat? How about a frog?