Top 50 Ring Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Ring pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Ring conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Imma treat you like gollum treats the ring...
Worship you quietly and finger you all day
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Are you Saturn ?
Cause I’ll admire seeing you with that ring ( giving her my ring )
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You remind me of Saturn but you are missing something
A ring…Will you marry me?
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How’d you like to make a ring seal?
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I’d love to explore your two towers.
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I got you a recycled engagement ring to save our planet"s finite resources.
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My love for you is deeper than the lodes of Mithril in Khazad-dum.
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Honey, you’re like a Balrog… smoking hot.
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I'm not usually this forward, but, you've broken down my barriers like Grond.
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I'll show you my precious if you show me yours.
Funny ring pickup lines
You’re the one babe to rule them all.
I have a Ring of Protection on me, care to try it?
If men are from Mars and women are from Venus
Then, you must be from Saturn because all I want is to put a ring on you
Was that a Middle-Earthquake? or did you just rock my world?
Your rejection would destroy me like an Ent destroys Isengard.
You must be Frodo... Because I’m the one for you, and you’ve got me wrapped around your finger.
The fires of Mount Doom aren’t as hawt as you are.
Mount Doom isn't nearly as hot as you are.
You were the principal thing to ring a bell as I woke up this morning.
I am no man. Wanna bone ?
I'll be your Isildur and you can be my bane.
Babe, I can make you scream like a Nazgûl.
You don't need One Ring to find me.
Do you want to see my Hobbit hole?
Did you just ring the doorbell?
Because you can come inside if you want too
Are you Dio 'cause you can ring my bell anytime.
I want to become an Astronaut…
…So I can see the rings around Uranus
You remind me of a Balrog… Smokin’ hot!
Pardon me, but are you elvish? You've been running through my mind without pause!
Speak, friend, and enter... your number in my phone.
Was your *** forged by Sauron? That sh!t looks precious.
If loving you is El-Rond, I don't wanna be El-Right!
You've got beautiful eyes, they sparkle like the Mirrormere.