Top 50 Ring Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth Ring chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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Imma treat you like gollum treats the ring...
Worship you quietly and finger you all day
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How’d you like to make a ring seal?
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I’d love to explore your two towers.
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I got you a recycled engagement ring to save our planet"s finite resources.
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My love for you is deeper than the lodes of Mithril in Khazad-dum.
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Honey, you’re like a Balrog… smoking hot.
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I'm not usually this forward, but, you've broken down my barriers like Grond.
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I'll show you my precious if you show me yours.
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You’re the one babe to rule them all.
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I have a Ring of Protection on me, care to try it?
Funny ring pickup lines
Was that a Middle-Earthquake? or did you just rock my world?
I'd love to visit your hobbit-hole.
Your rejection would destroy me like an Ent destroys Isengard.
You must be Frodo... Because I’m the one for you, and you’ve got me wrapped around your finger.
The fires of Mount Doom aren’t as hawt as you are.
Mount Doom isn't nearly as hot as you are.
I am no man. Wanna bone ?
You were the principal thing to ring a bell as I woke up this morning.
Babe, I can make you scream like a Nazgûl.
I'll be your Isildur and you can be my bane.
You don't need One Ring to find me.
In my robe is where the magic happens!
Do you want to see my Hobbit hole?
Are you Dio 'cause you can ring my bell anytime.
Pardon me, but are you elvish? You've been running through my mind without pause!
You remind me of a Balrog… Smokin’ hot!
Speak, friend, and enter... your number in my phone.
Was your *** forged by Sauron? That sh!t looks precious.
If loving you is El-Rond, I don't wanna be El-Right!
You've got beautiful eyes, they sparkle like the Mirrormere.
Were you forged by Sauron? ‘Cause, baby, you’re precious!
I'd like to inject some electrons into your storage ring, baby.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Are you a diamond ?
Because i wanna make you a ring.
You shall not pass without giving me those digits.