Top 31 Sock Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Sock pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Sock conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. I know we aren’t socks...

   But I think we make a great pair.

2. We're not socks. But I think....

   We'd make a great pair.

3. Hey girl, are you a sock?

   Cuz, i think we'd make a great pair

4. I’ll show you my girdle if you show me your sock garter.

5. I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.

6. If you and I were socks

   *we'd make a great pair!*

7. I’m not wearing any socks. And I have the underwear to match.

8. We Are Not Socks

   But We Make A Great Pair

9. If a guy with a beard wearing red kidnaps you and puts you in some sock .

   Dont worry
   He's just fulfilling my wishes

10. I like my women like my socks

    Wet

Funny sock pickup lines

Hey girl are you a dryer
Because your the reason I keep having to throw out one of my socks

My feet are getting cold ’cause you knocked my socks off!

I wanna live in your socks

So i can be with you every step of the way

Hey, are you my sock?

Because I've been looking for you for a long time and I'm glad that I finally found you ahaha

Are you a sock?

Because I’ll cum in you and forget about you.

Are you a sock
Are you a sock cas i am feeling lonely and your looking heller fine around about now

Are you a sock?

Coz I want to bust a nut in you ;)

Girl if you were a foot

I’d knock your socks off

I wish I were your socks

So I could be with you ever step of the way.

Are you a sock?

Because we make a great pair

You just rocked my socks off*

*place a pair of socks of your liking not too far from the person; sandals may or may not help

Hey girl, are you a sock?

Cuz I want you for Christmas.

To me, a smile from you is like a sock to Dobby.

That socks+high heels combo is pretty and practical, amIright? Great, now let me buy you a drink and try to convince you that I’m not gay.

I'll shock the socks off you

Women? You mean lotion and a sock?

Listen to me. This harvest festival, it's gonna knock your socks off and when it does, I'm gonna be there to give you a foot massage. To completion.

Hey sweetheart, let me tell you about the pink sock.

You look great in those knee-high socks, they highlight your weird calves.