Top 29 Sock Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Sock chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. We're not socks. But I think....

   We'd make a great pair.

2. I’ll show you my girdle if you show me your sock garter.

3. Are those your tits in your socks or are you just happy to see me?

4. I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.

5. I’m not wearing any socks. And I have the underwear to match.

6. Hey girl are you a dryer

   Because your the reason I keep having to throw out one of my socks

7. My feet are getting cold ’cause you knocked my socks off!

8. Hey baby are you a sock

   Cause I want to cover you in cum

9. I wanna live in your socks

   So i can be with you every step of the way

10. Hey, are you my sock?

    Because I've been looking for you for a long time and I'm glad that I finally found you ahaha

Funny sock pickup lines

I wanna live in your socks,
So I can be with you in every step of your life.

Are you a sock?

Coz I want to bust a nut in you ;)

Girl if you were a foot

I’d knock your socks off

I wish I were your socks

So I could be with you ever step of the way.

Are you my sock?

Because I want to cum in you

You just rocked my socks off*

*place a pair of socks of your liking not too far from the person; sandals may or may not help

Hey girl, are you a sock?
Cuz I want you for Christmas.

Are you a sock?

Cause I want you to be full of my cum

I forgot my sock

Can I cum in you ?

Are you a sock?

Because we make a great pair

Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?

I would love you even if you messed up my sock index.

To me, a smile from you is like a sock to Dobby.

That socks+high heels combo is pretty and practical, amIright? Great, now let me buy you a drink and try to convince you that I’m not gay.

I'll shock the socks off you

Listen to me. This harvest festival, it's gonna knock your socks off and when it does, I'm gonna be there to give you a foot massage. To completion.

Women? You mean lotion and a sock?

Hey sweetheart, let me tell you about the pink sock.

You look great in those knee-high socks, they highlight your weird calves.