Top 40 Sock Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Sock pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. I've never used a cum sock before...

   I was hoping you could be my first

2. I know we aren’t socks...

   But I think we make a great pair.

3. We're not socks. But I think....

   We'd make a great pair.

4. Hey girl, are you a sock?

   Cuz, i think we'd make a great pair

5. I’ll show you my girdle if you show me your sock garter.

6. Are those your tits in your socks or are you just happy to see me?

7. I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.

8. If you and I were socks

   *we'd make a great pair!*

9. I’m not wearing any socks. And I have the underwear to match.

10. We Are Not Socks

    But We Make A Great Pair

Funny sock pickup lines

Hey, I like your socks
Wanna fuck?

If a guy with a beard wearing red kidnaps you and puts you in some sock .

Dont worry
He's just fulfilling my wishes

I like my women like my socks

Wet

My feet are getting cold ’cause you knocked my socks off!

Hey baby are you a sock

Cause I want to cover you in cum

I wanna live in your socks
So i can be with you every step of the way

Hey, are you my sock?

Because I've been looking for you for a long time and I'm glad that I finally found you ahaha

Are you a sock?

Because I wanna cum in you

I wanna live in your socks,

So I can be with you in every step of your life.

Hey girl are you a sock?

Because I wanna cum in you

Are you a sock

Are you a sock cas i am feeling lonely and your looking heller fine around about now

Are you a sock?

Coz I want to bust a nut in you ;)

I wish I were your socks

So I could be with you ever step of the way.

Are you my sock?

Because I want to cum in you

Hey girl, are you a sock?

Cuz I want you for Christmas.

I forgot my sock

Can I cum in you ?

Are you a sock?

Because we make a great pair

Are you a sock?

Cause I want you to be full of my cum

You just rocked my socks off*

*place a pair of socks of your liking not too far from the person; sandals may or may not help

Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?

I would love you even if you messed up my sock index.

To me, a smile from you is like a sock to Dobby.

That socks+high heels combo is pretty and practical, amIright? Great, now let me buy you a drink and try to convince you that I’m not gay.