Top 34 Sock Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Sock pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. I've never used a cum sock before...

   I was hoping you could be my first

2. I know we aren’t socks...

   But I think we make a great pair.

3. We're not socks. But I think....

   We'd make a great pair.

4. I’ll show you my girdle if you show me your sock garter.

5. Are those your tits in your socks or are you just happy to see me?

6. I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.

7. If you and I were socks

   *we'd make a great pair!*

8. I’m not wearing any socks. And I have the underwear to match.

9. If a guy with a beard wearing red kidnaps you and puts you in some sock .

   Dont worry
   He's just fulfilling my wishes

10. I like my women like my socks

    Wet

Funny sock pickup lines

My feet are getting cold ’cause you knocked my socks off!

Hey girl are you a dryer

Because your the reason I keep having to throw out one of my socks

Hey baby are you a sock

Cause I want to cover you in cum

I wanna live in your socks

So i can be with you every step of the way

I wanna live in your socks,

So I can be with you in every step of your life.

Are you a sock?
Coz I want to bust a nut in you ;)

Girl if you were a foot

I’d knock your socks off

I wish I were your socks

So I could be with you ever step of the way.

Are you my sock?

Because I want to cum in you

Are you a sock?

Because we make a great pair

I forgot my sock

Can I cum in you ?

You just rocked my socks off*

*place a pair of socks of your liking not too far from the person; sandals may or may not help

Hey girl, are you a sock?

Cuz I want you for Christmas.

Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?

I would love you even if you messed up my sock index.

To me, a smile from you is like a sock to Dobby.

That socks+high heels combo is pretty and practical, amIright? Great, now let me buy you a drink and try to convince you that I’m not gay.

I'll shock the socks off you

You look great in those knee-high socks, they highlight your weird calves.

Hey sweetheart, let me tell you about the pink sock.

Listen to me. This harvest festival, it's gonna knock your socks off and when it does, I'm gonna be there to give you a foot massage. To completion.

Women? You mean lotion and a sock?