Top 42 Server Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Server conversation openers that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Server pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot.

I'm a server, can I crash at your place tonight?
My server's always up for you, baby.
Girl if you do not set a crawl budget with me tonight, I will crash your server in bed.
I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as h**.... Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience.
Server is down. I am Up. Let's play. 😉
AWS servers don't go down, but I do.

Working short server pickup lines to impress a girl

I would really like to learn ___________. Can you be my tutor? What is your number?

You and I are kinda like a Minecraft server

We are meant 2B2gether.

Hey girl ! Are you a server ?

Because I would like to tunnel to both of your ports.

Hey gurl, are you a release day pokemon go server?

Cause I'm about to go down on you

Call me facebook servers..

The way i go down on you.

I ordered the skate so you’d think I was sophisticated and healthy. Now I’m still hungry. Pizza burgers when your shift ends?

Hey , are you my cloud server cause I wanna upload my secrets and download you all the time

server Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

For those working/majoring in IT

"Hey, baby, I want to s**... you just like my client server strips off those TCP/IP layers..."

How do I get my girlfriend to lose some weight? I was thinking I should get her on Subway sandwiches like Jared. No really, is this place low-fat?

I have a big tip for you but you will have to recieve it in private.

I just kept ordering coffee so you’d talk to me. Now I just have to pee.

I love it when a girl knows her fried foods.

I ordered a beer because I wanted you to card me. It didn’t work. My name’s _______.

I'm thinking of getting into waitressing...can you give me any tips on how to break into the industry?

server Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

Is there a non-creepy way to hit on your waiter? If so, please text it to me.

Is work the only place that you are good at serving?

My burger was great, but YOU are rare and well-done at the same time.

My idiot friend thinks you’re cute. I told him he was wrong—you’re gorgeous. Call me when your shift ends?

Since you are on your feet all day, I figured youd like to go lay down with me when you are done?

So when’s your next night off?

That accent - ________? It is very pretty. Where are you from?
I would really like to learn ___________. Can you be my tutor? What is your number?

I ordered a beer because I wanted you to see I’m an o**... donor. Here, take my heart. (And my number.)

This restaurant? Luckiest busboys in the world.

What time do you get off? Well what time do you get out of work?

You brought me lunch, can I bring you dinner?

You get 25 percent of the bill and 100 percent of my heart. Call me?

server Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush

You’d be the perfect woman, even if your hair didn’t smell like French fries.

Hey, I’ve never eaten here before. What do you all recommend?

Can I sweep you off your practical, orthopedic waitress shoes?

My servers never go down... but I do!

You know, I think I'd rather join your server.

You are always the VIP in my server.

My private server is open for you any time.

So do you spit, or is that only your cooks?

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Server phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Server lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.