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Top 37 Server Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Server pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. My server's always up for you, baby.

  2. I'm a server, can I crash at your place tonight?

  3. I would really like to learn ___________. Can you be my tutor? What is your number?

  4. Hey gurl, are you a release day pokemon go server?

    Cause I'm about to go down on you

  5. That accent - ________? It is very pretty. Where are you from?

  6. I ordered the skate so you’d think I was sophisticated and healthy. Now I’m still hungry. Pizza burgers when your shift ends?

  7. Hey , are you my cloud server cause I wanna upload my secrets and download you all the time

    ..

  8. Are you a game developer?

    Because you make my dick have a bigger hitbox

    wanna get on a private server and test the hit registration?

  9. For those working/majoring in IT

    "Hey, baby, I want to strip you just like my client server strips off those TCP/IP layers..."

  10. You are always the VIP in my server.



Funny server pickup lines

You know, I think I'd rather join your server.

My servers never go down... but I do!

Can I sweep you off your practical, orthopedic waitress shoes?

Hey, I’ve never eaten here before. What do you all recommend?

I have a big tip for you but you will have to recieve it in private.

I just kept ordering coffee so you’d talk to me. Now I just have to pee.

I love it when a girl knows her fried foods.

I ordered a beer because I wanted you to card me. It didn’t work. My name’s _______.

I ordered a beer because I wanted you to see I’m an organ donor. Here, take my heart. (And my number.)

I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as hell. Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience.

I ordered the skate so you’d think I was sophisticated and healthy. Now I’m stll hungry. Pizza burgers when your shift ends?

I'm thinking of getting into waitressing...can you give me any tips on how to break into the industry?

Is work the only place that you are good at serving?

My burger was great, but YOU are rare and well-done at the same time.

My idiot friend thinks you’re cute. I told him he was wrong—you’re gorgeous. Call me when your shift ends?

Since you are on your feet all day, I figured youd like to go lay down with me when you are done?

So when’s your next night off?

That accent - ________? It is very pretty. Where are you from?
I would really like to learn ___________. Can you be my tutor? What is your number?

This restaurant? Luckiest busboys in the world.

What time do you get off? Well what time do you get out of work?

You brought me lunch, can I bring you dinner?

You get 25 percent of the bill and 100 percent of my heart. Call me?

You’d be the perfect woman, even if your hair didn’t smell like French fries.