Are you a double? The thought of you always floats inside my head.

Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!

Are you an applet? You make me feel all GUI (gooey) inside.

Are you an exception? Let me catch you.

Are your pants a compressed file? Because I'd love to unzip them!

Baby you know this junk isn't USB2.0..it's firewire!

Baby you must be Google Glasses, because you augment my reality

Baby you're so cute you made my page 404.

Baby, if they made you in Java, you'd be the object of my desire.

Baby, there is no part of my body that is Micro or Soft

Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your kiss is refreshing.

What's the difference between a crush and a Facebook account?

I'm not rapidly developing a Facebook account on you.

[me != me]. [me += you].

You are the Apple of my i-Mac.

Baby, you overclock my processor.

Before you, I was a PC without a power outlet.

Can I stick my USB drive in your USB port?

Can you be my ActionListener? That way you notice everything that I do.

Can you be my private variable? I want to be the only one with access to you.

Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.

Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.

Could I borrow your smartphone? I need to post a Facebook status update that I've met the woman of my dreams, in order to make all the ex-girlfriends I'm still Facebook friends with jealous.

Could I have your I.P.?

Do u like me? Text '1′ for 'Yes,' '2′ for 'No.

Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?

Don't worry honey, they call it my dual-channel RAM.

Don't worry, the first couple of times it's always Abort, Retry, Fail.

Girl, are you Wi-Fi? Cuz im feeling the connection!

Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

Have you been Googling me? I've got my blog all tricked out with analytics and I think I've been seeing your IP address in them.

Here's my number: 0011 0011 1011 0001 0010 1000 0101

Hey baby, did you know I am wearing a C-String?

I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.

Hey baby, I'm a power source, and you're the kind of resistor i'd like to deliver my load to.

Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel.

Hey baby, lets turn off our firewalls and connect our Ethernet cable.

Hey cutie! I have a processor, and if you have an empty slot on your motherboard.

Hey, how 'bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.

How about we go home and you handle my exception?

I am a boolean method whose love will always return true.

I am a BufferedReader. You input meaning into my life.

I am the field attribute in your class: I can't exist unless you do.

I CAN HAS DA NASTY WIT U?

I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.

I had to drop out of college because the $250,000,000 software company I started in my dorm room was taking up too much of my time. Can I buy you a PC?

I hope you're an ISO file, because I'd like to mount you.

I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

I need to hop over to Facebook for a second to change my status to smitten.

I output gibberish as you tap my keypad.

I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.

I think you're my compiler. My life wouldn't start without you.

I want all of our functions to be read/write.

I wish to uncompress you over *all* my disk space.

I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access.

I wish you were DSL so I could get high speed access.

I would love to stick my pins into your sockets.

I'd ask if you come here often, but I already stalk you on FourSquare.

I'd get a T3 to watch your streaming video.

I'd like to play on your laptop.

I'd switch to a Iphone for you.

I'll bet my hard drive is the biggest you've ever seen.

I'll have to try again tomorrow, because you've already exceeded my bandwidth.

Our Love Routines link perfectly.

I've fully rebooted from my last relationship.

If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.

If I were a method, you must be my parameter, because I will always need you.

If I were an assembly language, I'd jump to your address, shift right a bit, push it in, pop it out, load a byte into your accumulator, then jump if you're negative.

If I were an operating system, your process would be real-time priority.

If we were connected on Linkedin, I'd endorse you all night long.

If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.

If you were a part of my domain, we could share cookies.

If you were a USB Port i'd stick my jump drive into you.

If you were a web browser, you'd be called a Fire-foxy lady

If you were an ebay auction, I'd totally 'buy it now'.

If you were an ISP I'd dial you all day long.

If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.

Im not staring, Im stuck in a loop. (Logic: while (girl=hot, look))

Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.

Let me be the 'throws Exception’ to your 'public static void main (String[] args)’. I will accept whatever you give me.

Let's interface our hardware.

Let's just cut to the chase, I wanna hotsync your PDA.

Living with you would be like living in a virtual reality.

Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?

Most people say women are NP-complete, but if I get you into bed, I can solve you in polynomial time!

My 'up-time' is better than BSD.

My attraction for you is stronger than the magnetic forces inside of my hard disk.

My love for you cannot be measured with an int, not with a long, and not even with an array. It is out of bounds and infinite….

My love for you is a constant variable: unupdatable and unchangeable.

WebMD says your love is contagious.

My love is a for loop without the increment operator— infinitive, non-terminating, and difficult to stop once it starts running.

My main method is 'public love iLoveYou().'

My name is #####, and I speak Klingon.

My servers never go down... but I do!

Need me to unzip your files?

Nice Set of Floppies!

No GPU in the world could make you look hotter than you already are.

No, that's not a iphone in my pants, but thanks for noticing.

No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.

No, that's not an iPod mini in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.

Oh little processer of my desire!

Oh, you found out about my backups, didn't you?

Phone for you, I think it's your motherboard.

Press any key to continue.

Public class Your World extends My World.

There is no cache, lets go straight to the hard drive.

There is no primitive data type that could possibly hold the number of things I would do to spend one night with you.

Trust me, I'm user friendly.

Want to come see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

We are an aggregation of classes: one cannot exist without the other.

We can make beautiful .wav files together.

Well, if that's how you feel, I guess it's time to upgrade.

Well, now you've gone and killed my process.

What do you say we play a game of "Words With More Than Friends?"

What's a nice girl like you doing in a chat room like this?

What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?

Where's the 'like' button for that smile?

while(myBAC >= 0.3) {YourHotness++; }

Why don't you come down to my basement apartment in my mom's house and see me sometime?

Would you like to enjoy my laptop, I promise I don't have any viruses...

You are a field in my class. You will always be protected.

You are my API. I want to know everything about you.

You are my increment operator. You make my value increase.

You are my initializer: without you, my life would point to nothing (null).

You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.

You are my methods. I am nothing without you.

You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.

You are my superclass: you define what I can do.

You are so hot girl that when I first laid eyes on you, I reached a runtime error.

You are the IDE of my life: I find it easier because of you.

You are the JDK (Java Development Kit) in my life. I won't compile without you.