Top 50 Software Programmer Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Software Programmer conversation openers that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Software Programmer pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot.

[me != me]. [me += you].
You are the Apple of my i-Mac.
Want to see my Red Hat?
A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
Anonymity makes me even more handsome.
Are you a computer keyboard? Because you're my type.

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Are you a double? The thought of you always floats inside my head.

Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!

Are you an applet? You make me feel all GUI (gooey) inside.

Are you an exception? Let me catch you.

Are your pants a compressed file? Because I'd love to unzip them!

Are you a computer whiz… it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.

Baby are you a motherboard?, Cause I'd "RAM" you all night long.

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Baby you know this junk isn't USB2.0..it's firewire!

Baby you must be Google Glasses, because you augment my reality

Baby you're so cute you made my page 404.

Baby, if they made you in C, you would have a pointer to my heart.

Baby, if they made you in Java, you'd be the object of my desire.

Baby, there is no part of my body that is Micro or Soft

Baby, you must be running a TCP protocol, since every time I talk to you, your body gives me an acknowledgment!

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Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your kiss is refreshing.

Baby, you overclock my processor.

Be the hard drive of my dreams.

Before you, I was a PC without a power outlet.

Can I stick my USB drive in your USB port?

Can you be my ActionListener? That way you notice everything that I do.

Can you be my private variable? I want to be the only one with access to you.

Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.

Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.

Could I borrow your smartphone? I need to post a Facebook status update that I've met the woman of my dreams, in order to make all the ex-girlfriends I'm still Facebook friends with jealous.

Could I have your I.P.?

Do u like me? Text '1′ for 'Yes,' '2′ for 'No.

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Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?

Don't worry honey, they call it my dual-channel RAM.

Don't worry, the first couple of times it's always Abort, Retry, Fail.

Every once and a while two numbers meet, link, and become forever binary.

Girl, are you Wi-Fi? Cuz im feeling the connection!

Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

Have you been Googling me? I've got my blog all tricked out with analytics and I think I've been seeing your IP address in them.

Here's my number: 0011 0011 1011 0001 0010 1000 0101

Hey baby, did you know I am wearing a C-String?

Hey baby, I'm a power source, and you're the kind of resistor i'd like to deliver my load to.

Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel.

Hey baby, lets turn off our firewalls and connect our Ethernet cable.

Hey cutie! I have a processor, and if you have an empty slot on your motherboard.

Hey, how 'bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.

How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?

What's the difference between a crush and a Facebook account?

I'm not rapidly developing a Facebook account on you.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Software Programmer phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Software Programmer lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.