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Top 50 Software Programmer Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Software Programmer chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. [me != me]. [me += you].

  2. You are the Apple of my i-Mac.

  3. Want to see my Red Hat?

  4. A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.

  5. Anonymity makes me even more handsome.

  6. Are you a computer keyboard? Because you're my type.

  7. Are you a computer whiz… it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.

  8. Are you a double? The thought of you always floats inside my head.

  9. Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!

  10. Are you an applet? You make me feel all GUI (gooey) inside.

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Funny software programmer pickup lines

Are you an exception? Let me catch you.

Are you my driver? Because you make my life worthwhile.

Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.

Are your pants a compressed file? Because I'd love to unzip them!

Baby are you a motherboard?, Cause I'd "RAM" you all night long.

Baby you know this junk isn't USB2.0..it's firewire!

Baby you must be Google Glasses, because you augment my reality

Baby you're so cute you made my page 404.

Baby, if they made you in C, you would have a pointer to my heart.

Baby, if they made you in Java, you'd be the object of my desire.

Baby, let's configure our hard drives in master and slave position.

Baby, there is no part of my body that is Micro or Soft

Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

Baby, you must be running a TCP protocol, since every time I talk to you, your body gives me an acknowledgment!

Baby, you overclock my processor.

Be the hard drive of my dreams.

Before you, I was a PC without a power outlet.

Can I stick my USB drive in your USB port?

Can you be my ActionListener? That way you notice everything that I do.

Can you be my private variable? I want to be the only one with access to you.

Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.

Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.

Could I borrow your smartphone? I need to post a Facebook status update that I've met the woman of my dreams, in order to make all the ex-girlfriends I'm still Facebook friends with jealous.

Could I have your I.P.?

Do u like me? Text '1′ for 'Yes,' '2′ for 'No.