Are you a graphic designer? Because you just made my heart skip a pixel!

Are you a graphic designer? Because you just made my heart do a perfect blend mode.

Are you a designer? Because your creativity shines, like colors in a painted skyline.

Our love can cross the Universe.

You must be a graphic designer because you've captured my heart with your stunning creativity.

Is your smile a Pantone color? Because it brightens up my whole day.

"In design you weave magic, it's truly fantastic, could our love story be as beautifully graphic?"

Are you a graphic designer? Because you just made my heart do a perfect curve adjustment layer.

Your creativity must be limitless, just like my admiration for you. Want to collaborate on something special?

"Are you a Bezier curve? Because I've been drawn to your control points since I walked in."

Are you a graphic designer? Because you create the most beautiful designs - especially when you smile.

How many levels of progressive disclosure is that dress?

I couldn’t help but notice your eye path went right to my smudge stick.

I dig your look and feel.

I hate Comic Sans too... wanna dance?

I just want to get the Helvetica out of here and run away with you.

I like my fonts sans-serif, and you sans-pants.

I like to be touched...and re-touched

I want to live life with you to the fullest resolution (300 dpi).

I wish I had an Eyedropper to capture the color of your eyes.

I would love it if you Felt my Marker.

I wouldn't hit Ctrl+Z after a night with you.

I'd like to Ctrl+Z your pants . . .

I'll make your clothes 0% opacity.

I'm sorry, is my div tag open?

I’m just like a global nav; I love to be on top.

If I hit Shift + [ will it increase the hardness of your brush?

If I went to a stock photography site and typed in the keyword: “sexy”, I bet there’d be a picture of you.

If our love continues on this vector, it will only grow without loss of quality or clarity.

If you bring the tool, I’ll bring the color palette.

If you left me, I would be cropped and have bleeds for you.

If you like what you see now, wait’ll you look below the fold.

If you were a logo, it would be for a really premium brand.

Is that Content Aware Scaling or are you just happy to see me?

Just looking at you from across the bar, I could tell you display high Brightness and Vibrance, and have multiple Layers.

Let's crop out your boyfriend and play with my tool

Let's go to bed and do the baseline shift.

Let’s “Skip Intro” and just go find a hotel room right now.

Lets go to my Creative Suite and have some hex. #696969 is my best.

Mind if I perform a press check on you?

Mind if I put some transparencies on your clothes?

Mind if I take you for a usability test?

My favorite is #11. Great list!

My heart was still like a .jpg. When you entered the room, it was as animated as a .gif. I want everything to be as transparent as a .png between us.

My parents are from Pakistan and Latin America... that makes me Palatino.

Our love is Avant Garde.

Sorry for staring, I thought your face was a work of art. May I capture it with my camera?

Bartender, a Distilled Postscript here for my new friend.

What if I told you the fly on my legs opens quicker than a 500kb JPEG file?

What Pantone are your underwear?

When I serve you breakfast in bed tomorrow, would you like your coffee with cream and sugar, or do you prefer it #000?

With you, I'd never stop().

Would you be interested in exploring a figure/ground relationship?

Would you like to lorem ipsum dolor sit on my lap?

You are one hot Firefox... how about some Private Browsing?

You can adjust my curves any day.

You give Neue meaning to the word Layout!!!

You know the hotkey to my Magic Wand Tool.

You look perfectly put together. Do you display this well in IE?

You must be an photographer, because you have capture my heart.

You're so fine, you must be 1px.

You're turning my descender into an ascender.

You've got lovely #00FFFF eyes.

My Haus or your Haus?

First I think I'll s**... your curve, then I'd like to fill you.

We can weather anything, because our love is Copperplated.

I'm hotter than Yuri Arcurs.

Our love can cross the Univers.

They will etch our love in Papyrus.

A portrait of you will need no photoshop at all.

Adobe should've called it InDesire.

Are you a serif font, or are you just happy to see me?

Baby got batch.

Baby I want to have you liquefy my tool!

Baby, lets hide some layers and then play with my brush tool

Baby, you must be a printer’s proof, because everyone else here is just a copy of you.

Before you came along, I was just Lipsum. With you, I’d be real content.

Before you were mine, everything was grayscale, but now I see the world in CMYK.

Come back to my place and I’ll show you a really naughty way to fill up some negative space.

Do you want to touch my Bézier curves?

Dreamweaver... I believe you can get me through the ni-ight.

Futura generations will speak of our romance.

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