Top 50 Dentist Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Dentist pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. I bet dentists HATE you -

   There's no way they could improve your smile!

2. Your teeth are pretty. You look like you floss regularly.

3. I'm a dentist, why don't you lie back and let me fill your cavities.

4. Wanna get drilled?

5. Your enamel is not the only thing that’s hard.

6. I'm not so proud of this one

   Let's play dentist...
   First I'll knock you out then I'll fill your cavities

7. Looks like you've got a hole that needs filling.

8. My next appointment is 6 months from now? Any chance of seeing you sooner, maybe over coffee?

9. I’m gonna drill you so hard that you’ll be sore for a week.

10. I'm no Dentist...

    But I wouldn't mind drilling and filling your mouth with sticky white stuff

Funny dentist pickup lines

Are you a dentist?
Because I need a filling

Do you know, my tongue is a dentist.

And its time for your check up.

I'm not a dentist

But you look like you need a cavity filled.

Im no dentist

But i can give you a filling

If you were a toothpaste, I would be the 10th dentist to not recommend you to others, cuz you're just mine <3

And I wanna do you twice a day.

Hey girl you must have a pretty great dentist because...
...your teeth are straighter and whiter than the Republican party.

You’re a piece of eye candy and I've got a sweet tooth. Use dental floss? How about me hiring you as my personal coach sometime over lunch?

A dentist pickupline?!

I hear you have an anal cavity you need filled.....

wanna make an appointment?

Are you a dentist?

Because I want you to drill me

I had to visit a dentist after you gave me liplock

Cuz you were sweet enough to give me toothache.

Is your dad a dentist

Because while I drill your cavity, I’d like you to call me daddy

Semen contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay.

I call my dick the dentist

Because I provide fillings

Hey girl, am I your dentist?

Because if I administered your drugs properly you aren't going to feel a thing.

I may not be a dentist...

But I can still fill your cavities

Hi I'm Colgate

9 out of 10 dentists recommend putting me inside you

Hey baby, I'm a dentist. Why don't you lie back and let me fill your cavities.

Hey baby, if you were a polishing disc, you'd be superfine.

Hey girl, if you were a tooth, you would be an upper left lateral incisor!

Hey girl! Semen contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay.

I need to fill your cavities.

I want to melt in your mouth.

I wish you were my teeth, so I could grind you in my sleep.