Top 50 Dentist Pick Up lines

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1. I bet dentists HATE you -

   There's no way they could improve your smile!

2. I’ve had 6 of these work but my go to is the eyes one

   I’ve made a complaint about you to google maps for not listing you as the best place to eat out
   
   i’m the chicken you’re the egg let’s see who actually comes first
   
   *if she has braces* glad I have the money for bail cus I wanna put my kids behind those bars
   
   Me: Can you yawn for me?
   Her:(yawns)
   Me: yeah it'll fit
   
   Damn baby is you name rapunzel cus I wanna pull your hair tonight
   
   Are you good at algebra, I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y
   
   Me:
   *points to the ground* "I think you dropped something"
   her "what is it?"
   me " your standards hi my name is Noah”
   
   I would say ur beautiful but true beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside yet
   
   *if she says she’s on her period*
   A period doesnt stop anything but a sentence
   Or
   I enjoy my tuna w hot sauce
   
   Oh I like your outfit... but it would look better on my bedroom floor
   
   Only thing that should seperate our love... is latex
   
   Roses are okay
   violets are fine
   And so are you
   So you be the 6 and I’ll be the 9
   
   Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?
   
   Yk they say eyes are the windows into the soul but yours look more like the gates of heaven how bout I get that snap
   
   One leg is Thanksgiving. The other is Christmas. Let’s meet between the holidays?
   
   Does that cake come with icing? Or do I have to ice it myself?
   
   Let’s role play
   You be iraq and I’ll be ummmmmm a bomber plane so I can drop my load on you
   
   wanna come back to my place? my couch pulls out and so do I
   
   *if she likes Harry Potter* Did you go to hogwarts? Cuz id love nothing more than to slitherin to your chamber of secrets
   
   
   Did you ever play for the bulls? Bc when I saw you my D rose
   
   The foot ball one
   
   *hears siren noises* you better run the cops are comin cus it’s illegal to be that hot
   
   Do you like chocolate cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you
   
   Are you my cousin, cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you
   
   *Random Question* cus I want you to lick my nuts
   
   You have summin on your face, oh wait it’s just my balls/it’s just the most beautiful smile
   
   *take a bite of food* this food is really good but I’d much rather be eating your ass right now
   
   I’m so jealous of your guts rn cause they’re inside of you and I’m not
   
   *just fuckin scream it* date me or I’ll burn down your house
   
   I’m no dentist put I sure can fill your cavities
   
   Are you a doughnut cus you are soft, sweet, curvy and pretty soon glazed and cream filled

3. I’m not a dentist

   But you look like a hole that needs filling.

4. Your teeth are pretty. You look like you floss regularly.

5. I'm a dentist, why don't you lie back and let me fill your cavities.

6. You need a dentist?

   Caus you look like you could use a filling

7. Wanna get drilled?

8. Your enamel is not the only thing that’s hard.

9. I'm not so proud of this one

   Let's play dentist...
   First I'll knock you out then I'll fill your cavities

10. Looks like you've got a hole that needs filling.

Funny dentist pickup lines

My next appointment is 6 months from now? Any chance of seeing you sooner, maybe over coffee?

I’m not a dentist,

But I bet I could give you a filling.

I’m gonna drill you so hard that you’ll be sore for a week.

I'm no Dentist...

But I wouldn't mind drilling and filling your mouth with sticky white stuff

Are you a dentist?

Because I need a filling

Do you know, my tongue is a dentist.
And its time for your check up.

I'm not a dentist

But you look like you need a cavity filled.

Im no dentist

But i can give you a filling

Are you a dentist?

Cuz I’m just tryna get some Oral, B.

If you were a toothpaste, I would be the 10th dentist to not recommend you to others, cuz you're just mine <3

And I wanna do you twice a day.

I'm not a dentist but I'm willing to play one and inspect your cavities

Hey girl you must have a pretty great dentist because...

...your teeth are straighter and whiter than the Republican party.

A dentist pickupline?!

I hear you have an anal cavity you need filled.....

wanna make an appointment?

I had to visit a dentist after you gave me liplock

Cuz you were sweet enough to give me toothache.

Are you a dentist?

Because I want you to drill me

Is your dad a dentist

Because while I drill your cavity, I’d like you to call me daddy

Semen contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay.

Dentist: Its been a while since you've come in for a cleaning sweety.

Let's get this cavity search started.

I call my dick the dentist

Because I provide fillings

Hey girl, am I your dentist?

Because if I administered your drugs properly you aren't going to feel a thing.

Hi I'm Colgate

9 out of 10 dentists recommend putting me inside you

I may not be a dentist...

But I can still fill your cavities

You've got a great smile.