Top 50 Dentist Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Dentist pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Dentist conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. I bet dentists HATE you -

   There's no way they could improve your smile!

2. Most people call me Collgate

   Because 9 out 10 dentists recommended putting me in your mouth.

3. I’m not a dentist

   But i’ll give you a filling

4. I’m not a dentist

   But you look like a hole that needs filling.

5. Your teeth are pretty. You look like you floss regularly.

6. I'm a dentist, why don't you lie back and let me fill your cavities.

7. You need a dentist?

   Caus you look like you could use a filling

8. Wanna get drilled?

9. Your enamel is not the only thing that’s hard.

10. Looks like you've got a hole that needs filling.

Funny dentist pickup lines

I'm not so proud of this one
Let's play dentist...
First I'll knock you out then I'll fill your cavities

My next appointment is 6 months from now? Any chance of seeing you sooner, maybe over coffee?

I’m not a dentist,

But I bet I could give you a filling.

I’m gonna drill you so hard that you’ll be sore for a week.

I'm no dentist, but I think you need a filling

Are you a dentist?
Because I need a filling

Do you know, my tongue is a dentist.

And its time for your check up.

I'm not a dentist

But you look like you need a cavity filled.

Im no dentist

But i can give you a filling

Are you a dentist?

Cuz I’m just tryna get some Oral, B.

Are you a dentist? Cause I’d love to fill your cavity

If you were a toothpaste, I would be the 10th dentist to not recommend you to others, cuz you're just mine <3

And I wanna do you twice a day.

Hey girl you must have a pretty great dentist because...

...your teeth are straighter and whiter than the Republican party.

You’re a piece of eye candy and I've got a sweet tooth. Use dental floss? How about me hiring you as my personal coach sometime over lunch?

I had to visit a dentist after you gave me liplock

Cuz you were sweet enough to give me toothache.

Are you a dentist?

Because I want you to drill me

Is your dad a dentist

Because while I drill your cavity, I’d like you to call me daddy

Dentist: Its been a while since you've come in for a cleaning sweety.

Let's get this cavity search started.

Hi I'm Colgate

9 out of 10 dentists recommend putting me inside you

I may not be a dentist...

But I can still fill your cavities

Hey girl, am I your dentist?

Because if I administered your drugs properly you aren't going to feel a thing.

You've got a great smile.

Your a piece of eye candy and I've got a sweet tooth.