Life is dangerous.. Sleep with a doctor!

You know what is sexier than a lingerie nurse outfit?...having an M.D.

Yo, excuse me can I check your temperature because you lookin' really hot.

My sonic screwdriver has a vibrate function. Wanna see?

Is there something wrong with your left eye? Cause you've been looking right all day.

Come baby, become... one... with me.

Why don’t you listen to your heart and go out with me?

Girl, are you Rose Tyler? Because you're pretty annoying but I'd probably still cry if you died.

Hey baby, would you like to step into my box? It know it looks small, but it's MASSIVE on the inside!

It's bigger on the inside.

I'm very sorry, but that is NOT a sonic screwdriver in my pocket...

You know... I can use my powers for both good and evil.

My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency.

Wanna go back to my place and save me?

Are you the Tardis? Cause I bet you’re bigger on the inside.

We're both going to be doctors. Let's F*ck!

Doctor, can you mend my broken heart since you were the one to break it?

I'm giving free breast cancer examinations, could u pls take off ur bra.

Would you like to hold my sonic screwdriver?

I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers. And I'd like to check you for ovarian cancer.

Hi, I'm the Doctor. Would you like to be my companion?

I may not be the Doctor, and you may not be my companion, but you can time-travel in my TARDIS anytime you want.

Are you a weeping angel? Because I could stare at you all day.

How about we go back to the Tardis and play doctor.

Clinical studies have shown that kiss kills. Wanna die happy?

Hey, ladies! I'm pre-med!

Hi, I'm a doctor.

I need to Goku the doctor. My head is Krillin me.

May I take your clothes.

Be my companion” and “I am yours, as you are mine.

Like River longs for The Doctor,

Girl when you walked in that door your looks hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.

When you are being nice to me, my flexor pollicis longus shorten and contract.

An apple a day, can't keep me away!

I've been fully upgraded. Yeah, baby, you know it.

Let me be the impossible girl to your doctor.

My lungs store oxygen; share

I want to stick my thermometer in your mouth.

A cyberman couldn't delete you from my heart. Not going to lie this is kind of sweet.

I have white coat syndrome... I'm only attracted to men with white coats.

Hearts aren't the only thing I have two of.

Hey, would you mind if I introduced you to my...Seeds of Doom?

So what do you think? Other planets, want to check some out?

Are you trying to get under my cape, doctor?

You have "acute" little nose, get it? It's going to have to come off, I'm so sorry.

I hope someday to be your emergency contact.

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Doctor!

Doctor who? Oh yes I am a doctor.

Are you a weeping angel? 'Cause I can't take my eyes off you.

Bow ties may be cool, but I think you're cooler. I swear it on fish fingers and custard.

I just saved your life...have kiss with me...

How about you and I go back to my TARDIS so I can sonic screw you?

Is your daddy a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

I wanna study your anatomy.

By the way, did I mention it also travels in time.

Call a code blue, cause my heart stopped when I saw you.

Wanna come to the lab and see a dead body?

My bedroom is bigger on the inside.

Hey baby, are you a stethoscope? Because I want to listen to your heart race.

Fezes are red,

If you’ll be the doctor I’ll be your tardis

and you can ride me through space and time

Can a doctor sue me for breaking his finger during a prostate exam?

Hey girl, the best part of dating a doctor? I know where your g-spot is.

I need to go to the eye doctor

Because I can’t see anything except you and me together

Let’s play health care reform. I’ll be the nurse and you can be the doctor.

Now watch the rise of my Cyberman.

I was planning on going into general practice, but tonight we can practice internal medicine.

Is that an Epi-Pen in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?

Don't you worry baby, my ligand and your receptor are perfect for each other.

My doctor diagnosed me with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder

So can I have some of your attention?

No. Impossible. I’m fully booked for the next two centuries.

Listen, I'm no Gynecologist, but I'll be happy to take a look.

Why don’t we go back to my place so I can give you a full body examination?

Baby, you're the fish fingers to my custard.

Are you a Sontaran? because every time I see you I faint.

I think you need a Doctor.

I'm dying and I need your help....

My doctor says I'm lacking vitamin you

Can I be your ophthalmologist? 'Cause I can't stop looking into your eyes...

I am the Doctor and I want you to be my companion.

Is that piloerection or are you just happy to see me?

Are you a doctor? cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

Do you have SARS? Because I'd like to check you out.

Girl, I'd burn up a star for opportunity to call you. How about them digits?

Do you want to be the doctor to my tardis?

Are you the Master’s drums? Cause I can’t get you out of my head.

Is that an inhaler in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I love you and I don't know how to explain other than believing it is mystic arts.

I hope you know CPR because you take my CO2 away.

They call my p**... The TARDIS. It’s bigger when it’s inside.

Might I offer you some advice? Forget everything you think you know.

The bill comes due. Always! Want me to buy you some drinks?

I have a big stethascope.

Baby, I'll keep the doctors away.

Cuz you're the apple of my eye.

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but here’s my TARDIS. Time Travel maybe?

Babe ready for a good time? I am going to push your astral form out of your physical form.

Do you want to do it the old fashioned way, or do I need to open a portal into your pants?

Guess what the doctor just told me. I need some sunshine so that's why I got you to brighten my day.

Do you have impregnable defensive barriers? Good because I know how to p**... that.

Has anyone ever looked at that? Why don’t we go back to my place so I can give you a full exam?

I am the Sorcerer Supreme in bed to defend your Sacred Sanctum.

Soo... Is that a baby Dalek in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Babe, are you a doctor. My banana isn't peeling well.

Every time I regenerate, my p**... gets bigger.

Don't worry, babe. The Cybermen won't hurt you. You can't upgrade perfection.

I'd like to enter your portal and travel to another world.

We never lose our demons, babe. We only learn to live above them.

Girl, forget about 'Strange Policy' and let's get it on.

You must be a doctor, ‘cause I’m ready for you to get me a shot.

Death is what gives life meaning. To know your days are numbered. Your time is short.

Who are you in this vast Multiverse?

Girl you're so hot that I would still talk to you even after I'm off the anti-depressant pills I stole from my hospital's pharmacy.

Are you KFC? The doctor just gave me a prescription for all your gravy.

Forget about Doctor Robotnik, wait until you see my Doctor Robotdik.

Hey, baby, care for a pelvic exam?

You must be the limp doctor because I’ve got a s**....

I'm not a doctor but,

I can get rid of your vitamin D deficiency

Got any magic in you? Would you like some?

The doctor says I need more vitamin U.

Guess what my doctor told me. Laughter is the best medicine. I guess you bring the smile to my face.

I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.

Doctors are recommending you stay inside.

Lucky for us, you can't spell quarantine without U and I.

Girl, I am the Ancient One that will teach you the magical way.

I want to doo-wee-doo you.

Hey girl, your bone structure is giving my bone-structure.

Let's both come to those things and we will have fun together.

Can you bring me to the doctor

Because i broke my leg falling for you

At the root of existence, mind and matter meet. Thoughts shape reality.

Are you Doctor Strange, because you just made a portal to my heart.

Girl, your butt is cute like an Adipose baby.

Will you save me if I have a heart attack from stress?

I am ready babe, you have conjured a weapon in my pants.

Do you want to get strange tonight?

Date me, no? I am going to reset time and try again.