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Top 50 Dr Seuss Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Dr Seuss pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Did you read dr Seuss as a kid?

    Because green eggs and damnnnnn

  2. Did your parents read you Dr. Seuss when you were younger?

    Because green eggs and DAMN!!!

  3. I am Sam. Sam I am. Would you, could you, like to date? Would you, could you, like to mate?"

  4. I do not like my wife, you see. I do not like her, no sirree. Her looks accuse, her words disparage, And so we have this open marriage.

  5. For any Dr Seuss fans out there. “I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees, now suck on my cock and get on your knees.”

  6. Hey, sleep with me. I am not scary. I'm really rich. I'm Drew Carey.

  7. Would you like to see my house? Would you like to unbutton my blouse? Would you like to grazzle my flam? And in the morning, green eggs and ham!

  8. Would you like to stop right here? Would you like to get a beer? Would you like to pay the tab? Would you like to grab a cab?

  9. Young lady, young miss, young Cindy Lou Who? Would you be fillhoolupped if I talked to you? I regret to inform you, my heart is two sizes too small. But what I lack in heart, I make up for in gall. So come with me, lovely duzzler, though I may be a Grinch. I’ll impress you a mile, if you give me an inch. All the Whos down in Whoville, With jintinglers and gardoombas, Have nothing on you dear and your set of bazoombas.

  10. Your eyes are like wumbus, Your hair is like jertain. Your zumers look murky-mooshy, But I’d like to be certain.

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Funny dr seuss pickup lines

Hi there girl, you look so great, Would you kindly be my date? Get to know me, I'm a perfect man Now would you? Could you? Get in the van?

Not one fish or blue fish Nor a Grinch and a Lorax Served all on a green dish From cats wearing hats could ever compare to the places I go When hearing you speak in voices so low I dream of great Snorses gallumphing through Greenland Or bright feathered farces flying through Freeland I’m a doctor you know, but my cures are no use, Against all of your charms, Hi my name is Suess.

My tricks are not bad. Why, we can have lots of good fun if you wish! Here’s a fun little game called, Drink, drink, drink like a fish!

Could you do it with a friend?

Could you do it end to end? Could you do it nude with me? Could you do it while I see? Hee hee hee..

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One fish, Two fish My place, Your place?

I love someone who knows what wine goes with red fish or blue fish.

I may not like Green ham or eggs, but I sure love your long, thin legs.

I said what I meant, I meant what I said,
I’m hung like an elephant,
Just bring me to bed.

I'll do it with you in a car
I'll do it with you in a bar
I'll do it with you in my bed
I'll do it with you on a sled

I’ve danced with Thing 1, and held hands with Thing 2.
But not a creature in Whoville compares to you.

In all of Hooterville, where there's Hooters supreme, yours are the best of the Hooters I've seen!

Is that a Cat in your Hat or are you just happy to see me?

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Marvin K. Mooney, will you please come now?!?

My heart ain't the only thing two sizes too large, if you know what I mean.

My tricks are not bad.
Why, we can have lots of good fun if you wish!
Here’s a fun little game called,
Drink, drink, drink like a fish!

Not one fish or blue fish
Nor a Grinch and a Lorax
Served all on a green dish
From cats wearing hats
could ever compare to the places I go
When hearing you speak in voices so low
I dream of great Snorses gallumphing through Greenland
Or bright feathered farces flying through Freeland
I’m a doctor you know, but my cures are no use,
Against all of your charms, Hi my name is Suess.

Of all the beaches and all the bars,
We’ve met here — two Sneetches — with stars upon thars.

On a boat, in a car, with your toes all curled - Oh, the places we'll go when I rock your world!

One fish,
Two fish
My place,
Your place?

Sally from Whoville, what's your sign? Let's blow this joint -- your thneed or mine?

That's not the only place this Sneetch has a star, Baby.

Wanna see my cat inna hat?

With a figglefluff there, in the tall greenest grass. I couldn't help notice your magnificent ass.