Top 50 Dr Seuss Pick Up lines
Dr. Seuss is a very famous children’s author who has written many classic children’s books. We have compiled a list of Dr. Seuss inspired pick up lines. Use these when you are in a Dr. Seuss themed setting such as Dr. Seuss events, Dr. Seuss bookstore, Dr. Seuss readings, or Dr. Seuss movie showings. These Dr. Seuss pick up lines inspired by his works can be quite cheesy and funny, so have some fun with them.
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Did you read dr Seuss as a kid?
Because green eggs and damnnnnn
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Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!
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would you could you, s**... my c**...? would you could you, by the dock?
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Have you ridden a golden croc? Or would you prefer my c**...?
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With a figglefluff there, in the tall greenest grass. I couldn't help notice your magnificent ass.
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I came without condoms. I came without pills. I came inside hotties and gave them the thrills.
Working short dr seuss pickup lines to impress a girl
I do not like my wife, you see. I do not like her, no sirree. Her looks accuse, her words disparage, And so we have this open marriage.
I am Sam. Sam I am. Would you, could you, like to date? Would you, could you, like to mate?"
Would you like to see my house? Would you like to unbutton my blouse? Would you like to grazzle my flam? And in the morning, green eggs and ham!
Hey, sleep with me. I am not scary. I'm really rich. I'm Drew Carey.
Your eyes are like wumbus, Your hair is like jertain. Your zumers look murky-mooshy, But I’d like to be certain.
Young lady, young miss, young Cindy Lou Who? Would you be fillhoolupped if I talked to you? I regret to inform you, my heart is two sizes too small. But what I lack in heart, I make up for in gall. So come with me, lovely duzzler, though I may be a Grinch. I’ll impress you a mile, if you give me an inch. All the Whos down in Whoville, With jintinglers and gardoombas, Have nothing on you dear and your set of bazoombas.
Hi there girl, you look so great, Would you kindly be my date? Get to know me, I'm a perfect man Now would you? Could you? Get in the van?
dr seuss Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
Not one fish or blue fish Nor a Grinch and a Lorax Served all on a green dish From cats wearing hats could ever compare to the places I go When hearing you speak in voices so low I dream of great Snorses gallumphing through Greenland Or bright feathered farces flying through Freeland I’m a doctor you know, but my cures are no use, Against all of your charms, Hi my name is Suess.
My tricks are not bad. Why, we can have lots of good fun if you wish! Here’s a fun little game called, Drink, drink, drink like a fish!
Could you do it with a friend?
Could you do it end to end? Could you do it nude with me? Could you do it while I see? Hee hee hee..
I'll do it with you in a car I'll do it with you in a bar I'll do it with you in my bed I'll do it with you on a sled
One fish, Two fish My place, Your place?
It’s too cold to go out.
It’s too wet to play ball.
So let’s sit in this bar,
And do nothing at all.
My heart ain't the only thing two sizes too large, if you know what I mean.
dr seuss Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation
My tricks are not bad.
Why, we can have lots of good fun if you wish!
Here’s a fun little game called,
Drink, drink, drink like a fish!
Not one fish or blue fish
Nor a Grinch and a Lorax
Served all on a green dish
From cats wearing hats
could ever compare to the places I go
When hearing you speak in voices so low
I dream of great Snorses gallumphing through Greenland
Or bright feathered farces flying through Freeland
I’m a doctor you know, but my cures are no use,
Against all of your charms, Hi my name is Suess.
Of all the beaches and all the bars,
We’ve met here — two Sneetches — with stars upon thars.
On a boat, in a car, with your toes all curled - Oh, the places we'll go when I rock your world!
One fish,
Two fish
My place,
Your place?
Sally from Whoville, what's your sign? Let's blow this joint -- your thneed or mine?
That's not the only place this Sneetch has a star, Baby.
Wanna see my cat inna hat?
Would you like to see my house?
Would you like to unbutton my blouse?
Would you like to grazzle my flam?
And in the morning, green eggs and ham!
Would you like to stop right here?
Would you like to get a beer?
Would you like to pay the tab?
Would you like to grab a cab?
Y'know, after he stole it, the Grinch hid Christmas - in my pants.
You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
But it’s what’s in your pants
That I’d like to choose.
dr seuss Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush
Young lady, young miss, young Cindy Lou Who? Would you be fillhoolupped if I talked to you?
I regret to inform you, my heart is two sizes too small. But what I lack in heart, I make up for in gall.
So come with me, lovely duzzler, though I may be a Grinch. I’ll impress you a mile, if you give me an inch.
All the Whos down in Whoville,
With jintinglers and gardoombas,
Have nothing on you dear and your set of bazoombas.
Your eyes are like wumbus,
Your hair is like jertain.
Your zumers look murky-mooshy,
But I’d like to be certain.
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots! Just kidding. That’s from The Grinch. Wanna go out?
In all of Hooterville, where there's h**... supreme, yours are the best of the h**... I've seen!
Fish! I'll do it!
Hop on pop?
Hey, you wanna, hop on pop
Each book makes a million, a zillion, or three. Would you, could you, come home with me?
From far or near or here or there, haven't I seen you before somewhere?
Have you tried this new drink? You know that you should. It has both parts fizzhoofink, and both parts are good.
Hey, sleep with me.
I am not scary.
I'm really rich.
I'm Drew Carey.
Hi there girl, you look so great,
Would you kindly be my date?
Get to know me, I'm a perfect man
Now would you? Could you? Get in the van?
How'd you like to be in my next book: 'Great Legs and Ass'?
I am Sam.
Sam I am.
Would you, could you, like to date?
Would you, could you, like to mate?"
I do not like my wife, you see.
I do not like her, no sirree.
Her looks accuse, her words disparage,
And so we have this open marriage.
I hate this place - the crowd's so phony! Say, care to ride me like a pony?
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Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Dr Seuss phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.