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Top 45 dr seuss Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Dr Seuss chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Did you read dr Seuss as a kid?

    Because green eggs and damnnnnn

  2. Did your parents read you Dr. Seuss when you were younger?

    Because green eggs and DAMN!!!

  3. Hop on pop?

  4. Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!

  5. Hey, you wanna, hop on pop

  6. Could you do it with a friend?
    Could you do it end to end?
    Could you do it nude with me?
    Could you do it while I see? Hee hee hee..

  7. Each book makes a million, a zillion, or three. Would you, could you, come home with me?

  8. From far or near or here or there, haven't I seen you before somewhere?

  9. Have you ridden a golden croc? Or would you prefer my cock?

  10. Have you tried this new drink? You know that you should. It has both parts fizzhoofink, and both parts are good.

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Latest dr seuss chat up lines

Hey, sleep with me.
I am not scary.
I'm really rich.
I'm Drew Carey.

Hi there girl, you look so great,
Would you kindly be my date?
Get to know me, I'm a perfect man
Now would you? Could you? Get in the van?

How'd you like to be in my next book: 'Great Legs and Ass'?

I am Sam.
Sam I am.
Would you, could you, like to date?
Would you, could you, like to mate?"

I came without condoms.
I came without pills.
I came inside hotties and gave them the thrills.

I do not like my wife, you see.
I do not like her, no sirree.
Her looks accuse, her words disparage,
And so we have this open marriage.

I hate this place - the crowd's so phony! Say, care to ride me like a pony?

I love someone who knows what wine goes with red fish or blue fish.

I may not like Green ham or eggs, but I sure love your long, thin legs.

I said what I meant, I meant what I said,
I’m hung like an elephant,
Just bring me to bed.

I'll do it with you in a car
I'll do it with you in a bar
I'll do it with you in my bed
I'll do it with you on a sled

I’ve danced with Thing 1, and held hands with Thing 2.
But not a creature in Whoville compares to you.

In all of Hooterville, where there's Hooters supreme, yours are the best of the Hooters I've seen!

Is that a Cat in your Hat or are you just happy to see me?

It’s too cold to go out.
It’s too wet to play ball.
So let’s sit in this bar,
And do nothing at all.

Marvin K. Mooney, will you please come now?!?

My heart ain't the only thing two sizes too large, if you know what I mean.

My tricks are not bad.
Why, we can have lots of good fun if you wish!
Here’s a fun little game called,
Drink, drink, drink like a fish!

Not one fish or blue fish
Nor a Grinch and a Lorax
Served all on a green dish
From cats wearing hats
could ever compare to the places I go
When hearing you speak in voices so low
I dream of great Snorses gallumphing through Greenland
Or bright feathered farces flying through Freeland
I’m a doctor you know, but my cures are no use,
Against all of your charms, Hi my name is Suess.

Of all the beaches and all the bars,
We’ve met here — two Sneetches — with stars upon thars.

On a boat, in a car, with your toes all curled - Oh, the places we'll go when I rock your world!

One fish,
Two fish
My place,
Your place?

Sally from Whoville, what's your sign? Let's blow this joint -- your thneed or mine?

That's not the only place this Sneetch has a star, Baby.

Wanna see my cat inna hat?