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Top 21 Squirrel Pick Up lines

Flirt and impress with the best squirrel pick up lines. Show that you are eco-friendly and care about wildlife. These pick up lines featuring squirrels will do the trick for you. Cute and cheesy pick up lines about squirrels for him or for her.

  1. If I were a squirrel, and you were a tree

    I’d put my nuts in you

  2. That squirrel from ice age finally got his nut… now how about me

  3. Charmander is red, Squirrel is blue, If you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.

  4. If i were a squirrel, you would be winter.

    Because I save my nuts for you

  5. If you and I were both squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

    =)

  6. I’m a squirrel under the sea, and I need your nuts.

  7. Are you a squirrel?

    Because you can have deez nuts

  8. Are you a squirrel?

    Because I want to fill your mouth with my nuts.

  9. if I polymorphed us both into squirrels could I bust a nut in your hole?"

  10. Let's pretend we're squirrels...

    ...so I can bust a nut in your hole


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What is a Squirrel pickup line?

Working squirrel pickup lines

You're a nut, I'm a squirrel
Winters coming and I want to store you in my cheek girl.

Are you a squirrel? Because I can see your nuts

Once I bent down to pet a small dog and hey, it was a 5 pound squirrels.

Hey girl, are you a squirrel?

Because I wanna put my nuts in your mouth.

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This is a funny Squirrel pickup line!

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

If i was scratte, the flying squirrel from ice age
I'd constantly chase you for your NUT... *wink*

If I was a squirrel

Could I bust a nut in your bush?

If you were a tree and I was a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in you.

I can make a lovely squirrel casserole.

Your hair is just about as purdy as that squirrel's I skinned this morning.

And it smells just as good!