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Top 5 Squirrel Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Squirrel chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. If I were a squirrel, and you were a tree

    I’d put my nuts in you

  2. Charmander is red, Squirrel is blue, If you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.

  3. If I was a squirrel

    Could I bust a nut in your bush?

  4. Your hair is just about as purdy as that squirrel's I skinned this morning.

    And it smells just as good!

  5. I can make a lovely squirrel casserole.

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