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Top 14 Squirrel Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Squirrel pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Squirrel conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. If I were a squirrel, and you were a tree

    I’d put my nuts in you

  2. Charmander is red, Squirrel is blue, If you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.

  3. If i were a squirrel, you would be winter.

    Because I save my nuts for you

  4. Let's pretend we're squirrels... I can bust a nut in your hole

  5. Are you a squirrel? Because I can see your nuts

  6. Once I bent down to pet a small dog and hey, it was a 5 pound squirrels.

  7. Hey girl, are you a squirrel?

    Because I wanna put my nuts in your mouth.

  8. If I was a squirrel I'd chuck my nuts in your hole!

  9. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

  10. If i was scratte, the flying squirrel from ice age

    I'd constantly chase you for your NUT... *wink*

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Funny squirrel pickup lines

If I was a squirrel
Could I bust a nut in your bush?

If you were a tree and I was a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in you.

I can make a lovely squirrel casserole.

Your hair is just about as purdy as that squirrel's I skinned this morning.

And it smells just as good!