Top 18 Squirtle Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Squirtle pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Squirtle conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Hey girl… I wanna see if I can make you Squirtle.

2. Did you read this weekend's forecast? Cloudy with a chance of Squirtle.

3. Can I Squirtle in your Meowth?

4. Charmender is red, squirtle is blue, if you were a pokemon, I’d choose you.

5. Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you!

6. Charmanders are red, Squirtles are blue.

   If you were a Pokémon, then I'd choose you.

7. Are you a Pokemon?

   Cause I wanna Squirtle on them Jigglypuffs

8. Hey cutie are you into Pokémon?

   Cause just one Pikachu makes me want to Squirtle.

9. I would love to Squirtle all over your Jigglypuffs

   Ideally used on big-breasted women interested in Pokemon.

10. Are you a Pokemon?

    Cause when I Pikachu, I wanna Squirtle

Funny squirtle pickup lines

Hey girl, arz you a pokemon?
Cuz imma make your litten squirtle

Squirtle isn't the ONLY one that can use water gun. - wink -

I want to Squirtle all over your Jigglypuffs.

I wanna see your Squirtle squirt.

Care to take a Rhydon my Lapras til you Squirtle over me?

Can I squirtle on your pikachu?

Hey, baby, my squirtle knows water gun.