Top 17 Squirtle Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Squirtle pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Hey girl… I wanna see if I can make you Squirtle.

2. Did you read this weekend's forecast? Cloudy with a chance of Squirtle.

3. Can I Squirtle in your Meowth?

4. Charmender is red, squirtle is blue, if you were a pokemon, I’d choose you.

5. Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you!

6. Are you a Pokemon?

   Cause I wanna Squirtle on them Jigglypuffs

7. Hey cutie are you into Pokémon?

   Cause just one Pikachu makes me want to Squirtle.

8. I would love to Squirtle all over your Jigglypuffs

   Ideally used on big-breasted women interested in Pokemon.

9. Are you a Pokemon?

   Cause when I Pikachu, I wanna Squirtle

10. Hey girl, arz you a pokemon?

    Cuz imma make your litten squirtle

Funny squirtle pickup lines

If you were a pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle, cause you make me wet!

Squirtle isn't the ONLY one that can use water gun. - wink -

I wanna see your Squirtle squirt.

I want to Squirtle all over your Jigglypuffs.

Can I squirtle on your pikachu?

Hey, baby, my squirtle knows water gun.