The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 18 Squirtle Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Squirtle conversation openers that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Squirtle pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot.

  1. Hey girl… I wanna see if I can make you Squirtle.

  2. Did you read this weekend's forecast? Cloudy with a chance of Squirtle.

  3. Can I Squirtle in your Meowth?

  4. Charmender is red, squirtle is blue, if you were a pokemon, I’d choose you.

  5. Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you!

  6. Charmanders are red, Squirtles are blue.

    If you were a Pokémon, then I'd choose you.

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What is a Squirtle pickup line?

Working short squirtle pickup lines to impress a girl

Are you a Pokemon?

Cause I wanna Squirtle on them Jigglypuffs

Hey cutie are you into Pokémon?

Cause just one Pikachu makes me want to Squirtle.

I would love to Squirtle all over your Jigglypuffs

Ideally used on big-breasted women interested in Pokemon.

Are you a Pokemon?

Cause when I Pikachu, I wanna Squirtle

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This is a funny Squirtle pickup line!

Squirtle isn't the ONLY one that can use water gun. - wink -

I want to Squirtle all over your Jigglypuffs.

I wanna see your Squirtle squirt.

squirtle Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

If you were a pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle, cause you make me wet!

Care to take a Rhydon my Lapras til you Squirtle over me?

Can I squirtle on your pikachu?

Hey, baby, my squirtle knows water gun.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Squirtle phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Squirtle lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.