Top 17 Squirtle Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Squirtle chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Hey girl… I wanna see if I can make you Squirtle.

2. Did you read this weekend's forecast? Cloudy with a chance of Squirtle.

3. Can I Squirtle in your Meowth?

4. Charmender is red, squirtle is blue, if you were a pokemon, I’d choose you.

5. Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you!

6. Are you a Pokemon?

   Cause I wanna Squirtle on them Jigglypuffs

7. Hey cutie are you into Pokémon?

   Cause just one Pikachu makes me want to Squirtle.

8. Are you a Pokemon?

   Cause when I Pikachu, I wanna Squirtle

9. Poke pun fun.

   Never met a hot torchic than you. Wanna Take a weedle rhydon my lapras until you squirtle bit? Youre making my venusaur. I’ll machoke entei you up if that’s what you’re into. Crap, did I lugia? Ok, bye. Sorry.

10. Hey girl, arz you a pokemon?

    Cuz imma make your litten squirtle

Funny squirtle pickup lines

If you were a pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle, cause you make me wet!

Squirtle isn't the ONLY one that can use water gun. - wink -

I want to Squirtle all over your Jigglypuffs.

I wanna see your Squirtle squirt.

Hey, baby, my squirtle knows water gun.

Care to take a Rhydon my Lapras til you Squirtle over me?

Can I squirtle on your pikachu?