Top 41 Spoon Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Spoon pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Spoon conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Are you sugar?

   Because you're sweet and I wanna spoon you.

2. Are you soup cuz I want to spoon you

3. There is no spoon. But there is a rolling pin in my pants.

4. I like my women like I like my soup: Hot, Creamy, and no stranger to spooning.

5. You're the Nutella to my spoon.

6. Well, hey there! I sure don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.

7. I've got all these forks and knives,

   All I need is a little spoon.

8. all these forks and knives

   But I'm still missing a little spoon

9. I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.

10. Are you ice cream?

    Because I don’t know if I’d rather lick you or spoon you

Funny spoon pickup lines

Hey girl, are you soup
Because I want to spoon you

Are you ice cream?

Cause I can't decide if I want to lick you or spoon you.

Hey, baby. Wanna lick my spoon?

Are you my cereal?

Cause I wanna spoon you

Are you my cereal?

Cause I would spoon you

Are u cutlery
Because we could fork and spoon all day

Are you chocolate pudding?

Because I want to spoon you ;)

What's your favorite utensil?

Cuz I'd like to spoon

Girl, I already got Ben&Jerry's

All I need is the little spoon

Are you cereal?

Cuz i wanna spoon you

I can eat yogurt without a spoon

She said “wow impressive” and I don’t know how to respond.

I eat yogurt twice a day every day

*whitout using a spoon*

Are you a kitchen utensil

Cuz I wanna spoon 🥴

Girl, do you want to go out tonight?

I can eat yogurt without a spoon

You must be Chile…

because I’d like to spoon you.

Yogurt. Cereal. Soup.

*Name* from Tinder. These are all things I want to spoon.

ZARYA: I actually like to be the little spoon.

Are you a Hong Kong protestor?

Because I want to be your big spoon

Girl you're like Nutella...

Cause really wanna lick you or spoon you, Ahhh I'm confused 🤦‍️ maybe I'll do both 🤪

- Day 10

You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just gotta spoon you.

You must be frozen yogurt, because I want to spoon you.

Let’s pretend you’re a potato salad and I’ll be a spoon. Can I dig in now?

You look like a bowl of macaroni salad, I just gotta spoon you.