Top 48 Spoon Pick Up lines
Does your girlfriend or boyfriend have a spoon fetish? Use these funny spoon pick up lines to help you get the girl or guy. These funny and dirty spoon pick up lines feature common spoon items and themes. Spoon as in a medical instrument and utensil. Get plenty of good and clean pick up lines that work.
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Are you sugar?
Because you're sweet and I wanna spoon you.
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She asked me “What that mouth do?”
I said “I’ve been eating pudding cups without a spoon since I was 8 years old, I will make you cry.”
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Are you soup cuz I want to spoon you
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There is no spoon. But there is a rolling pin in my pants.
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You're the Nutella to my spoon.
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I like my women like I like my soup: Hot, Creamy, and no stranger to spooning.
Working short spoon pickup lines to impress a girl
Well, hey there! I sure don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
I've got all these forks and knives,
All I need is a little spoon.
all these forks and knives
But I'm still missing a little spoon
I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.
Hey girl, are you soup
Because I want to spoon you
Are you ice cream?
Cause I can't decide if I want to lick you or spoon you.
Yogurt. Cereal. Soup. You. These are all things I want to spoon.
spoon Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
I have a dive knife, but what I really need is a spoon.
All I'm missing is the little spoon for my cuddle buddy.
Hey, baby. Wanna lick my spoon?
Are you my cereal?
Cause I wanna spoon you
There is no spoon. I just know how to bend and work the one in my pants.
Are you a fruit salad?
Cause you dont need dressing, just you, a spoon, and my mouth
Are you chocolate pudding, because I want to spoon you all night long.
spoon Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation
Are you my cereal?
Cause I would spoon you
Are u cutlery
Because we could fork and spoon all day
Are you chocolate pudding?
Because I want to spoon you ;)
What's your favorite utensil?
Cuz I'd like to spoon
Girl, I already got Ben&Jerry's
All I need is the little spoon
Are you cereal?
Cuz i wanna spoon you
I can eat yogurt without a spoon
She said “wow impressive” and I don’t know how to respond.
I eat yogurt twice a day every day
*whitout using a spoon*
Are you a cabbage?
Because i wanna slice you up and put you into a clean jar and sprinkle salt over you. Use a wooden spoon or a vegetable pounder to press and stir you, squeezing you down so the salt can draw out your juices because it will create your own brine with the salt then i wanna leave you for 2 weeks then eat you with bread.
Girl, do you want to go out tonight?
I can eat yogurt without a spoon
Are you a kitchen utensil
Cuz I wanna spoon 🥴
You must be Chile…
because I’d like to spoon you.
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ZARYA: I actually like to be the little spoon.
Are you a Hong Kong protestor?
Because I want to be your big spoon
Girl you're like Nutella...
Cause really wanna lick you or spoon you, Ahhh I'm confused 🤦️ maybe I'll do both 🤪
- Day 10
Yogurt. Cereal. Soup.
*Name* from Tinder. These are all things I want to spoon.
Let’s pretend you’re a potato salad and I’ll be a spoon. Can I dig in now?
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you
You must be frozen yogurt, because I want to spoon you.
You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just gotta spoon you.
I brought you a small spoon, in case you wanted to sample my flavor.
Every time I see you, I feel my cream get whipped, my banana get split, and my spoon get licked.
You look like a bowl of macaroni salad, I just gotta spoon you.
You don't need a spoonful of sugar to make me go down.
You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.
Yeah, I'm still a virgin. But I'm really good at spooning!
Using smooth Spoon phrases can work magic when trying to make a good impression. Try using funny and charming Spoon conversation starters, chat starters, and comebacks for sticky moments.
Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Spoon phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Spoon lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.