Top 48 Spoon Pick Up lines
Does your girlfriend or boyfriend have a spoon fetish? Use these funny spoon pick up lines to help you get the girl or guy. These funny and dirty spoon pick up lines feature common spoon items and themes. Spoon as in a medical instrument and utensil. Get plenty of good and clean pick up lines that work.
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Are you sugar?
Because you're sweet and I wanna spoon you.
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She asked me “What that mouth do?”
I said “I’ve been eating pudding cups without a spoon since I was 8 years old, I will make you cry.”
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Are you soup cuz I want to spoon you
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There is no spoon. But there is a rolling pin in my pants.
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You're the Nutella to my spoon.
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I like my women like I like my soup: Hot, Creamy, and no stranger to spooning.
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Well, hey there! I sure don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
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I've got all these forks and knives,
All I need is a little spoon.
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all these forks and knives
But I'm still missing a little spoon
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I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.
Working spoon pickup lines
Are you ice cream?
Because I don’t know if I’d rather lick you or spoon you
Hey girl, are you soup
Because I want to spoon you
Are you ice cream?
Cause I can't decide if I want to lick you or spoon you.
Yogurt. Cereal. Soup. You. These are all things I want to spoon.
All I'm missing is the little spoon for my cuddle buddy.
Hey, baby. Wanna lick my spoon?
Are you my cereal?
Cause I wanna spoon you
There is no spoon. I just know how to bend and work the one in my pants.
Are you a fruit salad?
Cause you dont need dressing, just you, a spoon, and my mouth
Morning cereals, soup, you. Those are the things I want to spoon.
Are you chocolate pudding, because I want to spoon you all night long.
Are you my cereal?
Cause I would spoon you
Are you chocolate pudding?
Because I want to spoon you ;)
What's your favorite utensil?
Cuz I'd like to spoon
Girl, I already got Ben&Jerry's
All I need is the little spoon
Are you cereal?
Cuz i wanna spoon you
I can eat yogurt without a spoon
She said “wow impressive” and I don’t know how to respond.
I eat yogurt twice a day every day
*whitout using a spoon*
Are you a cabbage?
Because i wanna slice you up and put you into a clean jar and sprinkle salt over you. Use a wooden spoon or a vegetable pounder to press and stir you, squeezing you down so the salt can draw out your juices because it will create your own brine with the salt then i wanna leave you for 2 weeks then eat you with bread.
Girl, do you want to go out tonight?
I can eat yogurt without a spoon
Are you a kitchen utensil
Cuz I wanna spoon 🥴
You must be Chile…
because I’d like to spoon you.
ZARYA: I actually like to be the little spoon.
