Top 30 Spoon Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Spoon chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. There is no spoon. But there is a rolling pin in my pants.

2. I like my women like I like my soup: Hot, Creamy, and no stranger to spooning.

3. You're the Nutella to my spoon.

4. Well, hey there! I sure don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.

5. I've got all these forks and knives,

   All I need is a little spoon.

6. all these forks and knives

   But I'm still missing a little spoon

7. I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.

8. Are you ice cream?

   Because I don’t know if I’d rather lick you or spoon you

9. Are you ice cream?

   Cause I can't decide if I want to lick you or spoon you.

10. Hey, baby. Wanna lick my spoon?

Funny spoon pickup lines

Are you a fruit salad?
Cause you dont need dressing, just you, a spoon, and my mouth

Corny - Are you my cereal?

Cause I would spoon you

Are you chocolate pudding?

Because I want to spoon you ;)

Damn girl you hot

Hot like a spoon in a crackhouse

Are you a cabbage?

Because i wanna slice you up and put you into a clean jar and sprinkle salt over you. Use a wooden spoon or a vegetable pounder to press and stir you, squeezing you down so the salt can draw out your juices because it will create your own brine with the salt then i wanna leave you for 2 weeks then eat you with bread.

ZARYA: I actually like to be the little spoon.

Hey are you a spoon in a crackhouse?
Cause your hot as fuck!

Are you a Hong Kong protestor?

Because I want to be your big spoon

Girl you're like Nutella...

Cause really wanna lick you or spoon you, Ahhh I'm confused 🤦‍️ maybe I'll do both 🤪

- Day 10

Yogurt. Cereal. Soup.

*Name* from Tinder. These are all things I want to spoon.

You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just gotta spoon you.

You must be frozen yogurt, because I want to spoon you.

You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.

You look like a bowl of macaroni salad, I just gotta spoon you.

You don't need a spoonful of sugar to make me go down.

Let’s pretend you’re a potato salad and I’ll be a spoon. Can I dig in now?

I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you

Yeah, I'm still a virgin. But I'm really good at spooning!

Every time I see you, I feel my cream get whipped, my banana get split, and my spoon get licked.

I brought you a small spoon, in case you wanted to sample my flavor.