The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 48 Spoon Pick Up lines

Does your girlfriend or boyfriend have a spoon fetish? Use these funny spoon pick up lines to help you get the girl or guy. These funny and dirty spoon pick up lines feature common spoon items and themes. Spoon as in a medical instrument and utensil. Get plenty of good and clean pick up lines that work.

  1. Are you sugar?

    Because you're sweet and I wanna spoon you.

  2. She asked me “What that mouth do?”

    I said “I’ve been eating pudding cups without a spoon since I was 8 years old, I will make you cry.”

  3. Are you soup cuz I want to spoon you

  4. There is no spoon. But there is a rolling pin in my pants.

  5. You're the Nutella to my spoon.

  6. I like my women like I like my soup: Hot, Creamy, and no stranger to spooning.

  7. Well, hey there! I sure don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.

  8. I've got all these forks and knives,

    All I need is a little spoon.

  9. all these forks and knives

    But I'm still missing a little spoon

  10. I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.


spoon pickup line
What is a Spoon pickup line?

Working spoon pickup lines

Are you ice cream?

Because I don’t know if I’d rather lick you or spoon you

Hey girl, are you soup

Because I want to spoon you

Are you ice cream?

Cause I can't decide if I want to lick you or spoon you.

Yogurt. Cereal. Soup. You. These are all things I want to spoon.

spoon pickup line
This is a funny Spoon pickup line!

All I'm missing is the little spoon for my cuddle buddy.

Hey, baby. Wanna lick my spoon?

Are you my cereal?

Cause I wanna spoon you

There is no spoon. I just know how to bend and work the one in my pants.

Are you a fruit salad?

Cause you dont need dressing, just you, a spoon, and my mouth

Morning cereals, soup, you. Those are the things I want to spoon.

Are you chocolate pudding, because I want to spoon you all night long.

Are you my cereal?

Cause I would spoon you

spoon pickup line
Working Spoon tinder opener

Are you chocolate pudding?

Because I want to spoon you ;)

What's your favorite utensil?

Cuz I'd like to spoon

Girl, I already got Ben&Jerry's

All I need is the little spoon

Are you cereal?

Cuz i wanna spoon you

I can eat yogurt without a spoon

She said “wow impressive” and I don’t know how to respond.

I eat yogurt twice a day every day

*whitout using a spoon*

Are you a cabbage?

Because i wanna slice you up and put you into a clean jar and sprinkle salt over you. Use a wooden spoon or a vegetable pounder to press and stir you, squeezing you down so the salt can draw out your juices because it will create your own brine with the salt then i wanna leave you for 2 weeks then eat you with bread.

Girl, do you want to go out tonight?

I can eat yogurt without a spoon

Are you a kitchen utensil

Cuz I wanna spoon 🥴

You must be Chile…

because I’d like to spoon you.

ZARYA: I actually like to be the little spoon.