Top 41 Spoon Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Spoon pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Are you sugar?
Because you're sweet and I wanna spoon you.
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There is no spoon. But there is a rolling pin in my pants.
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I like my women like I like my soup: Hot, Creamy, and no stranger to spooning.
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You're the Nutella to my spoon.
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Well, hey there! I sure don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
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I've got all these forks and knives,
All I need is a little spoon.
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all these forks and knives
But I'm still missing a little spoon
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I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.
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Are you ice cream?
Because I don’t know if I’d rather lick you or spoon you
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Are you ice cream?
Cause I can't decide if I want to lick you or spoon you.
Funny spoon pickup lines
Hey, baby. Wanna lick my spoon?
Are you my cereal?
Cause I wanna spoon you
Are you a fruit salad?
Cause you dont need dressing, just you, a spoon, and my mouth
Are you my cereal?
Cause I would spoon you
Are you chocolate pudding?
Because I want to spoon you ;)
What's your favorite utensil?
Cuz I'd like to spoon
Girl, I already got Ben&Jerry's
All I need is the little spoon
Are you cereal?
Cuz i wanna spoon you
Damn girl you hot
Hot like a spoon in a crackhouse
I can eat yogurt without a spoon
She said “wow impressive” and I don’t know how to respond.
I eat yogurt twice a day every day
*whitout using a spoon*
Are you a cabbage?
Because i wanna slice you up and put you into a clean jar and sprinkle salt over you. Use a wooden spoon or a vegetable pounder to press and stir you, squeezing you down so the salt can draw out your juices because it will create your own brine with the salt then i wanna leave you for 2 weeks then eat you with bread.
Are you a kitchen utensil
Cuz I wanna spoon 🥴
ZARYA: I actually like to be the little spoon.
Hey are you a spoon in a crackhouse?
Cause your hot as fuck!
Are you a Hong Kong protestor?
Because I want to be your big spoon
Girl you're like Nutella...
Cause really wanna lick you or spoon you, Ahhh I'm confused 🤦️ maybe I'll do both 🤪
- Day 10
Yogurt. Cereal. Soup.
*Name* from Tinder. These are all things I want to spoon.
You must be Chile…
because I’d like to spoon you.
You look like a bowl of macaroni salad, I just gotta spoon you.
You don't need a spoonful of sugar to make me go down.
You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you