106 Spoon Pick Up lines And Rizz

Does your girlfriend or boyfriend have a spoon fetish? Use these funny spoon pick up lines to help you get the girl or guy. These funny and dirty spoon pick up lines feature common spoon items and themes. Spoon as in a medical instrument and utensil. Get plenty of good and clean pick up lines that work.

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Are you sugar?

Because you're sweet and I wanna spoon you.
She asked me “What that mouth do?”

I said “I’ve been eating pudding cups without a spoon since I was 8 years old, I will make you cry.”
Are you soup cuz I want to spoon you
There is no spoon. But there is a rolling pin in my pants.
You're the Nutella to my spoon.
I like my women like I like my soup: Hot, Creamy, and no stranger to spooning.

Here are 106 spoon pick up lines for her and flirty spoon rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Hinge and eleveate your spoon rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny spoon pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty spoon joke for a great chat response.

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Short and cute spoon pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about spoon are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Well, hey there! I sure don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.

I've got all these forks and knives,

All I need is a little spoon.

all these forks and knives

But I'm still missing a little spoon

I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.

Hey girl, are you soup

Because I want to spoon you

Are you ice cream?
Cause I can't decide if I want to lick you or spoon you.

Yogurt. Cereal. Soup. You. These are all things I want to spoon.

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I have a dive knife, but what I really need is a spoon.

All I'm missing is the little spoon for my cuddle buddy.

Hey, baby. Wanna lick my spoon?

"Are you a bowl of cereal? Because I could just spoon you every morning and feel energized."

Haha, so you've uncovered my secret love for collecting vintage spoons. Don't judge, they have a lot of character! 😄

"If you’re the dessert, I’ll be the spoon—ready to scoop you up whenever you're feeling emotional!"

There is no spoon. I just know how to bend and work the one in my pants.

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Funny spoon Tinder openers

Try using funny and charming Spoon conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.

Want to spoon over some ice cream and split a banana split? It's a sundae kind of love!

"Spanking? I was hoping for a gentle nudge towards dessert! What's your stance on ice cream and spoons as weapons of mass deliciousness?"

Are you my cereal?

Cause I wanna spoon you

"How about we redefine roles? I'll be your little spoon tonight, and trust me, it's a delicacy you wouldn't want to miss."

Are you a fruit salad?
Cause you dont need dressing, just you, a spoon, and my mouth

"Are you a bowl of cereal? Because you got me wanting to spoon you every morning."

Morning cereals, soup, you. Those are the things I want to spoon.

"Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down...and by medicine I mean awkward online dating conversation!"

Can I be your little spoon tonight? I promise to be your perfect fit.

Talented? Please, I can also perfectly balance a spoon on my nose. It’s a skill that really pays off during dinner parties! 😂

"Task? Finished it ages ago! Now I'm on to mastering telekinesis, but let's just say spoons aren't afraid of me yet!"

"Are you made of borscht? Because you’re warming my heart with every spoonful of your smile!"

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Clever spoon Pickup Lines and Hinge openers

Using good and clever Spoon hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

"If life is a jar of Nutella, can I be the spoon that sweetens your day?"

If yogurt was as delicious as you, I'd never stop spooning it out of the container.

Are you chocolate pudding, because I want to spoon you all night long.

"Breaks are my time to play chef at home. Ever had a five-course meal prepared by a hopeless romantic with two left cooking spoons?"

Only if you promise to be my big spoon! I'll even throw in some extra fluffiness for good measure. 🐻

"They say the best things in life are worth waiting for. How about you stop waiting and let me be your little spoon?"

Are you a plate of biryani? Because I can't resist getting a spoonful of you!

Your big firm butt cheeks look amazing in those sexy underwear. Can I be your big spoon tonight?

"Ever played spoons? Funny thing, I always end up being the little one. Destiny, maybe?"

Are you my cereal?

Cause I would spoon you

"Is your name Cereal? Because I find myself wanting to spoon you every breakfast."

Can I be your little spoon tonight? Your warmth is all I need in this cozy moment.

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Using these smooth Spoon pickup lines make her give you her number.

"I may need a spoon for this ice cream, but all I need is you for some fun."

"Ever wished for a perfect mix of comfort and laughter? Well, here I am, ready to be your little spoon."

"Too late, I was planning on showing you my antique spoon collection. It's frightfully interesting!"

Are u cutlery

Because we could fork and spoon all day

"Do you believe in magic? Because your smile is like a spoonful of cough syrup - pure happiness!"

Sounds like a delicious challenge! How about we meet in person and put our sweet words to the test?

"Ever dreamt of a perfect match? Well, look no further, because I can be your little spoon meant to be."

Haha, I like a challenge. But don't worry, I'll make sure our date is as smooth as a spoon in soup. 😉

Are you a spoonful of honey in my Cheerios? Because you're definitely the sweetest part of my morning!

Are you yogurt? Because you're making me want to spoon you all day long.

Thanks! I can also balance a spoon on my nose—unfortunately, the talent hasn’t landed me any major gigs yet.

"Are you a spoon? Because you’re stirring up my heart like no other!"

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Flirty spoon Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Spoon pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Are you chocolate pudding?

Because I want to spoon you ;)

"If you were ice cream, I’d savor every spoonful—let’s add a little spice to that flavor!"

I'm all about variety, but nothing beats a little spoon action. What about you? Got any special positions in mind?

"Ever fancied being the big spoon to my little one? Together, we could stir up some unforgettable moments."

"Hilarious, isn't it? How I can fit perfectly as your little spoon in this crazy puzzle we call life."

"Oh really? That's cool. I have a tattoo of two spoons crossing each other. Random, right?"

"Do you have a spoon? Because I find myself falling for you harder than my late-night Nutella cravings."

What's your favorite utensil?

Cuz I'd like to spoon

Girl, I already got Ben&Jerry's

All I need is the little spoon

I’m all ears! Just remember, if you start talking about your collection of spoons, I might need a moment to process that level of excitement! 🥄😂

Trust me, dating me is like finding the perfect spoon for your soup - smooth and satisfying. 😏🥄

Are you cereal?

Cuz i wanna spoon you

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"Do you believe in love at first spoon? Because I think we’d make the perfect pair!"

Did we just become yogurt buddies? Cause I wanna spoon with you all day.

I can eat yogurt without a spoon

She said “wow impressive” and I don’t know how to respond.

I eat yogurt twice a day every day

*whitout using a spoon*

Well, if my charm is as smooth as butter, then your smile must be as bright as the sun.

"Even if love was like licking dirty spoons, I'd still choose to be with you in a room full of clean forks."

"Do you like naps? Because I'm really good at spooning...cereal into my mouth after one!"

Can I be your big spoon tonight? Because I just can't resist holding you close.

Are you a cabbage?

Because i wanna slice you up and put you into a clean jar and sprinkle salt over you. Use a wooden spoon or a vegetable pounder to press and stir you, squeezing you down so the salt can draw out your juices because it will create your own brine with the salt then i wanna leave you for 2 weeks then eat you with bread.

If you were a pot of lentil soup, I'd savor every spoonful of your delicious personality.

Are you a scoop of ice cream? Because I want to be spooning you all night long.

Talented? I can also balance a spoon on my nose! But hey, if there’s an award for that, I’m still waiting for my nomination.

Are you a bottle of cough syrup? Because you make my day better with just a spoonful of you.

"If you were a soup, I’d savor every spoonful—care to share a recipe for a perfect evening?"

Girl, do you want to go out tonight?

I can eat yogurt without a spoon

Are you a kitchen utensil
Cuz I wanna spoon 🥴

"Watching you enjoy your meal makes me wish I were a spoon, just to make you smile."

Yes, I have a keen eye for detail! Next time, I'll have to make sure to keep my spoon collection under wraps. 🥄

Not tired? Great! I need a partner in crime for my late-night snack heist—what’s your weapon of choice? Mine’s definitely a spoon! 🍦

Boredom is no match for us! How about we brainstorm the world's most impractical invention? My vote goes to a self-stirring spoon for milkshakes.

"They say the best things come in small packages, like little spoons. Sometimes meant to be, don't you agree?"

ZARYA: I actually like to be the little spoon.

Yogurt. Cereal. Soup.

*Name* from Tinder. These are all things I want to spoon.

Girl you're like Nutella...

Cause really wanna lick you or spoon you, Ahhh I'm confused maybe I'll do both

You must be Chile…

because I’d like to spoon you.

Are you a Hong Kong protestor?
Because I want to be your big spoon

Let’s pretend you’re a potato salad and I’ll be a spoon. Can I dig in now?

You must be frozen yogurt, because I want to spoon you.

I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you

Yeah, I'm still a virgin. But I'm really good at spooning!

Every time I see you, I feel my cream get whipped, my banana get split, and my spoon get licked.

You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.

You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just gotta spoon you.

I brought you a small spoon, in case you wanted to sample my flavor.

You don't need a spoonful of sugar to make me go down.

You look like a bowl of macaroni salad, I just gotta spoon you.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Spoon love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Spoon openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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